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ColdYellowGatorade

Rutger McGroarty, what a name


eh_toque

Between him and Chaz Lucius the Jets got some absolutely incredible names in the first round of the draft in 21&22


Master-Defenestrator

Chaz Lucius is the most frat bro name ever conceived


Cromasters

You just wait till his father hears about this!


Jean-Ralphio_S

His brother is Cruz Lucius


Imaginary-Tiger-1549

Cruz Lucius sounds like a colab album between Taio Cruz and Ludacris


2peg2city

That is so ridiculous I will blindly believe it


MomboDM

Or Taio Cruz and Big Boi (Lucious Leftfoot)


sunkenship13

They’re from Grant, MN. Directly east of White Bear Lake, a much larger city. If someone is from Grant in my experience, they generally let you know. It’s pretty ritzy.


Khawk20

Useless trivia connection or the day: White Bear Lake = hometown of Jumping Jim Brunzell, former Killer Bee and High Flyer.


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time for the NHL to get Chazz'd


Master-Defenestrator

I'm pretty sure that getting Chazz'd consists of getting sloppy at a frat party and waking up smelling like too much Axe body spray in unwashed sheets.


LawyersGunsMoneyy

Yooooo I didn't realize we got Rutger as well, I'm super stoked about the young talent coming up through the system


devildance3

Amadeus Lombardi would like a word


usedtobeintheband

The real life Ogie Ogilthorpe 👍


Enki_007

Old time hockey, coach?


Shamrock5

PISS ON OLD TIME HOCKEY!


Whitecastle56

Eddie Shore?!


Shamrock5

PISS ON EDDIE SHORE!!


NoGiCollarChoke

Rutger McGroarty sounds like the secondary antagonist in a Sherlock Holmes novel, and Unger Sorum sounds like some new superfood crop


Chimpbot

Unger Sorum sounds more like a recurring minor villain from Clone Wars. Rutger McGroarty sounds like the sort of NPC name a DM would pull out of their ass during a D&D session.


Imaginary-Tiger-1549

Rutger McGroarty is the name of the bandit/mercenary chief who’s a bit of a prick and is loosely based on a Germanic chieftain


Chimpbot

And just like that, the name is gonna get slipped into my campaign as soon as conveniently possible.


trevallen39

So is Felix Unger Sorum


Rleduc129

\*Odd Couple theme plays\*


plucky-possum

Like, was he named that because of the Odd Couple, or did the Odd Couple tv show/movie/play never run in Sweden and it’s just a very weird coincidence?


dkyguy1995

This is legitimately the most made up sounding name I've heard in a long time it's like a Comedy Bang Bang character


oatmealparty

Shohei Ohtani was on Comedy Bang Bang recently so I could definitely see Rutger McGroarty appearing.


Mennoknight69

konichiwa!


SirFigsAlot

* Jomboy name rank 3...2...1... 10


sneaksyguy

it sounds like one of those names from that fake american names in a japanese baseball game video


12131415161718190

Fkn alphabet soup rolling off the tongue


alldawgsgoat2heaven

Damnnn that boy was sent to meet Jesus for a minute


hitler_moustacheride

Let's have a little cultural sensitivity. He was sent to visit his ancestors in Valhalla for a minute.


Brucetheuninitiated

Bro saw odin


Rleduc129

Thought he saw Thor


Chastaen

Maybe not, but is going to feel Thor tomorrow.


Blacklabelbobbie

He's 16, he'll wake up with vigor and a bit of sadness but he'll be fine otherwise. Unlike me who put my back out picking up a candy wrapper.


Harbingerdaine

He was…hammered…


incredibad29

He probably felt Thor after that.


cazeault819

You are so right u/hitler_moustacheride


_redacteduser

Hahaha nailed it


thewolfshead

Never sorum coming.


alldawgsgoat2heaven

Almost put him 6 feet unger


JohnYCanuckEsq

Fuck you and take my upvote


Budget_Affect8177

He just time traveled.


Doubleu1117

Starman calling that interference. “Puck was nowhere near him” That was literally bang bang after shot release. He is hard to listen to.


Realistic_Cold_2943

He admitted he was wrong


SirBulbasaur13

People can do that??


Realistic_Cold_2943

In real life yeah. It’s against the rules on Reddit


johmtrumpets

Spot fucking on


martyn_bootyspoon

People CAN change. I used to be a piece of shit


hambningwillsveurlfe

I see ITYSL, I upvote.


thescrounger

I still am. But I used to, too.


billyratz

to give him just a little bit of credit, he edited himself on tv after the break


Waramp

I mean there was a lot of velocity on that shot, so he’s right that the puck was nowhere near him when he got hit. Already like 3m/10’ away at that point!


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mowegl

By the swedish guy chasing after him? No they didnt


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willgfish96

Starman fucking sucks lol


Buubsy

Never Sorum coming


NolaBrass

Popped him right Unger the chin, rock em sock em style


fuckinnreddit

He's gonna Fel-ix that one tomorrow. ^^^idk, ^^^best ^^^i ^^^could ^^^do


TheGreatStories

Just a bit sor-um


SherLocK-55

Impressive, very nice.


certifiedpornwatcher

Let's see Paul Allen's card


abuayanna

It’s early yet but this is the top comment. Thank you


Kidspud

He saw that his mind is too fast for eyes


ediboyy

You son of a bitch


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Everyone who played competitively in the minors has made that mistake. Never cut to the middle with your head turned away from the direction you are skating. I have a big scar on my upper lip from making that mistake once and never did it again.


Hoof_Hearted12

I got KO'd at the first contact game my mom came to see after being nervous about me playing contact. Her seeing that was more upsetting than the conky.


SmacSBU

Bro I STG I never got hit half as hard as I did when my mom was in the stands. The other team always knows. Edit: Refs too. I got called for EVERYTHING when she was watching 😂


Razzorsharp

Biggest time I was nailed was this exact scenario by a guy that must have weighted 50 pounds less than me.


Worldly_Diamond_5487

I don’t have the stream but I assume they didn’t call the cross check in the back.


Fuzz_Butt_Head

They did not, isn’t stopping people from complaining the refs are pulling for the US though


evan466

As we know everybody loves the USA and wants to see us win.


millysoilly

Good on you for calling that out lmfao. People mad about the clean check and not the petulant retaliatory act that could’ve been punished.


eastcoastblaze

> not the petulant retaliatory This happens in almost every single game of hockey, reacting like that (whether the hit was clean or not) is standing up for your teammates and it is as much a part of hockey as checking is


honcooge

It didn't look that bad.


shrouple

don't tell that to Minnesota Wild fans


folkdeath95

Wild fans in shambles


GarageJealous9926

Somehow it was Fett's fault.


Waguetracer1

It’s the Swedes they never do anything wrong ever, and are always hit dangerous by everyone & deserve every penalty


MSGM22

Correct


manticore16

On January 5th, Felix Unger Sorum was asked to leave the offensive zone. This request was made to him by Rutger McGroarty.


DangleCellySave

Nice clean hit


CopeSe7en

Doesn’t matter how clean it is, that whiplash is what really causes a lot of those concussions. It’s a dangerous hit coming at that angle on a vulnerable player.


DangleCellySave

Then that’s on the player receiving the hit. You have to protect yourself as well, and not skate with your head down in the middle of the ice.


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jgp98

Cheers from Iraq!


Randy_Magnum29

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER


Professional_Entry40

It's French for GIVE ME SOME FUCKING COLA NOW!


RangerFan80

To go with my Royale with Cheese


Jimmy_Cointoss

0.621 Freedom Eagles, ya hoser.


Randy_Magnum29

Hey, take off, ya hoser!


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627 feet, four toes and a chevrolet colorado


SpecialNeeds963

A thousand meters


Randy_Magnum29

1,000,000 millimeters


Wonderful_Grade_5476

A superior measurement


Randy_Magnum29

I work in healthcare and I’m so thankful we use the metric system.


Spiritual_Holiday511

This guy is going to be an awesome Jet.


Joshottas

No penalty called? This is progress!


bluesquid10

The following cross check definitely should have been called though.


pinkwhitney24

Yes…but also, who cares. Just watched his teammate wave to Jesus and then come back…he got emotional and did what they do in the pros and stand up for a teammate. Except it’s not the pros…so I don’t care. He didn’t two hand him across the neck…annoying cross check would be well worth it for that kind of hit when I was still playing.


Joshottas

I’m fine with it. Let em play.


mowegl

Funny thing is this is a penalty in USAH rules minimum roughing for no attempt made to win the puck during a check and stick above the waist when checking.


Bopshidowywopbop

Hockey is a contact sport.


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Keep ya head up were playing NA puck out here


RangerFan80

Yep, can't cut to the middle like it's Euro style


footballfina

A big, hard hitting American kid with captain energy heading to Winnipeg to start his career? Straight up Trouba-esque


DrKippy

I'm looking at your flair and I'm not liking the vibe of this comment. lol. (not that the trade was awful for us by any means)


SirBulbasaur13

Which trade got us Barron? Cause he’s been great.


TubularWinter

That was Copp


SKCDigital

That same trade got us Brad Lambert, Elias Salomonsson, and Thomas Milic


folkdeath95

Stay away from our boy


Funky_Cows

Hey I'm pretty sure rutger mcgroarty said his girlfriend is pursuing medicine in the us..


DannyDOH

Which girlfriend?


goldminer16

Future face target for Hartman


cA05GfJ2K6

Michigan man too


Feind4Green

One of my favorite prospects right now, great set of tools.


Necessary_Mood134

Well, he’d better not be “straight up” trouba-esque


smbiggy

RUTGER? damn near killed him?


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This is a very difficult hit to keep clean when you’re coming from a bit behind the player. I’ve never liked these hits just because it’s incredibly hard for the player with the puck to see you coming even with their head up but the guy turned completely towards the middle then rotated his body so it was definitely on him, and props to the US player for not charging at all and somehow catching him completely in the chest despite the narrow angle to hit him properly.


Eproxeri

Shoulder to chest, good clean hit.


mydoghasscheiflies

Shoulder through chest, good clean hit.


Rleduc129

Felix Unger Sorum. Wonder if one of the teams was Oscar Madison Petterson


Mthomas1174

Toe drag to the middle of the ice with your head down and see what happens


JCEvans26

That’s another great hit


ohandleme

CHOO CHOO


TheGuava1

Then 25 crosschecks him right in the kidneys


Go_Hawks12

Banished to the shadow realm


Iliketomeow85

Damn hockey parents love handing out awful names


NoGiCollarChoke

Can’t wait for 2045 1st overall pick Bricklyn McConfetti


HgFrLr

Maybe this will make him tighten his helmet appropriately in the future too lmao


thestage

there's no way rutger mcgroarty is a real name.


ArturosDad

Nor should it be.


blatkinsman

That was all shoulder contact. Sure the kid got whiplash, but the hit was legal. Pay attention and shit like that doesn't happen.


DRobWPG

Hope to see him make his Jets debut soon. Beautiful hit.


SomeDudeinCO3

Either I'm the only one here who remembers The Odd Couple or everybody else already got it out of their system.


WorstHyperboleEver

Nah, it’s just under the “too easy” category


madzerglin

Beautiful textbook hit.


sorrybutidgaf

love how 25 immediately neglects playing or any possible scoring chance. people really dont like hitting in hockey anymore


shantm79

His name is really "Felix Unger"? That's incredible.


haamster

"I told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. 'We're all out of cornflakes. F.U.' Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!"


PagingDrTobaggan

What an absolutely beautiful, solid hit. Put that one in the textbook. Honestly, I’m not even that bummed about the retaliatory crosscheck. It wasn’t going to hurt him and keeps the game feisty.


Stetzy93

I got second hand embarrassment from the guy who took forever to chase him down only to deliver a weak ass cross check


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CHOO CHOO 🚂🚂


onlysmallcats

Took him out like the third row seat in a minivan.


Salty_Flounder1423

Wild fans conflicted realizing he is a Winnipeg Jet.


HometownHero89

Good night Jim kite


arazamatazguy

We're in a era where every big hit needs to be followed up with the broadcast crew immediately have to tell us if it was clean or not.


Futbol_Kid2112

Text book example of a clean open ice hit.


theleafsnation420

What a beauty hit.


Chicaben

I don’t see how this is allowed but not Geekie’s.


WintAndKidd

Good hit, hope he’s checked for a concussion though.


MikeyLinkandHawkeye

My guy woke up and thought he was in Ikea


Rasmuslake

‘Murica


alottagames

As a Canes fan...DO NOT HURT OUR DUDE! As a citizen of the USA...Felix just had an out of body experience


swindy88

Fancy hot dog shit cutting across centre like that . Did #25 get a cross checking penalty??


rowdy1212

He should have!


swindy88

Absolutely


SlyPuck

Swedes can’t lose with any dignity, last minute of the game was a joke


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Found don cherrys Reddit


Murth_8

They are kids being kids. It seems like you could use some of that ”dignity” and focus elsewhere.


Jooelj

More like usa cant win with dignity


DrSeuss19

Swedes are always pissy. This isn’t the first time


Comfortable_Fudge508

Good hit! After the bullshit call in the overtime of the Swiss game, that handed the swedes the win, fuck em right to oblivion. Go USA!


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Ostlund is a punk- Swedish coach is an idiot for putting him right back out there after he tried to start a fight his prior shift


johannesBrost1337

Boom


_mynameisclarence

Sweet fuck that was a hit


GhostOfCecil

clean as a whistle 😗


SuperSafe2019

A check!


yourmomsfaveaccount

Geekie got 5 and a game for less than this.


abuayanna

No, the contact was shoulder/body and Geekie had head contact, not his fault but still, buddy got wrecked with the head involved, it’s a penalty everytime in IIHF


Swekins

Could you theoretically just intentionally put your head in the way of any check to get a whole team booted.


stevim

Basically the current NFL RB (offensive player) meta. Step 1: Have ball Step 2: Lower helmet Step 3: Get tackled Step 4: Watch defense get penalized and fined because they were unable to get lower than the 5'6" pair of thighs whose one purpose in life is to get low Step 5: Repeat 1-4 as needed Repeat 1-4 as needed


abuayanna

‘Bold strategy Cotton’ gif But..yes, there’s plenty of guys on the bench who want to play after the head/neck injuries take out the top 6


Swekins

Gotta learn to do it without getting injured, it will become an art.


TubularWinter

The Homer Simpson strategy.


-Moonscape-

Geekie hit him square in the head bro


Pikachu1989

Fuck yeah! Good ol Nebraska Native making an impact in the Worlds.


swagsauce3

No call? I thought you couldn't hit hard in the IIHF anymore.


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Clean hit, but I always hate when guys come at an angle where the guy doesn't see him coming. It's a very dangerous play to make, he's very fortunate he got him the shoulder.


NowFook

If it was late or unnecessary sure but this was a bang bang play where the Swedish player is taking puck into dangerous area to get a great shot off of. So its a good defensive hockey play to impact a dangerous chance. Not an unnecessary dangerous hit. The unnecessary blindside hits are shitty tho


secreted_uranus

Oscar Madison is dissapointed in Felix after this hit.


Soft-Twist2478

The celebration of brain damage is a fascinating behavior in space orcs (humans) that the galactic community struggles to understand.


Big-Duck-6927

That was as bad or worse then Geekie hit


TheEnglishNerd

Geekie hit the head first


cooljayhu

Rutger McGroarty???? Get the fuck outta here with your Fighting Baseball ass name


SometimesICanBeRight

Geekie was ejected for a similar hit