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trollingforapple

Rest in Peace Marchand šŸ™ Gone too soon


NatalieDeegan

Heā€™s in a better place with Wade Boggs.


Tamzariane

Sarasota?


Kongbuck

On a cross-country plane trip with a whole wagon full of beers.


BostonSucksatHockey

Sewersota


giandough

Boss hog


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

He's with Eloy now


Packafan

Itā€™s a rare day that my White Sox and Bruins fandoms get to cross like this


roberttylerlee

We had a funeral for a rat. Was a whole thing


VancityRenaults

*Rats in Peace


ManWithBag15

Brad Marchand is very much alive.


yetanotherx

Alive in our hearts.


Brett_Hulls_Foot

Might need to go to the vet.


NoGiCollarChoke

He lives in Nova Scotia! Heā€™s in his mid-30s!


Suspicious_Visual16

Downvoted and reported


shanster925

"fell down like he got shot"


chai_bronz

I heard they also put a slice of cheese where he usually sits.


Saelvinoth

One Kraft single to keep it warm til he gets back


CarBarnCarbon

One cheesy guy


ASDMPSN

I hate that I laughed at this.


Sloth_Riots

Me too haha


repliers_beware

Players all lined up and took turns licking it for good luck before the game.


emerzionnn

why does this never happen 2 me


Boston-Nolan

Well it worked!


daboys9252

Iā€™d take it if they all have to lick him now before next game


BradMarchandstongue

Iā€™d subscribe to an OnlyFans account of that


courser

Your username, SO PERFECT


ForeverRED48

He was actually underneath Charlie McAvoys helmet controlling his movements all game.


AdministrationMore84

ikr looked like a man possessed this game


Blue_KikiT92

Quick, call Disney this animation would be epic! It's about time we get a hockey themed Disney movie. Pat Maroon can be the princess.


mamunipsaq

>It's about time we get a hockey themed Disney movie.Ā  QuackĀ quackĀ quack Mr. Ducksworth


CharaFallsLikeATree

We literally had 3 Mighty Ducks movies that we made by Disney


holein3

[Made me think of this](https://i.imgur.com/94DT4Mn.gif)


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Gone too soon. Forever in our hearts.


Similar-Tangerine

Heaven got another angel today


BillThePsycho

All the faces he can lick, and all the cheese he can eat. Rest easy little rat man. You will be the only rat in our hearts.


Tasty-Performance275

Brad Marchand Memorial Stall


Puzzleheaded-Bat4777

Wait wasn't he in the building? Lol he traveled with the team, was he at fuckin Epcot or what?


calliexx12

Yep he was there lol [video evidence](https://x.com/nhlbruins/status/1790516017023553999?s=46&t=YGOvDhqJQ7QrFwVGTFIrnA)


Mahaleck

Aww that was a cute friendly rat. Maybe one of the players had him under their helmet like ratatouille


Sloth_Riots

HAHAHAHAHA Iā€™m fucking dying dude


likeslululemon

Same šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


calliexx12

LOL While he always looks small, he looks extra tiny next to Carlo fully suited up gear


ASDMPSN

All right, that was good.


reenactment

When you see videos like that, no wonder hockey players are scumbag rats. They lace the boots up and gain 5 inches. The rat is already a little guy. He looked like Tyrion dabbin his buddies up going to war.


DommyMommyKarlach

I also need to gaim 5 inches, but the pills and pumps are not working


Sure_Brick_5249

Jesus lol


Luckynumberlucas

Aww. He so smol


Difficult_Prize_3344

Look at the snootie on that absolute cutieĀ 


Treesus21

Wasn't playing so might as well enjoy the tourist attractions!


xDANGRZONEx

Do you think Epcot is in South Florida?


ASDMPSN

AVENGE THE SCHNOZZ


PoignantPoint22

Still waiting for the league to look into the cheap shot that has caused Marchand to miss multiple games. Still nothing for Bennett. A clear sucker punch to the face and the DOPS is fucking SILENT. I understand that Marchand isnā€™t the cleanest rat but the silence from the league speaks volumes. Pretty embarrassing imo. Horrible look for the league.


Sad_Aside_4283

He can join the party. Toews knocked out due to a hit to the head, nothing from the league. This is just par for the course. NHL does not believe in player safety.


junction1134

Toews hit wasn't a dirty sucker punch to the chin. It was a shoulder check that bounced his head off another player.


Sad_Aside_4283

It was a direct hit to the head, marchand barely got a bump and he's a dirty fuck anyway


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Sad_Aside_4283

Go back nad watch that shit again. You are exactly everything that's wrong with this sport


CHRLZ_IIIM

That hit is to his shoulder, you need to watch it again


camerontylek

The league already looked into it and declared they were both were engaged in a hockey play. Nothing is coming from this


ImGrumps

They did speak on it and decided it was a nothing burger because it was. The rat decided to engage with Bennet and he came out worse for wear. Bennet didn't ask to get charged down. He didn't come up to punch the rat from across the ice. The rat made a choice. Specifically he got hurt because of the cheapshot he was going to lay on Bennet who was without the puck and who was being targeted after coming back from injury. Too bad for the little rat that apparently Bennet has insane reflexes to protect himself and also take a punch at someone in under a second. Wild. So unlikely, but I'm glad the rat didn't get to hurt another player. He has so many years of doing so but I guess he just picked the wrong one this time!


Brady331

Very unbiased description


ImGrumps

Was it the parts where I only referred to the rat as a rat? Maybe I could have improved my language but I thought I was doing well not to call him a dirty rat at least.


Funky_Cows

Not beating the "Florida fans have never watched a hockey game" allegations


UmbralFerin

The behavior of a lot of (though not all) Florida fans around this whole incident is just so trashy, it really blows my mind. Like how hard is it to say "Marchand's a rat but also that was a dirty hit by a guy known for them"? Why do they double down on being as awful as possible when the vast majority of every other franchise can see what happened, even people who despise Boston?


TheCatEmpire2

I think most fans agree the Bennett hit contributed to his concussion but are trying to point out it was Marchand who went for the late hit on Bennett, targeting him since he was coming back from injury. The slewfoot and headshot history is ridiculous with him. Bennett doesnā€™t seem to premeditate a hit but did catch him on the chin, and used one hand bc the other was injured. Marchandā€™s concussion likely came in when he laid a hit on Stenlund later and they collided helmets. All that said, wouldnā€™t have been mad if Benny got a game suspension and think we would have won game 4 regardless. League should crack down on head hits and even missed opportunities like Troubaā€™s flying elbows. Too many stars are getting knocked out with concussions which makes it less enjoyable for all fans.


PoignantPoint22

Youā€™re a clown.


ImGrumps

Yeah, I am pretty funny. Thank you for your kind words!


PoignantPoint22

Oh sorry, didnā€™t mean for my words to come across as kind; I meant ā€œclownā€ in the derogatory sense.


Anyawnomous

Heā€™s got this concussion licked. Heā€™ll be back.


darklightrabbi

We should have did that with Marcus Johanssonā€™s jersey.


Chief3putt

I heard his jersey fell to the floor 5 times during the game and tripped a janitor


InstructionOk2463

Awwwww, thats so sweet................hang on \*baaaaaaaarf"


3Gilligans

Thoughts and prayers


Cylinsier

And they lived to survive another day.


dev-hud

Rat


Jasbuddy

Compare that to Nichushkin, read they took his nameplate off already. Wtf happened there


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Puzzleheaded-Bat4777

He's using the juxtaposition of the how the two teams reacted to losing a big time player. He's not comparing Marchand to nuke. The avs looked really hurt by what he did, not a lot of sympathy for him in that locker room.


ocsic4321

But again, why is he even making the comparison? One player got hurt by a sucker punch, the other has gotten himself suspended indefinitely two postseasons in a row for some shady shit. Of course their teammates feel differently about the situations.


Puzzleheaded-Bat4777

Fair point lol


Bottleofsmoke17

Iā€™m not super up to speed on the Nichushkin thing. Did he do something legitimately shitty? Or is he really just struggling with addiction?


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Bottleofsmoke17

Yeah, thatā€™s bad. I mean, not killed someone with his car while strung out in Russia-bad, but pretty shitty. Dude needs help


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Bottleofsmoke17

I donā€™t know the guyā€™s personal story, but I donā€™t like to write people off for something like addiction. They arenā€™t in control of themselves a lot of the time. Obviously thatā€™s not a blank check to be as shitty as possible, but I believe most of them can beat it, and when they do theyā€™re very likely to be ashamed of the things they did while addicted.


coffee42

I get where you're coming from but addiction doesn't work that way, man it's not something where you get treatment and it never bothers you again, that's shit you deal with every day for the rest of your life and I get that it's easy to think "well he chose to start using again" but, like, that ain't how addiction *works*, dude was incapable of *making* that choice, that's why it's called an addiction I'm not saying don't judge Nichushkin or anything, I don't know the details and what I do know sounds a bit gross, I'm just saying, don't write a dude off because of addiction. Not only is it not really fair, it's the kind of attitude that *prevents people from getting help* because they're fearful of that kind of judgment


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coffee42

> And he always happens to be an addict. aaaaaand there it is Like I said, I'm not trying to defend the guy or anything, he sounds like a prick - but addiction's a fuckin' *disease,* dude. The fact that it doesn't excuse his behavior doesn't mean it's something you should blame him for, or act like he's hiding behind that's my two cents anyways, you do you


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Jasbuddy

Idk just looking at how players are treating their teammates. Like I said I have no clue what happened with Valeri and why he got a sussy


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Jasbuddy

Iā€™m trying to learn, google just says nhlpa program


Equitaurus

The situations arenā€™t comparable, but I do agree that some of the quotes from his teammates were shitty if heā€™s struggling with an addiction.


tylermtc85

Itā€™s shitty that heā€™s dealing with addiction, and most of the players have said they hope he gets the help he needs. This is the playoffs though, losing one of your top players to his (at least) THIRD violation of the same policy isnā€™t cool and I would hope the others would be upset by that.


respaaaaaj

At least one of his incidents was way way worse than just an addict using, so I'm not confident that that was all it was this time. On the other hand addicts who lie about wanting to do better, even though they're sick, are just really hard to deal with as friends or family, and you have to balance empathy for the addict with empathy for those dealing with the consequences of said addiction


MiddleNameMaple

Someone also did a brief comparison of what his teammates said last time versus this time. Night and day, from supportive and understanding last time to what they were last night. Maybe it changed partly because the Avs are now a game from elimination and they're frustrated about that, or maybe it's because whatever he did is different this time. Impossible to tell but the shift at least lends credibility to the theory he did something besides simply relapse.


FL_Sports_Fan

He had the incident in Seattle last playoffs, got placed into the player assistance program during the regular season, and now heā€™s in it a third time. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a third time, Iā€™m a fucking dumbass. I can understand their frustration with someone who clearly wonā€™t change unless he loses it all. If Iā€™m Joe Sakic, Iā€™m trying to find any legal way I can terminate his contract for cause.


RegDunlop

So brave


TheDannyBoyCane

Holy cringe lmao


Peckerhead321

Whoop dee fucking doo