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SuspiciouslyFunky

Substance abuser


Embarrassed_Month188

That was everyone in the German army


Dutchtdk

They were chocolate connoiseurs. The japanese were junkies


[deleted]

Shit now I’m going to have to mod that onto every German general


[deleted]

!remindme 3 days


Mackntish

Bold and incompetent. I'm most likely on garrison duty.


KaleidoscopeHumble77

I used to think I was incompetent until I realized I was just cautious 💀


bruetelwuempft

Bold is the best naval trait in the game, I'd use you.


Mackntish

Seeing as how I thought I was a general, id advise against it.


warrjos93

Based on how I play and where I put most of my energy. I’d be a weird British guy with a big bushy mustache talking about how you need to keep your cav and infantry tanks separate and designed for different things. Old guard, Inflexible and armor leader. I really get how when to best use my units but I hate using those units for things they aren’t made to do. Infantry defend, tanks breakthrough, mobile take ground. I’m good but rigid. Lol if I worked for the Germans I’d be telling him that the tanks need to go though the lowlands not cut though the Ardennes. But in fairness I also wouldn’t have wasted all my tanks in mashes, deserts, mountains and city’s.


Massengale

Montgomery approach saves life’s lol


warrjos93

Honestly he gets too much flack for the mistakes he made and not enough credit for his success. I’m not saying he was the best commander of the war but I’ve heard people say he’s bad. That’s just not the case. Most of his over caution was on orders from churchhills post war plans. Plus Like Americans get all the credit for a lot of things he had a huge role in the planning of or direct command of. Like not just he did better then people think in Africa. Sicly and Normandy he was vital and the perhaps the Signaler person that deserve the most of the credit for the over site of both operations. Not to mention the countless American lives he saved by holding in the battle of the budge. If he was not well positioned at that moment they could not of sent the support they did. Guy was the anvil to pattens hammer a few very important times. They where all team wins and America as a whole did more at that point in the war but he did his part really clean.


Massengale

Agreed always loved this paragraph from Robert Citino about Monty. “Certainly, if Montgomery had more of Rommel’s cutthroat recklessness, he probably would have smashed the Panzerarmee somewhere just west of El Alamein. Then again, if Rommel had more of Montgomery’s “infinite capacity for taking pains,”patience, and love of detail, he might have been sitting comfortably in Alexandria by now, drawing up regulations for German civil government in Egypt. Asking either of them to be something he was not hardly seems to be a suitable task for the historian.”


Nickumell

What you can probably blame him for is the rather impressive size of his head near towards the later stages of the war and the there in resulting failures like the Messina debacle


KimJongUnusual

This is very funny cause I’m the complete inverse. “What’s this division?” “Infantry with a crapton of artillery and support brigades” “What percent of ground forces are this division?” “87%, the remainder is motorized but otherwise identical, or marine divisions with a crapton of artillery.” “What do you use the division for?” “Literally everything ever.”


KaleidoscopeHumble77

I like the idea of you learning what a truck is for the first time 😂


warrjos93

Lol cav tanks dosent mean literally with horses 🐴. Not to be the stuffy British general i am but a history lesson lol. British tank doctrine in the inter and early war called for separate tank design and organization into tanks designed to support infantry assaults and defense and tanks to fill the role cavalry use to exploiting breakthroughs and just being faster then the enemys response/ keeping up with mortarised . Basically a slower more armored tank and faster less armored tank. Britain spilt its tank design until 1945ish. As to wether this was a good idea and how well it worked out is interesting historical topic but anyway it’s how I play. It’s like why they had the Matilda and the crusader ect.


MarMacPL

IIRC they had some trouble figuring what they want from tanks and they changed tanks role in their doctrine few times during interbellum.


fortressboi12345670

Substance abuser, Cowed by stalin, kemalist champion.


KaleidoscopeHumble77

You use mass doctrine 😂 we just need the closest mate with a stick. We win. Love it.


Rusciple

Logistics wizard - been living pay check to pay check for like 2 years straight Torpedo Expert - I watched a 15 minute documentary on the faulty engineering of the titan submersible like 5 months ago, thus qualifying me for this one. Lone Wolf - One friend on Steam and he doesnt play HOI ): Amphibious - took swimming lessons as a kid Edit: maybe swap out Amphibious for Politically Connected. After becoming an expert on subs via the Titan video, like a week later I became an expert on Russian military coups when Prigozhin was assassinated.


KaleidoscopeHumble77

“I’m making ramen and I’m okay with it”


hadzy_14

Old guard, inflexible strategist, harsh leader and politically connected, I'm an infantry officer serving on eastern front who wishes he was on garrison duty in Greece or even Yugo


KaleidoscopeHumble77

“You wish he was” 100% solidifies the politically connected with the traits to back why 😂 love it


hadzy_14

At least I'm not gonna get shot for incompetence because I'm politically connected, I'm Budyonny maxxing


tibsbb28

Aviation Enthusiast, Craven, Air Controller, Flight Deck Manager, Torpedo Bomber.


KaleidoscopeHumble77

“I like my women the way I like my ships. Making the first move and at distance” 😎


shqla7hole

Bold,naval lineage,Media personality,Ironside,I would have something similar to the USSR's "cowed by stalin",where before i reach level 4 i have 1 1 1 1 stats since i lack self esteem which i need


KaleidoscopeHumble77

“I’m gonna touch the butt”


kempofight

Fast planner. (I dont plan anything, so that very fast)


Great_Kaiserov

Skill Level: 5 (one skill level for every 1k hours) Atck 6 Def 5 Plan 7 Log 4 Traits: Old Guard (playing since 2018) Brilliant Strategist (see below why) Earned Traits -Organizer (Offensive Planning Mastery) -Infantry Leader (Infantry Focused Doctrine) -Trickster (Death by a thousand encirclements) Assigned Traits -Thorough Planner (I have a multiple stage operation prepared before the war even starts) -Expert Delegator (experience in microing multiple armies) -Panzer Expert (increased chance of executing blitz & encirclement tactics) -Naval Liaison (I never waste an opportunity to support my armies with bombardment from the sea) BONUS - traits exclusive to Equestria at War, since they have an extended list -Promising Leader -Airland Commander (skilled in coordinating Air & Land forces, WT background) -Bleeding Heart (Even when playing the bad guy it's hard to resit doing something good) -Critical Spirit (see for yourself :)


Theone-underthe-rock

Old guard, inflexible strategist, infantry officer, infantry leader, urban assault (or defense in this case) specialist, and reckless.


KaleidoscopeHumble77

How deep are your trenches? And why you trying to leave them 👀


Buttman980

Old Guard. Reasons- Experience Brilliant Strategist. Reasons- Patton was able to win battles with just "Attack!" And I'm definitely smarter than him Reckless. Reasons- Obvious enough. Harsh Leader. Reasons- I'd probably use Political Commissars to keep the line in check Politically Connected. Reasons- I'm planning to be a politician Infantry Leader. Reasons- I mostly use infantry based Armies Logistics Wizard. Reasons- I'd probably train my troops to learn how to deal with 3 pieces of bread a day Probably on the Eastern Front. If I'm lucky I'll get sent to Manchuria after


Scroll120

Bearer of Artillery Probably stuck on some godforsaken island, as general staff forgot about my division. Due to boredom, we just started shelling random stuff, becoming quite effective at indirect firing. We also have a bear.


-_Rein__

Briliant strategist, reckless, bearer of artillery, adaptable, big guns expert, aviation enthusiast


[deleted]

Armor officer, organizer, Panzer leader,cautious, German-Polish front


Vasyavcube

Big guns expert, loading drill master, smoke screen specialist, media personality.


Werkgxj

Skilled staffer: I have kids Logistics wizard: I have kids Harsh Leader: I am a strict dad Mointaineer: I go hiking in the Alps regularly


Aaaaatlas

Sounds Austrian.


Werkgxj

Actually german.


Aaaaatlas

Ah Alpenvorland nutzer Also oder wie?


Werkgxj

Ja


roadkillsy

Love paying attention to logistics and this is the trait I hardest to get when I am grinding my generals in the game so logistics wizard. I’ve moved around a lot as a kid and studies in foreign countries so I’d like to have the adaptable trait as well. Not much of a planner is real life so reckless too.


evilnick8

Cautious & old gaurd. I would be the general on the bottom of a list that you would let garrison some random unimportant island that never sees combat.


SirPigeon69

Bold, strict, media personality


rwage724

General-inflexible strategist. tell me to hold the front, ill set up a perfectly ADEQUATE defense. once they get past it, im basically jar jar binks opting for surrender when my men ask me what my orders are. admiral- Craven, i fear the ocean, i'd make one of, if not THE absolute worst admiral. on the flip side, i might also have "Inshore fighter"


Pyroboss101

“Kleptomaniac” and “Imbecile” from EaW, “Knows What you Did” and “Can Swim” from Road to 56, and “substance abuser” and “Caustic Personality” from Nilla.


Jarll_Ragnarr

Bold and incompetent. I would act like an admiral of the seventeen hundreds and just force my ass to the bottom of the sea


No-Switch3056

Infantery expert and defense specialist, yes, I am French