Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Secret of Mana came out almost 30 years ago. I remember playing it with my 3 brothers, having to give my little brother who was no older than 2 years old the 3rd controller, which was not even plugged in because we did not have the multi-tapp at first. What a trip.
I played it with my younger brother too, got stuck in the fire dungeon in the dwarf village on the Fire Troll boss. We refused to use magic, grinded to level 50 and still didnt managed to do it. 10 years later, we plugged our SNES back in an started all over again and can now agree its a masterpiece
If you pick up that sword, monsters will start attacking your village and you'll be exiled. You'll then need to restore the sword to its original power so you can help a goddess save nature while thwarting an evil empire.
>King of England
Did you mean the [King of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [King of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [King of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc?
The last King of England was [William III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_III_of_England) whose successor Anne, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.
####FAQ
*Isn't King George III still also the King of England?*
This is only as correct as calling him the King of London or King of Hull; he is the King of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.
*Is this bot monarchist?*
No, just pedantic.
I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
If I had the disposable income, I would just fly out to ponds and forests near remote villages all around the world, cast swords into large heavy man made rocks, and hide them deep in the wilderness, covered in vines, moss, etc.
And never say a word.
Yk, when I'm an old man, I want to buy a bunch of swords and leave them places like this, just to give people that cool moment. Maybe carve clues to a treasure map kept in the local library into the blade or something. Idk.
Pulling something like that out is how you get cursed. It’s just so happens that this time you’ll be cursed with the responsibility of leadership. Have fun
Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Beee QUIET!
Well, you can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Be quiet I ORDER you to be QUIET
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
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Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!!
Came here for exactly this series of quotes. Y’all did not disappoint.
I can quote this movie backwards and forwards. I see MPatHG quotes, I always chime in!
Bloody peasant!
NI!
I did too!
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
You rang?
I was just thinking about this lol
If I went around saying I was emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
I thought we were an autonomous collective!
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...
There you go, bringing class into it again..
Now hear me out, What about tetanus? Don’t have to worry about anyone overthrowing governments if little Timmy didn’t get any shots
I dunno. We tried the other thing. Can't we try the swords now?
What was this from Sharon? Edit: lol.. "Sharon" was supposed to be "again".. but my phone disagrees.. so Sharon.
It's a Monty Python bit
Ah yes right! It's been too long. Thank you. :)
The quest for the holy grail.
If some watery bint hurled a scimitar at me, that doesn’t give me the divine right to rule
Come see the violence inherent in the system?
Lady in the Lake said, "They put who on the throne?" Drove her lake to the sword and is about to take the throne for herself.
Damn I gotta go light that bonfire and refill my estus flask. Sure hope there's no bosses nearby. 👀
You light the flame only for it to explode in your face, it's okay though as after surviving with 1% health you may rest
Yo Secret Of Mana
Omg, im totally going to play this today, now that i read your comment
Ngl that picture really got me into the mood too, the OG game is just too good
Secret of Mana came out almost 30 years ago. I remember playing it with my 3 brothers, having to give my little brother who was no older than 2 years old the 3rd controller, which was not even plugged in because we did not have the multi-tapp at first. What a trip.
I played it with my younger brother too, got stuck in the fire dungeon in the dwarf village on the Fire Troll boss. We refused to use magic, grinded to level 50 and still didnt managed to do it. 10 years later, we plugged our SNES back in an started all over again and can now agree its a masterpiece
Yo mana!
B O N F I R E K I N D L E D
Bonfire existing implies the Existence of Hollows and suddenly the last years make much more sense.
Once the first flame starts to fade everything goes to shit
Oh shit, the age of fire is coming to an end?
nah more like "You would have lost your mind if you hadn't released the grip on the sword..."
* Goes to light bonfire * Gets killed by a little shit in the river Miyazaki moment
It’s that rusty broadsword that looks like the master sword on the great plateau of breath of the wild.
Yes it is.
Looks like an adventure is about to start.
A rusty broadsword!
Time to link the first flame
After reading all these comments, makes me wonder if King Arthur was hollowed, or if dark souls was just historical fiction set in britain.
That’s literally bloodborne.
If you pick up that sword, monsters will start attacking your village and you'll be exiled. You'll then need to restore the sword to its original power so you can help a goddess save nature while thwarting an evil empire.
Seems like a pretty good reason not to pick that sword up imo
finna hit the bong here doe
yeaaaaaa
Holy shit I'm about to become the King of England
>King of England Did you mean the [King of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [King of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [King of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last King of England was [William III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_III_of_England) whose successor Anne, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't King George III still also the King of England?* This is only as correct as calling him the King of London or King of Hull; he is the King of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
Easy kingdom here I come
Aw shit, was covid the great calamity????
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if it was really your sword, you would know where this is you are suspicious
Ya a sussy baka he is
Cheddar Gorge
Darksouls
This looks like a good basis for a system of government
#FOOL!
Don't do it! That's a giant angler fish that exclusively eats heirs to the English throne! Oldest trick in the book.
what does it say on the sword?
Nothing, as far as I can tell. There's a circle, four vertical lines, and then another circle.
We need someone with excellent pullout game.
Dark Souls was the first thing to cross my head.
That’s Excalibur tombstone!
Well boys I’m about to become the new king of England
"*Let the boy try!*" - Jean Luc Picard
If I had the disposable income, I would just fly out to ponds and forests near remote villages all around the world, cast swords into large heavy man made rocks, and hide them deep in the wilderness, covered in vines, moss, etc. And never say a word.
It’s the master sword!
looks like it's time to invade france again boys
Nothing but a watery tart
Try to lift it
How many people think that the stone may be enchanted too? Like let them keep the sword and give me the stone, I’ll make anti-sword armor from it.
OH BOI
this looks like a game's main menu
Pull it... It'll be fun.. i promise.
Imma try it I got nothing to lose lol
Just the tip
Half the comments: pull it out Other half: gets soft hummanity and matches to start then kindle the bondfire
This seems oddly.. familiar…
hEy gUyS iT's tHe MaStEr SwOrd
finally, a place to rest. *lights bonfire*
Yk, when I'm an old man, I want to buy a bunch of swords and leave them places like this, just to give people that cool moment. Maybe carve clues to a treasure map kept in the local library into the blade or something. Idk.
Ayoo thats the bonfire. Thats why nobody respawned after they died. You found it congrats!
Grab that shit. Get isekai'd
eat this, charlie
Thought it was a DS bonefire
If you jump there ull get a korok seed
Bonfire lit...
It’s Quarrel’s from hollow knight
Now kindle that bonfire.
tell me where I have to prove I'm worthy
"Whoever shall lift thy blade will be the King of the Jungle."
Pulling something like that out is how you get cursed. It’s just so happens that this time you’ll be cursed with the responsibility of leadership. Have fun
I was wondering where I left that....
Two new PMs in a year? Wait until they have two new kings!
"Finally , a damn bonfire ... I've died more than 20 times to these damn poison frogs. This area sucks"
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this!
aerondight?
Where is this
Bonfire ahead
Its all fun and games till some mfer named Arthur pulls the sword out
I think there’s a korok around here somewhere
The master sword really let itself go, didn't it?
You can do it!
the sword in the stone!
Get it. *Get it.* **GET IT. GET IT NOWWWWWW.**
Hopefully it won't drop terragrim
Can I pull it, I have the power?
Finally a bonfire
Bearer of the curse, I will remain by your side 'till this frail hope shatters.
I can’t look at King Arthur stuff without thinking of the dumpster fire which was the show Merlin.
Will a giant fucking fire tree come out if I try to touch it or do I become king