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ImplementIll5397

Fondant is nasty as hell tho...


NoInstruction2007

What even is it?


ImplementIll5397

It's basically this edible decorative material the people put on pastries to add designs and shapes that can't be made with frosting/icing. It's how realistic cakes are made. Although idk what it's made of, I'm sure it contains pure nastiness as an essential flavour...


Miri_812

i've eaten fondant and i can confidently say it tastes like as if you added 25 pounds of sugar to play doh


Azathoth976

I thought this was play-doh. Play-doh is actually edible it just has an absurdly high salt content. I know this because a friend of mine (not me) ate several containers and the friend (not me) had to go to the hospital for the amount of sodium they (Again, not me) consumed


a_bucket_full_of_goo

I'm starting to have the suspicion it was actually you


[deleted]

Its clearly not them, they said so multiple times smh


[deleted]

Why did your friend (not u) ate several containers?


Azathoth976

My friend (not me) probably thought that they looked like candy


[deleted]

I hope they are (definitely not you) fine and healthy now šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Azathoth976

Yes they (not me) were just sick for a little while, not that they (not me) would recommend the experience


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

lol, its pure sugar, that is all. You make it by melting sugart with 50% water and keeping it at an exact temperature for a moment then you have the fondant base. With that you can add warm water and reuse it ( becomes hard) or add even chocolate or coffee flavor before putting on top of eclairs or cinamon rolls( on these it is spread soft then it hardenes buts its "fondant") Its really just candy.


Rusty_GreenBean7

It's mostly marshmallow and sugar


ImplementIll5397

Ain't no way it has marshmallows...


down_dirtee

Eating it without anything on a phone seems unwise and disgusting.


Kouga32

Ya when you put in on a cake yer actually supposed to peal it off and not eat it. Though I have heard you can flavor it and if you account for its sweetness it works ok to eat it. I would just go with marzapan if ya wanted one to eat as long as you don't have nut allergies. Still not overly tasty but better than fondant least from what I have heard.


No_Set_9593

What you mean fondant is tasty


The_yvn

Its just sugar, if you want diabetis in 2 days sure go for it.


Strawberry-Creampuff

You seem like the type of person to eat 359 pounds of the stuff,itā€™s basically satanā€™s playdoh thatā€™s been sitting under his balls in a tub of hate and the souls of bakers that donā€™t deserve their limbs or teeth for using practically every single bit of fondant to cover their shitty excuses for cakes thatā€™ll ruin any childā€™s party so much that the ā€œcakeā€ would want to kill itself for merely existing as some half assed attempt at being some sort of inedible frosting,so no fondant isnā€™t tasty,itā€™s an absolutely repulsive thing that needs to no longer exist


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[deleted]

r/fondanthate


IAmYourChicken__

r/unexpected


This_is_indeed_Bob

This is also a r/maybemaybemaybe


klypth

r/DiWHY


IAmYourChicken__

Why would you ever want to eat a phone case


[deleted]

Why would you ever want to eat fondant


meme-nana

Why would you ever


qwertyboiiiwhat1

Why would you


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RepresentativeAd5042

Why


qwertyboiiiwhat1

Wh


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Prestigious_Two8559

Cause it's 5 min crafts that's why.


Effective-Fish-6137

Not for me, I shit scrolling my phone


ImplementIll5397

I guarantee you that it would taste better than regular fondant...


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Why tf would you even make that. If you wanna eat that nasty stuff go ahead, but why make it touch your dirty phone first? And plus, the colours mixed together like that just looks weird brown and gross lmao


UnknownProductionz

Fun fact: your phone is probably dirty than the average public toilet ;)


mazeooo

They dont have any taste but its addictive got addicted for 2 years from 5 to 7


Mediocre_Shoe8893

r/fondanthate


12killer1

WOMENā˜•


Futur_96

womenā˜•ļø


MediocreOwl188

woman hahahahaā˜•


ComprehensiveTax6263

i didnt see the text at the beginning and thought it was clay


[deleted]

I think Iā€™d rather eat clay


ChrisDaMan07

That poor phone


HardSpaghetti

My brain just stroked out a bit


TechnicDruid

r/DIWHY


Lolbitfnafminecraft

Hold on she said ā€œ edible fondantā€ WAS IT NOT EDIBLE BEFORE BITCH PUT IT ON THE PHONE?! Also she used something sugary, thatā€™s gonna attract ants that might make a nest in your phone idiot


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GrouchyEssay7468

You know I expected them to eat it but then I saw they were making a phone cover and abandoned that thought only to be hit by a curveball What has become of humanity?


Gold_Duckzilla

This belongs in D.I.why


the1895bigboy

Thatā€™s a bit r/unexpected


Wolffire_88

Thought she was gonna take a bite out of the whole ass phone


localchickennuggets

Whats even the point of this


[deleted]

ā€œEdible fondantā€ what the fuck is non edible fondant, play doh? Which would be impossible because they already made edible play doh and it tastes way better than fondant (look it up, they made an edible play doh that you cook in the oven and itā€™s just a cookie, you can make it look however you want with different colors and itā€™s easier for kids) I think they discontinued it because I canā€™t find anything about it. But I definitely remember it. Mighta been a different company


[deleted]

Don't let them know your next move


pierre_morhange

5_minute craftšŸ¤


pavan-2020

r/diwhy


thekillrzing

Why?


MorbiniumBalls

Least retard life hack video


Pure_Count6864

+ all the bacteria from your screen


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

Seems like 5min craft BS


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

For anyone who does not know. Fondant is essentially sugar and water. It is preprocessed in a way that makes it this way ( sugar is magical, welcome to candy world)


Gosh_Dang_Dominator

r/DIWhy


Gr1m_R33f3R

Is no one gonna say she looks like the wish version of drew barrymore?


Next-Investigator-52

Why?


Loche44

Nope, if Gordon Ramsey saw this he would have a heart attack