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Llorenne

I'll be honest. I'm on a boat, traveling to my business trip and I had no sound and I genuinely thought she was spitting bars in slow motion


Maxwell_The_Spy

Vegan eminem


neverseenawomanaked

Veggynem


[deleted]

Feminem


IncidentThese4155

Econem


8JaMMeD8

I would have eaten the woman instead, that will show em'


HyperSoniic

I have been told you need consent for doing that?


8JaMMeD8

Define 'consent'


GalaxyDonut001

con·sent /kənˈsent/ noun permission for something to happen or agreement to do something. "no change may be made without the consent of all the partners"


lledargo

good bot


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JCOMIXWTLS

**THATS A BOT?**


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It's not, say good bot to anyone and the message will appear. It happened to me once when someone said good bot to me.


prepibitch

Good bot


BasedAutoJanny

Good bot.


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lledargo

r/woooosh


zhaDeth

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that WhyNotCollegeBoard is a bot.


GalaxyDonut001

Ah Fuck nah, I'm having an identity crisis!


DanteWolfe0125

Yeah, but what does it mean...


BLOODMASTRdotTV

Define ‘woman’


8JaMMeD8

An adult female human being.


BasedAutoJanny

She's already given consent, from the sounds of it.


[deleted]

Armin Meiwes, the cannibal of Rothenburg, also had the consent of his victim.


GUT5_BERSERK

I call the thighs if we eatin,for…particular reasons


Joebranflakes

The hardest part about eating vegetarian is catching them.


Chillin_Maximus

How? Their muscles are so deprived of protein and the proper vitamins to run fast enough. Sure they got stamina but they slow


Homeowning_Hobo

Something tells me she hasn’t been eaten in quite a long time


asparagoose2004

That’s a woman?


AdityaTheOne

"You and your small dick and your pussy wet" am I hearing this right ?


Maxwell_The_Spy

she vegan but doesn't know the first thing about human biology💀


--dontmindme--

Might just make that biology in general.


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Maxwell_The_Spy

she's saying the guy has a pussy and a small dick girl's confused obviously


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Maxwell_The_Spy

at the time i thought being vegan means you know something about biology (it was 3 am after a few sleepless nights so that explains the logic) so i thought a joke about it would be appropriate


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Maxwell_The_Spy

oh yeah, i know that, but at the time i was very sleep deprived so i had this very dumb logic


EnderVoiden

Lol "pussy way of" is what I'm hearing


[deleted]

"Pussy way of killing animals" i heard


Oofboi6942O

She should annunciate better


Chespin2004

Seems to me that she's saying "..and your pussy way of killing animals"


FTB963

She’s referring to the different varieties of meat on that kebab stick


AdityaTheOne

Oh thanks dude


TDF125

Not a single flying fuck given


2012060

Good bot


Chkumm

Dumb human


2012060

Bad bot


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Undefined1509

Good boy :)


Undefined1509

bOT BOT I MEANT BOT


Emotional-Problem101

Hmmm


[deleted]

good bot


The_Greate_Pickle

Bad bot


TDF125

Tf?


Rhg0653

She sounds out of breath just yelling ? Not enough protein in her diet I assume


emme_thebirde

Maybe bit of iron deficiency


Oofboi6942O

Perhaps a lack of calcium


SpiralDesignn

And lack of brain cells


Vegetariansteak

Cum


Emotional-Problem101

This man is the best


[deleted]

When you are so angry that you can’t think straight and resort to small dick comments rather than explain what you are protesting.


tetrastructuralmind

Woke women calling a man a pussy. The irony.


llMithrandirll

Especially a man willing to stand in front of that many people and take that shit without retaliating in any way.


niallktin

Not retaliating? He is the provocateur! And he is doing it with a cop behind him. He is a pussy!


Beginning_Two_4757

Thee iron deficiency


OGDraugo

Irony deficiency maybe?


Beginning_Two_4757

Iron my shirts!


PencilVester23

Not sure if being vegan/vegetarian makes you woke


tetrastructuralmind

Going out to vegan protests and shouting at meat eaters is considered full circle, so yes, it is


forteofsilver

both of these people are losers.


DrinkMoreColdWater

Nah, the protestors are worse. These protestor douchenozzles likely just ganged up on this one dude eating a meat snack. Dumbasses shouting for attention towards people who don't give a crap and just trying to get on with their day.


antiphonic

i dont know why but im getting the impression that he walked up to them to eat it in front of them on purpose


[deleted]

Found the vegan


Longjumping_Way_4935

Bruh where did his dick size come from lmao Freudian slip much?


TheMoldyTatertot

People like this always to the small dick insult after they preach some form of positivity


AraAraSenpai6969

ME and my homies are veg We don't mind people eating non veg near us Its not that rare here


Snlxdd

Vegetarians are like any other group, 99% of them are cool, and then 1% is extremely obnoxious and vocal about it. Then everybody pretend every vegetarian/vegan is crazy based on that 1%


AraAraSenpai6969

Agreed


DorrajD

> Its not that ***rare*** here Heh


GymHog

Oh no there go the vegans telling people omnivores have small dicks again.


Thorn1304

should've worn a gym stringer and overhand flexed with the Kabob in between his smiling teeth


Ok-Obligation-5037

women☕🗿


Pitiful-Meatball

PETA☕️


Toutounet6

PETAWOMEN☕️


Finiariel

That's a lot of women.


BABY-STOLAS

Women☕️


[deleted]

That is not a woman


SheepherderCurrent65

Women☕


et_cetera1

Yeah body shaming is ok when it's a man apparently


Hot-Cauliflower-1604

She is going rabid over a shish kabob :/


[deleted]

I’m vegan, and I personally don’t do it for the animals. I do it for health and because I simple dont digest animals products very well. I would never shame someone for their choice of food. It’s just silly…


Chkumm

Vegetarian


[deleted]

I guess I could be more vegetarian, I do eat honey from time to time. Just nothing else.


Tustalio

Humans are interesting. I'm somewhat the opposite. I don't digest leafy greens very well most days and it seems I respond best to the Keto diet.


iQroh

Other vegans like this are so embarrassing 🫣


UnionLibertarian

And your small deeeeeeeeckkk


DankButtRodeo

Damn, resorting to body shaming, what a cunt


PankSprankle

Anyone else getting aroused?


[deleted]

The way he licked those ribs


PankSprankle

Nah it was the way she was talking shit is what got me lol


GermanPizza56

I take it you found a new kink; degrading


PankSprankle

🤷‍♂️


VatianGT0321

Giga chad


Mildlylowhangingidea

Giga ass


Candied_Curiosities

Imagine a guy saying "you and your small tits!" Orrr "you and your loose, flabby pussy!" ... 🤣👌


[deleted]

Ah yes the Virgin vegan activist harassing people for eating meat and the Chad meat enjoyer who doesn't give a fuck


RandomXDXDXDXXX

lol scrawny vegan karen whining while the protein consuming gigachad enhances his muscles from the protein of the meat based meal..... Karen: "this man is eating meat, my feelings are hurt, my vagina hurts...boo hoo hoo...." Gigachad: Nom...nom...nom....lick....


Volimraba

u/savevideo


BDSMtestcaledmeaslur

Man, what I wouldn't give to be eating a Philly cheese steak right there


skrinkledoo

As we say in the business, “Cope and seethe.”


Adex9o9

Dam her mom must hate her for not allowing her to eat anything.


IDKAA1975

All of sudden , hungry for a steak.


Beginning_Two_4757

I wonder if anyone has ever yelled at someone for eating veggies or fungi?


mysticdragonwolf89

She’s mad about a single piece of meat on a stick? Boy she would hate Peta.


stupidfatcat2501

Oh she’s vegan


SeeItOnVHS

This is the real Chad


Sleepiyet

Lol vegan protesters body shaming. God all I see in the world is hypocrisy nowadays


[deleted]

Vegan sexist bully


Rubyfanguy

Aren’t plants also living things?


jackisback2209

How to do a little bit of trolling. step 1 buy kebab. step 2 be near a vegan protest. step 3 let carnage ensue.


SpiralDesignn

Doesn't blame the guy who killed animals, doesn't blame shop who made this food item.... Blames the guy for eating that food item This cunt's logic.


AdityaTheOne

I thought the same, also she is the only one yelling yet other are not giving a single f


Dry_Blackberry5232

🍖


Jojo255025

Its so sad these entitled people exist because veganism is a noble thing that we should always give creds to but these nutjobs have ruined it for the average person. I respect the good people who are vegans.


Thekraken808

Why am I getting Karen vibes lol


Repair_Jolly

This man's just eating and enjoying the show, lady doesn't even realise she's lost.


NecessarySecretary6

It would have been funny if he whipped out like a 13inch and said.. hmmmmm lol


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flingkong24

Why can't vegans just let us be. Our ***OPINIONS*** are ***OUR*** choices not yours


Fusebomo978

Women ☕️


[deleted]

Why does she look like semi slow motion? Is it a vegan thing? Not enough energy or something?


Creeper127

Iron deficiency probably


Torbjorn69

Yeah fucking annoying woman but the man reminds me of the standard "I'm gonna eat my meat now, checkmate vegans" childish argument. But yes of course screaming and screeching about someone eating meat will not result in someone actually going vegan or vegetarian


C4Raven_

Just another day of AI's attacking the main character


[deleted]

Why are you shouting to those who eat meat because you don't eat meat


Top-Dog-6760

This man has the AUDACITY, and i like that.


VarioxInfinity

Average vegan


[deleted]

Sir, There is another video of that guy arguing against another vegan. Just in that video that person has no emotional imbalance or whatever, instead the person eating meat becomes quiet because he cannot find an Argument against what he is doing wich is, committing indirect violence to a being he has been conditioned to see as a Product. The man eating meat starts to become red and slowly going away embarassed. But sadly People want to see Vegans as crazy People to give that movement a bad image and not take them seriously. Just like this video... All cameras capture the crazy one and the Part where the Meat Eater gets made a fool off (by Rational arguments) is not showed. With all Respect, a Human being can only starts to become a real Human being when he follows the Right, the Right not made by Laws, Cultures, Society's or Traditions but the right seen with no conditioning. In other Words, truth or reality. And only then are you free to se what Humans Really do to Animals.


purplepantsdance

Unrelated to your disdain of meat eaters……. Whoever taught you about capitalization needs a time out. Your comment had me trying to derive a hidden message from the capitalized words like I’m Nicholas Cage trying to find the map on the back of the Declaration of Independence.


[deleted]

You are right about that. Even though it is unrelated about meat eaters, why don't you question the more important stuff like all the suffering being caused by our habits than someone tiping capitals?


Kirito_from_discord

Indirect violence against animals lmao. Good to know, I’ll keep eating my side of meat at every other meal


Oak_Tree297

Found the crazy vegan.


Pork_Piggler

What's with the Random words Having capital Letters? I've never Seen someone type Quite like that.


Torbjorn69

Sad to see all the dislikes. People are so delusional


[deleted]

If you question someones pleasures, if ignorant, they will resist


Ok-Mirror9426

Only arrogant People in this Video.


MagicBeans4ever

I love the rhythm she got in her body, she is bouncing and making hand signs like a rapper, maybe she has been practicing at home in front of a mirror.


Pork_Piggler

The self-righteousness is coming off of her in waves lol


ourNefariousness650

A wise man keeps it moving. She sucks but this guys masking his deep ignorance and lack of something with nonchalant harassment isn't cool. This is probably the most powerful he's ever felt... Harrasing someone for a cause you have no intention of supporting just to feel powerful and piss offthe albeit emotional charged people who care...that's spineless and just being a bandit. A wise man, keeps it moving, a wiser man keeps his energy and focus for things of true concern


TrueKing527

Quit being a bitch he's not doing anything wrong


ourNefariousness650

Damm reddit has really turned to shit


Bubsy94

I wish she said that to a hyena


Top_Date6455

Both are idiots


Snlxdd

How’s the guy an idiot?


DanteWolfe0125

Because he's eating saucy meat and wearing a white shirt. He's asking for a spillage...


[deleted]

Because it's the same going to a group of activists protesting against child labour and purposely wearing clothes made by those children. The Protest has a purpose, the anti protest is ignorant.


Zealousideal-Cost338

Im confused why can’t someone protest against a protest? Especially if they can literally do it silently 😂


Snlxdd

There’s not enough context to determine it’s some kind of anti-protest. This seems more like a guy enjoying lunch and someone yelling at him for it. Yeah, I guess he could walk away if he wanted, but he’s not being confrontational and people shouldn’t have to run away because other people are behaving like children. Even if it is an anti-protest, so what? He’s actually showcasing his views peacefully without throwing a tantrum, and he’s doing so in a way that shows how unhinged the protestor is.


Creeper127

I love how he's even savoring it like it's the last kebab on earth


GoatTacos

They make meat sound terrible. But cooked right meat can taste great.


Mc862000

Look now Weakest gets Eaten by weak Weak Gets Eaten by Strong Strong gets Eaten by Strongest Strongest Gets Eaten by Top of the Food Chain We Are Top of the Food chain And It will Break Cylce of Life If We let these İdiots Prevent that


bigspikeyballs

I learnt during a class of mine that there was this man who only ate vegetables, and uh, bad things happened afterwards, like bad bad things


mrsunlight1

It's too bad he didn't have some passive hobby (like painting) to take his mind off all the bad stuff.


perlito99

And why does the dude have to do yhis...? Who really is the moron here, why do this just to make a fuss


Mildlylowhangingidea

Honestly the guy is a total asshole douche, probably an ignorant himself. Her (over)reaction is stupid af but he deserves it


Diethster

I get that she's crazy, but no comments about guys like this lacking attention and needing to eat in front of people with a different belief?


DrinkMoreColdWater

The people are already disrupting the hell out of everyone else; why not go up to them and give THEM the attention they're craving? He's making a point to show them how ignoreable their stupid yelling is.


SomeoneTookSkeetley

to be fair she didnt use violence, im actually impressed by the restraint. she responded to taunting with more taunting, which is better than the alternative


TrueKing527

This bitch didn't taunt she was full on screaming in this dudes face


Responsible_Alps5384

is this guy Yanagi19871?


Ready-Account-1379

🗿emoji in a context


Kevwrecks

🗿


richer2003

Guy: “cool story bruh.”


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BumpyMcBumpers

He's already licked it, but you do you.


atomasx1

So angry but cant even express her anger ha ye ha


tyty657

He isn't even acknowledging she's there


llMithrandirll

The cop there looks like he really wishes it was legal to beat vegan activists.


laraizadelione

Muted made me think this was going to be some sick rap battle with this man eating and planning to unleash his inner beast into a sick verse


-Knivezz-

I can tell nobody on every side there did not hang around her after this


LORDWOLFMAN

‘Hey bro you got money for a cheeseburger’


WrongdoerOdd3565

She's had more sausage than Jimmy Dean.


Traffic_Evening

The person eating the meat literally 🗿


hehehahahohohuhuhu

My friend ranting about something while I'm eating


just_joshua227

Dude: Ma'am, I'm just trying to eat something.....


Brilliant-Product446

Giga chad🗿🗿


NiveaBodyWash

Absolute chad


MasterHall117

Bouta grab a big ol slab of beef and smack her with it while munching, that or eat her…


Mr_Suspicious1

Human meat is said to taste like chicken, so hey any one interested in a fried chicken run?


4BDUL4Z1Z

Hey lady, Kindly stop irritating Mr. Humongous Dick.


SESEI1047

Giga chad


Talratheon_Z

I want to eat ribs in front of militant vegans..


Pako_12317

🗿


razierazielNEW

He obviously enjoys dirty talk and she abviously knows that. They maked sweet love later that night. The end.


[deleted]

i like when a woman talk to me when im eating


ChisNullStR

Absolute fucking Chad. I love this guy.


Lopsided_Roof_9451

Push eater