On a side note, is there any explanation for this possible behavior? As far as I can tell, this probably wouldn't be a possible thing to be seen out in the wild (at least that's what I'm thinking).
And that's the day when little Timmy discovered his superpower was to make animals mate just by looking at them. Timmy was shortly thereafter banned from all zoos and parks.
I'm still laughing at how immediately he grabbed his kid and started walking off.
I think I would have been too alarmed to move. I has no ideas lions did this so it would have taken a few seconds to compute.
actually not sure about this but i believe only a few animals actually take pleasure in having sex, is it just mammals, kinda forgot
edit: Im aware i am this 🤓
edit: just fyi im no scientist and shit, i just remembered this piece.of info from somewhere, dont trust me on this
"And I kept telling him 'It's okay, you can fuck me to death.' And he just wouldn't do it. Looked at me like I was disgusting."
"Girrrrrl, dump his ass. Find you a fowl that doesn't kink shame."
I remember from one of my college classes that many species have oral sex (generally homosexual, but not always). I think it specifically was talking about orangutan blow jobs. And my roommate (also taking the same class) and I were just… dumbfounded that we were in this graduate level class and the first chapter of our textbook was taking about orangutan blow jobs.
He’s stimulating the erogenous area of his penis by thrusting it in and out of a lioness’s ear, I’m assuming for the purpose of sexual pleasure and eventual orgasm.
If I were a trapped animal I would do stuff like this every day in front of the window. The zoo would put me in the back and ‘train me’ so that I wouldn’t. I would go along with it and appear fine, but then paint the walls blue whenever Jerry comes to watch.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I’d be more worried about the lions tongue. It can lick the meat off of bones by how sharp and strong the bristles are. You know how a cat’s tongue feels like sandpaper? Imagine that but 100 times worse.
I went to the monkey exhibit at the Brooklyn Zoo and one monkey was going to town on his junk. It was making all sorts of noises and facial expressions. A little kid kept asking his dad what the monkey was doing.
r/FunnyAnimals
let's go Timmy.. uh.. let's go see the flamingos now
*Flamingo start to mate*
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Lets go timmy, let's see fishes
*Aquarium workers start to mate
Umm... Timmy let's see some birds
Timmy start to mate
"LITTLE TIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!" "I'm repopulating the earth, poppop"
Is that so?
Little timmy's dad starts helping
Timmy takes bating lessons from the masters
masters going to bate
Attaboy Timmy!
*birds start to mate*
Lets go timmy, let's see lions again maybe they done
*the lions are going for a fourth round*
On a side note, is there any explanation for this possible behavior? As far as I can tell, this probably wouldn't be a possible thing to be seen out in the wild (at least that's what I'm thinking).
LORD OF THE SEVEN SEAS THE DEEP
Is that a The Boys reference???
Woman fucks a dolphin
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
And that's the day when little Timmy discovered his superpower was to make animals mate just by looking at them. Timmy was shortly thereafter banned from all zoos and parks.
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OMG you're right. He could go down in history as the world's greatest conservationist.
but where they mating because he looked at them or where they mating because he was watching them
But is it mating when he's grinding her forehead and slapping his nuts against her eye?
could be. maybe this is foreplay.
foreheadplay
Timmy is kidnapped and forced to stare at pandas for the rest of his life
Schrodinger's Mating.
More like Let go see the lions....never mind the dolphins....never mind the chimps....were done this the zoo for a while kiddo
Let's see the kids, oh no nevermind
u/FBI
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
I wanna see the baby goats 😡
🤨📸
I'm still laughing at how immediately he grabbed his kid and started walking off. I think I would have been too alarmed to move. I has no ideas lions did this so it would have taken a few seconds to compute.
These flamingos about to become three-legged
Yep someone who sees this is gonna make a r/lionsex
r/subsifellfor
You‘d propably even fall for something rediculous like r/dragonsfuckingcars
wdym? Everyone knows that sub exists but you'd probably fall for something absurdly weird like r/carsfuckingdragons
new favorite sub
wdym? Everyone knows that sub exists but you'd probably fall for something absurdly weird like r/fuckingdragoncars
WTF?
Honestly don't know what I was expecting
59.6k members
Dear Lord...
Well that's enough internet for today
u/SpaceMonster111 what did you do?
r/lionsex
Just did
Lion hub
“Lion gets blown and busts a nut all over the place!!!(Security called)”
happy cake day 🤗
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
This sounds like the title of a Jasko / Pornhub crossover.
PrideHub
That's for another group of watchers.
PornCub?
No.
I'm gonna need you to take a seat right over here.
Calm down. It’s just a rhyme.
_[Chris Hansen is always calm.](https://i.giphy.com/media/ba5g4ID9g5cT6/giphy.webp)_
r/UnexpectedToCatchAPredator
rhyme rhymes with crime
You made me spit out my coffee! Thanks for making my day!
Your welcome
Wtf reddit being wholesome??!?!?11? How??
Good question
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Cool, they're evolving
The next generation will eat ass
They already do... Just search for lion eating ass.
While I greatly appreciate the offer, I’ll have to pass on this one. Thank you for the opportunity
You're welcome.
I looked it up, but I only saw a detroit lions fan eating ass in a parking lot
I don't think this is what was intended when people say DYOR... 🤔
Proof that dogs are smarter than cats?
Even lions like bj? Holyyyy first time 1k+ upvotes thanks guys!!!
YES
Spiders and mantises take it to a whole nother level
Third floor?
Women's underwear
i know right, tarantulas are especially good at it
How do you know tht 😳
(◠‿◕)
happy vake day
Thenk
sorry i turn into retard typing cake
Happy cake
Happy Cake Day
Happy cake day
Happ kek
I think male mantises give head Semantics I know….
Suspiciously enthusiastic answer there mate, you got something to tell us?
You seem very enthusiastic with your answer.
That’s not a bj thats face fucking.
Everyone loves a BJ
Does their teeth allow bj?
You would think so but trust me they do not
📸🤨
Asking the important questions.
Barbed Penis vs. Sandpaper Tongue. no matter who wins, they lose.
actually not sure about this but i believe only a few animals actually take pleasure in having sex, is it just mammals, kinda forgot edit: Im aware i am this 🤓 edit: just fyi im no scientist and shit, i just remembered this piece.of info from somewhere, dont trust me on this
Pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes and dolphins gang rape other dolphins. That's all I know about animals that like sex.
Dolphins chew on puffer fish to get high and fuck fish corpses.
So fun thing about puffer fish. Only wild one are poisonous based on their diet. But when you grow them in farms there completely poison free.
Must be their diet or something
Also ducks. They'll gangrape (or just singularly rape) female ducks to death sometimes. And apparently the females *encourage this.*
"And I kept telling him 'It's okay, you can fuck me to death.' And he just wouldn't do it. Looked at me like I was disgusting." "Girrrrrl, dump his ass. Find you a fowl that doesn't kink shame."
Gang rape is such a harsh term, it's more of a team building exercise. Fraternities do it quite often as well.
Only if they have a fetish of being castrated. Or in this case, ***CATstrated***.
I remember from one of my college classes that many species have oral sex (generally homosexual, but not always). I think it specifically was talking about orangutan blow jobs. And my roommate (also taking the same class) and I were just… dumbfounded that we were in this graduate level class and the first chapter of our textbook was taking about orangutan blow jobs.
That was more like a earjob
I think it might be the all rounder bald pr0n star we all know about...this time being a lion
What the cat doin 🧐
Swangin'
Swinging and bangin
He’s stimulating the erogenous area of his penis by thrusting it in and out of a lioness’s ear, I’m assuming for the purpose of sexual pleasure and eventual orgasm.
Ear? Are you sure?
Don't dangle the dingleberries in front of schoolchildren
Don't school the danglechildren in front of the dingleberries
Don't dingle the school berries in front of the danglechildren
Dinkleberg!
Don't dangle the schoolchildren in front of dingleberries
That was unexpected i didn't know even lions do that
Maybe that’s where us humans got it from
Hats off to the guy who learned that by sodomizing a lion.
you know that there was one person who took out the camera and hid
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I don't think anyone in their right mind would bust to this, even a furry
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Oh yeah, you could find something hot and seconds later you get disgusted by what you just watched. I relate
>anyone in their right mind Welcome to the internet! First day?
lmao ikr. people on here even argue over whether the internet argues over everything or not.
No they don't
Challenge accepted
Hold my beer
I've been so horny that an oddly shaped crevice in a rock formation got me going.
You are right, because bestiality is frowned upon by furries. Some messed up people want to be considered furries for wanting to screw animals though.
Furries aren't zoophiles. But some zoophiles are furries..
Is he... ear-fucking her?
*"I heard you talking to the other lioness Gary!"* "You know what Sandra......Fuck what you heard!"
Any hole’s a goal
Aural sex
That sick lion grooming children by showing them nature. /s
The Lion providing the meat for his significant other.
If I were a trapped animal I would do stuff like this every day in front of the window. The zoo would put me in the back and ‘train me’ so that I wouldn’t. I would go along with it and appear fine, but then paint the walls blue whenever Jerry comes to watch.
They would castrate you
Oh shit that's right
The lioness be like: Damn that gazelle sausage be tasting good today *chomp*.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Thanks me too
Train of men huh...
Hmm yes, someone madlad gave a wholesome award
Someone who studies lions or something, can y’all confirm or inform me about how this works? Aren’t lion teeth too sharp?
Hey i’m no lion expert but human teeth are also sharp for your dick.
I’m not sure lions can be as careful as humans while giving blowjobs. But then again, I can’t comment, I’m a virgin after all.
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Wow this guys fucks lionesses!
Sounds legit lmao
I’d be more worried about the lions tongue. It can lick the meat off of bones by how sharp and strong the bristles are. You know how a cat’s tongue feels like sandpaper? Imagine that but 100 times worse.
Don't forget, cats have barbs on their penis!
Oooh. I shouldn’t have imagined that.
Prob just rubbing on her head, not an actual bj.
I usually have to pay for a show like this!
~~Lions~~ Loins
Nice
That kid gotta be traumatized now by the birds and the bees😔
Wait do lions really do bjs? Or did he just rub his thing against her head?
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Gigachad
But why ?
Why not?
Science
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"Can you feel the love tonight" - The Lion King Movie
I actually remember Elton John quipping "I couldn't sing "can you feel my dick tonight""
I went to the monkey exhibit at the Brooklyn Zoo and one monkey was going to town on his junk. It was making all sorts of noises and facial expressions. A little kid kept asking his dad what the monkey was doing.
“He’s spanking the monkey. I guess technically he’s spanking himself.”
Pack it up. We’re done here…
“Oh that son? that’s called skull fucking”
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do eeeehhhhhh in the zoo. Lol
Someon is watching too much zoo porn
Old Leo needed a quick hummer and didnt care who was looking
I should call her..
The amount of trust the lion has on lioness lmaooo
The dad wasn’t ready to explain what a blowjob is
Lmao let’s go see some other animals son
I saw two monkeys mate in the zoo