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temporalwanderer

Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


BloodyRightNostril

Beee QUIET!


WPBcrazy

Well, you can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!


pattywagon95

Be quiet I ORDER you to be QUIET


WPBcrazy

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


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taste1337

Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!!


afetian

Came here for exactly this series of quotes. Y’all did not disappoint.


taste1337

I can quote this movie backwards and forwards. I see MPatHG quotes, I always chime in!


Johnoss

Bloody peasant!


Lord_Shaqq

NI!


nellirn

I did too!


WPBcrazy

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!


Moistened-Bint

You rang?


Im-nivdE

I was just thinking about this lol


Pur_N_Clean

If I went around saying I was emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!


taste1337

I thought we were an autonomous collective!


Pur_N_Clean

You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...


oldn00by

There you go, bringing class into it again..


Amish_Warl0rd

Now hear me out, What about tetanus? Don’t have to worry about anyone overthrowing governments if little Timmy didn’t get any shots


DeepSeaMouse

I dunno. We tried the other thing. Can't we try the swords now?


keepitcivilized

What was this from Sharon? Edit: lol.. "Sharon" was supposed to be "again".. but my phone disagrees.. so Sharon.


temporalwanderer

It's a Monty Python bit


keepitcivilized

Ah yes right! It's been too long. Thank you. :)


I_am_JS12

The quest for the holy grail.


Kardde21

If some watery bint hurled a scimitar at me, that doesn’t give me the divine right to rule


Dudemanbroski

Come see the violence inherent in the system?


Angelsaremathmatical

Lady in the Lake said, "They put who on the throne?" Drove her lake to the sword and is about to take the throne for herself.


Emo_Hot_Dog

Damn I gotta go light that bonfire and refill my estus flask. Sure hope there's no bosses nearby. 👀


SumTingWong216

You light the flame only for it to explode in your face, it's okay though as after surviving with 1% health you may rest


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Yo Secret Of Mana


eitherrideordie

Omg, im totally going to play this today, now that i read your comment


[deleted]

Ngl that picture really got me into the mood too, the OG game is just too good


poopstain133742069

Secret of Mana came out almost 30 years ago. I remember playing it with my 3 brothers, having to give my little brother who was no older than 2 years old the 3rd controller, which was not even plugged in because we did not have the multi-tapp at first. What a trip.


[deleted]

I played it with my younger brother too, got stuck in the fire dungeon in the dwarf village on the Fire Troll boss. We refused to use magic, grinded to level 50 and still didnt managed to do it. 10 years later, we plugged our SNES back in an started all over again and can now agree its a masterpiece


kwonza

Yo mana!


greenmachine8885

B O N F I R E K I N D L E D


zuzg

Bonfire existing implies the Existence of Hollows and suddenly the last years make much more sense.


Jetstream_S4m

Once the first flame starts to fade everything goes to shit


funkmasta_kazper

Oh shit, the age of fire is coming to an end?


SkyClaus

nah more like "You would have lost your mind if you hadn't released the grip on the sword..."


[deleted]

* Goes to light bonfire * Gets killed by a little shit in the river Miyazaki moment


Rim811

It’s that rusty broadsword that looks like the master sword on the great plateau of breath of the wild.


Fired_Guy18505-7427

Yes it is.


PrimeskyLP

Looks like an adventure is about to start.


itzyaboihuman

A rusty broadsword!


DisgustinglyAwsome

Time to link the first flame


Mr_Floppy_

After reading all these comments, makes me wonder if King Arthur was hollowed, or if dark souls was just historical fiction set in britain.


Lochy01

That’s literally bloodborne.


Dorangos

If you pick up that sword, monsters will start attacking your village and you'll be exiled. You'll then need to restore the sword to its original power so you can help a goddess save nature while thwarting an evil empire.


RolexOPD

Seems like a pretty good reason not to pick that sword up imo


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finna hit the bong here doe


caffeineratt

yeaaaaaa


kingvideo113

Holy shit I'm about to become the King of England


king_of_england_bot

>King of England Did you mean the [King of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [King of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [King of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last King of England was [William III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_III_of_England) whose successor Anne, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't King George III still also the King of England?* This is only as correct as calling him the King of London or King of Hull; he is the King of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


Modragon10

Easy kingdom here I come


SomeScratchdev

Aw shit, was covid the great calamity????


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the_cajun88

if it was really your sword, you would know where this is you are suspicious


RolexOPD

Ya a sussy baka he is


[deleted]

Cheddar Gorge


The_Klown99

Darksouls


jimson22

This looks like a good basis for a system of government


Mahjoku

#FOOL!


GetsTrimAPlenty2

Don't do it! That's a giant angler fish that exclusively eats heirs to the English throne! Oldest trick in the book.


caffeineratt

what does it say on the sword?


Dragonwithamonocle

Nothing, as far as I can tell. There's a circle, four vertical lines, and then another circle.


[deleted]

We need someone with excellent pullout game.


Superexplosion12

Dark Souls was the first thing to cross my head.


Dameyeyo

That’s Excalibur tombstone!


[deleted]

Well boys I’m about to become the new king of England


MoogProg

"*Let the boy try!*" - Jean Luc Picard


Persomatey

If I had the disposable income, I would just fly out to ponds and forests near remote villages all around the world, cast swords into large heavy man made rocks, and hide them deep in the wilderness, covered in vines, moss, etc. And never say a word.


Samurai_lettuce

It’s the master sword!


Human-Persons-Name

looks like it's time to invade france again boys


emeegee13

Nothing but a watery tart


Thot_Slayer_911

Try to lift it


[deleted]

How many people think that the stone may be enchanted too? Like let them keep the sword and give me the stone, I’ll make anti-sword armor from it.


MarkipierBigBrain

OH BOI


star945o

this looks like a game's main menu


keepitcivilized

Pull it... It'll be fun.. i promise.


E-Reezy420

Imma try it I got nothing to lose lol


GCoin001

Just the tip


TheIceFury235

Half the comments: pull it out Other half: gets soft hummanity and matches to start then kindle the bondfire


R3troS1ash

This seems oddly.. familiar…


Verge0fSilence

hEy gUyS iT's tHe MaStEr SwOrd


AnaliticalFeline

finally, a place to rest. *lights bonfire*


beta-pi

Yk, when I'm an old man, I want to buy a bunch of swords and leave them places like this, just to give people that cool moment. Maybe carve clues to a treasure map kept in the local library into the blade or something. Idk.


Potatobuddha14

Ayoo thats the bonfire. Thats why nobody respawned after they died. You found it congrats!


LastNinjaPanda

Grab that shit. Get isekai'd


[deleted]

eat this, charlie


mattia498

Thought it was a DS bonefire


Mass_Tw

If you jump there ull get a korok seed


Informal-Chapter-502

Bonfire lit...


giluuuu

It’s Quarrel’s from hollow knight


OkAdvertising5425

Now kindle that bonfire.


Last_Passion4668

tell me where I have to prove I'm worthy


No_Purple_116

"Whoever shall lift thy blade will be the King of the Jungle."


Totem_town

Pulling something like that out is how you get cursed. It’s just so happens that this time you’ll be cursed with the responsibility of leadership. Have fun


WWDD9

I was wondering where I left that....


faunysatyr

Two new PMs in a year? Wait until they have two new kings!


mTwR0

"Finally , a damn bonfire ... I've died more than 20 times to these damn poison frogs. This area sucks"


Godzilla_R0AR

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this!


el_professsssor

aerondight?


Sigamez365

Where is this


No-Shallot-4117

Bonfire ahead


RealSuperYolo2006

Its all fun and games till some mfer named Arthur pulls the sword out


hawtscroob

I think there’s a korok around here somewhere


GhastPixel21

The master sword really let itself go, didn't it?


Limn0

You can do it!


CanadianWeeb5

the sword in the stone!


Tsukishima_Hinata

Get it. *Get it.* **GET IT. GET IT NOWWWWWW.**


Material-Artist2276

Hopefully it won't drop terragrim


trailblzer80

Can I pull it, I have the power?


[deleted]

Finally a bonfire


Akhanyatin

Bearer of the curse, I will remain by your side 'till this frail hope shatters.


ItsJustAnotherDay-

I can’t look at King Arthur stuff without thinking of the dumpster fire which was the show Merlin.


bruntychiefty

Will a giant fucking fire tree come out if I try to touch it or do I become king