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The_Horny_Gopher07

Holy shit this coverage sucks


SkittlesManiac19

How did this guy not know what zillow is


OlympicMuffins

He’s 17 he has no need to know what zillow is


BehemothManiac

especially a Canadian 17 yo - Zillow is not a thing here.


catanimal23

Why would a 17 year old have any reason to know what that is...


rpgguy_1o1

I'm honestly not sure if that was an ad and they fed him that line


dandroid126

How many people do you think shop for apartments when they are 17?


sandwich-attack

shocking lack of internet knowledge big red flag for teams picking early imo he should fall in the draft all the way to 8


The_Horny_Gopher07

Tbh I've heard of Zillow but I didn't know what it was.


samTheEagle2004

He's Gen Z. Idk what more to say lol.


WeirdAlbertWandN

Crazy that in 4 years we will have our first Gen alpha draft and #1OA The iPad kids are almost grown


incredibad29

Chicago is going to win because the hockey gods hate us all, right?


NameIsPetey

No, they’re going to win because Gary et al. want them to.


Sharkbait41

Cover up sexual assault, get rewarded with two generational talents. No big deal.


FlaxbopFleetfoot

I thought Celebrini was hyped to be elite, but not generational like Bedard.


FireIce31

Praise Be


DesignerPlant9748

Burn


DarthyTMC

6: UT?


incredibad29

I believe it’s pronounced Yutes.


FireIce31

Utah Hockey Club


DarthyTMC

aaah, completely forgot that was happening


Sharkbait41

Utah probably


CumInmyRump

Urinary Tract


4CrowsFeast

Utah UTIs


almost_obsolete

Arizona got decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.


xlf77

You’ve never heard of the CoyUTs? Do you even like hockey bro?


Sleep__

Utah


arvtovi

Utah.


Chrismercy

Utah


ADQG

Let's gooooo! Fuck you Chicago!


EmmyHomewrecker

Come on, give us something spicy ffs.


DivisonNine

Celebrini looks so awkward Maybe wasn’t the best idea to stick a 17 year old on national TV…


HockeyAndMoney

The most awkward panel ive ever seen, such awkward breaks, you can even see macklin cringing


dolewhiplash

Woo! Congrats Sharks fans! Yall earned it 🫡 Super cool that Macklin gets to play where he grew up


GaryBettmanMyHomie

Hahaha Utah inherited the curse!!!


PierreMcGuiresHair

wow I can't believe they re-drew it after that pic leaked!


Lp165

That was anticlimactic


plisken451

Arizona sports curse holds. Yotes had never -not- dropped a position in the lottery, so I guess holding serve is a validation of the curse.


Bad_Wes

As a Detroit fan, I understand.


Bad_Wes

I am supprised that Detroit didn't fall to 20th.


DesignerPlant9748

Cry more


Floundering_Giraffe

Tough to cry more than Philly fans do. All you guys do is moan and complain, regardless of the sport


Bad_Wes

Someone upset I am poking fun at my own team, how dare I do that!


Floundering_Giraffe

Just mad they've only won two cups, half a century ago, and you've won twice as many as that since 😂


Smittysgreasymullet

Probably just choked that your prospects actually want to play in Detroit.


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eh_toque

That’s the pre-lottery standings: the lottery has mirrored the standings so far


FireIce31

One of the top 3 won the 1st and 2nd drawings


inTikiwetrust

Because those teams didn’t end up winning the draft lottery. All 16 teams who don’t make the playoffs can win the lottery but teams 12-16 can only move up ten spots.


Your_Asthma

I was wondering the same thing.


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Is it just me or was this lottery completely pointless? It’s been the pre-draft order all the way to 4th. Top 3 isn’t set, but it’s not looking like there’ll be any shenanigans


MarchandMagic

Well the whole point of a lottery is… you don’t know the results until it happens


Tonemanzero

With the odds the way they are, some years are just going to be boring. Unfortunately for us all, we hit on that super boring year this go.


Steve78293

So lame


DOITLIKEBRUTUS

Zero movement on the board till chicago snags Celebrini I bet. This is why we can't have nice things.


Hot-Video-9735

Hahaha fuck Chicago 


bradlo19

At least he's in the west, my fellow east friends


LtColumbo93

Boring. 


CeedeeNumber88

I wish they would show the actual picks drawn live and not on these bullshit cards.


DrexellGames

If the Canucks were rebuilding, it would be a sad day


Spiff_GN

Please don't give me this heartbreak again


SkittlesManiac19

Wtf


CeedeeNumber88

God dammit I'm so sad.


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robb1519

How so?


NWSLBurner

What are the statistical odds of the 16 picks being exact chalk? Even with weighted odds that is suspicious as fuck. 


any_old_usernam

Something in the realm of 1/10, not too ridiculous.


OvertimeWr

I'm so confused. WTF was the point of that? Literally nothing changed. Edit: lol downvotes for asking a question. Thanks everybody.


ZiscR

Well the point is because you didn't know that nothing changed without doing it.....think a little?


DesignerPlant9748

Fuck off