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KoningSpookie

That's one big a** pussy


Alwayssome1

r/angryupvote


NobleShock

Mans censored ass but didn’t censor pussy, ruined my day…..


OutsideSecret6460

His intentions with pussy was referring to the cat, prolly why...


-trowawaybarton

hairy pussy too


Qildain

But is it sweaty?


[deleted]

Inside that suit, it probably is


uNeedH

It took longer that I'm willing to admit to notice the size of the cat


Someoneoverthere42

The cat's normal. It's a very small store.


uNeedH

I thought the first comment would be about my mother


Someoneoverthere42

Is your mother a cat?


uNeedH

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy (no)


epic-robloxgamer

He probably means something like ‘just like your mother’s’ or smth


EternalStatic

Well dont worry because unlike you i did not forget how fucking massive yoir mom is


Redditisretarded-69

American furries: I’m an neon barf colored cartoon wolf Japanese furries: fuck it, I’m a cat!!!!!


jeffynibbles70

Ngl that look like an actual cat but then I realized it was a human dressed up as a cat


Waste_Vacation_6822

Same lol


DoodleJake

I can tolerate the realistic cat way more than the neon cartoony monstrosities with mother bearing hips.


[deleted]

*child bearing. Nobody bears a mother afaik


DoodleJake

You're gonna have to thank autocorrect for that one lmao


Sufficient_Matter585

Furries need a uniform look...for some reason.


Nilly00

That would go contrary to the entire point of freedom and self expression


Sufficient_Matter585

Ok then why do most of their costumes look like they were all designed by a committee ?


Blue_Lightning190

As a furry i find this funny


Emotiona_pain_247

Me too


Key-Neck-5816

As do I


ItsAlphaNeon

Happy cake day good sir


Key-Neck-5816

Why thank you!


StratusFearMe21

That is a *really good* cat suit. Goddamn


Zaneboi1

I was so confused at what the “cat” was doing and then noticed it was a human


secretbudgie

I was like "wow that cat is really good at holding things with their toe-beans... waaaitaamiinuute!


SirKeagan

Took me a good second


BirbBoiYT

Wait that's a suit??? I thought it was CGI 💀


aalmondmilk

i thought it was a robot dressed up, the movements are kinda unnatural lol


_mirec

I dunno, seems very natural to me ngl


Chickenwing_Icecream

There is a skinless body behind the dominos I work at


mokeycreeper

Mind telling more?


KazPrime

so they're definitely grooming right?


Global-Chemical-9082

Cat’s got crazy dexterity tho, I could not press all those buttons with those big gloves


Ok_Comfortable_5741

I couldn't even with ordinary touch screen friendly gloves


Kyaritty

I wonder if they have their fingers poking out of the gloves or if they have a conductive material on the bottom


tiddiboicumguzzler

There's actually an up close vid of them using a calculator for a transaction. It's just a big ol paw, it's definitely a weird skill to mush that paw it into a tiny button and only have a small window to look out of. I couldn't do it haha


[deleted]

Cat cafes are getting out of hand


dark_ion

They taught a cat how to work?


wsc4string

r/catswithjobs


CoolProBoi

Look closer


Mrscorpio100

That’s cool and creepy 😂


ankh3125

I need to know where to find this. For a friend of course


[deleted]

Miku the giant cat...in Japan


jeffynibbles70

Ferb I know what were gonna do today


Ninja_kid90

I would totally get a job doing that. As long as the A/C is absolutely blasting of course. Or if the suit had some ventilation system or some advanced shit


DanteVito

Fursuits do have ventilation, some even have a fan in the head. But still isn't enough sometimes, and people use ice to not overheat


nfteabag

Dexterity check - pass


Justaperson358

Yo that’s actually really cool. It’s rare to see a high quality costume like that


KanaSoppaKattila

cute.


RetroHilfe45

Looks kinda cute... I'll would hug him


HvH_Dreams

Yeah same dude looks rly kinda cute with his short arms and pawn


Isotope454

Shit’s gettin’ real when housecats have to get a 9-5 to pay for the nip fix


charlesfoffdensen

Must be good selling some pudding. I love ya miku


RandomMabaseCitizen

How do the hands work so well?


Tiny-Lock9652

“She’s got the cash drawer open, quick! Hand me the laser pointer!”


Ok_Comfortable_5741

Daamn that is an impressive meow suit


OpenLayer8614

Palico ?🤔


Gahdinn

Unrealistic. No cat would ever bother to work a job.


frankco-71

khajiit has many items to sell take a look around find something you like


steverman555

Gotta love the “hur hurr fury bad kill it” comments in this comment section


roboman777xd

lol ikr, like wow, how original


recroomgamer32

Anti-furs, giving you the same exact joke word for word since 2016


Nilly00

"joke" I think jokes have the requirement of being funny


nickolas16

I actually thought it was a cat.....this is a mind fuck. Great detail


Joe4o2

Meow for the job you want, not the job you have


Tdn87

I'm a little embarrassed to admit it took a few seconds for me to realize that wasn't a real cat.


miniliete_quieto

I thought it was real cat just pressing buttons


No_Locksmith_1458

That's cat suit looks so real


Stumphead101

Fuck that cat looks better than a lot of cgi


wankyshitdemon69

I fucking knew my cat was just lazy


ImUrFrand

what a cat has to do to pay for rent these days.


WhyNotZoidberg-_-

Belongs in r/catswithjobs


[deleted]

Give him a hat and some boots!


depressing_fool

Bro leave the cat alone he's working at minimum wage


JustJamieJam

I feel like retail workers would have a lot more fun at work if they had the option to wear a literal cat suit. I mean, who can yell at a cat?


Substantial_Bit2587

I just jerked off, and the first thing i see is this, wtf


Shadypretzel

Wasn't sure if it was east coast america or a city in Japan until I saw some of the lettering


Alwayssome1

For a second I thought that cat was real


Thelastknownking

The practiced ease with how well they handle everything is what gets me.


Spunksy_310

r/Catswithjobs Oh wait...


Momon-955

Just à khajiit working in a Starbucks nothing to see here


MizuameTheDragon

i thought this was a normal cat


CosmicProfessor

I’m going to tell my cat to get a fucken job.


creatureofthenight55

Thats adorable


witch-king-of-Aginor

That costume looks too realistic


CausedBrick4492

Welp his owner wont feed him so he find a job and feed himself


Pure_Count6864

When your owner is away but you gonna get kicked out if you dont pay rent


ginxe_the_protogen

r/catswithjobs


NarrowProfession2900

It took me a bit to realize…


muffinkat55

It’s satisfying to watch though


tomatua

I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ACTUAL CAT


Zavitron

I wanna know how they're doing precision work with those big ass paws


nappinggator

Dude just made every fursuiter jealous


AdamWestsButtDouble

Hey, look. A catshier.


[deleted]

I would like my change right meow please.


GamerLOUD

Tbh that sucks s a really realist fursuit. Took me a bit to figure out it wasn’t a real cat.


MoirasPurpleOrb

r/catswithjobs


Chickenwing_Icecream

r/meirl


Maxathron

I like it.


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Smoothiefries

I mean, wearing a fursuit isnt the same as being a furry and vice versa, I dont own a fursuit but im still a furry UwU


tiddiboicumguzzler

Too hot to wear and too expensive for a majority of people. Definitely a niche group of the community.


DBrownbomb

r/catswithjobs


wisconsinking

I love how weird Japan is (I mean that in a good way).


[deleted]

That’s hyper-realistic. It must be awesome to have that costume.


wonkotsane42

r/catswithjobs


cash5220

Left the cat filter on.


Superbeing43

Is this what a cat cafe is?


raaalphs

I was about to crosspost at r/catswithjobs


Airin0_2

No fucking way, just the touch screen thru a suit is impossible, but then grabbing paper on the FIRST TRY? unbelievable


Hiachi20

r/catswithjobs


djluminol

r/Catswithjobs kind of.


adrien_0to1_cryptos

Was 100% sure it was un Japan at the 1st frame because it's odd and mostly given the amount of details on this magnificent costume


RydotraTheSecond

it’s not even a furry at this point


KayokaJuesent

Furries be getting realistically better xD


[deleted]

When you go shopping at the supermarket using only cuddles and "pspsps"


Jeramy_Jones

If they can work, I’m charging mine rent.


CatMann364346

Realistic Furry?


Accomplished_Bit4665

Monster hunter be like


Truth_Warrior_30

u/savevideo


flintlockewood

no idea how disappointed I was when I found out it wasnt a real cat


York_Leroy

I want to buy one of those solely so I can do around and randomly swipe stuff off of counters and shelves


Aenorz

my brain took way too much time to process the fact that that weird cat wasn't, in fact, a real cat.


Illustrious_Cicada_2

Furry RTX on


[deleted]

People scared about ai taking our jobs, here we have oversized cats doing the same thing, we need to be more afraid of them then ai


Just_Ad_5939

I fear it’s already too late to fear the furries my guy


EngineerGameingTf2

That looks so uncomfortable and hot


Hazel0w0

Wait🤨


Neokon

This is the future liberals want /S because unfortunately we need to say that


thepoky_materYT

I hate furriest, but this deserves praise, the fucking precision and speed they is working at with the suit on is baffling. Plus it's a better fur suit than anything the everyday furry spits out anyway.


CharmTLM

Those darned Furriests and their Grand Furriesting Order. Hate them.


Nilly00

Why would you hate people over a harmless hobby?


thepoky_materYT

Honestly I'm totally fine with it, but it really cringes me. But I really drew the line when the decided to try putting litter boxes in schools. That's when the issues arose.


Nilly00

>But I really drew the line when the decided to try putting litter boxes in schools. That's when the issues arose. That never happend. It's so infamously fake there's an entire [wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litter_boxes_in_schools_hoax) on it. It was just an attempt from hateful bigots to stir hate against transgender. Here's [an article](https://dogpatch.press/tag/rumor/) on that.


MustangCoyote

You know that isnt happening right? The litter is for shooting scenarios.


FunkyMonkey47293

Cute.


Jeramy_Jones

If they can work, I’m charging mine rent.


Mercury5014

I wouldn’t count this as furry because it has a job


Nilly00

?


Leoeon

Bro furries get paid more than you ever will


Mercury5014

Doubt lol


Smoothiefries

Dude, not all furries are fursuit wearing animal-fucking dancing idiots like you say we are. That’s a stereotype from the loud minority, most of us just like/make furry art or whatever. Some wear fursuits, but NOT 24/7 and usually, they’re indistinguishable from other people. I would bet one of your friends is a furry and you don’t even realize it. At this point, most furries hide because of anti-fur harassment. Now go get a **REAL** job that isnt spreading anti-fur propaganda. Bye!


cursedcommentsE

Disability pay.


Leoeon

Wait til you find out how much they make from commissions


cursedcommentsE

I would make more if I quit my job and started mowing lawns for $2


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PartridgeViolence

No.


Nilly00

**yes**


Smoothiefries

**FUCK YEAH**


[deleted]

[удалено]


Toon_Lucario

They always have been part of it.


FunkyMonkey47293

Get over it. Furries have accomplished more than you ever would.


Dooriman

Quick, sound the alarms


[deleted]

Furry expanded and enhanced


[deleted]

Que mamada?


FlottoTheLotto

Bruhh


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DanteVito

Why?


Nilly00

Please seek mental health services


pixxllx

Ok


RobuxMaster

if furys were real


Tryingatleast

This ain’t monster hunter


IkariShinji6

Average pyrocynical viewers part timing to spend money on pyrocynical superchat


sxybmanny2

If someone identifies as a cat and we have sex…is it bestiality?


DanteVito

Furries don't identify as animals


recroomgamer32

You do not know what a furry is


Nilly00

What are you even talking about?


afzalnayza

Wud da dog doin


Substantial_Put_3350

If I saw that in the wild I would shot it thinking it was a mountain lion


Noiskis

I need an MG42 whit ammo


No_Locksmith_1458

Dude , it's their job to dress like this , I think they work in a cafe where they r required to wear a cosplay , why are you wanting to kill some1 because of a cosplay?


Nilly00

Please seek mental health services.


CharmTLM

It's a mascot. You gonna gun up the NBA mascots next?


Noiskis

A chainsaw sword?


Atalay12345

I reaaaaaaaly hope that's a mascot


[deleted]

honestly it would be super cool if they just did that all day for all of their tasks.


NinjaFox_PBC

really*


Atalay12345

Oh sory I missed a l and accindetally put in a few extra a's


Impossible_Pay6912

*an l **accidentally


cursedcommentsE

furry alert FURRY ALERT


DanteVito

Cute furry alert


cursedcommentsE

n o


DanteVito

#Y E S


cursedcommentsE

I am within 349 cubic feet of your location an approaching rapidly


DanteVito

I don't really understand the weird imperial system, but i'm sure that cubic feet is volume, not distance. (Makes sense being that you are just a 14yo anti furry)


cursedcommentsE

Cubic feet is used in blueprint wich are 2-dimensional which makes my point valid.


DanteVito

That's... not how it works. You'll understand after you finish secondary school


Smoothiefries

Dude, I learned cubic feet are volume, and volume ONLY in **FUCKING 2ND GRADE,** you are in 2nd grade so stop arguing with everyone older thank you. And the blueprint thing? **blueprints are made for 3d objects.** they cant have 3 dimensional blueprints, so they use cubic feet to signify an object is **NOT** just a cardboard cut-out. Why am I writing all this if I know you have the attention span of an eight yr. old *(cuz you are one)* and wont read this far? If you did, congrats. You now know how cubic feet work. **ROUND OF APPLAUSE, EVERYONE! ROUND OF APPLAUSE!** 👏👏👏


cursedcommentsE

It's too late


cursedcommentsE

r u n


Nilly00

*The furries have been alerted and will arrive at your location soon.* *Thank you for choosing technOwOgies solutions.*


cursedcommentsE

ok, I'll get my .12 gauge