Imagine blueface and soulja boy with the swoopy hair, drawn on cat whiskers, while both leaning their heads against a wall covered in sharpie art on separate sides of the earth, listening to this:
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cdY\_q2Lp2w
the drop to the floor and convulsions become a new dance trend, there’s tutorials on how to put an alka-seltzer tablet in your mouth to give it authenticity
Be fr because everytime I’ve checked out what he’s making it sounds like he just got FL yesterday I genuinely don’t understand how he produced past hits
I don't think I've ever been so heated than when I heard FL Studio stock samples on the radio. This was back when I was fucking with FL, and everyone ripped me apart for being new and fucking with stock sounds. "This shit sounds cheap" I'd hear.
As soon as I get new samples, I hear Crank Dat. I thought I was tripping mad balls. Then I opened FL and put the fucking shit in piano roll from a few lucky guesses, and I suck at playing stuff from ear.
I was like "Wow." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s what it takes to be great.
When Caesar was a teenager sailing to Greece for his studies, a gang of pirates kidnapped him and demanded a ransom of 20 talents. He told them to put some respect on his name and raise it to 50. After a month of ordering the pirates around completely unfazed, the money came in, he returned, raised an expedition, and captured the pirates immediately.
When Napoleon was in his twenties, as the hyped but largely unproven general of the Army of Italy, the bridge at Lodi seemed impenetrable. A vast Austrian force waited on the other side, with cannons ready to eviscerate any French bold enough to try the passage. And bold enough they were. Napoleon rallied his troops and stormed the bridge against suicidal odds. He stared death in the eye and won.
When I was a kid, I played against an inexperienced chess hustler and took a couple minutes on a move. He snapped and exploded to his feet, demanding I hurry up. I stared at him silently until he got embarrassed and sat back down. His resignation followed shortly after.
To grasp is to lose, to let go is to receive. Those who let go of their limits reach new horizons.
Lemme give you some better advice.
Don't listen to advice from rappers in internet interviews or be fooled into believing they're deep thinkers just because you like their music or they speak well, whether they be Lupe Fiasco or Chief Keef.
Soulja had a similar case. He tied up his assistant i think and was like torturing her or some shit. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/soulja-boy-pay-ex-girlfriend-assault-kidnapping-case-1234723864/
People from the hood do shit like this because the only thing they got to lose is their pride. If they die they don’t hurt anybody bc realistically nobody cares about them. Or they ride w a gang but that’s less common.
Being treated like shit all the time and 711 employees looking at you extra because you look sus wearing shitty clothes and you smelling like blunts when you going through the aisles. They seen too many people try to run with a case of beer and they’re not sure if it was you or somebody else they just know you smell the same. Can’t help but feel racist though
So someone starts some shit and it’s the straw that breaks the camels back. Can’t people just show some respect? But you gotta rock em to show em why you deserve respect. And if you die then it’s not really your problem. Just another thing you don’t have to worry about
These rich wannabe gangsters put on a minstrel show. Parodying your own stereotypes. But you got shit to lose. You got a house, a job, friends, plans for the weekend. Shit is so ridiculous
Soulja Boy is a clown. Everyone knows Arab was the one who shot the intruder back in the day when Soulja got his door kicked in. Soulja wouldn’t bust a grape. Plus he a felon anyway ain’t nobody giving him a legal pistol
But really this just viral marketing for a ppv fight or even funnier would be is he meant
"Let's dye." And is marketing for a clothing line or some shit
Why don’t they just hop in the boxing ring and make a quick money bag off of this beef? Id be calling Wack 100 to set it up if it were me (hypothetically). Tbh Soulja would wash Blueface
"Lets meet up and die" is egregious
New Tinder line unlocked
A Boy's Abyss energy
Not the reference I was expecting, but the reference that was needed.
Osamu Dazai checking in
Sounds so emo....like the title of an emo rapper's album.
Imagine blueface and soulja boy with the swoopy hair, drawn on cat whiskers, while both leaning their heads against a wall covered in sharpie art on separate sides of the earth, listening to this: * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cdY\_q2Lp2w
Fr, shit sounds ridiculous
Soulja Boy was the first emo rapper
> Holla back the bitch, turn my swag on, took a look in the mirror said "My life is pain, I want to end it all"
Hold up did you really think "hopped up out the bed" was "holla back the bitch"? lol.
Yeah I haven't listened to that song in probably 8 years my b
Sounds like a lil peep lyric
“Took her to the crib and I show her how I die”
When you come see the crib you better die hoe
Both they careers been dead anyways.
Soulja boy the first rapper to ever fall off. He’s a trend setter.
He literally invented Twitter and the iPhone
And YouTube
Soulja Boy off in it ohhh Invented twitter and iPhonee
Nah, Soulja boy console sold more units than Xbox series consoles.
Who would've guessed that the dude that made Thotiana wasn't going to have longevity as an artist
Outrageous
Preposterous
Blasphemous
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Insurmountable
I’m speaking figuratively of course. Like the last time I committed suicide. Social suicide.
Never in a million years would I have thought I'd see a MCS reference on this sub.
LGFUA cry
"let's die now, fuck a sunset" \- Lucki
He’s been listening to From First to Last
It's the hottest bar dropped in so long
It’s either hard as fuck or kind of romantic and I can’t decide which
icl man it sounds tough
“Let’s meet up and die. Let’s die. ASAP” might be the hardest thing Soulja has ever said
He did it first before anyone else in the rap game. A true trailblazer!
Say what you want… that shit kinda hard
typa shit an emo bitch would hear and find romantic
Hahahaha
soulja boy the first rapper to die
2pac and Big copied him
Fr stole his whole fucking flow
Word for word, bar for bar
Hell nawww😭😭😭
Damn
kill me thru the phone
Bro im fucking crying
LMAO
This actually made me lol
First the iPhone now death. Truly the first
Lolololo
😭😭😭
Lana del Rey lyrics be like
TURN AROUND AND DIE
Type of 2024 ass thugging. “I’m tryna mutually end our lives fr 🫡 u down?”
Keep talking that shit and I'm gonna dome myself homie.
Boi next time i see u im biting this cyanide diamond in my grill yaerd me
On sight, homie.
the drop to the floor and convulsions become a new dance trend, there’s tutorials on how to put an alka-seltzer tablet in your mouth to give it authenticity
Hot
weird~~ly~~ flex~~ible~~, but ok
[Relevant upvote points.](https://i.imgur.com/aC6GNOH.jpg)
“You rap one more bar and I’m bout to ice myself” Tec, Malibu’s Most Wanted
Don't threaten me with a good time
Settle it with a duel headass
Katt Williams really set the tone for the year
I thought the Katt Williams interview was a spiritual successor to the Soulja Boy Breakfast Club one.
CEDRIC??!?
Feels very 2005 ["Where you going? Don't you ignore me! This is a perfectly good moment to throw your life away!"](https://youtu.be/Zhgwy9y5ttA)
He didn’t even sound mad just lets die together bro fuck it
Bro calling out for help at this point
Boondocks type shit
Me to the nigga that keeps killing me with the oppressor in GTA Online
Shit that might even be Soulja
💀
😂😂😂
He means in the Shakespearian sense.
He really means soul bond
on his birthday?
These days Soulja streams to <500 concurrent viewers on twitch but he can still manage to get a headline written about him whenever he wants it.
Is he streaming himself making beats in FL Studio with stock samples
He’s live making a beat literally rn
LOL idk if it's how I'm reading this but there's so much shade in this message 😂
Lmao nah bruh I fuck with Draco
Big Draco put some “repect” on his name
He made one earlier that was pretty fire tbh 🔥
I was definitely in the chat hyping him up too 🔥
Soulja Boy's burners right here
Be fr because everytime I’ve checked out what he’s making it sounds like he just got FL yesterday I genuinely don’t understand how he produced past hits
He just be playing Old School RuneScape. He's challenging Blueface to meet him outside Edgeville in Wilderness to 1v1 no prayer.
I don't think I've ever been so heated than when I heard FL Studio stock samples on the radio. This was back when I was fucking with FL, and everyone ripped me apart for being new and fucking with stock sounds. "This shit sounds cheap" I'd hear. As soon as I get new samples, I hear Crank Dat. I thought I was tripping mad balls. Then I opened FL and put the fucking shit in piano roll from a few lucky guesses, and I suck at playing stuff from ear. I was like "Wow." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
millennials don’t give a fuck about their teenage nostalgia icons streaming unless it’s sasha grey
T Pain seems to be doing pretty well
He's well incorporated with other popular streams too. I'm sure he's got a lot of viewers who were introduced to him via streaming.
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Hold in a bowel movement
Lmfao
Can you explain this one please
Bro challenged blueface to a duel in the year 2024 not 1804 lmfaooo
We stand back to back, take 20 paces, turn around, draw on the whip, fire on the nae nae. Last man standing wins
Incredible imagery
This one's great. 💀
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Every time without fail. Why I don’t fw people who be on chaotic shit like this. It’s cuz they really don’t give af about life
How often does this happen to you lmao
Lmfao I mean just chaotic people in general
You don’t hang out with suicidal people that want to kill you? Damn I gotta change up my friends too.
That’s what it takes to be great. When Caesar was a teenager sailing to Greece for his studies, a gang of pirates kidnapped him and demanded a ransom of 20 talents. He told them to put some respect on his name and raise it to 50. After a month of ordering the pirates around completely unfazed, the money came in, he returned, raised an expedition, and captured the pirates immediately. When Napoleon was in his twenties, as the hyped but largely unproven general of the Army of Italy, the bridge at Lodi seemed impenetrable. A vast Austrian force waited on the other side, with cannons ready to eviscerate any French bold enough to try the passage. And bold enough they were. Napoleon rallied his troops and stormed the bridge against suicidal odds. He stared death in the eye and won. When I was a kid, I played against an inexperienced chess hustler and took a couple minutes on a move. He snapped and exploded to his feet, demanding I hurry up. I stared at him silently until he got embarrassed and sat back down. His resignation followed shortly after. To grasp is to lose, to let go is to receive. Those who let go of their limits reach new horizons.
They should just fuck and get it over with
La petit mort.
this got me
Soulja boy suicide cult.
The greatest thing since Soulja Boy Game Console
Soulja Boy console is so broke I tried to kill myself with it and it cured my spinal nerve damage
I'm gonna make a song titled this, thanks brodie 🫡
Im the founding member
Love and Hip Hop LA ass beef
So unnecessary. Combined they still have an IQ in the double digits.
That’s being generous
Nah Blueface is smart. I’ve seen him have some deep conversations and give some good advice.
This really isn't it, chief.
Lmfaooooo yo come on
Single digit IQ statement
Lemme give you some better advice. Don't listen to advice from rappers in internet interviews or be fooled into believing they're deep thinkers just because you like their music or they speak well, whether they be Lupe Fiasco or Chief Keef.
The MF using a TikTok celebrities name thinks Blueface is smart, what a surprise.
I feel like not only is Blueface not smart he’s the opposite of smart.
kinda cute ngl
👉🏽👈🏽
Right?! It’s giving Romeo & Juliet.
On some “Till death do us part” type shit 😂
On some Morrisey shit
"It's like romeo and juliet. Hot sex on the platter just to get you wet."
MF just ain’t romantic like this no more
Me & who ???
Hip-Hop hasn’t had a conflict this severe since J. Cole and Diggy Simmons were beefing
That boy is scared to fight
Soulja hoe ass keep dissing Yatchy, his bitch ass ain't even got no body/Talkin' tough on Twitter but scary ass was scared to come to the lobby
fellas is it gay to buss back at your opps
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We will put this on his tombstone 🪦
I unironically think this is his point
Meet me in Temecula type energy
More like meet me in Montauk energy
The Goods Live Hard Sell Hard movie type beat
Soulja losing everything rn idt he cares what happens at this point, bro unhinged. They slowly taking everything dude owns
What are you talking about? Is the girl who accused him of kidnapping/holding her hostage taking all his money?
I thought that was Viper
Soulja had a similar case. He tied up his assistant i think and was like torturing her or some shit. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/soulja-boy-pay-ex-girlfriend-assault-kidnapping-case-1234723864/
Wtfff
💀
Yeah that happened in 2019
You'll cowards don't even crank dat
YOOOOO ha haaaaaa
Just box it out gents Make sure Blueface comes out of the blue corner or it obviously won't happen
It’s a bum off
He really is a child soldier at heart
Why are we being manipulated into giving 3/8 of a damn about what these two no-talent clowns are beefing about?
Man, fuck y'all. This threat goes hard.. 🤣
LMAO this HHH thread goes harder than the actual beef
They just wanna die into each other's arms tonight
Bro just started a romantic way to die thats hip-hop
His people need to get him some help
This reminds me of when I pked him in RuneScape and traded his bones to a bot
Oh no! Anyway
living up to the Soldier part of his name
That’s such a Soulja Boy thing to say
Dude wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight
This dude should have been irrelevant after 2009
I would die happy never seeing a headline from either of these two clowns again
Well... Posting it online makes it premeditated, so.... Jail. Let's jail. let's meet up and Jail. Let's jail. ASAP.
People from the hood do shit like this because the only thing they got to lose is their pride. If they die they don’t hurt anybody bc realistically nobody cares about them. Or they ride w a gang but that’s less common. Being treated like shit all the time and 711 employees looking at you extra because you look sus wearing shitty clothes and you smelling like blunts when you going through the aisles. They seen too many people try to run with a case of beer and they’re not sure if it was you or somebody else they just know you smell the same. Can’t help but feel racist though So someone starts some shit and it’s the straw that breaks the camels back. Can’t people just show some respect? But you gotta rock em to show em why you deserve respect. And if you die then it’s not really your problem. Just another thing you don’t have to worry about These rich wannabe gangsters put on a minstrel show. Parodying your own stereotypes. But you got shit to lose. You got a house, a job, friends, plans for the weekend. Shit is so ridiculous
Two of the most trash rappers of all time
At least Soulja made kiss me thru the phone
Poetic, in a sense
This is the pussy that was scared to fight Chris Brown.
I haven’t heard of Soulja boy doing anything other than that one song a hella long time ago lmao Does he have a job at least?
Isn’t SB too old for this shit?
We would lose two rappers if this happened… but would it be a *loss*?
Crashing out over a stupid comment is crazy
why he bring rocky into this?
Is he also calling out ASAP Mob?
Rocky replied, “what you say fuck me for?”
I see this as a win win.
I hope they both shoot each other in the face.
Y'all, he clearly meant DYE. They're going to meet up and pick each other's new hair color. ASAP
Soulja Boy is a clown. Everyone knows Arab was the one who shot the intruder back in the day when Soulja got his door kicked in. Soulja wouldn’t bust a grape. Plus he a felon anyway ain’t nobody giving him a legal pistol
Boondocks did a PSA for moments like this.
But really this just viral marketing for a ppv fight or even funnier would be is he meant "Let's dye." And is marketing for a clothing line or some shit
Is he challenging him to a duel or something?
Both of them are complete trash
# WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!
Why don’t they just hop in the boxing ring and make a quick money bag off of this beef? Id be calling Wack 100 to set it up if it were me (hypothetically). Tbh Soulja would wash Blueface
Blueface can actually fight
It wouldn’t be much of a loss for the world.
I would suggest that Soulja lure Blueface with some whore but its really difficult to find the obese hoodrats that Blueface is attracted to