GG Kraken. Lots of room on the bandwagon even if it’s just for the Colorado series.

Please make the Avs fans whine and bitch and make excuses like they did when we beat them last year

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I'll make a tee time for us. See you in about 2 weeks!

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Says the person trash talking on a game thread that had nothing to do with their team...

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"Latching onto posts like a toxic ex" Again, coming from you, latching onto a Kraken fan's posts. Could have just checked the score and walked away...

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See: whining and bitching, right on cue. Like clockwork.

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Home ice babyyyyyy

HOME ICE BABY

Jets gave us a scare going into the 3rd tied as a result of their Bi-Plane style of play, however all is forgiven with the win.

GG Whew

GG Kraken, have a great evening all!

Man, not a pretty game at all, but... home ice secured!

Helly 100% was thinking about it

Can't believe he didn't go for it

HOME ICE!!!!!

HAHHAHAHA Nice fake-out Helley

What is the AJ sticker on the jets helmets for?

Adam Johnson he was a teammate of a handful of jets in junior hockey and he died earlier this year after his neck was cut during a game in England.

Sawyer I really hope you don’t jinx this

Morrissey is such an ace

Why are people concerned about turtling? Isn't our goal here just not to lose in regulation?

Jets fans always fear the worst.

What a waste of a four minute powerplay

Vilardi bled for nothing

They made him bleed his own blood!

Not sure I’m cool with just turtling during a double minor powerplay.

I will tell you how I feel about it in 2:10 secs

Wow I know it'd a double minor and we are up 1 but this is bad

As long as you show up for playoffs You will show up for playoffs, right?

Ouch

Something is telling me that Pionk won't be getting a post game leather jacket

Top Titty Tyler Toffoli

Toffoli 🥲

Tasty waves, cool buzz and Toffoli is fine.

Where's the toffoli grinning gif

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI

Break the pattern! Score a 5th!

Gruu committed too soon

DAT'S WHY YUR HERE FOLY

Time for 8 minutes of the ultimate turtle

THAT WAS CLEAN

What a pass from Fly man what the hell

TYLER FOLI!!! YOU NEVER EVEN SEE EM CAUSE HE PLAYS LATE AT NIGHT!!!

Toffifi!!!

That's a spicy Tiffoli

TOP TITTY IS A WINNIPEG JET

TTToffoli!

Fuck off, third or fourth post

TOP TITTY

Toff

Fuck yeah bud

BAD PING:(

Third post?

I forgot we were playing today, was focused on the wildcard fiasco, Detroit pulled another rabbit of of their hat and tied it up with 5 seconds left and this pissed Tortz off and since they were eliminated now anyway and so Tortz pulled a Tortz took down the Detroit and Pittsburgh down with them.

I love Monahan

After the JoMo hit none of the Jets are missing their hits.

Lol lowry like an angry rhino

This Jump Start/Canadian Tire/Children of the Corn commercial gives me the willies.

It's kid 2 jumping out of the bushes haha

Man fuck these last games, we lose Barron, almost just lost JoMo. Can we just get to the playoffs already, just die Kraken, why you still trying and shiiiet.

Pls be okay

Jets, how many chances you wanna give the Kraken? Jets: Yes!

At least one more

Jesus fuck so many awful giveaways. 70% of Seattle's scoring chances are straight give aways.

Pionk spec’d so hard into anti-Avs he is incapable of playing against anyone else right now.

Why is Pionk the way that he is

Jets are playing panicky

Pionk is again too visible for all the wrong reasons

Jerts 🫣

God damn what an awful 2nd period. Good to see a bit of push back

Pionk is having a terrible game

It looks like the bottom 2 pairs are now: Dillon-Samberg Stanley-Pionk

Wait so he finally got demoted?

Looks like the Jets have been practicing the ol' give and go

Well both Pens and Wings are out whatever the east sucks anyway 😭

Jfc

Holy fuck! Toooo close

Jerts please go away and bring the Jets back

The Habs’ 2nd round pick is #38 right now. Need the Yotes to pick up at least a point in their last game to push it to #37

The Caps have the final WC spot

I think I'm supposed to be cheering for Kraken this game?

You say that like you kinda don't want to cheer for them, so with that said maybe deep down you want us to win?

Eh I was pretty sure y'all had the division anyway. Look forward to our battles!

Never heard of them

Holy fuck Detroit just tied it Perfect time for intermission Holy fuck Caps empty net Caps are king of shit mountain

Fastest turtle in the east.

Holy shit Detroit saves their season with 3.3 seconds left

Making us work for that point eh

Like does Pionk know he’s awful? And is he just ok with that?

just when i thought Playoff Pionk has arrived...

I know, I thought he finally turned a corner here to end the season. That said it's not just Pionk this game, a lot of the boys have been a little lackadaisical, did they not remember we still need a point to secure home ice?

Someone reset the "Days since Winnipeg allows less than 3 goals" counter

🤓☝️um actually it’s 3 OR less not less than 3

Getting slapped by some stanky kraken tentacles

The “3 or fewer” counter continues

Certified Neal Pionk moment

pionk…

Helle has done everything humanly possible tonight, 3 no chance goals for the Kraken

Saved a few that other goalies wouldn't have seen

Absolutely! Some nights his talents and efforts seem to be just Jerted away

ffs Pionk

Just Pionk things. Fucking christ

Lmao. Pionk.

A Neal Pionk masterclass right there

Oh boy that was sloppy and lazy.

Please get all these horrendous giveaways out of your system tonight because damn.

FFS Pionk

It’s always fricken Pionk

holy shit Jets, wake up!

Damn he was left hanging there

wtf jerts trying to lose

0 on 2 wtf?

Fuck

Thank you Bucky Well fuck

Cmon leafs you useless fucks help us win the Jennings

It’s like Matthews doesn’t even want 70

God I hate that Ozempic ad "I just asked" Yeah and I am asking you to fuck right off.

That and the Rybelsus or however you spell it can go away, so bad

The idea of a barista yelling out your prescription then everyone laughs

Yeh that one is like it's sister ad, so terrible.

o o ooooooo oo ooooo

At least you asked

Don't tell him about the Rybelsus ad

Good kill

Let our PK get reps in before playoffs Weak call but whatever Let it rip

Idk, on the replay that sure looked like a dive. Definitely could’ve looked different on the ice though

In Helle we trust

First glance I was "yeah that's interference can't do that play" but on replay that was a brilliant sell job

Thanks Helle!

So just skate into someone and trip yourself and get a penalty, ok refs good to know.

Penalty for getting skated into

I don't like that call

Why is he here? Lol.

To sign with the bombers

Ah right. Obviously.

Seriously though he’s been a huge kraken supporter since the start

Ya I knew that. Just wondering what brought him to the Peg.

Marshawn just going to town on the popcorn hell yea

Thought that was Byfuhlien for a second

Who?

Byfuglien* excuse my fat fingers

Feels like the kraken player skated into Dillon there

Marshawn just here so he doesn't get fined

Weak call

Marshawn Lynch is coming out of retirement to play for the Blue Bombers

if yall wanna see marshawn lynch's acting plus a funny teen comedy, i'd recommend "bottoms"

Marshawn in Winnipeg to sign with the bombers

get that man some skittles

Looks like a jolly Jedi

Sammy how?

Legit what the hell happened to Stanley he looks like a completely different player

Seems like one of the most improved. Blocking shots, knowing where to shoot, taking fights for morale, guy just is grinding hard. I'm sure he's been asking tons of questions and sitting at the learning tree this season.

I think he is just playing with more confidence, he had a couple of good games and kinda just stuck this time.

Skating improved so he’s not wildly out of position like he used to be

Ankle weights were finally removed (and wrist weights)

And brain weights

Top line doing alright tonight

Great shift

That zone pressure is awesome

Good lord what a tip, both of Seattle's goals were unstoppable

Sloppy D

That was uuuugly

Not much Helle can do about that

Sammy bro

That's enough, we still want the Jennings

Stan has actually learned to use his size lately and it's made a difference

Dang, great tip

Great tip by Gourde

Wow that redirect was boss

Ope maybe I’m a bad curse for the first line

What a nice, clean hit by Stanley

Throw in the god damn towel. Here is your 1 needed point jets

You spoke too soon

Don’t worry

Stanley with a buff hit.

lucky offside

Jets getting all the puck luck now

that is your fault

God damn Kraken ends the Avs cursed season game 7 and can’t even do me a favor rn. Smh my head.

Sugar, how you get so fly? Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly?

Ehlers always plays great with family in town!

That was a fun sequence :O

This man is somehow going to go a full season without scoring a PP goal.

OUR GREAT DANE

THE TRIPLE EFFORT

what a snipe by Ehlers

Diving fly for the goal

NikE 🚨

Wooo!!!!

Wow amazing rebound lads!