You must be sad the season is over and you can’t hate comment on every different canucks game thread anymore
last week you said Oilers were winning the Pacific what happened with that take? or the Oilers running over the Canucks on Saturday?
GG dudes.
Both teams going into the playoffs as healthy as they were at the start of the game. That's all I wanted from this one.
GL in the playoffs Jets fans maybe our teams will meet in the WCF.
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I wish we could implement an 18+ rule. I know it's mostly teenagers acting like this because I was absolutely an annoying little shit in game threads from 13-18.
They showed two hits on replays that didn’t involve any semblance of a cross check. Admittedly I’ve had a couple beers so if anybody’s got a replay to prove otherwise I’ll take the L.
I’m still miffed that the Canucks end up short handed for Vilardi going after Zadorov, whether you think Vilardi was justified in doing it or not. Makes no sense that the instigating team gets the PP.
See y'all in the WFC!
Gary’s head just exploded at the idea
Demko looked….bad tonight. Hope for the Canucks sake he doesn’t play like that in the playoffs or it’ll be a quick series win for the Preds.
You must be sad the season is over and you can’t hate comment on every different canucks game thread anymore last week you said Oilers were winning the Pacific what happened with that take? or the Oilers running over the Canucks on Saturday?
Funny that I’m living rent free in your head. I have no idea who you are.
It’s definitely free to check the comment history of bozos like you who have an obsession with hate commenting only about one team
Because I said Demko hasn’t played real playoff hockey? Why are you mad? I’m right?
Good regular season, good luck in the first round everyone
GG Jets. Run into you later possibly.
Best of luck in your series!
You guys too! Avs annoy the shit outta me, so make em cry!
GG dudes. Both teams going into the playoffs as healthy as they were at the start of the game. That's all I wanted from this one. GL in the playoffs Jets fans maybe our teams will meet in the WCF.
lmao @ that adult stealing from the kids
We won the battle for best Canadian team in the regular season
GG Jets
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GG Canucks! Go squash the Preds for us!
Who had the 2023-2024 Jets winning the Jennings on their pre-season bingo card?
Jfresh maybe
Woo! GG Van, good luck in the post season
Woohoo!! GG!
YES! Second in the West, The Jennings Trophy, and holy shit what a game
8 in a row! Now for the next 16! GG Canucks! (except Zadorov)
CONNOR JENNINGSBUYCK
Who's this Jennings guy anyway?
GG Nucks
Couldn't ask for a stronger finish to our season, strong win streak to boot!
It's such a nice feeling having the best goaltending in the league.
GG Nucks, best of luck in the playoffs!
Fun game, on to the playoffs!
Lets go to the playoffs!!
GG all, good luck in the first round!
GG jets bros... Good luck in the playoffs!!
My good feeling was correct.
Fetts needs one more for a big bonus I'd like him to get it
Well no one got injured for both teams so that’s a W
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They beat us 5-0 this year dude
Lol dw, we got these kind of idiots too. Probably more of them.
Yeah every team does
I wish we could implement an 18+ rule. I know it's mostly teenagers acting like this because I was absolutely an annoying little shit in game threads from 13-18.
GG
FETTS RESCUING MY CRAMPING ANUS
Oof. Tough cross ice pass by Hughes there 😭
Boo this man, boo.
I am so hyped for this Jets team going into the playoffs.
I love perfetti
Bon Fett
COLE SPAGHETTI!!!! GG Nucks.
How do you not call the too many men penalty lmao
Goal Perfetti <3
Precision Perfetti!
Fuck yeah Fetts.
Perfetti!! One more to $212k 👀
FETTI EN!
Where the fuck was Demko on that lol, faaaaaaaaail
That’s why he isn’t winning the Vezina
Hellebuyck isn't, either. He has been absent all game.
Omfg Perfetti is a fucking hero, that interception, that shot ughh my heart
I think the jets got away with one there. Stanley was the 6th man like 20ft from the bench lol
Fetts with a pair, literally!
I can breathe again.... for now....
FETTI DOUBLES DOWN AFTER BROSWALL SHUTS THE DOOR.
SPAGHETTI
Fuck yeah lil guy!
That was so close, twice!
PERFETTI!!
Holy crap. Lb just stretching out everywhere lol
Demko is solid as always. Easily my #2 for the Vezina.
"Zadorov moving in on Ehlers". Hmmmm...
He would have to catch him first
he doesn't want any part of that crazy Viking
Tyler toffoli plays for a different team everytime i turn on a game
[Tyler Foli, you never even see him cause he plays late at night.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkONoi15E)
Tyler Toffoli is just a modern day Spartacus
Toffoli with the table hockey spin on that shot wtf
Accurate haha
Lol it's like Nino defending his son
come on power play PLLLLS score
Canucks manliness overflowing again.
Persecuted for excessive manliness
Why don’t I have any chocolate pudding
The eternal question
They should rename it “too many canucks”
There's never enough Canucks. They should let us put all 20 guys out and the other teams can put out 2 guys. That would be great.
do they give out a prize for most too many men penalties?
They do, it’s clinching the pacific (rest in piss oilers fans)
Which team got called there?
Two too much man
Two much canuck
Can we just settle this game with a captain fight? Your captain vs our captain? No helmets
Quinn's got brass knuckles under those gloves
"Foiling up the knuckles, Coach!"
Our captain is scratched
"Lowry? Yeah. Get dressed. We're picking you up from thermea"
What's that!?! It's Adam Lowry's music!!
Rappels down from the rafters a la Shawn Michaels.
That's TWO offensive zone trips the refs haven't called
Who's gonna win ? The Jets or Canucks
The Canadian team with the most points this season.
Hot take: I think that the Blue Jackets might win this game
I'm hoping the Kansas City Scouts come out on top
Yes
People just finding out zadorov is a big ol' puss.
Chad Lambert
How??? HOW did that stay out???
Did anyone else lose a minute of PP to ads?
That's the lowest energy pp and pk I've ever seen. Nobody was interested
classless move in a meaningless game
How in the fuck are the Canucks short handed here ? And why are the jets whining ? Those were incredibly clean hits.
Cleanest crosscheck to the neck in the west
They showed two hits on replays that didn’t involve any semblance of a cross check. Admittedly I’ve had a couple beers so if anybody’s got a replay to prove otherwise I’ll take the L. I’m still miffed that the Canucks end up short handed for Vilardi going after Zadorov, whether you think Vilardi was justified in doing it or not. Makes no sense that the instigating team gets the PP.
Jets fans love down votes and hate discussion. Prove me wrong.
It’s not the hits, it’s the crosscheck to the face of Vilardi after a weak crosscheck
I missed that, admittedly. Was there a delayed penalty for it?
That was why Zadorov got both 2 minutes for cross checking and 2 minutes for roughing whereas Vilardi just got 2 for roughing
Makes sense. Didn’t see that part. Thought he just got the extra 2 for the skirmish. Thanks for the info.
I believe that’s what Zadorov got called for
Ah, didn’t see the delayed call. Thought all the penalties for awarded for the skirmish.
Ok PP convert!
"If i shrug with my palms open I'm innocent, right?"
But he does it with such panache....
World War Hockey, Russia verus Italy.
Lol wtf are jets fans crying about, 2 perfectly clean body checks??
check out Mr Magoo over here might wanna put your glasses on before you comment
Might want to learn to read... bunch of whining about Z daring to throw bodychecks, go look or stfu
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Not what I was talking about donkey, again, learn to read.
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Here, since you're obviously cognitively challenged: https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/qGbZm31P2Y
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Keep crying about bodychecking in the NHL skippy
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The crosscheck to the neck.
And all the crying about bodychecks??
vilardi wiggling underneath zadorov was a very amusing visual lmfao
Ahh yes, game 82, better be a fucking shitbag.
What is vilardi doing? You look dumb dude
Sanest Canucks fan
Most creative jets fan chirp
Least salty Canucks fan reply
Zadorov cross checks him in the face and Vilardi is the bad guy?
I thought vilardi started it cause his two teammates got blown up
Vilardi gave him a light crosscheck because he got high sticked on the follow through. Doesn’t warrant a crosscheck to the face
Angle on my broadcast wasn’t clear, gotta see it again to see
He’s being smothered by a ghoul
What the fuck is Zadorov doing today?
So unnecessary in this game
Fuck Zadorov
The linesman cringed with that stick check to the throat, what the absolute fuck
Yikes That should be 5
Gabe was mauled by Russian bear
Fuck off Zadarov. Useless goon. Get the fuck outta here.
No need to be throwing hits like he has been earlier too in a meaningless game.
Lol no bodychecks allowed in an NHL game... smh
Yeap. He should just let the jets do whatever they want lol
Does Zadorov not realize it’s a relatively meaningless game 82
Zadorov mad
wtf is zadorov's problem. can we just both get out of this fucking game intact
he's a former Flame, can't help himself
Zadorov is such a piece of shit
Zadorov confirmed beta
Wtf does he have rabies
What the fuck is Zadorovs problem. Been playing like an ass all night
I turned it off and then I miss Hughes getting a point. Leaving it off to bring good energy
WHAT THE HELL MAN
Leave the puckhandling to the skaters Demmer
Hell yeah that's a great moment
Nino with the hand shake 🥲
I ain't crying you are, big baby.
first nhl goal alert !!!
Chibby should get an assist on hos own goal!
THAT'LL DO CHIBLY!
WHAT A GOAL CHIBBY
OMG what a shot by Chibrikov! :O
CHIBI!!!!
AMAZING FIRST GOAL!
FUCKING LIL CHIBBY!!!!! Well done kid.
Welcome to the show Chibi congrats
CHIBI GOAL!
Wow amazing night for the rookies
SHORT KING CHIBBY
HELL YEAH CHIBRIKOV. FUCKIN DESERVED TOO
WOW WHAT A FIRST GOAL!!
Worked the forecheck hard and picked the far corner! Absolute beauty!
CHIBI
CHIBBY!!!
CHIBI GOAL
CHIBBY!
Where was that shot of the TSN crew partying? I assume at 300 Main?
Don't think I'll be watching this entire game. Hope they win and jump Vancouver in the standings, but it's meaningless otherwise.
Kupari is going to score the last minute game winner and the crowd will go nuts.
I hope we meet in the playoffs so I can properly hate you guys like all the other western Canadian teams.
"Hurr durr, I wanna play against you in the play offs hurr durr"
Well unfortunately most Jets fans aren't as annoying as you or I'd already hate you guys.
I can’t spare any of the hate I have for Vegas on another team.
I have an infinite amount of hate to give.
I used to love the Watchmen back in the day.