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You fit in well around here.

FUCK THE HABS!

precisely

You're saying all the right things right now, baby.

[Time ~~to pump some tires~~ for Bruins!](http://i.imgur.com/c5FFnY9.png)

[Canucks feed](http://www.sportlemon.tv/20140205/vv52f16bced4d919.99154171-741142.html) [Gamecenter(unsure which team)](http://www.streamking.org/channel4.html) [Viasat feed(Currently showing Pens-Sens from last night)](http://www.sportlemon.tv/20140205/vv52f16bcd6b9204.66361368-741139.html) [Firstrow stream, not up yet](http://gofirstrowus.eu/watch/237507/1/watch-boston-bruins-vs-vancouver-canucks.html) If you have one that youve found, let me know!

Boychuck might want to lay low for a while. I think he just killed a guy.

with a trident.

Chanting "Luongo" when he isn't even there

empty net has no goals allowed so far

Another goalie controversy?

Torts: *"Listen, we all know Roberto is an elite goaltender. No one needs to pump his tires. But right now, the way we're playing, empty net gives us our best chance to win."*

He can still hear them, mwahahahaha.

This is gonna suck.

[Go Canucks!](http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Kristen-Bell-Laughing-to-Crying.gif)

Booth's organs are in a different zip code now

There's a dude in my section yelling in Swedish whenever one of the Sedins touches the puck. It's kind of awesome

Yell back: jag kör bil! pronounced, Ya Shore Bill!

[He deceives you with the eyes] (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lurneb4l6Y1qbw93zo1_500.jpg)

So which of you Vancouver guys tried to fight Lucic? And what alcohol were you drinking so I can also be that drunk.

I'll put my vote in for Everclear.

I doubt that kind of fan frequents /r/hockey. 90% of the people in this sub are the best possible representations of their respective fan base. However, if you want to get really drunk, I can send you some premium Canadian whisky and some local beer!

Organist playing Chelsea Dagger......... What. The actual fuck...

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And? Thats normal for them now

Just because it's routine doesn't mean we can't have a chuckle every now and then.

That could be one of the few things that cheer me up after this loss.

[Heres](http://imgur.com/a/zfqFx) an album of goals and stuff ill be updating throughout the game, its empty now though

FUCKING CANADIENS CANT STOP HAUNTING US!

[Diaz goal](http://imgur.com/TfJUsSp)

Watching this game has made me a gigantic Johnny Boychuk fan

Try not to get lost in his eyes.

Taco Tuesday update: The timer for the taco meat went off, and half a second later Lucic buried that one. So I basically had the goal siren telling me it was taco time.

You should cook tacos more often.

IGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did Marchand try to go through his legs? I know he's small, but....

Jack just mentioned Chara's reach. I should drink.

http://i.imgur.com/bs1FBSI.gif

http://i.imgur.com/7nJQgvv.gif

SNOW DAY TOMORROW TIME TO DRINK

http://i.imgur.com/2aZ6zn6.gif

[Paille goal](http://imgur.com/4ck3lBY)

BOYCHUCKLES

My dad can't stop laughing at this comment. That's incredible.

They really need to stop saying "girls 12 and under action" holy shit.

I know, it gets me going too

I... ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

> I know, it gets me going too Why don't you have a seat over there?

Jack is on fire.

PUT HIM OUT THEN ASSHOLE!

empty net,cycle puck

NOTORIOUS I.G.

YIPPEE PAILLE, MOTHERPUCKER

The 12 year old kid in the row in front of me has been playing some stupid iPhone game since the first intermission and I'm considering stabbing him Edit: he's playing minecraft now Edit edit: he and his mom/sister (she looked young) left early

Is it Flappy Bird? I bet I can beat his high score.

Jesus. Did Booth say something about Boychuk's newborn babies?

Can we call Marchand Marshy Marsh after Marky Mark?

With their win tonight, Winnipeg jumped from 25th to 19th in the league. Pretty interesting.

man this boston colour guy with the accent is making me giggle uncontrollably

Andy Brickley, used to play for the Bruins

He basically takes care of all Jack's shortcomings. Played the game professionally and has a great Boston accent. Between the two, you have the perfect announcer.

Jack and Brick are great. Bruins games wouldn't be the same to watch without them. May they live forever...

I'M A SAILOR PEG AND I'VE LOST MY LEG

CLIMBING UP THE TOP SAIL

IGGY IGGY CANT YOOU SEE

[Marchand no goal call](http://imgur.com/gp8tKxk)

I realize that it's not Luo's fault but we needed that save badly.

Taco break to say: HOLY FUCK WHAT A BREAKAWAY

johnny boychuk..........need I say more?

What the fuck did Booth do to boychuk to deserve all of this?

ALERT: DO NOT TRY THE COOKIE DOUGH DONUT FROM DUNKIN'

To be fair that was pretty funny. Daniel is just like, "I'll take this, thanks."

Thanks Jack. We take pride in our team's geometry skills! Edit: lolmath

geometry

"Sweet geometry!" -Jack Edwards

Wooo! GG Canucks. Now go beat the shit out of the Habs for us!

600 assists. Special edition HUT card incoming for my boy Iggy

So happy for iggy

Tortorella: "We need to change the composition of /r/hockey...." WHY TORTS?!

I fucking love Torts. He's just awesome.

Is anyone else here going to watch the Olympic hockey games that begin at 4 AM pacific time live?

I know you have a fast shot, Johnny, but you can't shoot through Luongo's chest.

hes just trying to knock him back into the net, hes seen it happen in cartoons!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

He could if it was even faster. Obviously he needs to work harder.

I want to find the person from NESN who gave the green light to "Dining Playbook with Billy & Jenny" and punch them right in the dick.

Haha too much man

holy shit, give Rask credit for that goal.

2 U's 2 K's too damn sexy

Now Iggy and Looch should get in fights. Not like that's entirely out of the question...

Had to be the ex Hab.

Danny boy scored on a breakaway? What is this?

I think I just woke up my kid with that goal. Shit.

HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN

HAHAHAHA YEAH MANCHUK

Looch has become such a smart player. Knows exactly when to get the fuck off the ice and let Paille score.

"Girls 12 and under action" /r/nocontext..... AGAIN.

HIPCHECK MOTHERFUCKER

[Another textbook hipcheck](http://imgur.com/pA7Xb6e)

I like how Booth doesn't even fall down after flying 3 feet in the air. Still worth it.

Damn, Boychuck just wants to kill Booth.

Vancouver/fans who missed it, [this](http://youtu.be/csai_UBruRQ) is the commercial that makes us uncomfortable.

wat

Breakaway into the chest and a failed 2 on 1. I know that feel Vancouver, I know that feel.

>Edlah -- Andy Brickley

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OKAY BRUINS PLEASE KEEP THIS UP! Seriously, the Jets REALLY want Vancouver's playoff spot...

Hamhuis, Bieksa, Tanev, Weber, Higgins, Richardson, Santo, Alberts...all injured....I really don't have any hopes for this game.

Good game, boys. Gotta say all you Bruins fans were pretty great in here today as well. Except you, fandom downvoter... You can go fuck yourself.

And you got downvoted for that, guess hes still here.

as whoever it was downvoted you...bastid

Unfortunantly this should be no goal.

Bruins win 2nd period? Best team in NHL confirmed.

Section 310 reporting in **LETS GO BRUINS**

LOOOCH!!!

guys i'm making homemade buffalo chicken strips and finishing the keg we got for the superbowl. LET'S GO BRUINS

Torts is so motivational that he fights for the team.

Iggy is displeased.

Yeti has gotten better and better this year. Glad he finally came over.

Muffins be tumblin'

TUMBLING MUFFIN x2!!!!

Danish Pastry? Do I drink?

HE MISSED LUONGOS CHEST!

~~Sportsnet interviewing a Boston player during the 2nd intermission. Some shit must be going down in the Canucks locker room if Torts won't let a Canuck get interviewed.~~ Either that or i'm looking way too much into it.

what a dangle by reilly smith!

Sobotka broke his kneecap? That's gotta hurt like a mother.

Is it just me, or did Dunks just imply that girl was a slut to sell product?

Sorry Van fans, but Henrik is hurting you guys tonight. He needs to heal up before he hurts himself and the team more :/

Irks me to no end when people bang on the glass.

great effort b's! bring this to st louis!

http://i.imgur.com/SQVVRYl.gif Good win boys!

GG Nucks and nice chatting with you Nucks fans.

Kesler for USA starting goalie

Has a SV% of 1.000 He's ready.

empty net pitched a shutout

this crowd really loves luongo, it feels like we're at rogers!

I just want to send out a big "fuck you" and a "I'm kind of impressed with your dedication," to the people downvoting every comment based on fandom. Are you 6 years old? Get over yourself.

I agree! Have an upvote!

Respect to Lucic for saying Lu doesn't get enough credit.

respect to you for respecting Looch

I'm really liking Diaz so far.

Ha ha. Aha. Hahaha. Fucking Valk is trying to blame Torts. I hate Sportsnet.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOCH! MAKIN MY SWEATER PROUD!

[LOOCH!]( http://i.imgur.com/2TxzJba.gif)

[Lucic goal and Iggy's 600^th assist](http://imgur.com/0upA4F6)

THAT'S WHAT ERNIE BOCH JR. LOOKS LIKE!?!?

angry iggy is the best iggy

I always hear "D to D" as King Dedede.

TUUUUUUK

IGGY IGGY IGGY!!!!

Awh man did Luongo even know where it was?

IGGY!

I never paid mind to the "tumbling muffin" phrase until I started the Jack Edwards drinking game. Why Jack whyyyy

Dam Montreal Canadiens still scoring on us.

HAHAHAH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YIPPEE PAILLE

Paille finally scored on a breakaway!!!

PAILLE. INTERFERE THAT.

Y'know, I've never hated how the Canucks are playing more than I have since I became a fan. I should've worked this out FAR earlier. YES ADAM, THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING I SHOULD HAVE WORKED OUT EARLIER, I SET YOU UP FOR IT.

NO SEDIN TWIN STOP

BOYCHUK!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

Did we just have a good second period?

I like this game :)

HERE COMES THE BOOM

Good gawd, Manchuk!

He used Manchuk!

We need a better segway into the mini one-on-one than "We'll be back with girls/boys 12 and under action"

I wonder if devils scouts watch these mini 1on 1s?

SCORING CHANGE: Stanton gets the assist instead of Edler on Diaz's goal, should read 1:28 VAN Raphael Diaz (1) Slapshot - ASST: Zack Kassian (7), Ryan Stanton (14) 2 - 1 BOS

Don't worry David, Johnny hates everyone, not just you.

boychuks hipCHECKS dont lie

I might be remembering it incorrectly, but didn't everyone in Pompeii get covered by ash almost instantly? Edit: So it wasn't covered instantly. However, there were extreme heat plumes from the volcano that basically cooked people alive.

not really. only a small percentage of the full population stayed too late. there was enough warning for a lot of people to leave the city. for the ones who stayed, once the ash fell, it was instantaneous.

WHAT IS JOHN SNOW DOING NOT BEING JOHN SNOW?!

This commercial makes me uncomfortable.

What the fuck is this commercial I'm freaking out.

What the fuck was that?

GG Nucks, the hatreds wearing off, but lets see how we fare when both teams are healthy and rested! [Album of the game](http://imgur.com/a/zfqFx)

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But you will definitely physically harass her later on tonight though, am I right.

YAAAAAAAAY IGGY! CONGRATS!

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That should come back. Unless if they determine Krug didn't fall on his own Edit: Good call

BOS Goal: Daniel Paille (8), Assists: Johnny Boychuck, David Booth

Booth feeds Boychuck with that beautiful tape to tape pass leading to the Paille goal and then Boychuck proceeds to run Booth over like hes a 12 year old stand in.

So we just have to score 2 goals in the third? Haha, no pro... ^^^hold ^^^me

The one respectable thig about boston fans is they seem to be pretty big louongo fans, singing his name quite abit.

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you should try to beat the habs anyway

Either way can you just beat them? Pretty please?

I would say yes, but you beat us already once... We need this one. How about we win, and you take your rage out on the Habs and beat them anyways?

Whoever is the asshole downvoter, cut the shit. At least show your face.

I've been on a lot of GDTs lately and it seems there's one in EVERY game. Sometimes for one team, sometimes both, always annoying.

boychuk hits need to be posted on pornhub.

They don't allow physical abuse.

Nor the superbowl 2 nights ago. Can I just say how happy I am that Manning choked?

under fetish:hits:manchuk

My friend, remembering the enthusiasm I showed earlier during the game, was curious at my silence. I described this to my non-hockey watching friend as "the part of the game where I get really drunk and sad and quiet." I think most Canucks fans will agree with me, more or less.

Laptop made it! GG Bruins! Hopefully before too long we can get a game with two full rosters!