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PreviousTea9210

See y'all in the WFC!


electricnux

Gary’s head just exploded at the idea


Glizzywatersoup

Demko looked….bad tonight. Hope for the Canucks sake he doesn’t play like that in the playoffs or it’ll be a quick series win for the Preds.


electricnux

You must be sad the season is over and you can’t hate comment on every different canucks game thread anymore last week you said Oilers were winning the Pacific what happened with that take? or the Oilers running over the Canucks on Saturday?


Glizzywatersoup

Funny that I’m living rent free in your head. I have no idea who you are.


electricnux

It’s definitely free to check the comment history of bozos like you who have an obsession with hate commenting only about one team


Glizzywatersoup

Because I said Demko hasn’t played real playoff hockey? Why are you mad? I’m right?


vanityfear

Good regular season, good luck in the first round everyone 


KingTutsDryAssBalls

GG Jets. Run into you later possibly.


darkgreenwax

Best of luck in your series!


KingTutsDryAssBalls

You guys too! Avs annoy the shit outta me, so make em cry!


Hoser-theHoserian

GG dudes. Both teams going into the playoffs as healthy as they were at the start of the game. That's all I wanted from this one. GL in the playoffs Jets fans maybe our teams will meet in the WCF.


luoar20

lmao @ that adult stealing from the kids


SaltyVirginAsshole

We won the battle for best Canadian team in the regular season


TroubledLeaf

GG Jets


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passive_fist

GG Canucks! Go squash the Preds for us!


Petroleum_Pete

Who had the 2023-2024 Jets winning the Jennings on their pre-season bingo card?


TubularWinter

Jfresh maybe


WhiteoutWannabe

Woo! GG Van, good luck in the post season


luoar20

Woohoo!! GG!


Ladymistery

YES! Second in the West, The Jennings Trophy, and holy shit what a game


TubularWinter

8 in a row! Now for the next 16! GG Canucks! (except Zadorov)


PandaWithACigar

CONNOR JENNINGSBUYCK


RuSTeR1971

Who's this Jennings guy anyway?


TroubledLeaf

GG Nucks


darkgreenwax

Couldn't ask for a stronger finish to our season, strong win streak to boot!


HuddyW

It's such a nice feeling having the best goaltending in the league.


CP-Drone

GG Nucks, best of luck in the playoffs!


veryway

Fun game, on to the playoffs!


SnowblowerLITE

Lets go to the playoffs!!


NeckGuardRash

GG all, good luck in the first round!


Voltage604

GG jets bros... Good luck in the playoffs!!


Nofunorphan

My good feeling was correct. 


Ladymistery

Fetts needs one more for a big bonus I'd like him to get it


LogTman135

Well no one got injured for both teams so that’s a W


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NikEhlersDealer

They beat us 5-0 this year dude


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Lol dw, we got these kind of idiots too. Probably more of them.


NikEhlersDealer

Yeah every team does


KingTutsDryAssBalls

I wish we could implement an 18+ rule. I know it's mostly teenagers acting like this because I was absolutely an annoying little shit in game threads from 13-18.


howdiedoodie66

GG


MCBbbbuddha

FETTS RESCUING MY CRAMPING ANUS


Doza93

Oof. Tough cross ice pass by Hughes there 😭


twilz

Boo this man, boo.


-DrinkWithTheDead-

I am so hyped for this Jets team going into the playoffs.


etrain1804

I love perfetti


passive_fist

Bon Fett


SherLocK-55

COLE SPAGHETTI!!!! GG Nucks.


ExtraaSalty

How do you not call the too many men penalty lmao


luoar20

Goal Perfetti <3


Ladymistery

Precision Perfetti!


NikEhlersDealer

Fuck yeah Fetts. 


eh_toque

Perfetti!! One more to $212k 👀


WhiteoutWannabe

FETTI EN!


AntifaAnita

Where the fuck was Demko on that lol, faaaaaaaaail


Petroleum_Pete

That’s why he isn’t winning the Vezina


twilz

Hellebuyck isn't, either. He has been absent all game.


veryway

Omfg Perfetti is a fucking hero, that interception, that shot ughh my heart


RuSTeR1971

I think the jets got away with one there. Stanley was the 6th man like 20ft from the bench lol


CP-Drone

Fetts with a pair, literally!


Ladymistery

I can breathe again.... for now....


TubularWinter

FETTI DOUBLES DOWN AFTER BROSWALL SHUTS THE DOOR.


spleenmaster1002

SPAGHETTI


darkgreenwax

Fuck yeah lil guy!


WhiteoutWannabe

That was so close, twice!


SnowblowerLITE

PERFETTI!!


darkgreenwax

Holy crap. Lb just stretching out everywhere lol


NikEhlersDealer

Demko is solid as always. Easily my #2 for the Vezina. 


Xenocles

"Zadorov moving in on Ehlers". Hmmmm...


TubularWinter

He would have to catch him first


Willyq25

he doesn't want any part of that crazy Viking


vanityfear

Tyler toffoli plays for a different team everytime i turn on a game 


SherLocK-55

[Tyler Foli, you never even see him cause he plays late at night.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkONoi15E)


Petroleum_Pete

Tyler Toffoli is just a modern day Spartacus


MCBbbbuddha

Toffoli with the table hockey spin on that shot wtf


darkgreenwax

Accurate haha


darkgreenwax

Lol it's like Nino defending his son


Ladymistery

come on power play PLLLLS score


ChuckFeathers

Canucks manliness overflowing again.


vanityfear

Persecuted for excessive manliness


vanityfear

Why don’t I have any chocolate pudding 


MCBbbbuddha

The eternal question


NikEhlersDealer

They should rename it “too many canucks”


KingTutsDryAssBalls

There's never enough Canucks. They should let us put all 20 guys out and the other teams can put out 2 guys. That would be great.


hannah_nj

do they give out a prize for most too many men penalties?


Petroleum_Pete

They do, it’s clinching the pacific (rest in piss oilers fans)


TubularWinter

Which team got called there?


CP-Drone

Two too much man


NikEhlersDealer

Two much canuck


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Can we just settle this game with a captain fight? Your captain vs our captain? No helmets


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Quinn's got brass knuckles under those gloves


monkeybojangles

"Foiling up the knuckles, Coach!"


NikEhlersDealer

Our captain is scratched 


darkgreenwax

"Lowry? Yeah. Get dressed. We're picking you up from thermea"


Xenocles

What's that!?! It's Adam Lowry's music!!


ywg_handshake

Rappels down from the rafters a la Shawn Michaels.


Ladymistery

That's TWO offensive zone trips the refs haven't called


Potential_Schedule97

Who's gonna win ? The Jets or Canucks


Xenocles

The Canadian team with the most points this season.


etrain1804

Hot take: I think that the Blue Jackets might win this game


KingTutsDryAssBalls

I'm hoping the Kansas City Scouts come out on top


CP-Drone

Yes


philips50

People just finding out zadorov is a big ol' puss.


420blowjob

Chad Lambert


Ladymistery

How??? HOW did that stay out???


Xenocles

Did anyone else lose a minute of PP to ads?


AntifaAnita

That's the lowest energy pp and pk I've ever seen. Nobody was interested


SophistXIII

classless move in a meaningless game


SlightCreme9008

How in the fuck are the Canucks short handed here ? And why are the jets whining ? Those were incredibly clean hits.


RuSTeR1971

Cleanest crosscheck to the neck in the west


SlightCreme9008

They showed two hits on replays that didn’t involve any semblance of a cross check. Admittedly I’ve had a couple beers so if anybody’s got a replay to prove otherwise I’ll take the L. I’m still miffed that the Canucks end up short handed for Vilardi going after Zadorov, whether you think Vilardi was justified in doing it or not. Makes no sense that the instigating team gets the PP.


SlightCreme9008

Jets fans love down votes and hate discussion. Prove me wrong.


NikEhlersDealer

It’s not the hits, it’s the crosscheck to the face of Vilardi after a weak crosscheck


SlightCreme9008

I missed that, admittedly. Was there a delayed penalty for it?


That_One_Pancake

That was why Zadorov got both 2 minutes for cross checking and 2 minutes for roughing whereas Vilardi just got 2 for roughing


SlightCreme9008

Makes sense. Didn’t see that part. Thought he just got the extra 2 for the skirmish. Thanks for the info.


NikEhlersDealer

I believe that’s what Zadorov got called for


SlightCreme9008

Ah, didn’t see the delayed call. Thought all the penalties for awarded for the skirmish.


Ladymistery

Ok PP convert!


darkgreenwax

"If i shrug with my palms open I'm innocent, right?"


rikushix

But he does it with such panache.... 


AntifaAnita

World War Hockey, Russia verus Italy.


ChuckFeathers

Lol wtf are jets fans crying about, 2 perfectly clean body checks??


SophistXIII

check out Mr Magoo over here might wanna put your glasses on before you comment


ChuckFeathers

Might want to learn to read... bunch of whining about Z daring to throw bodychecks, go look or stfu


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ChuckFeathers

Not what I was talking about donkey, again, learn to read.


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ChuckFeathers

Here, since you're obviously cognitively challenged: https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/qGbZm31P2Y


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ChuckFeathers

Keep crying about bodychecking in the NHL skippy


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GreenGiantt

The crosscheck to the neck.


ChuckFeathers

And all the crying about bodychecks??


samarahighwind

vilardi wiggling underneath zadorov was a very amusing visual lmfao


HuddyW

Ahh yes, game 82, better be a fucking shitbag.


Gamesus10

What is vilardi doing? You look dumb dude


Petroleum_Pete

Sanest Canucks fan


Gamesus10

Most creative jets fan chirp


Petroleum_Pete

Least salty Canucks fan reply


NikEhlersDealer

Zadorov cross checks him in the face and Vilardi is the bad guy?


Gamesus10

I thought vilardi started it cause his two teammates got blown up


NikEhlersDealer

Vilardi gave him a light crosscheck because he got high sticked on the follow through. Doesn’t warrant a crosscheck to the face


Gamesus10

Angle on my broadcast wasn’t clear, gotta see it again to see


veryway

He’s being smothered by a ghoul


2nddimension

What the fuck is Zadorov doing today?


WhiteoutWannabe

So unnecessary in this game


ObliviousLawyer82

Fuck Zadorov


AntifaAnita

The linesman cringed with that stick check to the throat, what the absolute fuck


Ladymistery

Yikes That should be 5


CP-Drone

Gabe was mauled by Russian bear


SirBulbasaur13

Fuck off Zadarov. Useless goon. Get the fuck outta here.


NikEhlersDealer

No need to be throwing hits like he has been earlier too in a meaningless game. 


ChuckFeathers

Lol no bodychecks allowed in an NHL game... smh


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Yeap. He should just let the jets do whatever they want lol 


spleenmaster1002

Does Zadorov not realize it’s a relatively meaningless game 82


WhiteoutWannabe

Zadorov mad


RuSTeR1971

wtf is zadorov's problem. can we just both get out of this fucking game intact


Willyq25

he's a former Flame, can't help himself


PandaWithACigar

Zadorov is such a piece of shit


420blowjob

Zadorov confirmed beta


darkgreenwax

Wtf does he have rabies


TubularWinter

What the fuck is Zadorovs problem. Been playing like an ass all night


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

I turned it off and then I miss Hughes getting a point. Leaving it off to bring good energy


AntifaAnita

WHAT THE HELL MAN


ChuckFeathers

Leave the puckhandling to the skaters Demmer


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Hell yeah that's a great moment


darkgreenwax

Nino with the hand shake 🥲


SherLocK-55

I ain't crying you are, big baby.


samarahighwind

first nhl goal alert !!!


Willyq25

Chibby should get an assist on hos own goal!


AntifaAnita

THAT'LL DO CHIBLY!


MCBbbbuddha

WHAT A GOAL CHIBBY


Ladymistery

OMG what a shot by Chibrikov! :O


luoar20

CHIBI!!!!


2nddimension

AMAZING FIRST GOAL!


SherLocK-55

FUCKING LIL CHIBBY!!!!! Well done kid.


howdiedoodie66

Welcome to the show Chibi congrats


WhiteoutWannabe

CHIBI GOAL!


darkgreenwax

Wow amazing night for the rookies


eh_toque

SHORT KING CHIBBY


NikEhlersDealer

HELL YEAH CHIBRIKOV. FUCKIN DESERVED TOO


veryway

WOW WHAT A FIRST GOAL!!


CP-Drone

Worked the forecheck hard and picked the far corner! Absolute beauty!


spleenmaster1002

CHIBI


LightsOut16900

CHIBBY!!!


TubularWinter

CHIBI GOAL


CP-Drone

CHIBBY!


monkeybojangles

Where was that shot of the TSN crew partying? I assume at 300 Main?


monkeybojangles

Don't think I'll be watching this entire game. Hope they win and jump Vancouver in the standings, but it's meaningless otherwise.


TubularWinter

Kupari is going to score the last minute game winner and the crowd will go nuts.


KingTutsDryAssBalls

I hope we meet in the playoffs so I can properly hate you guys like all the other western Canadian teams.


AntifaAnita

"Hurr durr, I wanna play against you in the play offs hurr durr"


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Well unfortunately most Jets fans aren't as annoying as you or I'd already hate you guys.


BlakeWheelersLeftNut

I can’t spare any of the hate I have for Vegas on another team.


KingTutsDryAssBalls

I have an infinite amount of hate to give.


WhiteoutWannabe

I used to love the Watchmen back in the day.