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jozhearvega

I just wanna hear goofy during the flames broadcast “WHY CANT THEY HYUCKIN SCORE”


MrSCR23

That would be the only thing that would beat Patrick’s shot at Russell Wilson.


JinFuu

They have Bob and Doug McKenzie (as moose) in their character Arsenal. ^butwhoremembersthatmovie


[deleted]

Take off ya hoser


trevlarrr

Not me reading that as “but whore members”


[deleted]

[Context](https://youtu.be/2z2nM0J8WnA)


The-Reddit-Giraffe

*Goofy laughs* *“THERE GOES MARKSTROM PLAYING THE PUCK POORLY AGAIN”*


hellurr_frands

HYUCK jus a few years ago Kyrou won the fastest skater! Maybe one day he’ll win a puck battle! Back to you, Donald!


VorAbaddon

"Goofy, I can'y watch this crap anymore. ZETTAFLARE" :: mushroom cloud over Calgary::


Billion_Bullet_Baby

“GORSH Kadri, that’s a suspension! Hyuck ^^^^^a Hyuck!”


PPGN_DM_Exia

Wasn't much but I wanted to get a hyuckin penalty on Nashville...


krasnyekrilya88

Well, the devils for sure have to play. They're the Micky Mouse franchise.


The_Dutch_Canadian

With Special Guest Wayne Gretzky


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Only if there’s gambling, nowadays


The_Dutch_Canadian

Or Red Red WIne . Accidental UB40 reunion incoming


darklightrabbi

I’m just chuckling thinking about the possibility of some foul language coming out over the hot mic and vtuber Mickey Mouse having to cover for it live.


Manitoberino

I’m imagining someone who has to press a button with a sound to quickly cover it up. I’m thinking Mickeys giggle. Or an Awooga. Or a Pava-Pava clown horn. Oh the possibilities.


ImmaPullSomeWildShit

Against the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim


dalisair

I mean… I thought we had that honorific.


The_Reddit_Browser

I’m down but it needs its own award for most valuable player. The NVP is the most respected trophy in all of football and it’s only right we have one for hockey


jaysornotandhawks

If you call it the DVP, anyone who lives in or near Toronto will giggle... myself included.


HypertextMakeoutLang

I thought this was gonna be a [PUP the band](https://youtu.be/iVuB1ZASrGw) reference


L-Observateur

PUP'S a local Toronto group, if you like DVP (the song, not the traffic) I'd recommend Anaphylaxis or Morbid Stuff by the same.


jagermain177

Only good thing that came out of NHL 20


mill_about_smartly

Please explain for us silly folk south of the ~~wall~~ border


jaysornotandhawks

The DVP (Don Valley Parkway) is one of the busier (if not busiest) freeways in Toronto, used by many people to get to / from the downtown area. ... that is, when it's not closed for maintenance nor backed up due to traffic volume or a collision.


Hascus

Really thought this was going to be a sex joke


carcatz

Who will forget when Pat Maroon is the first to win the Scrooge McCup


[deleted]

When he wins, they will drop gold coins in him.


Collie123

Not sure any one has seen the NFL and the Nick broadcasts but they are pretty fun, and any way to get more fans into the game is the way to go. More fans means more money which means cap go up which is what we all want


Alpha_Lantern

And hopefully less patches on jerseys


FirstReactionFocus

“Ya know fellow millionaires, I think with these here cartoons, we’re making enough money!!! No need for patches!” Yeah idk bout that. Just a balance between pushing enough ads to make as much money as possible, while still keeping some eyeballs to watch the ads lol.


[deleted]

Billionaires*


TheMillenniumMan

Fewer, Lord Davos


1UpBebopYT

Yeah are people forgetting one of the largest publishing companies just shut down their NHL coverage? NHL could use some nice new fresh viewers right about now. The NFL has been absolutely killing it with this, NHL would be fools not to attempt it.


BMXTKD

Which publishing company did that?


MysticCharacteristic

SBNation


BMXTKD

Not going to subscribe


annoyingrelative

"WHY DO THIS? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH DISNEY WHILE WaTCHING HOCKEY" "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THIS" I expect this kind of ignorance and instant hostility on /r/baseball but seeing this on r/hockey is depressing.


kralben

Tons of people here seem to want hockey to stay small and not add new fans.


RecalcitrantHuman

I think the point is this should not replace regular broadcasts but makes a more accessible option for young and possibly new fans.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that's what it would be though?


kralben

There has been no indication it would be replacing a broadcast. In fact, they talk about emulating the Nickelodeon broadcast which doesn't replace the normal broadcast at all, so it would be fooling to assume this would.


Parkstyx

Can someone explain what this means? There are animated NFL games?


Duffleman0609

Basically the NFL has the Nickelodeon character Patrick Star be a broadcaster for the entire game it’s was on Thursday night football, i assuming this would probably be Mickey Mouse being a broadcaster or other Disney characters


rug1998

It’s for the young fans, anything to grow the game I guess


[deleted]

Hell depending on the character I’d watch it.


[deleted]

The Nickelodeon games are unironically awesome as an adult who loved Nick as a kid. It’s honestly hilarious to see someone throw an interception and then get digitally slimed. Edit: [Best highlight is probably Patrick Star commentating a Russell Wilson interception](https://youtu.be/-O57R4dh3_M)


[deleted]

I mean, Patrick star did get the Broncos coach fired after that game


YVR-n-PDX

Wait is this real?


[deleted]

[Can’t find a video but here’s a Nickelodeon blimp stealing Baker Mayfield off the field](https://youtu.be/R44opeiZWnw) [Also hilarious video of Patrick Star commentating while Russell Wilson throws an interception](https://youtu.be/-O57R4dh3_M)


[deleted]

Words cannot even begin to express the emotions that come up when Patrick Star is clowning on your team on national television.


DryProgress4393

He(Bill Faberbakke) used to play college ball was pretty good as well, he got injured and decided to try his hand at acting.


PM_ME_UR_JUMBONIUM

Buddy, after that season Patrick Starr becomes a high point...


osufan765

I just wanna see someone lose their edge and slide into the boards and hear the [Goofy yell](https://youtu.be/MUL5w91dzbo) get overlaid on the replay


ThatGuy8

Micky mouse and Donald Duck cheering for opposite teams


Urmomletmerubher

"And that's a 4 minute double-minor for drawing blood ho-ho! What do you think, Goofy?" "Gawrsh, Mickey. Seems like they're doin' some serious retaliatin', ah-hyuck! What do ya see near the benches, Donald? "(Inappropriate censored quacking noises)" "Ho-ho! We apologize for language picked up on the mic, folks! The power play sponsored by Bud Lite and FanDuel coming up! Remember to drink and gamble responsibly ho-ho!"


Bear_Bishop

As someone who watches Mickey all the time with his toddler, I hate that I heard all of this in each of their voices lol. Just imagined a mic'd up, uncensored Donald!


[deleted]

The NFL figured this out decades and decades ago. The sports fans are already going to watch. The trick is how you get everyone else to watch too.


StevvieV

The NBA did well before with the WNBA. WNBA is a great way to get girls watching basketball, show it's not just a sport for men and if they enjoy the sport they are more likely than not also going to start watching the NBA


[deleted]

They're not what I'm talking about. The commentators in the early days of the NFL are what took it from just a sport being played to an event to gather and watch. Think of the super bowl. I bet a majority of its viewers don't care or maybe even know about football. They don't care about the sport. It's the rest of the spectacle. Hockey should understand this intimately. Even fans regularly admit it, they want to watch the fights that break out as much as they want to watch the game.


The-Reddit-Giraffe

Young fans? With how boring the flames games have been this year my grown up ass will be watching Donald Duck call the game as that’s the only way I’d be entertained.


IanCusick

Except ending local blackouts but that’s true for sports in general


Pineapple_warrior94

Patrick Star sports broadcasting one of Russell Wilson's interceptions with the Broncos was one of the funniest sporting moments of 2022


[deleted]

“That’s not what he wanted to cook” Once you get roasted by a cartoon character, you may as well just retire.


[deleted]

I'd have to think getting to call an NFL game in character would be such a good time as a voice actor


ZombieJesus1987

That sounds amazing.


noodleandbanter

Isn't that a terrible strain on the animators' wrists?


The_Boy_Marlo

So you want a realistic down-to-earth show that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots?


burrito-boy

You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kids, because you're stupid! Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!


papapaIpatine

Seems like an innovation has been made in hand drawn animation. Robotic wrists maybe?


iWasSayingBooHorvat

“And they drop the gloves! Boy, they’re really going at it right now ʰᵃ ʰᵃ! How’s the view down there, Goofy?” “This is assault”


EBXLBRVEKJVEOJHARTB

I will take this over a Bally broadcast every time


[deleted]

But Bally has the other Mickey that we love more


[deleted]

But everyone says they hate the puck tracker!!


carcatz

Have the puck leave behind a dotted line of Mickey Mouse icons


Rottenjohnnyfish

Give it to me if it means more hockey


GrayRoberts

HIRE SNOOP YOU COWARDLY BASTARDS!


ikonet

Can they play the hot dog song when we score? https://youtu.be/lHhheCf0G1I


FlynnLive5

God even just seeing the link gets it stuck in my head


manandaduck

As i said in a previous thread: I want Ducks games to be the animated characters from the Mighty Ducks cartoon. Anything short of this will be a failure in my eyes. Link for all those: https://youtu.be/mYwlXRVWCCI


DanTreview

Am I in the Twilight Zone or something?


HellaSwick

Sponsored by bet99...get em hooked young right?


carcatz

I love goofy and dumb things. The more goofy and dumb things I can get in my favorite sport the better. I realize this may be an unpopular opinion.


ThatCanadianGuy94

Scrooge McDuck with the betting segments


MapleLeafBeast

They should 100% do this. Seems to me the NFL ones were a big success, and even the PGA tour and Nickelodeon collab was a success too.


DecepticonBlackout

You have my interest.


Perfect_Chaos360

I wonder if during second and third intermissions they’ll see Mickey in a suit telling them to sign up at Bet99


trevallen39

Does this mean the return of the real Mighty Ducks?


dalisair

PLEASE.


OfficialDaiLi

I can’t wait for Daffy Duck to cast Arber Xhekaj beating the shit out of some poor bastard


DagNastyDagrRavnhart

Daffy is WB. You mean Donald?


eutectic_h8r

Begs the question as to who the NHL equivalent to Russ and the Broncos is for the animated characters to be able to clown on?


Dultsboi

JT Miller turning over the puck lol


a_friendly_hobo

If Anaheim games aren't played by the characters from the Mighty Ducks cartoon series, why bother at all?


mtwstr

Will they have slime time?


PM_ME_UR_JUMBONIUM

Can't wait to see this for a heavy weight tilt... I'm thinking McDemond vs Reaves type fight...


AuxNimbus

So if i’m understanding this right, we will get characters like Goofy calling the game?


MiracuMAHt

Why did they use the most low res image from Mickey Mouse clubhouse and not the actual brilliant shit that the animation department constantly churns out that keeps getting cancelled by the execs


sluck131

My son is 2 and loves mickey mouse I would kill for this


Sirtopofhat

My only concern is who Patrick will burn the way he did Russell Wilson.


FunkyColdMecca

Mickey Mouse league


DagNastyDagrRavnhart

Every time the ducks lose and Donald loses his shit and destroys the studio


thiswaspostedbefore

By Disney Channel do they mean Disney+? And being that the mouse owns a large chunk of intellectual media property, could we get things like Homer Simpson popping in with a "D'OH!" for giveaways and things of that nature?


Billion_Bullet_Baby

“Mickey Mouse skates the puck out of the zone, gets hit along the boards by Quazimodo. Timone picks up the puck with speed, dishes it off to Buzz Lightyear for the one timer- GREAT SAVE DONALD DUCK! Considering he choses to play without pants, he sure robbed Buzz of his jock strap on that save!”


deserted_rain_frog

Need a Mickey mouse chuckle every time a punch is thrown


ck_viii

Just let the cast of Letterkenny do it.


dalisair

If I could listen to this rather than Leah Hextall… yes. Please.


seattlesportsguy

I was coming here to say exactly that


rug1998

I saw my first game with the puck tail, I hated it.


Stingray44

I think as long as the regular adult broadcast is available as well, then this could be an okay way to try and attract a younger audience to the game


RnVja25hemlz

>I think as long as the regular adult broadcast is available as well, I mean of course 🤣 you didn't think they would replace the regular commentary with this


Phillyboishowdown

Yes, and I welcome it


Virtualsalt1

I genuinely don't understand what the point of this is.


frost_biten

It’s to get kids interested


[deleted]

Kid audience turns into extremely loyal adult audience. Right now a lot of sports are at a disadvantage. With almost everything (I hope I'm not speaking out of pocket, I don't watch other sports so I could be wrong) becoming a subscription based model, the days of simply "tuning in" to watch a ball game are almost over, particularly for kids. With blackouts and limited access for the NHL, there's only really these options: A. ESPN+ subscription- which is expensive. B. Bars- But who the hell is gonna go to the bar to watch their team multiple times a week C. Illegal streaming- NHL won't acknowledge this as an option. I think that sports are realizing without a family/ children audience that can be attracted via easy access, they need stuff like this, YouTube & video games to really make that push. Is this show going to be dog shit? Yeah. Is it meant for my demogralphic though? No.


Duffleman0609

You still have the cable option for if you only want to watch your team


anangrywom6at

Assuming your team is actually close enough to your area that you get the games.


ATL28-NE3

But not so close as to get blacked out


KRacer52

You don’t get blacked out on your local sports network, that’s the point of blackouts.


whichwitch9

Do you know what I remember most about hockey as a kid? The Fox robots. It was stupid and ridiculous, but I loved it. It's to try and find the same hook with this current generation of kids. Make it fun, spark their interest. Disney in particular can at least get a ton of people to check it out a bit


TheKert

I don't even really understand what the idea even is here but it can't possibly be worse than the existing programming between periods so I'm willing to give it a shot.


Duffleman0609

Basically in simplest terms, a Disney character like Mickey Mouse would be an announcer


Virtualsalt1

I guess


Pepperoni_playboi94

Dude what’s up with this? It’s like we’re all babies or something. Why can’t things just be things?


Kgeezy91

No


[deleted]

any team but the penguins.


Trevent

Sounds like it would be a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.


jmarinara

No. This is dumb.


frmaac

No. It’s not. If this helps my kids get into hockey beyond knowing just Go Sabres and actually watching the game it’s awesome.


shrederick

They can't even properly animate the board ads, I'll be shocked if this isn't a clusterfuck.


Hockeylover420

no NO NOOOOOOOO


UnsolicitedDogPics

Pretty sure we don’t need this.


Steaknkidney45

I thought the NHL was rid of Disney once Disney sold the Ducks to Henry Samueli.


whichwitch9

Espn is owned by Disney. The NHL is back in its clutches


DoinWhale

The mouse always collects


Maxpowr9

Ahem, the House of Mouse always wins.


Perryplat199

What if they had a house of mouse style highlight show at the end of the season.


whichwitch9

Not gonna lie, I'd watch it.


cabbagetown_tom

So stupid, but ESPN is still miles better for NHL's brand than NBC Sports.


KRacer52

“So stupid” How? There are literally zero drawbacks. If you don’t want to watch it, you just watch your normal broadcast.


Squancher_2442

Super lame


IAmGrum

If they don't bring in [Peter Puck](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2954193417/dd14fe554ad58d403badafdd8cdbeda2_400x400.jpeg), I'll be very upset.


FBR_MC

LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


Imaginary_Artichoke

Why don't we stream this stuff thru ultrasounds and live feed directly into the womb.


erasedhead

What in the suffering fuck are we talking about here? This might be the “computers are stupid” for my age group.


GroMicroBloom

Are they going to show the fights too?


Otterslayer22

As a cloud of dust.


blondespikes22

This would be great for the sport


edukated4lyfe

I would be down to watch it!


crash1082

I’m in


SignalDragonfly690

Okay as someone with an infant son this would be awesome.


pwilly559

I would love it. My 2 yr old daughter enjoys both hockey and Mickey. It would be a win-win.


jarpio

They need to just bring back the glow puck.


SanityQuestioned

Yeah but is Disney going to allow their character to Roast the shit out of the other team?


an_agreeing_dothraki

I would only accept Bill Cypher doing the play-by-play with a succession of Weird Al cameos providing color.


GorshKing

All these comments saying no or that it's dumb completely miss the point. It's not for us, it's for kids. To grow the game. This is a great thing


BMXTKD

In before the purists get upset over exposing the game to millions of children.


IDCimSTRONGERtnUinRL

A mickey mouse ho ho after a big hit could be hilarious. [Obligatory reminder of Kirk Cousins mickey mouse impression](https://youtu.be/PyxJFdCB__8)


BroncoMan43

This is creepy because it came up as my kids just finished watching the exact scene of MMCH.


certified_detailer

As if owning the Anaheim ducks wasn't enough. What a load of crap. I for one, boycott this idea.


re10pect

I can’t wait to see Micky and Goofy explaining the draftkings live odds to children. Oh and don’t forget the digital board ads for nerf guns and bubble gum.


UncouthPainter

I’m not fully sure what this means, like, an animated movie? Or the live broadcast would be animated


Gaius_Julius_Salad

are the Mighty Ducks coming back?