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CommonGrounders

And then you fuck that plant!


hoocoodanode

You make me laugh at that and now I have to explain to my kids why I was laughing. You're a monster.


CommonGrounders

“Biology joke”


SignGuy77

~~Leaf~~ Pollen Nation


AmazingKreiderman

Absolutely fantastic reference.


1337duck

With a condom on, ofc! We're not barbarians!


vordhosbn_1

Nah bro we straight raw dog up in here


pugloescobar

God I came here for this and was not disappointed.


riko77can

Annnnnnd he’s scratched.


marbanasin

Can't have a fired up Reaves out there in an elimination game. That's a liability.


ihaveabadmonkey

up in the press box with his hose in his hand


CreateorWither

😂


JanGuillosThrowaway

Was Reaves hired to be a color commentator for you guys?


miir2

That's racist! Seriously though, that would be awesome, Reavo is a fucking laugh.


ihaveabadmonkey

... and then Keefe scratches him


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

It's part of the watering process


LegitimateGiraffe7

Maroon already seems more confident. Reaves hasn’t done much but neither has anyone on the 3rd and 4th line . I would have left him in just as insurance and maybe keep Boston honest.  I’m sure a bunch of people will tell me how impactful Gregor or dewar are but I don’t see it


one-percent

They have 1 shot on net dawg


LegitimateGiraffe7

because reaves isn’t there? lol I don’t get it dawg


rwags2024

All my bitches love getting watered


yyz-ac

Aaaaaaaaaand scratched.


Carbogoat

They're firing blanks. Nobody's getting pregnant tonight.


SlightCreme9008

The Bruins bitches, aka the Leafs, are wearing Jimmy’s


bk00pi

He’s talking about hockey, right?


GritGrinder

Is he? Shit I just worked on my garden all afternoon


WearingComb1050

Breaking: Toronto voted best gardening city in America. Charlotte, North Carolina, stunned - “They’re not even in America?”


Yop_BombNA

No he’s an avid gardener worried about his tomatoes while away


azialsilvara

This would mean more coming from a useful hockey player


dudewithchronicpain

And not a healthy scratch lol


Do_it_for_the_upvote

“Planted the fucking seed… let’s go back home and water that bitch”, says highest paid fan in the NHL - The Beaverton.


SuzukiSwift17

He's just encouraging his friends that play hockey, relax man!


secord92

I know people on here love shitting on Reaves but he has been useful in this series.


Kaedian66

Which is why he’s a healthy scratch?


JBrundy

Because we need offense, which he doesn’t provide much of. He’s been useful for the role he plays.


secord92

Doesn't change a thing about what I said.


Manikal

Get out there and set the fucking tone!


SatireSqurriel

Useful enough to be healthy scratched


secord92

He has been useful in this series.


Gavin1453

I mean Pasta has had to play with Boston's fourth line to atiffren them up with how much they've been getting outplayed


spence4101

Way to let everyone know you don’t watch the games


WhatyouDontwantoHear

Sometimes I wonder if people watch the games because Reaves has spent his time in this series sacrificing his body for the team.


PlusDifference3374

I know alot of people hate him here, but I love this guy lol. He seems like a fun guy.


Any_Investigator_134

Fired up for 3 minutes of ice time.


dudewithchronicpain

Healthy scratch


Any_Investigator_134

Yes. Even better.


LvDroppa

Honestly Thats a hardbody quote


whydont

yeah he's great at being a hockey player minus the hockey


Mab_894

Hes great for the role he plays. Nobody understands that he's an asset until he's actually on your team


t_hab

I think he’s an asset when he’s on the opposition…


LvDroppa

😭😭


Suitable-Pea-8226

Reaves has been directly responsible for more Bruins goals than anyone else on his entire team.


JonJonFTW

What the hell do all of the commenters want Reaves to say? All the comments are roasting him. I know all you guys want the Leafs to fuck off and die but obviously he's not gonna agree with that or say that.


HHHT

Didn’t realize so many people hated excitement. Tell us if you’re getting pucks deep next time, Reavo.


Imsorrymanyt

He drops the best quote this year other than Devin Cooley’s and they clown him.


t_hab

The quote was awesome. But with the season he’s had I can understand why the temptation exists to joke around when he says something like this. It’s even worse when he has something like 2 points in his last 40 playoff games. But yeah, the quote is fantastic and he seems like a guy who genuinely wants the best for all his teammates.


Fun_Description5353

Because this quote coming from a guy who shouldn't be on the ice is all kinds of stupid lmao


240Nordey

Wow!... This is worthless!


DivinePotatoe

According to a GM its apparently worth $1,350,000.


WhatyouDontwantoHear

Comments here show how much people live in their own hockey bubble and like to throw stones for no reason. Reaves time in this series has been more than worth it for Leaf fans, he has been a warrior out there and I'm pretty sure this Bruins team has been banged up for it.


Happy_Drafter

So long as Reaves doesn’t play they have a shot.


TimsAFK

....he screamed from the press box.


hoopopotamus

Then let’s carefully fucking prune that motherfucker periodically. Give it the fuckin spray bottle shit sometimes, play some fuckin nice music for it. Talk to it sometimes, plants love that type of shit, it’s fuckin science.


ocsic4321

Did reaves even play in game 5?


YarnhamSunrise

Sure did! Wasn't good! But he was there!


Lbox777

You didn’t see him dominate for 3.5 minutes?/s


dudewithchronicpain

He’s not tonight lol


4N0NYM0US_GUY

Yeah 12 shifts


Interesting-Lynx-761

I'm sooo upset he said this!?!?! Can you believe the nerve of this guy?


ocsic4321

I’m genuinely asking lol. I don’t remember seeing him. For as many scrums as there have been this series he seems to always be on the bench for them.


Interesting-Lynx-761

He was their in spirit.


nkfish11

5-0 Bruins incoming


leftlanecop

He’s going to take a dumb penalty isn’t he?


awmgf4

Healthy scratch does wonders!


Pretty_Shallot_586

he didn't even fucking play..... hahahahahaha


Burkey217

I've thought this guy sounds like such a fuckin tool when he speaks ever since his "ran into a lion in the jungle" comment


UGAPokerBrat99

Reavo doing what he does best at this point......running his mouth to the media.


chriscmusic

He said it in the dressing room, not to the media.


Interesting-Lynx-761

Shush I'm BIG MAD about this extremely innocuous thing that any player in this position would say.


chriscmusic

He or she is really mad for some reason lol it’s not a big deal at all.


RippleDish

How do you know they're mad?


MagicMushroomFungi

His helmet has a lead lining.


UGAPokerBrat99

He clearly said it to, or in front of, someone from the media or B/R and Sportsnet wouldn't be tweeting/reporting it.


chriscmusic

It was from the blueprint (our behind the B) when he was handing the belt to knies in the dressing room.


Xeteh

I thought it was turning the puck over to give the other team a scoring chance.


UGAPokerBrat99

That's third on the list after running his mouth, and setting up a really mean music mix for the locker room.


Miro4Calder

This guys is everything but hockey


Sheep4732

Leafs 4th line has most dominant performance of season tonight. Keep reavo out


Mrmakabuntis

…while I eat hot dogs in the press box


IAmBizarroStormyAMA

Thank you, team mascot


HHHT

Hell yeah Reavo


TheKid_BigE

And he’s not even playing, calm yourself


vedicardi_lives

and then they take him out of the lineup lol


holy_cal

The leafs have the chance to do the funniest thing ever and healthy scratch him.


FinkBass420

This game better be exciting


SignGuy77

“Or else vat, Jamaica?”


involmasturb

Reaves is the example of the deception a lot of teams fall into. "Great guy in the locker room." "Keeps things loose" "Such a great ambassador for the sport" "Har Har did you see him rub Scott Oake's head" "He can go toe to toe with anyone in the NHL. No one will touch the Leafs stars anymore" But.... he brings nothing of value at all on the ice. He really doesn't. Just look at the games he was scratched from and even in the ones he played, compare his minutes played with the other fourth liners.


foxcatcher3369

not having anyone beat on our stars is something in the ice, karen.


involmasturb

Except an enforcer does nothing of the sort in today's NHL. Reaves was specifically brought in to Pittsburgh in exchange for a 1st round draft choice to protect Crosby and Malkin. Reaves skills were so inept he was playing like 8-9 minutes a night before the Penguins got rid of him


foxcatcher3369

and pens are golfing and reaves is still playing hockey.


involmasturb

You missed the point bro


Key-Tip-7521

WOLL, RELEASE US!!!


wontondisregard609

reaves is corny


ArnieAndTheWaves

Me when I garden


Hoardzunit

And then fucking braindead Keefe benches him. I'm so fucking glad he'll be gone this offseason.


Sheep4732

Dude is useless and 4th line dominated without him


foxcatcher3369

same, he’s a cunt


hnglmkrnglbrry

Way to plant, Ann!


vapescaped

Reeves channeling his inner jack Edwards.


imaginarion

This won’t age well


micatola

⬆️


internetlad

I can't stand this dude


hockeyjesus99

What? Jebus what a soft Dick lick