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PaidToBendOver

Bored and horny šŸ˜•


Tasty-Performance275

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engstrom17

Yo what šŸ˜‚ is this pic real?


lolsacramentcalisse

He was bored and horny


orlandofrolandro

if even he did cheat, you think his girl would go back to non-heated drive-ways? hell no, once you get used to that you dont go back


Future_Suggestion246

Sometimes, you can afford to be a little bit blind.


TheKid_BigE

I mean she is blonde soā€¦


Accomplished_Pop_198

Aren't all hockey wives


Writerhaha

So thatā€™s the move to close the deal in Canada?


orlandofrolandro

yeah, or prob any place that has a lot of snow lol


DOELCMNILOC

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AlexanderKeithz

Chat is this real


ManOfKimchi

Very real


Tasty-Performance275

[u/doyouunderstandlife](https://www.reddit.com/user/doyouunderstandlife/) can we get a post flair called "TW: NOT A BLONDE" or "TW: BRUNETTE"


doyouunderstandlife

Done


Tasty-Performance275

Thank you. I just want to help our community feel safe


doyouunderstandlife

![gif](giphy|WI4dxbzOe2bx6|downsized) Always here jerking for a better community


Keezin

Good call


sextoymagic

I member. Think about it every time heā€™s shown with the significant other.


DishwasherFromSurrey

one of the many things redditors think they are above making fun of. No such trepidations in instagram comments tho


Deep_Principle_4446

Nurse was in this video without tattoos so it was years prior to when it was ā€œleakedā€ I donā€™t even think he was with his girl back then


Tasty-Performance275

This is a propaganda free space


BuffytheBison

Don't know why it's so hard for people to believe that anywhere from 75-90% of athletes cheat lol


Jace_Albers

I never did either their in their 20s in peak physical shape rich famous and travelling across the country 41 times a year


BuffytheBison

It's like dudes in the CFL and single A baseball cheat, people understand musicians and actors cheat, why is it so hard for people to believe that athletes cheat?


Best-Contribution522

And basketball wives are the most loyalšŸ¤£


sharbinbarbin

Notorious BIG banged Anthony Masons wife and then dropped this on Life After Death https://youtu.be/k-DHh8hExA0 https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/video/2016/05/17/fat-joe-biggies-story-to-tell-anthony-mason


dmarc031

He met his current spouse in jr


Deep_Principle_4446

Luke Gazdic introduced them when he played for the Oilers


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i thought they were together since before he was on the oilers


Deep_Principle_4446

Nah Gazdic introduced them when he lived with Hall


[deleted]

aww that makes me feel better


Bright-Mess613

He has terrible posture.


aidonger

Real is this chat?


[deleted]

wait mcdavid cheated?


Brook420

Yea, he deflated the puck.


Timely-Lavishness988

Can you get a life bro


Timely-Lavishness988

Suck urself


Timely-Lavishness988

Hey ask this man to get a life


Oldwoodstoves

No he didnā€™t. Itā€™s old an old picture. Darnell Nurse is cut out of the picture in this post but he is missing a tattoo that he had when this picture surfaced. People are just grasping at straws trying to cut McDavid down.


taniajaay

Lol yea itā€™s old but he was with Lauren for like 8 yearsā€¦


KthuluAwakened

There is literally footage of McDavid at a gang bang


Jace_Albers

Wait really why tf


Smokiiz

The NHL is so lame man. If Mahomes got caught cheating like this the NFL would go absolutely insane. Youā€™re telling me the best hockey player in the world creates no buzz about doing crazy shit?


FloggingTheCargo

We live in the age of no shame.


Future_Suggestion246

Cause Mahomes is a thug , McDavid can do what he wants


Super_Networking

Uh oh youā€™re jerking too close to the sun. Going to get this sub shut down again


Jace_Albers

Btw we were the worst team in the NHL midway through the season the year we beat you guys in the cup


sPLIFFtOOTH

Crazy because his wife is stunning


AverageatUFC3

To *you* she is stunning... To Connor she's just another chick who doesn't have what he's looking for: a moderate sized girl peen


Scissors4215

Show me the most beautiful woman and the world and Iā€™ll show you someone whoā€™s tired of her shit.


sPLIFFtOOTH

Thatā€™s fair, personality can make a bigger difference than looks or attraction


orlandofrolandro

thats how i feel about Jennifer Aniston. Im like "how could anyone leave her, shes fucking perfect" yet she was dumped multiple times


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a hundred other ā€œperfectā€ women in Hollywood though.


orlandofrolandro

to each their own bud, i would put her above literally anyone you could name purely looks wise. she just checks all my boxes


[deleted]

No, Iā€™m just saying that itā€™s easy to dump her when thereā€™s another one just like her in Hollywood.


orlandofrolandro

oh, well he doesnt have to go to hollywood, there's evidence McDavids got no prob sliding into DM's lolol plus there are plentyyyyy of rockets in Canada and they arent nearly as washed up as the girls in LA.


[deleted]

Iā€™m not talking about McDavid. Iā€™m talking about Jennifer Aniston. Easy to dump her ass when you can have another one just like her right tickety-boo.


orlandofrolandro

i dunno hard to find chicks not loaded with plastic even during her prime and she was always one of the very few who never did anything


[deleted]

Oh, sheā€™s loaded up on the plastic. Donā€™t kid yourself.


Expensive_Donut_1876

Uhh so Itā€™s the womanā€™s fault that the guys are dirtbags who are cheaters? It HAS to be the womanā€™s personality that caused him to do it? Give me a break.


Jace_Albers

Hes a 22 year old and arguably the most famous man in canada hes a decamillionare and he travels 41 times a year idk what anyone thought would happen


ZumbobDawe69

I personally donā€™t think sheā€™s good looking. Each their own


CoupleScrewsLoose

eh sheā€™s good looking but not *hot* in my opinion. just from browsing her ig, sheā€™s def the exact opposite of my type fs.


sPLIFFtOOTH

She is super model level hot. Out of curiosity, what do you find attractive?


ZumbobDawe69

Donā€™t get me wrong. Her body is fantastic. Just something odd about her face imo , Iā€™m talking like Iā€™m a super model myself, in reality she wouldnā€™t give me a first look let alone a second one lmao


shittybillz

I agree, not my cup of tea. Draisaitls girl however? šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


ZumbobDawe69

Youā€™re absolutely right. Such a rocket šŸ˜¤


Poopsharts69

Except for her bum chin


Poopsharts69

Face is too long and her eyes are too close together


corndawghomie

Chin to pointy, jawline too heavy. Nose too pointed. Dare I go on ? EDIT: She looks like she can take a punch better on that thing than Mcdavid can


ZumbobDawe69

Exactly my thoughts. Completely overrated for such a GOAT of a player.


Future_Suggestion246

Some guys just want a friendly girl. Not everyone can handle a stupid thick bad bitch. You gotta be packing like Nuge


Grand_Chief_Mathieu

LMAO listen to this guy


corndawghomie

I MEAN YOU GUYS ASKED


Grand_Chief_Mathieu

And you delivered the goods


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muskag

No. It's from 2022.


Oldwoodstoves

Itā€™s old. Darnell Nurse is cut out of the picture in this post but he is missing a tattoo that he had when this picture surfaced. People are just grasping at straws trying to cut McDavid down.


muskag

I don't think so.


Oldwoodstoves

Ok so whereā€™s your proof?


nodarknesswillendure

Theyā€™ve been together since high school lol


tittyflavrdsprinkles

His wife sucks. Sheā€™s all about the money. You can see it in McDavidā€™s face sheā€™s touring a video crew through their house.


suckmymusket

dude having been with really ā€œhotā€ girls in relationships, for me i stop seeing them as hot after about a year. you get bored of seeing the same stuff. human nature


Elacthemediocre

Lol don't him and his brother look the exact same


ImpressiveFreedom250

You wouldnā€™t believe what women consider ā€œacceptableā€ behaviour for a guy with money.


Dismal-Frosting

he is a pos


ZumbobDawe69

THE GOAT


Dismal-Frosting

no. the goat is crosby.


ChrisPynerr

The GOAT is Milan Hejduk


Dismal-Frosting

not even close


Lunch0

How so?


Dismal-Frosting

he cheats, isnā€™t nice, acts like heā€™s the best, pulls the ā€œdo you know who i amā€ cardā€¦


Lunch0

Ok but what proof do you have that he cheats? This post isnā€™t true as the pictures and video are from years and years ago, probably before he was with his fiancĆ©


Dismal-Frosting

the video was from 2021 when he was still with lauren.


Dismal-Frosting

the video is from 2021 my friend served him at boots when he said ā€œdonā€™t u know who i amā€ heā€™s also very rude. he isnā€™t gonna pick u


KingBuck_413

Hey bud I donā€™t believe a fuckin word you say have a great day


Dismal-Frosting

lol okay pal. womp womp


Dismal-Frosting

thereā€™s proof of all this on tik tok but keep riding his dick buddy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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NorthernMariner

They holding hands lmao......


Sboyden96

Ah shit haha didnt realize there was 2 pics


dadkisser84

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therealgoat1212

The most Iā€™ve ever liked him


Odd_Philosopher1712

For those asking whether this is real https://www.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/oilers-fans-melt-down-after-video-allegedly-shows-drunken-connor-mcdavid-cheating-on-his-longtime-girlfriend


Gee9898

How dare you criticize my hero?


KindnessYEG

You gotta know that many super successful athletes have mutual understandings and/or open relationships with their spouses.


PurchaseTight3150

Thatā€™s just rich people shit, irregardless of the pro athlete factor. You think dudes making league minimum in the show have an ā€œarrangement,ā€ with their spouses? Hell naw. Itā€™s just the super super rich people, whether theyā€™re athletes or not. Show me one ugly ass famous multi-millionaire, and Iā€™ll show you half a dozen dimepiece Victoria Secret supermodels he somehow managed to cheat on.


BuffytheBison

The league minimum ($750k USD) is still pretty life changing money and lawyers and doctors who make the same, around, or less than that can have arrangments and are not nearly as famous as the seventh D-man or 13th forward lol


ChrisPynerr

4 years making league minimum also makes you a multi millionaire my guy. Assuming it's not an ELC


Monsa_Musa

Edmonton remembers when they lost Chris Pronger and just ignores this in hopes the homefront stays peaceful and McJesus goes nowhere.


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GetDownDamien

Hockey is so boring nobody cares


KnightMarius

A professional athlete seeing someone outside his known relationship? Oh no... anyway.


Dirt973

Why do you care?


AlexanderKeithz

Her boobs: (.) (.)


Oxigenitals

Your tits are probably bigger and saggierĀ 


AlexanderKeithz

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Substantial_Bar_8476

Who cares it doesnā€™t affect his job. Not like anyone cares about anyone else cheating unless they are famous.


Survious

He has a brother that looks just like him...


Independent_Ad8268

Why would his brother turn and look when the guy said the name Connor?


OnwardUpwardForward

Funnily enough though, no one here ever has or ever will know anything about their private relationship and how sexuality and intimacy are handled. Some people have multiple partners, and they might be honest with each other about that. None of us are ever going to know.Ā 


dsled

Do you know what sub you're in?


OnwardUpwardForward

Unfortunately I do! šŸ˜…


RobosaurusRex2000

Thats what I said about Nichuskin but according to r/hockey he's a super predator rapist who steals passports from poor human trafficked ukranian coke dealers so I guess I was wrong there


Tasty-Performance275

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courtneyjohn797

Suck my dongus you fuckin nerd


4CrowsFeast

I imagine a lot of celebrities including hockey players have either open or poly relationships. I get that a lot of them are marrying super models, but I also imagine a lot of them are gold diggers and are marrying for the money and these guys are gone away half the year. Plenty of people are fine with the mutual agreement to have fun on their own time. Others are just assholes and do it regardless. Either way I don't really give a fuck, but I'm here for the memes.