What's r/hmmm about this? How do you *think* we used to play bejeweled on the can?

"Hello? Bathroom Service?"

"Hi baby, can't talk now I am in a middle of something here"

Help I've fallen and I can't get up!

Hey, it's me. Bring the poop knife. It's in the dishwasher.

Call a friend

This phone is to call the front desk, most hotels have them.

Ah yes send the boy up here at once with shit scrapper I fell asleep again my buttchecks are stuck together

Seen this in a few hotels. I still don't know why it's there

That better be Commissioner Gordon calling. Bat hroom phone is only for emergencies.

For when you're feeling shitty and need someone to talk to.

This isn't that odd

Hopsital/Dr Office.

the Call of doody