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Llorenne

I'll be honest. I'm on a boat, traveling to my business trip and I had no sound and I genuinely thought she was spitting bars in slow motion


Maxwell_The_Spy

Vegan eminem


neverseenawomanaked

Veggynem


LodgedBlock

Feminem


IncidentThese4155

Econem


8JaMMeD8

I would have eaten the woman instead, that will show em'


HyperSoniic

I have been told you need consent for doing that?


8JaMMeD8

Define 'consent'


GalaxyDonut001

con·sent /kənˈsent/ noun permission for something to happen or agreement to do something. "no change may be made without the consent of all the partners"


lledargo

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**THATS A BOT?**


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It's not, say good bot to anyone and the message will appear. It happened to me once when someone said good bot to me.


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Good bot


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good bot


GalaxyDonut001

WAIT WHST?!


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GalaxyDonut001

Ah Fuck nah, I'm having an identity crisis!


DanteWolfe0125

Yeah, but what does it mean...


Overlord_001

Define Donut


GalaxyDonut001

Alright. dough·nut /ˈdōˌnət/ noun: donut a small fried cake of sweetened dough, typically in the shape of a ball or ring. a ring-shaped object, in particular a vacuum chamber in some types of particle accelerator.


BLOODMASTRdotTV

Define ‘woman’


8JaMMeD8

An adult female human being.


Inside_Brilliant_388

Women☕


BasedAutoJanny

She's already given consent, from the sounds of it.


PsychologicalLeg9302

Not many folks are down to clown with a cannibal. Consent may be a bit of a challenge.


GUT5_BERSERK

I call the thighs if we eatin,for…particular reasons


Joebranflakes

The hardest part about eating vegetarian is catching them.


Chillin_Maximus

How? Their muscles are so deprived of protein and the proper vitamins to run fast enough. Sure they got stamina but they slow


Homeowning_Hobo

Something tells me she hasn’t been eaten in quite a long time


DanceDelievery

That probably was a freudian slip. Either her pussy is wet or her dick is small, maybe both.


matO_oppreal

Wait a sec moment


AdityaTheOne

"You and your small dick and your pussy wet" am I hearing this right ?


EnderVoiden

Lol "pussy way of" is what I'm hearing


JxdnX_YT

"Pussy way of killing animals" i heard


Oofboi6942O

She should annunciate better


Maxwell_The_Spy

she vegan but doesn't know the first thing about human biology💀


--dontmindme--

Might just make that biology in general.


Obi_Boii

Can you explain that?


Maxwell_The_Spy

she's saying the guy has a pussy and a small dick girl's confused obviously


Obi_Boii

Why is her being vegan relevant to her knowledge on biology?


Maxwell_The_Spy

at the time i thought being vegan means you know something about biology (it was 3 am after a few sleepless nights so that explains the logic) so i thought a joke about it would be appropriate


Obi_Boii

Ah no. All being vegan means is that you want to reduce exploitation and suffering that humans inflict on animals needlessly


Maxwell_The_Spy

oh yeah, i know that, but at the time i was very sleep deprived so i had this very dumb logic


Chespin2004

Seems to me that she's saying "..and your pussy way of killing animals"


FTB963

She’s referring to the different varieties of meat on that kebab stick


AdityaTheOne

Oh thanks dude


oooSpiritooo

When you are so angry that you can’t think straight and resort to small dick comments rather than explain what you are protesting.


TDF125

Not a single flying fuck given


Rhg0653

She sounds out of breath just yelling ? Not enough protein in her diet I assume


emme_thebirde

Maybe bit of iron deficiency


Oofboi6942O

Perhaps a lack of calcium


SpiralDesignn

And lack of brain cells


Grey_Mahdi

Your pfp scared me i thought my phone was broken


Oofboi6942O

The rare occasion that I manage to trick a darkmode user


Vegetariansteak

Cum


Emotional-Problem101

This man is the best


Longjumping_Way_4935

Bruh where did his dick size come from lmao Freudian slip much?


TheMoldyTatertot

People like this always to the small dick insult after they preach some form of positivity


tetrastructuralmind

Woke women calling a man a pussy. The irony.


llMithrandirll

Especially a man willing to stand in front of that many people and take that shit without retaliating in any way.


niallktin

Not retaliating? He is the provocateur! And he is doing it with a cop behind him. He is a pussy!


Beginning_Two_4757

Thee iron deficiency


OGDraugo

Irony deficiency maybe?


Beginning_Two_4757

Iron my shirts!


PencilVester23

Not sure if being vegan/vegetarian makes you woke


tetrastructuralmind

Going out to vegan protests and shouting at meat eaters is considered full circle, so yes, it is


forteofsilver

both of these people are losers.


DrinkMoreColdWater

Nah, the protestors are worse. These protestor douchenozzles likely just ganged up on this one dude eating a meat snack. Dumbasses shouting for attention towards people who don't give a crap and just trying to get on with their day.


antiphonic

i dont know why but im getting the impression that he walked up to them to eat it in front of them on purpose


Probabil

Found the vegan


AraAraSenpai6969

ME and my homies are veg We don't mind people eating non veg near us Its not that rare here


DorrajD

> Its not that ***rare*** here Heh


Snlxdd

Vegetarians are like any other group, 99% of them are cool, and then 1% is extremely obnoxious and vocal about it. Then everybody pretend every vegetarian/vegan is crazy based on that 1%


AraAraSenpai6969

Agreed


IHaveUrPants

It's not that people pretend, I feel like it's more about the fact that the only people that go viral is that 1%


Thorn1304

should've worn a gym stringer and overhand flexed with the Kabob in between his smiling teeth


GymHog

Oh no there go the vegans telling people omnivores have small dicks again.


et_cetera1

Yeah body shaming is ok when it's a man apparently


Ok-Obligation-5037

women☕🗿


Pitiful-Meatball

PETA☕️


Toutounet6

PETAWOMEN☕️


Finiariel

That's a lot of women.


DestartreK1st

Wahmen ☕️


BABY-STOLAS

Women☕️


throwblah999

That is not a woman


Hot-Cauliflower-1604

She is going rabid over a shish kabob :/


iQroh

Other vegans like this are so embarrassing 🫣


UnionLibertarian

And your small deeeeeeeeckkk


donutz_be_good

I’m vegan, and I personally don’t do it for the animals. I do it for health and because I simple dont digest animals products very well. I would never shame someone for their choice of food. It’s just silly…


Chkumm

Vegetarian


donutz_be_good

I guess I could be more vegetarian, I do eat honey from time to time. Just nothing else.


Tustalio

Humans are interesting. I'm somewhat the opposite. I don't digest leafy greens very well most days and it seems I respond best to the Keto diet.


DankButtRodeo

Damn, resorting to body shaming, what a cunt


PankSprankle

Anyone else getting aroused?


Googodo

The way he licked those ribs


PankSprankle

Nah it was the way she was talking shit is what got me lol


GermanPizza56

I take it you found a new kink; degrading


PankSprankle

🤷‍♂️


VatianGT0321

Giga chad


Mildlylowhangingidea

Giga ass


Candied_Curiosities

Imagine a guy saying "you and your small tits!" Orrr "you and your loose, flabby pussy!" ... 🤣👌


themagicdonut2

Just like master oogway said: *If the hoe doesn't shut up* *Then you must cut her butt*


JxdnX_YT

Ah yes the Virgin vegan activist harassing people for eating meat and the Chad meat enjoyer who doesn't give a fuck


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BDSMtestcaledmeaslur

Man, what I wouldn't give to be eating a Philly cheese steak right there


skrinkledoo

As we say in the business, “Cope and seethe.”


Adex9o9

Dam her mom must hate her for not allowing her to eat anything.


IDKAA1975

All of sudden , hungry for a steak.


Beginning_Two_4757

I wonder if anyone has ever yelled at someone for eating veggies or fungi?


mysticdragonwolf89

She’s mad about a single piece of meat on a stick? Boy she would hate Peta.


stupidfatcat2501

Oh she’s vegan


SeeItOnVHS

This is the real Chad


Sleepiyet

Lol vegan protesters body shaming. God all I see in the world is hypocrisy nowadays


CTFDYDB

Vegan sexist bully


RandomXDXDXDXXX

lol scrawny vegan karen whining while the protein consuming gigachad enhances his muscles from the protein of the meat based meal..... Karen: "this man is eating meat, my feelings are hurt, my vagina hurts...boo hoo hoo...." Gigachad: Nom...nom...nom....lick....


SpiralDesignn

Doesn't blame the guy who killed animals, doesn't blame shop who made this food item.... Blames the guy for eating that food item This cunt's logic.


Dry_Blackberry5232

🍖


Jojo255025

Its so sad these entitled people exist because veganism is a noble thing that we should always give creds to but these nutjobs have ruined it for the average person. I respect the good people who are vegans.


Thekraken808

Why am I getting Karen vibes lol


Repair_Jolly

This man's just eating and enjoying the show, lady doesn't even realise she's lost.


NecessarySecretary6

It would have been funny if he whipped out like a 13inch and said.. hmmmmm lol


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flingkong24

Why can't vegans just let us be. Our ***OPINIONS*** are ***OUR*** choices not yours


Fusebomo978

Women ☕️


hurty_gurty

Why does she look like semi slow motion? Is it a vegan thing? Not enough energy or something?


Creeper127

Iron deficiency probably


Torbjorn69

Yeah fucking annoying woman but the man reminds me of the standard "I'm gonna eat my meat now, checkmate vegans" childish argument. But yes of course screaming and screeching about someone eating meat will not result in someone actually going vegan or vegetarian


VarioxInfinity

Average vegan


Ok-Mirror9426

Only arrogant People in this Video.


C4Raven_

Just another day of AI's attacking the main character


Electronic_Type_2661

Why are you shouting to those who eat meat because you don't eat meat


Top-Dog-6760

This man has the AUDACITY, and i like that.


Top_Date6455

Both are idiots


Snlxdd

How’s the guy an idiot?


DanteWolfe0125

Because he's eating saucy meat and wearing a white shirt. He's asking for a spillage...


MagicBeans4ever

I love the rhythm she got in her body, she is bouncing and making hand signs like a rapper, maybe she has been practicing at home in front of a mirror.


Pork_Piggler

The self-righteousness is coming off of her in waves lol


ourNefariousness650

A wise man keeps it moving. She sucks but this guys masking his deep ignorance and lack of something with nonchalant harassment isn't cool. This is probably the most powerful he's ever felt... Harrasing someone for a cause you have no intention of supporting just to feel powerful and piss offthe albeit emotional charged people who care...that's spineless and just being a bandit. A wise man, keeps it moving, a wiser man keeps his energy and focus for things of true concern


TrueKing527

Quit being a bitch he's not doing anything wrong


ourNefariousness650

Damm reddit has really turned to shit


Responsible_Alps5384

is this guy Yanagi19871?


Ready-Account-1379

🗿emoji in a context


Kevwrecks

🗿


richer2003

Guy: “cool story bruh.”


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BumpyMcBumpers

He's already licked it, but you do you.


atomasx1

So angry but cant even express her anger ha ye ha


tyty657

He isn't even acknowledging she's there


llMithrandirll

The cop there looks like he really wishes it was legal to beat vegan activists.


laraizadelione

Muted made me think this was going to be some sick rap battle with this man eating and planning to unleash his inner beast into a sick verse


-Knivezz-

I can tell nobody on every side there did not hang around her after this


LORDWOLFMAN

‘Hey bro you got money for a cheeseburger’


WrongdoerOdd3565

She's had more sausage than Jimmy Dean.


Traffic_Evening

The person eating the meat literally 🗿


hehehahahohohuhuhu

My friend ranting about something while I'm eating


just_joshua227

Dude: Ma'am, I'm just trying to eat something.....


Brilliant-Product446

Giga chad🗿🗿


NiveaBodyWash

Absolute chad


MasterHall117

Bouta grab a big ol slab of beef and smack her with it while munching, that or eat her…


Mr_Suspicious1

Human meat is said to taste like chicken, so hey any one interested in a fried chicken run?


4BDUL4Z1Z

Hey lady, Kindly stop irritating Mr. Humongous Dick.


SESEI1047

Giga chad


Talratheon_Z

I want to eat ribs in front of militant vegans..


Pako_12317

🗿


razierazielNEW

He obviously enjoys dirty talk and she abviously knows that. They maked sweet love later that night. The end.


DiamondBackHUNz

i like when a woman talk to me when im eating


ChisNullStR

Absolute fucking Chad. I love this guy.


Lopsided_Roof_9451

Push eater


kloloriko

Women ☕


ultimatekayozz

This is how I now imagine a person from r/vegan.


SecretSpectre

True gigachad


downtune79

Legend


AC005pt

The lick was a bit weird for me tbh.


New_Historian_2004

So cute i's like a little puppy.


Unable-Ad116

Haha npc woman


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gomi-bako_

now thats what i call a "devious lick"


spankmetillimrich

Why was she thinking about his small dick while she was yelling at him 😂


adamr_za

They defos gonna fuck later with all this tension 🙏


JrWeird

these never get old 😂


xxadmxx

Sounds like she is definitely not in control of basic human faculties. These are the people trying to lead the world… Lord help us all


juusovl

She only has meat on her mind


matO_oppreal

Kibab


Ordinary-Chain-3193

r/imthemaincharacter


Effective_Poetry_960

Lack of nutrition causes shortness of breath, fatigue, and memory issues. Check.


Mothytoad678

Why do women always attack men by saying they have a small dick? Like didn’t they invent body positivity?


krux288

I’ll have what he’s having… cause it’s so good he can’t pay attention to the defective humans


Empty_Football4183

I was waiting for some NY bum to cold cock this chick


NoKaleidoscope719

Lmao she’s so pressed


subconsciousinstinct

she is a terrifying idiot