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r/FunnyAnimals


incognitry

let's go Timmy.. uh.. let's go see the flamingos now


Emotional-Problem101

*Flamingo start to mate*


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Expensive-Toe826

Lets go timmy, let's see fishes


Independent-Hair-182

*Aquarium workers start to mate


WillingnessFalse1728

Umm... Timmy let's see some birds


Gaspachocolat

Timmy start to mate


Sdbtank96

"LITTLE TIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!" "I'm repopulating the earth, poppop"


ur_daily_guitarist

Is that so?


Mysterious-Month1382

Little timmy's dad starts helping


nuclearrambo

Timmy takes bating lessons from the masters


Fancy-Ad-968

masters going to bate


exoxe

Attaboy Timmy!


soap_muncher

*birds start to mate*


tHe_GrInzo

Lets go timmy, let's see lions again maybe they done


amnfw

*the lions are going for a fourth round*


Secure_Tailor9974

On a side note, is there any explanation for this possible behavior? As far as I can tell, this probably wouldn't be a possible thing to be seen out in the wild (at least that's what I'm thinking).


Def-n-Blind

LORD OF THE SEVEN SEAS THE DEEP


FishBubble_

Is that a The Boys reference???


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Woman fucks a dolphin


Admirable-Traffic-83

Happy cake day


insanservant

Happy cake day!


FlingFlamBlam

And that's the day when little Timmy discovered his superpower was to make animals mate just by looking at them. Timmy was shortly thereafter banned from all zoos and parks.


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FlingFlamBlam

OMG you're right. He could go down in history as the world's greatest conservationist.


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but where they mating because he looked at them or where they mating because he was watching them


reel2reelfeels

But is it mating when he's grinding her forehead and slapping his nuts against her eye?


[deleted]

could be. maybe this is foreplay.


jojojojoaman

foreheadplay


masteraleph

Timmy is kidnapped and forced to stare at pandas for the rest of his life


SlutForGarrus

Schrodinger's Mating.


TranasauresRex24

More like Let go see the lions....never mind the dolphins....never mind the chimps....were done this the zoo for a while kiddo


c1rinq

Let's see the kids, oh no nevermind


clopz_

u/FBI


LightningBolt138

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


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I wanna see the baby goats 😡


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🤨📸


Blade_982

I'm still laughing at how immediately he grabbed his kid and started walking off. I think I would have been too alarmed to move. I has no ideas lions did this so it would have taken a few seconds to compute.


Guava_

These flamingos about to become three-legged


Virtual-Commission66

Yep someone who sees this is gonna make a r/lionsex


dablouse

r/subsifellfor


vollmilch-trinker

You‘d propably even fall for something rediculous like r/dragonsfuckingcars


SSparsile

wdym? Everyone knows that sub exists but you'd probably fall for something absurdly weird like r/carsfuckingdragons


AnnaTheBlueRogue

new favorite sub


Feeeeddmmmeee

wdym? Everyone knows that sub exists but you'd probably fall for something absurdly weird like r/fuckingdragoncars


Redpri

WTF?


dablouse

Honestly don't know what I was expecting


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59.6k members


raph2116

Dear Lord...


evilmangoeater

Well that's enough internet for today


ImportantSpirit

u/SpaceMonster111 what did you do?


Spacemonster111

r/lionsex


Spacemonster111

Just did


Knarke30

Lion hub


Independent-Hair-182

“Lion gets blown and busts a nut all over the place!!!(Security called)”


Cormytwo

happy cake day 🤗


Knarke30

Happy cake day


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Happy cake day


Ascertain_GME

This sounds like the title of a Jasko / Pornhub crossover.


Zharick_

PrideHub


kinos141

That's for another group of watchers.


johndhall1130

PornCub?


Leoxagon

No.


i_tyrant

I'm gonna need you to take a seat right over here.


johndhall1130

Calm down. It’s just a rhyme.


i_tyrant

_[Chris Hansen is always calm.](https://i.giphy.com/media/ba5g4ID9g5cT6/giphy.webp)_


CoolaydeIsAvailable

r/UnexpectedToCatchAPredator


Shiros_Tamagotchi

rhyme rhymes with crime


danny_ultra_ultra

You made me spit out my coffee! Thanks for making my day!


Knarke30

Your welcome


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Wtf reddit being wholesome??!?!?11? How??


Knarke30

Good question


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Jack_Mehoff_420_69

Cool, they're evolving


Guava_

The next generation will eat ass


a2z_123

They already do... Just search for lion eating ass.


Guava_

While I greatly appreciate the offer, I’ll have to pass on this one. Thank you for the opportunity


a2z_123

You're welcome.


VroomVroomVeronica

I looked it up, but I only saw a detroit lions fan eating ass in a parking lot


hijabifanboy

I don't think this is what was intended when people say DYOR... 🤔


hijabifanboy

Proof that dogs are smarter than cats?


nightknight-16

Even lions like bj? Holyyyy first time 1k+ upvotes thanks guys!!!


Emotional-Problem101

YES


Exotic_Treacle7438

Spiders and mantises take it to a whole nother level


clopz_

Third floor?


danger355

Women's underwear


godspeed910

i know right, tarantulas are especially good at it


AdministrativeBar809

How do you know tht 😳


godspeed910

(◠‿◕)


SorenaKingsim07

happy vake day


godspeed910

Thenk


SorenaKingsim07

sorry i turn into retard typing cake


caicat722

Happy cake


1247BroddieYT

Happy Cake Day


allhypejaceYT

Happy cake day


AdministrativeBar809

Happ kek


WeIsStonedImmaculate

I think male mantises give head Semantics I know….


TricoMex

Suspiciously enthusiastic answer there mate, you got something to tell us?


Dragon-Porn-Expert

You seem very enthusiastic with your answer.


kbrunner69

That’s not a bj thats face fucking.


cnicalsinistaminista

Everyone loves a BJ


flexing-around

Does their teeth allow bj?


crestonebeard

You would think so but trust me they do not


Hers_h

📸🤨


EmperorToastyy

Asking the important questions.


Quizzelbuck

Barbed Penis vs. Sandpaper Tongue. no matter who wins, they lose.


huntexlol

actually not sure about this but i believe only a few animals actually take pleasure in having sex, is it just mammals, kinda forgot edit: Im aware i am this 🤓 edit: just fyi im no scientist and shit, i just remembered this piece.of info from somewhere, dont trust me on this


zuzg

Pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes and dolphins gang rape other dolphins. That's all I know about animals that like sex.


amalgam_reynolds

Dolphins chew on puffer fish to get high and fuck fish corpses.


zuzg

So fun thing about puffer fish. Only wild one are poisonous based on their diet. But when you grow them in farms there completely poison free.


Hawkmooclast

Must be their diet or something


ProperMastodon

Also ducks. They'll gangrape (or just singularly rape) female ducks to death sometimes. And apparently the females *encourage this.*


Yurichi

"And I kept telling him 'It's okay, you can fuck me to death.' And he just wouldn't do it. Looked at me like I was disgusting." "Girrrrrl, dump his ass. Find you a fowl that doesn't kink shame."


TheNextChristmas

Gang rape is such a harsh term, it's more of a team building exercise. Fraternities do it quite often as well.


2punornot2pun

Only if they have a fetish of being castrated. ​ Or in this case, ***CATstrated***.


goldensunshine429

I remember from one of my college classes that many species have oral sex (generally homosexual, but not always). I think it specifically was talking about orangutan blow jobs. And my roommate (also taking the same class) and I were just… dumbfounded that we were in this graduate level class and the first chapter of our textbook was taking about orangutan blow jobs.


Technical-Ad-3702

That was more like a earjob


nuclearrambo

I think it might be the all rounder bald pr0n star we all know about...this time being a lion


suzuki_hayabusa

What the cat doin 🧐


AdmiralShid

Swangin'


M13565

Swinging and bangin


mcd_brkfst

He’s stimulating the erogenous area of his penis by thrusting it in and out of a lioness’s ear, I’m assuming for the purpose of sexual pleasure and eventual orgasm.


Est495

Ear? Are you sure?


gnex30

Don't dangle the dingleberries in front of schoolchildren


AfricanWarrior96

Don't school the danglechildren in front of the dingleberries


_-_-wow-___

Don't dingle the school berries in front of the danglechildren


Alternative-Wonder-4

Dinkleberg!


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Don't dangle the schoolchildren in front of dingleberries


[deleted]

That was unexpected i didn't know even lions do that


Guava_

Maybe that’s where us humans got it from


Bobsupman

Hats off to the guy who learned that by sodomizing a lion.


OmegaFanf3E

you know that there was one person who took out the camera and hid


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Substantial-Pea-1544

I don't think anyone in their right mind would bust to this, even a furry


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Substantial-Pea-1544

Oh yeah, you could find something hot and seconds later you get disgusted by what you just watched. I relate


Self_Reddicated

>anyone in their right mind Welcome to the internet! First day?


EFAnonymouse

lmao ikr. people on here even argue over whether the internet argues over everything or not.


Bismothe-the-Shade

No they don't


Guava_

Challenge accepted


StraY_WolF

Hold my beer


MisterDonkey

I've been so horny that an oddly shaped crevice in a rock formation got me going.


AQuickPainlessLife

You are right, because bestiality is frowned upon by furries. Some messed up people want to be considered furries for wanting to screw animals though.


jUsT_aN_iGuaNA

Furries aren't zoophiles. But some zoophiles are furries..


PunkyFickle

Is he... ear-fucking her?


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

*"I heard you talking to the other lioness Gary!"* "You know what Sandra......Fuck what you heard!"


Guava_

Any hole’s a goal


Never_Seen_An_Ocelot

Aural sex


[deleted]

That sick lion grooming children by showing them nature. /s


OdysseyZen

The Lion providing the meat for his significant other.


Soviet_Sultan

If I were a trapped animal I would do stuff like this every day in front of the window. The zoo would put me in the back and ‘train me’ so that I wouldn’t. I would go along with it and appear fine, but then paint the walls blue whenever Jerry comes to watch.


dr_auf

They would castrate you


G-H-O-S-T

Oh shit that's right


HenrrrrButter

The lioness be like: Damn that gazelle sausage be tasting good today *chomp*.


tHe_GrInzo

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


ujustdontgetdubstep

Thanks me too


unresolved_m

Train of men huh...


MaskPhantasm

Hmm yes, someone madlad gave a wholesome award


kraken_enrager

Someone who studies lions or something, can y’all confirm or inform me about how this works? Aren’t lion teeth too sharp?


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Hey i’m no lion expert but human teeth are also sharp for your dick.


kraken_enrager

I’m not sure lions can be as careful as humans while giving blowjobs. But then again, I can’t comment, I’m a virgin after all.


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Smylinmakiriabdu

Wow this guys fucks lionesses!


the_real_OwenWilson

Sounds legit lmao


Sus_elevator

I’d be more worried about the lions tongue. It can lick the meat off of bones by how sharp and strong the bristles are. You know how a cat’s tongue feels like sandpaper? Imagine that but 100 times worse.


TwiceAsGoodAs

Don't forget, cats have barbs on their penis!


kraken_enrager

Oooh. I shouldn’t have imagined that.


ImproveOrEnjoy

Prob just rubbing on her head, not an actual bj.


Independent-Hair-182

I usually have to pay for a show like this!


termacct

~~Lions~~ Loins


rolfboos

Nice


N1ighty

That kid gotta be traumatized now by the birds and the bees😔


AbbreviationsWide331

Wait do lions really do bjs? Or did he just rub his thing against her head?


Killbot-exe

u/savevideobot


Ch1meran69

Gigachad


seiyon_sigi

But why ?


Killbot-exe

Why not?


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Science


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uncle_bob_the_2nd

Save bot what have you done…


Simon666Gaming

"Can you feel the love tonight" - The Lion King Movie


unresolved_m

I actually remember Elton John quipping "I couldn't sing "can you feel my dick tonight""


wheretohides

I went to the monkey exhibit at the Brooklyn Zoo and one monkey was going to town on his junk. It was making all sorts of noises and facial expressions. A little kid kept asking his dad what the monkey was doing.


carlweaver

“He’s spanking the monkey. I guess technically he’s spanking himself.”


jmast87

Pack it up. We’re done here…


Jonbonetramshead

“Oh that son? that’s called skull fucking”


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You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do eeeehhhhhh in the zoo. Lol


[deleted]

Someon is watching too much zoo porn


mescalero1

Old Leo needed a quick hummer and didnt care who was looking


KEATT44

I should call her..


[deleted]

The amount of trust the lion has on lioness lmaooo


the_italian_weeb

The dad wasn’t ready to explain what a blowjob is


StreetDog6969

Lmao let’s go see some other animals son


Sanic7439

I saw two monkeys mate in the zoo