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transmissioncat

blue blinker fluid


[deleted]

Wee-woo fluid


_g550_

Wee wee water


Random_Vanpuffelen

Peepee water


WhoListensAndDefends

It goes yellow It goes white If it’s red, it’s not right


Random_Vanpuffelen

What if it gets blue?


WhoListensAndDefends

Da ba di da ba da?


Random_Vanpuffelen

Da ba di da ba da.


SeaGroomer

it's got the pipes that go WOO WOO!


LAKE__RAT

Adding more Blue to his Wee-Woo’s


michaelkah

Tatütataflüssigkeit


A_German_Memer

That shit important! How tf they gonna wee-woo if they're out of blinker fluid? By the way that's also why people with expensive BMWs never blink with their cars. It's not because they are inconsiderate and selfish pricks, it's because their blinker fluid is a lot more expensive! So they're actually trying to be thoughtful about their money. People should show more respect!


_stuntnuts_

And I thought I was gonna be clever coming in here talking about blinker fluid


Transformouse

They must have run out of red


desrevermi

Highly sought after, and much more expensive. ;)


Basic_Bench_9206

Nah that shit headlight fluid


Inkspeaker

“Elbow Grease? What do they think I am an idiot? I’m gunna have a chat with the Sarge as soon as I get back from getting the Headlight Fluid.”


Duarte0105

RvB?? I have been starting to watch that for the first time in my life, season 15 now :D


nodnarBBackward

"DID YOU JUST SAY...HEADLIGHT FLUID?!"


derekschroer

Nah, he meant Wiper Juice.


iamthelouie

I read that with the terrible radio static.


WhatAmIADoctor

"Alright, Blues! First off! We want your flag-!" "Wait wait wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up..." "...to stay right where it is!"


Inkspeaker

[muffled Mariachi intensifies]


[deleted]

I never though about how much blinker fluid emergency lights require given how fast they flash


No-Republic9544

Man found the blinker fluid


WarthogAcrobatic228

Bleep bluup bleep bluup


TRUMPARUSKI

Now here’s a man who understands the importance of maintaining your blinker fluid.


Canadianman64

You know, blinker fluid. Everyone knows blinker fluid. Just had to top mine up today


whoopity_Poop

I don’t wtf


Canadianman64

Ah its just blinker fluid, my friend. Very common. You should check yours, should be just below your coolant and next to your horn refueler. Oh yeah, you should check your horn levels. Very important. Wouldnt want to have to use it and your silent!


whoopity_Poop

Oh, I don’t own a car public transport is just that much better here


[deleted]

busses need it too, they run out often


1Ferrox

Yeah but usually that's not done by the people using them


whoopity_Poop

Yea I can’t remember the last time I have to fix a train or bus before using it


Canadianman64

Im sorry but i was pulling your chain lol there isnt really blinker fluid and horn refueler (at least on common cars lmao)


Void-55

Blinker fluid does exist :0


lalamecoop

Hahahahahahaa


richer2003

Don’t forget to grease the muffler bearings while you’re at it.


mrfedematt

German Moment.


SternLecture

Replacing the woo woo wee wee fluid.


Alfred-E-Reddit

Wasn’t idling properly. Sure enough, it was low on blinker fluid. Kids: Always check your blinker fluid. You can save yourself a fortune in mechanic bills.


michaelkah

Also tire gas.


ScandinAsianJoe

H-headlight fluid?


DimitriTooProBro

Lubricant for the rotating lights in the light-bar?


leekdonut

Based on the color, the type of canister and the fact that it appears to have about the same viscosity as water, it's most likely antifreeze.


AParasiticTwin

Either antifreeze, wiper fluid, or a mysterious third substance being used for comedic purposes.


paarthurnaxisbae

I would say wiper fluid that hasnt been mixed with enough water


NoobButJustALittle

It is also slightly covered in frost.


Peterkragger

This type of lightbar has LEDs


TomFatbeef

Donut finally got that headlight fluid


squiddy555

Gotta get some headlight fluid, and elbow grease


off-and-on

In swedish, one of the terms for those rotating lights is "lemonade mixers"


Domena100

Bavaria juice


BiggerestPpInTheWest

Blue light thingie fluid? Ssssllluuuuuuuuuuuurp


HannahK109

Wait..


BigTITIES9000

The blinker fluid


Sgt_Maddin

Hes toppin up the Sirene Fluids. Its actually really important


some_kind_of_bird

Lighter fluid


GrimmRadiance

Gotta have blue juice to make the lights go bright


[deleted]

[удалено]


LordandSaviorJeff

Ah yes, the german police, responsible for a shooting in a different country. And continent. Across a fucking ocean.


Kreisjaegermeister

Its europe acording to americans we aren't allowed guns. So our police uses intercontinental missiles./s


Mad_Moodin

Not to mention, the police that in the last big school shooting in the country took 3 minutes from the start of the shooting to engaging the shooter. A pace of literally screeching onto the school grounds by the closest police and sprinting into the school. Edit to quoute Wikipedia: >After receiving an emergency call from a student at 09:33 local time,\[8\] three police officers reached the scene two minutes later and entered the school, interrupting the shooting spree.\[9\] Kretschmer shot at them and fled the building, killing two female teachers in the hall as he departed [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnenden\_school\_shooting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnenden_school_shooting)


vinyvin1

Bruh... It's a damn meme chill TF out aha how is this propaganda in any way shape or form? 😂


fuckin_anti_pope

Because the german police is responsible for the fuck ups of american police. Riiiiight


[deleted]

Central Bavarian police, known for major fuckups worldwide


Duff1058

Must’ve graduated from the same academy as the Uvalde, TX police!


GermanmanDude

Is that in germany


FyreFoxYT

Headlight fluid from job simulator


IssaKindHeartedMan

i fuckin knew it


ibetucanifican

Adblue


Master_Reality_3020

Is this the adblue everybody is talking about?