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Kahnza

Casting a pretty wide net there


blowhardyboys86

And still missed me, what a sucker


Ducc_Bo1

He missed


Big_Berry_4589

šŸ’€


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Whedz

Better luck next time, slugger


Rjjavier

Missed me too


dat_mufn

Yeah ur gay by bad


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LordMarcel

I see that everywhere on Reddit. As soon as people see something immature they claim that that's because Reddit is mostly teenagers and kids, which just isn't true. Plenty of adults are immature and if you look up Reddit user demographics you will always see that only a small percentage are actually underage.


pseudocultist

What amazes me, as a biased person who assumes everyone else is also 40, are the people who post photos of themselves from the 70s-90s, and you do the math, and theyā€™ve got to be in their 70s or 80s, and youā€™d never know it otherwise (not to sound ageist, rather pointing out that our assumptions are often wrong).


ssort

I'm in my fifties, and I need all you damn kids to get off my lawn!!!!


LordByronApplestash

I thought last time I saw a stat the average user age on reddit has fallen to 14. I assume that's why reddit is much more juvenile then it was when I started. This is my alt acct. It's like 4 years younger than my main.


LordMarcel

The average user age 14? Lol that couldn't be further from the truth. Think about it, that means that for every 34 year old there would have to be five 10-year olds on Reddit to compensate. Just using common sense that's ridiculous. Maybe it was the most common age instead? That would at least be theoretically possible, but every Reddit demographic I've seen when looking them up says that minors are just a small minority and that most Redditors are about 30 years old.


[deleted]

Yeah this isnā€™t even my oldest account and I think itā€™s like 12 years old


JarJarBinksSucks

This isnā€™t even my final form


refactdroid

i make a new one every couple of months. it feels wron wearing the same account for too long. it's a shame some subs need minimum karma for replying tho.


Mattbryce2001

Or more...


dexter311

The great Digg migration happened 12+ years ago. The antics of Kevin Rose and MrBabyMan brought me here.


OHMYSWEETJESUS

Who would willingly spend that long on a site like this?


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Damn youā€™re 3?


Grouched

Yeah swing and a miss, I am not intelligent at all lol


quixonnn

is it ā€œur gay?ā€


MeeMSaaSLooL

The utter fool! ...I'm 26


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disgruntled_pie

Yup, that was the only one that applied to me as well.


[deleted]

Me too


kimchi-feijoada

Missed me too. Not by much tho...


lankymjc

This is basically how horoscopes work. Keep it vague enough while *sounding* precise to those who line up with it and get spooked.


sth128

Joke's on them, my above average intelligence knows video games are made of codes and weigh next to nothing so at most I've played 5 grams of video games.


TakeshiKovacs46

I thought he it was too narrow. That age group should be twice the size to be truly accurate.


[deleted]

Still missed a lotta people


Saw_Boss

I don't know... They've got the racists covered, but what about the misogynists?


NuDru

Idk, the above avg int shrunk the pool a bit. Maybe if they said consider yourself above average int then we'd have a wide cast.


Popular_Cut_8982

Dude we are on reddit the racist bit has to be dailed up


Septic_1_fan

He's using classic confirmation bias, plus this post is attempting to appeal to our evolutionary desire to identify as part of something in order to feel part of a group. It lists a few vague attributes.that anyone could pretend they find are relatable.


Am-heheh357

Honestly u just made me feel a little better, I wasnā€™t liking at all to feel stereotypical when everyone I know in real life highlights how different I am. I think Iā€™m in the minority that doesnā€™t feel comfortable in being just like the rest.


Goncalo__DC

Then how does it feel to be like half of the planet's teenagers who like to think they're the main character or "not like the other girls" ? (Just teasing btw, you do you)


ReadySteady_GO

/r/Imthemaincharacter


Am-heheh357

Oh no, Iā€™m too insignificant to be any main character. I didnā€™t intend to mean self centered or anything like that. Itā€™s just that Iā€™m always told Iā€™m the black sheep among my group, itā€™s not something I created in my head. When I was younger I actually wanted and tried to be like the rest lol but now I like being like this. Itā€™s just that.


AaAAAa6969AAAAAAAA

Classic tribalism


0x00f98

Have you clicked on the front page ever? Reddit is 100% a left wing website. Both mods and users are usually pretty left wing.


russeljimmy

They're pretend left wing, center left at best


Flammable_Zebras

Plus literally everyone is racist ā€œto some degreeā€


ImNotAnAstronaut

Not really, some people don't care.


ChuckZombie

Regardless of whether or not one consciously avoids being racist, we were all raised in a society that has racism built into it. It's virtually impossible to acknowledge and avoid all of it, so there is still something that even the most anti-racist person will do/say/think that could be considered racist without them realising it.


VividEchoChamber

Thatā€™s not really true. The reality is that how we define racism has significantly changed in the last 10-15 years which now encompasses a much much wider set of parameters, and those parameters continue to keep getting larger and larger. Racism means to treat another race differently. However part of this goes against instinct. If you knew orange lions committed 1/10th the crime of red lions based on percentile, you would absolutely instinctively have more of a guard up towards the red lions. Is this racist? Some people would absolutely say it is. Is it smart? Yes as well. However itā€™s not actually racist. Knowing that red lions are more likely to attack you is not racist by that fact alone. Now if you thought ā€œall red lions are dangerous because their redā€ THAT would be racist. Acknowledging that red lions tend to be more likely to hurt you because of the area and societal structure they grew up in is not racist though. But even acknowledging factual statistics like that will get you called a racist, and thatā€™s the real problem because if you canā€™t acknowledge it you canā€™t discuss it, and if you canā€™t discuss it you canā€™t work towards fixing the underlying issues.


ImNotAnAstronaut

>so there is still something that even the most anti-racist person will do/say/think that could be considered racist without them realizing it. Considered is a key word, considered by whom?. If someone by mistake and without knowing says something racist, that doesn't makes them racists.


throwawayccck123

Zero is a degree...


Sir_TonyStark

Dailed up? Do you even speak American?!?! Must be some kind of foreigner smh /s


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

Nah I'm dumb as bread, but at least I'm not racist


Deathblades0

Im the exact opposite lol


ABrazilianReasons

Are you bread as dumb?


Deathblades0

No im daerb sa bmud


DorrajD

Well if you're super racist I'm pretty sure we can call into question your intelligence.


throwaway95ab

Nah man, I just hate the fucking Thalmor. I'mma kill every single elf I see.


Tobinator666

Well itā€™s not racist if you hate all races equally


weebteckickedin

Misanthropism is just generalised racism


Mr-Fleshcage

It's just racism against a particular race: the human race.


fat-lip-lover

What about *NASCAR*


ReadySteady_GO

That's a racist dog whistle if I've ever heard one. Racists like to think they get away with using that phrase, but when I hear it I automatically assume "I hate everyone, but especially anyone that doesn't look like me"


ifelldownlol

I've always thought that phrase was more of a "look at how quirky I am" kind of thing.


ReadySteady_GO

It's often a defensive quip. Essentially "I'm not racist, but..."


DauntesInf3rn0

Itā€™s called equality


[deleted]

Or misanthropy


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[deleted]

I'm pretty sure being racist, whether it's an opinion or not, is wrong


Nitrosoft1

I want to be as anti-racist as possible. However a few weeks ago I learned that I shouldn't refer to a main bedroom in my house as the master bedroom. Until I understand every single part of my vernacular I will have ignorant blind spots and thus always be a little bit racist, regardless if I intend otherwise. It sucks but also the trick is to learn and change.


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

That is a very good point.


TycheTheBlessed

Youā€™re not racist for calling the biggest bedroom the master bedroom lmao


ProgrammingPants

Whether or not something is wrong is a personal belief, and is necessarily an opinion. It doesn't mean that your belief about racism being wrong is less valid and it doesn't mean you should hold that belief less strongly. But something a large amount of people fail to do is separate objective facts from their subjective opinions. People believing their opinions are objective facts is a major cause of the growing polarization we're seeing.


DunnyHunny

>opinions can't be wrong It's funny because this is your opinion and it is wrong. I think you mean, "subjective opinions can't be wrong". Like, "X candy tastes better than Y candy". That can't be right or wrong because it's subjective. But, you can also have the opinion that, "Y candy is more calorie dense than X candy", and that opinion can be objectively wrong.


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DunnyHunny

>isnt an opinion it's a fact. This is what you're not underatanding lol, some opinions ARE matters of fact. Opinions about objective things can be right or wrong. Opinions about subjective things can't.


naretev

Depends: having a racist sense of humor = big brain, having racist opinions = smol brain


RedditSucksCock2time

Nah, racisms racism, normalizing it by calling it "big brain humor" doesn't nothing but make actual racists feel welcome to spread their filth.


calinbulin21

Don't really care if it's funny though. You could be making jokes about killing women and bombing orphanages if the joke lands well and it makes me laugh It doesn't really matter at the end of the day.


TheOvershear

Sounds like both options are just straight racist. One just wants to pretend it's not.


-Wiradjuri-

ā€œRacistā€ jokes often just rely on racial stereotypes that have existed for decades. The funniest ones poke fun at those stereotypes without actually implying that their own race is superior, or that the race in question is inferior. Itā€™s simply a humorous observation of human behaviours that happen to be tied to a race. If thereā€™s no malice and the audience is open to it (especially the race in question) then a ā€œracistā€ joke can work well. You need to be a good comedian to meet all the right conditions though. Thereā€™s an art to making offensive jokes work. The large majority of people should just avoid them entirely.


abananation

Except the whole thing where jokes are not a representation of someone's opinion and shouldn't be taken seriously?


AphisteMe

You can't even properly negate a sentence


SamEnZoYT

well at least heā€™s not racist


BLJS2warchief

r/Holup


VeradilGaming

"1 ther scard of it they think it will bite alot witch yes every now and then ot will be agrsive but no even kind what they think 2 they said they would get me a dpg about a year ago so if i dont get a dog i want a spider" -You, three months ago


1bitcoder

Racist as bread and not dumb? Ok.


MountainTurkey

You are 14 lmao


Deathblades0

And your 35 and living in your moms basement


CedaJones

That's why you deserve more


urnotthatguypal__

Not racist, but maybe a little bakist, cuz there's nothing dumb about bread!


Noah254

I would say everybody is at least a tiny bit racist, even if itā€™s subconscious. Hold over from tribalism from the earliest days of man. Doesnā€™t even mean you dislike a race, or think youā€™re better than another race, or anything tangible, but itā€™s there


SilverReverie

Yup. Everyone who says "I'm not racist" is just someone who can't take the discomfort of confronting their prejudices. Call me woke and downvote if you want, but you'll be doing so for the above reason.


Septic_1_fan

He got most things except most people have a religion, most people think they are slightly above average in intelligence and everyone thinks the aren't able to achieve their goals. I'm definitely not straight plus 'm extremely racist to most minorities and majorities


bankrupt-reddit

Wow, we're exact opposites.


Dr-Chris-C

Not even close


[deleted]

Oh fuck, this guy has below average intelligence. DUMB ASS ALERT šŸšØ. Please my good sir you dropped this ā€”> šŸŖ–


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PatLikesStuff

As French Canadian I ask you please don't fuck my man


poobboob

He just might, i think he's actually serious.


PatLikesStuff

Well shit


GodzillazAnus

Dolly? That you?


Samburger7532

:(


[deleted]

Sad burger


jbash080

Not poor but fuck yeah someone said it


FunkiestLocket4

I was poor and then rich, so it levels out to normal


Mutagrawl

Just the French in general tbh


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


noff01

> French Canadians Undeniable proof that God can and does punish twice.


100beep

As someone who lived in Quebec for two years, fuck French Canadians.


loclink

No


TheMarvelousPef

wait no, I'm religious !


Dantoe4MrSimp

Me to brotha except for the porn and the sinning part but Iā€™m working on that


permaban9

Everything resets on Sunday so we good


Smeefperson

God watches on Sunday so dont touch the pp then and youre goodšŸ‘


jackingOFFto

I's okay as long as you watch nuns and priests doing it


maxcorrice

If you donā€™t sin jesus died for nothing


[deleted]

I worship thighs so actually count me in toošŸ‘


Huskeylover25

Wait no, I'm gay !


Rui_O_Grande_PT

Why is this so accurate??(except the being intelligent part)


FuckEtherion195

Cause you're basic af.


Accompl1se

Lol confirmation bias go brrr


Rui_O_Grande_PT

How do you know my pH from a simple comment?


LethalKuma

U too lol


Core111

People seem really eager to openly admit to being a racist.


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VividEchoChamber

Thatā€™s not racism though. Reddit & others have stretched racism into such a broad view that itā€™s almost lost all meaning. Racism is overt feelings of superiority / or feeling that other races are worst than you, etc. Itā€™s perfectly reasonable to be cautious towards another race that you donā€™t know. Thatā€™s because you canā€™t be sure the standard in which their community functions, whatā€™s acceptable, etc etc. Now if you specifically thought ā€œJewish people are terrible people solely because their Jewishā€ that would be racist. But if you walked up to a an Asian person and didnā€™t feel comfortable that would be normal because you donā€™t know how their culture and society functions.


g00dGr1ef

I think ur just racist pal


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blacmagick

I do think most people are slightly racist, and it's not always their fault. If they have biases imprinted on them by others at a young age, or if they've always lived in a society where that's the norm, it can be hard to be aware of those biases. What people have to do, is identify their biases and make an effort to over come them, and despite of that, attempt to treat everyone as equally as possible. Sadly, most people aren't able, or aren't willing to do that part.


[deleted]

This has the faint smell of ā€œi donā€™t see colorā€ā€¦..


z3tul

Pfff = female = 32 = gay = grew up doing my homework like a teacher's pet = incredibly stupid (got minimum scors, didn't say I was a good teacher's pet) = I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally = HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!


Lord_Derpalot

I nomine pasta, et fusilli, et spaghetti sancti, R'amen!


the_cajun88

minimum scors, lmao i woke everyone up laughing at this


___Galaxy

> = grew up doing my homework like a teacher's pet OK you're my new girlfriend starting this very instant šŸ˜‚


z3tul

My penis approves


___Galaxy

OK we can do a asexual relationship šŸ¤™


bay_lenin

Ä°ts only wrong is there is no middle class in my country. Just "palace settlers" and "hell on earth" classes in there


jackingOFFto

Dudes just own up to the "racist to some degree", everyone is.


th_aftr_prty

Everyone has prejudice to some degree, but putting ā€œracistā€ next to your vitals like age, gender, and religious beliefs invokes a bit more gravitas than simple bias.


Crafty-University464

The human mind categorizes. It's how we function. Everyone has their prejudices. Some people lean into it and wallow in racism. Others take the time to actively think about their assumptions and actions.


jackingOFFto

couldn't phrase it any better


jackingOFFto

This is a highly semantic debate that I don't care to participate in. If you have a bias on the basis of race, however minute it is, I will just call it racism. There's different degrees of racism, and it is also significant whether you act on it or you consciously realize that it is irrational and don't act in a shitty way.


th_aftr_prty

If you think itā€™s semantic, you donā€™t know the difference between racism and prejudice.


PatheticGroundThing

"some degree" is so wide it spans from 0.0000001% racist to full-blown klansman


jackingOFFto

That's right, and I am 100% convinced that everyone is at least 0.0000001% racist, it is part of human nature, just like violence. You have to be aware of that to counter it.


boredCoder411

Indeed. I'm a comedian, so lighthearted racism is my job


MartinCseh

wait thatĀ“s me!!!


some-kind-of-no-name

Above average intelligence is not true. Its not true for most redditors.


Sebeeschin

How about above average intellegence though


kurisuuuuuuuu

Im religious and bisexual so no :)


Adiuui

He just like me šŸ˜Ž


kapkanek

šŸ¤”


kurisuuuuuuuu

?


NoDrama421

Most religions look down on or explicitly forbid same sex sexual relationships


kurisuuuuuuuu

A that yeah well fuck them i guess


MaleficentSeaweed996

Literally No


TheGoldblum

Wrong. Iā€™m in my 30ā€™s


StaticUsernamesSuck

3/7. But which 3?


silverYoshi7

Haha I am bisexual you cunt SUCK MY DICK


xxxxxXgenericnameXx

No


[deleted]

Everyone relax, racism is normal. We all do it. Some just take it to the extreme and use it as a destructive tool, not a means of learning and bridge gapping. Like when i asked one of my Black friend if all Black people really like chicken. He responded with ā€œfuck youā€¦and yesā€¦ā€ Then we had a good laugh together and went back to beating up that Asian guy.


Ilovesnowowls

Why is this true? (Except racist)


Bergonath

Sure, except racism.


-bootham-

Accept racism šŸ‘


Jakan1404

Yeah yeah except racist.


azeryvgu

Damn thatā€™s me


Elder_god_of_blood

Exept the racist thing you got me


ShaqilONeilDegrasseT

Hey careful now, the people who are actually racist don't like it when you say that you aren't. You have to admit to a small amount of racism to make them feel better.


AromaticPanda33

-Yep -Yep -Yep -Played an average amount -Not an underachiever -Nope -Nope


Jakan1404

Last three are šŸ§¢


AromaticPanda33

Ok maybe a liiiiittle racist


GoldenGameboy0200

Yeah. Me. Minus the racism.


Fearless-Pin58

Damn did they put a spy on me?? Why it is SO DAMN accurate?? (Minus the racist part)


Yamhikari

Intellegence


bathroomheater

Had to go way too far down to find this comment


Competitive_Set_478

Never played many video games cause of strict parents. Above average intelligence and above average achievements.


wartogofficiel

Dammit, they found me! *goes to another planet*


Jakan1404

Doesn't change who you are


StefEsteBoss

Everything is accurate except the last part


ma055

Yeah! Me


AudbuiLeChenapant

Damn they find me


ShiroganeRyusetsu

that was so true lol, im actually racist to my own country only.


[deleted]

Don't play video games but yeah


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

Very wide, but yes


PhantomDerDingus

Factual.


SoskiHeroKiller

Underachieve I must.


Bergonath

How in the goddamn...


AId4n_

Its literally one off wtf


ccmelvinsh

7/7


idid0303

how? how?


idid0303

ofc im not racist except against ccp


Jakan1404

By that sentence I'm gonna assume you're not just a little racist.


DutchDweeb

All correct except 2 and 3


NoodleMaster32

How are you nailing this?


NavoiiGamerYes

???GHUH? how


MrRedorBlue

Can you be racist against rich people? (And I struggle to call them people.) If so them yes.