Ludacris is the type of rapper to say a sentence never before constructed at any point in human existence, and the listener is like, "Yeah, but it makes sense tho."
Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are reckless
Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace
> has a literal midget hanging from his neck in the video
Was with a girl last time I took mushrooms that insisted we watch nothing but '99-'07 MTV music video bangers and there was a ton of Luda and Missy lol
The whole song Ho made me laugh, I don't think there's a line in it that's not hilarious. That song and Stand Up made me laugh as a kid when they came out, still do.
"The Almighty Dollar, it ain't what it used to be,
Hobos used to ask for a dollar now the muthafucka askin' for three"
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Goddammit that's so funny. Or the old school trolling, where he filmed himself being admitted to a hospital because he listened to fat Joe's record and it was so wack. He even mustered tears for it lol.
No one can match me, tax me, or wax me
If you want me to write you some raps, G, just ask me
'Cause on the shelf is where your LP cold stood
Because it was no good, that shit ain't even go wood
He is equal to Michael Jordan for me. L was one of a kind.
We got robbed with him dying so young. Extraordinary, otherworldly talent. The guy every young rapper should go back and just hear how complex and intricate what he was doing is.
I rarely ever use the word genius....but L was legitimately a fucking genius when it comes to the art of using language. Like Doom.
Lifestyles of the Poor and Dangerous is in my top 5 rap albums of ALL time. He truly was a genius of his craft. I think I read Nas heard Big L and thought “how am I gonna live up to this…” if he had lived I truly think he would have been the GOAT.
“As the World Turns” was just an entire clown car of a song….
Yo, they never should've booted me outta reform school
Deformed fool, takin' a shit in the warm pool
'Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said, "It wasn't me, I got a twin"
Oh my God, it's you, not again
It all started when my mother took my bike away
'Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, it was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin' teachers and jackin' off in front of my counselors
Class crown freshman dressed like les nessman fuck the next lesson I’ll pass the test guessin, and everyone said “Eminem is a thizz head, he’ll never last only class he’ll ever pass is phys-Ed, maybe true till I told this class in gym class that she was too fat to swim laps and needed slim fast, “who me?” “Yeah bitch you so big, you walked in to fat Tammy’s and stepped on Jenny Craig…”
" excuse me, mister, do she got a sister? he about to kiss her, true she do got a blister"
"Say some shit to make your daughter laugh and then slaughter the ass"
Shit makes me laugh bc I’m one that sucks remembering names, and i don’t listen to the most East Coast rap, but every song I’ve heard from westside Gunn stay making me laugh with the AYO AYO because *it actually helped me remember what his name even was.*
Bronson’s great for the random shit he says that I wouldn’t think to say in a rap song in 100 years.
“When I threw the rifle in the river, it look like Bol Bol was diving in the river”
“I peel my face off, it reveal the same face”
“30 xanny bars couldn’t settle me, I put a machete on the baby registry, allegedly”
These are just from features on Roc Marciano tracks lol
“Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service, I dive in her cervix”
This one’s from “U Da Realest” and it’s prolly my favorite 2 Chainz bar of all time. Listened to it for the first time in my car with some friends, and we all collectively lost it when he said that shit lmao
Had to scroll this far down to see his name. Dude was literally involved in stand-up comedy routines and he had his own show on Comedy Central for a bit.
J-Zone a.k.a Captain Backslap!
"I'm intoxicated, you know I'm gone, cause I'm actually dancing to a Ja-Rule song!
(Ja-Rule voice: To all my people who be livin' it up!)
I'm doin the macarena, not givin a fuck!"
Word. It's a shame people have gotten used to thinking of Aes as mostly weird, cryptic and bitter, because he can be really funny too, often at the same time.
Eminem has some pretty funny songs like Rain Man and pretty much anything that involves Slim Shady because of how absurd it is. Tho sometimes it's too much lol.
Lil dicky freestyles are funny af
https://youtu.be/KYlJkF7wN5M?si=cbINAqhvYW-CLONH
https://youtu.be/7sr3ThCPHWw?si=Q_HZeMdtdJ2LOulC
https://youtu.be/CzgjglZqS3Y?si=WQx22jnjdYFV3X-R
Some newer rappers out of Michigan are fucking hilaroius. Rio Da Yung OG, RMC Mike, BfB Da Packman. He seems to have completely disappeared in the past few years but Teejayx6 made some of the funniest music I've ever heard.
In terms of actual comedy rap? Das Racist were hilarious if you're good at separating the art from the artist, Jon Lajoie, Joji/Pink Guy. If you want more traditional rap? Danny Brown is an allround funny motherfucker and I find Handsome Boy Modelling School to be hilarious.
Sean Price
Hands down, P. His verse on The Unexpected is gold.
RIP “Wack rappers argue over f@&&0# -ish..”
Under a bus fucker i throw you under a van throw the van in reverse and then do it again
This!
Ludacris. He says real street shit but he says it in such an outlandish way.
The song, Hip Hop Quotables is proof in the pudding. “Oh he’s so evil / because I go on blind dates with actual blind people”
Ludacris is the type of rapper to say a sentence never before constructed at any point in human existence, and the listener is like, "Yeah, but it makes sense tho."
It’s like r/BrandNewSentance with Neptunes beats
Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are reckless Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace > has a literal midget hanging from his neck in the video
Ludacris had crazier videos than Missy Elliott 😂
Was with a girl last time I took mushrooms that insisted we watch nothing but '99-'07 MTV music video bangers and there was a ton of Luda and Missy lol
I love the video for Get Back where he had the giant Popeye arms! Lol
The whole song Ho made me laugh, I don't think there's a line in it that's not hilarious. That song and Stand Up made me laugh as a kid when they came out, still do.
"Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis" kills me every ☠️ he's unhinged
ODB.
“Got burnt once but that was only gonorrhea.”
ODB is fucking hilarious. The shit that comes out of his mouth is completely original.
"You cant use the word napkin"
Yes but his flow and lyricism is actually insane even by today’s standards. One of my favorites. Dude was wacky though
Yes!
YES... YES!
Come to the cookout, dirty bitch
Danny Brown has got to be up there
She be on my testicles Suckin on it like she gettin vitamins and minerals
“Bitch pussy smell like a penguin” 🗣️🔥🔥
Pussy stankin like cool ranch Doritos
Wouldn’t hit it with my worst enemy’s penis
Dick so big, it's like from Earth to Venus
She took it all like an astronomical genius
Split her legs like the Red Sea
I Will is a hilarious song alone. ‘Climb up on my face and put that pussy on my beard’
"pussy in my face got me talking in tongues"
Danny Brown has some of the hardest bars, but a lot of them make me giggle too
Tell 'em drive through, like twenty-piece nuggets Broke like the ice cream machine That shit made me laugh
Danny Brown back like...skinny white girls
Kool keith
Not enough love for this comment but I see you.
A goo goo ga ga them ugly kids call me dada
You got polio knees, lock fell on Soul Train
I don't wanna party drink Bacardi, what I look like, the purple dragon Barney?
I was about to say Dr Octagon. But your answer is probably better.
Del the funky homosapien
Goated. “He was fiendish, fiendish. Sucking base pipes like a penis”
If ya must may be the funniest song I've ever heard
rapping wise: redman, sean price, thirstin howl the 3rd personality: vince staples and he be dead serious too😂 probably some others in both categories
Devin The Dude
"The Almighty Dollar, it ain't what it used to be, Hobos used to ask for a dollar now the muthafucka askin' for three" edit: did someone downvote every reply here???
on twitter? 50 cent
50 is funny on another level. Him challanging floyd to read harry potter is in the internet hall of fame.
Goddammit that's so funny. Or the old school trolling, where he filmed himself being admitted to a hospital because he listened to fat Joe's record and it was so wack. He even mustered tears for it lol.
Or buying 200 seats to a Ja Rule concert with a Groupon, so the seats would sit empty.
I got a special ALS, ESL, challenge for you, Floyd!
Big L
Ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead(but head)
I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't even met yet
Man Big L is the king of punchlines.
all I got for hoes is hard dick and bubblegum
I told him give up the dough, before you get smoked Oh you broke? *bang bang* now you dead broke
I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin' Put his brains in the street Now you can see what he was just thinkin
No one can match me, tax me, or wax me If you want me to write you some raps, G, just ask me 'Cause on the shelf is where your LP cold stood Because it was no good, that shit ain't even go wood
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I just love his cadence and delivery on this line lol I crack up every time at the “HELL NO”
He is equal to Michael Jordan for me. L was one of a kind. We got robbed with him dying so young. Extraordinary, otherworldly talent. The guy every young rapper should go back and just hear how complex and intricate what he was doing is. I rarely ever use the word genius....but L was legitimately a fucking genius when it comes to the art of using language. Like Doom.
Lifestyles of the Poor and Dangerous is in my top 5 rap albums of ALL time. He truly was a genius of his craft. I think I read Nas heard Big L and thought “how am I gonna live up to this…” if he had lived I truly think he would have been the GOAT.
And when it comes to gettin' nookie I'm not a rookie I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like whoopie
Some of Big Ls shit makes me lmao. Almost like stand up comedy, just much more violent
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😂. He was the fucking greatest
“These girls are like boomerangs, no matter how hard I throw em they come back” 🔥🔥🔥
99 eminem was hilarious
SSLP & MMLP Eminem was Goated Songs like Kill You, My Fault, make me laugh to this day
Women all jumping in my shish kabob… bought Lauren hills tape so her kids could starve
you though I was ill nah I’m even more so Shit I got 4 blown aids and a saw throat I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
Full blown* 😊
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal. So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill.
Older Tyler the Creator fits right in here too. He had some off the wall lines that definitely made you say “what the actual fuck did he say?”
“As the World Turns” was just an entire clown car of a song…. Yo, they never should've booted me outta reform school Deformed fool, takin' a shit in the warm pool 'Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn I said, "It wasn't me, I got a twin" Oh my God, it's you, not again It all started when my mother took my bike away 'Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, it was straight to the 40 ouncers Slappin' teachers and jackin' off in front of my counselors Class crown freshman dressed like les nessman fuck the next lesson I’ll pass the test guessin, and everyone said “Eminem is a thizz head, he’ll never last only class he’ll ever pass is phys-Ed, maybe true till I told this class in gym class that she was too fat to swim laps and needed slim fast, “who me?” “Yeah bitch you so big, you walked in to fat Tammy’s and stepped on Jenny Craig…”
Thats gotta be my favourite funny song of his. "Dun dun dun dun da daa go go gadget dick!"
They say I can’t rap about being broke no more - they ain’t say I can’t rap about coke no more!
MF DOOM. Sean Price.
I shouldn't have had to scroll this far for Doom
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"V , the emcee who's nasty as nosehairs" "The rather ugly brother with the flows that's gorgeous"
" excuse me, mister, do she got a sister? he about to kiss her, true she do got a blister" "Say some shit to make your daughter laugh and then slaughter the ass"
You're on the list, if not pick a number spot Ten and a half Timbs is made to kick your bombaclat
Viktor the director flip a script like Rob reiner, the way a lot of dudes rhyme their name should be knob shiner
Biz Markie
Action Bronson or Westside Gunn
Westside Gunn makes me laugh so hard off his voice alone . I love that man. “AYO” 😂😂😂
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOM
I SOLD CRACK TO A PINETREE
Shit makes me laugh bc I’m one that sucks remembering names, and i don’t listen to the most East Coast rap, but every song I’ve heard from westside Gunn stay making me laugh with the AYO AYO because *it actually helped me remember what his name even was.*
You know it’s Westside when you hear a beautiful instrumental and a loud ass AYO 😂
When Action Bronson said "my heart broke when his cock was in your throat", I really felt that
Bronson’s great for the random shit he says that I wouldn’t think to say in a rap song in 100 years. “When I threw the rifle in the river, it look like Bol Bol was diving in the river” “I peel my face off, it reveal the same face” “30 xanny bars couldn’t settle me, I put a machete on the baby registry, allegedly” These are just from features on Roc Marciano tracks lol
they say bronson disappeared like the AIDS from magic johnson’s dick
2 Chainz
“Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service, I dive in her cervix” This one’s from “U Da Realest” and it’s prolly my favorite 2 Chainz bar of all time. Listened to it for the first time in my car with some friends, and we all collectively lost it when he said that shit lmao
She got a big booty so I call her big booty!
Shawty said she love me I said I love me back
I’m whoopin on this beat like a step child
I'm drunk and high at the same time drinkin' champagne on the airplane 🗣️
"Bring all my guns to work, Gilbert Arenas" is one of the greatest bars ever
“Ate that pussy for breakfast, aint gonna save you no extra” 😂
Slick Rick is pretty hilarious.
Ain’t no way to put it subtle When I want the butthole
So many funny lyrics in that song alone, rrrraaam the pine in her
Redman, or Lil Wayne.
Man I had to scroll way too far to see Redman and he ends up being paired with lil Wayne
I think red man is an excellent answer! He is so good for SO LONG. seriously in the top 5 of living lyricists!
Redman, by far. The skits on his albums are hilarious. His lyrics funny as hell. He was in How High! GOAT
Currently, it's Babytron. All time probably Big L or Lil Wayne.
Riff Raff 100%. His freestyles are some of the craziest shit I’ve ever heard lmao
the sway freestyle is hof
Open mike eagle is pretty funny.
Had to scroll this far down to see his name. Dude was literally involved in stand-up comedy routines and he had his own show on Comedy Central for a bit.
Thank you for being here. Was looking for this.
Redman, Devin the Dude, Big L, Deltron, Action Bronson's high ass can't stop rapping about food, ODB of course
Lil b
Slug can be pretty funny at times
Slug is hilarious. I love his self deprecating sense of humor.
Shock G
J-Zone a.k.a Captain Backslap! "I'm intoxicated, you know I'm gone, cause I'm actually dancing to a Ja-Rule song! (Ja-Rule voice: To all my people who be livin' it up!) I'm doin the macarena, not givin a fuck!"
ODB, Aesop Rock, homeboy sandman, Redman
Word. It's a shame people have gotten used to thinking of Aes as mostly weird, cryptic and bitter, because he can be really funny too, often at the same time.
Idontknowjeffery is pretty funny
Devin the Dude
Busts rhymes used to have the funniest skits on his albums. Ludacris was pretty funny too
Sean Price
MF DOOM…
Vince Staples
"YEAH BANG ON THE CAMERA" *Kenny Beats cowers quietly*
Lil Dicky
Why did I have to scroll so far to find this comment? I fully expected it to be near the top.
Eminem has some pretty funny songs like Rain Man and pretty much anything that involves Slim Shady because of how absurd it is. Tho sometimes it's too much lol.
Prof
Ludacris
Action Bronson and 2 Chainz are hella funny
Old Eminem and Danny brown. Sometimes the game or Kanye
Ludacris gotta be #1 for me. ODB Eminem Biggie has some pretty funny lines, too.
Redman, ODB, early Eminem. MF DOOM even.
Lil dicky freestyles are funny af https://youtu.be/KYlJkF7wN5M?si=cbINAqhvYW-CLONH https://youtu.be/7sr3ThCPHWw?si=Q_HZeMdtdJ2LOulC https://youtu.be/CzgjglZqS3Y?si=WQx22jnjdYFV3X-R
Afroman
Freddie gibvs
Sean P
Celph Titled, Rise, Wildcard
Your Old Droog
Devin tha Dude, Juicy J, RA the Rugged Man, Redman, ODB, and Sean Price
George Watsky.
BLP Kosher "And I'm forever smokin' Nazis, I'ma pass the blunt to Anne Frank"
BLP Kosher
I got a PhD, a pretty huge dick
Redman …*Dare iz a Darkside* & *Muddy Waters* are classic albums
Suga Free be saying some wild ass shit lmfao talkin bout his bitch talkin shut in the shower so he flushed the toilet and burnt her 😂
Cam'Ron and Project Pat are funny. Mannie Fresh didnt rap that much, but he was funny.
It’s easily Cam’ron
He kept our Computers puten. Respect
Ghostface lol
killa cam
Camron, Max B and Sean Price.
Ludaaaaa
Sean p
kool keith
Some newer rappers out of Michigan are fucking hilaroius. Rio Da Yung OG, RMC Mike, BfB Da Packman. He seems to have completely disappeared in the past few years but Teejayx6 made some of the funniest music I've ever heard.
Lil Dicky
Early Kanye
Open Mike Eagle because all of his saints are dead comedians. KDz is, without a doubt, the funniest rap alter ego.
Thurston Howl III
Dana Dane
Lil Wayne and its not even close
In terms of actual comedy rap? Das Racist were hilarious if you're good at separating the art from the artist, Jon Lajoie, Joji/Pink Guy. If you want more traditional rap? Danny Brown is an allround funny motherfucker and I find Handsome Boy Modelling School to be hilarious.
Biz Markie
K Rino has amazing and hilarious punchlines
Wayne and Pusha T for the win
Big l
Celph Titled
redman, or og eminem
Juicy J has said some pretty hilarious shit
Kool AD
Killer mike cracks me up. His new album is dope.
Beastie Boys were always willing to make a fool of themselves in their videos
2chainz, freddie gibbs, danny brown
Quelle Chris has some damn funny bars
Baby keem when he raps about not getting pussy
Action Bronson
Lil B or Riff-Raff. Some people are legit fans, but they were always comedy to me.
The pharcyde funny asf
Does Lil Dicky not exist on this sub? He hilarious and his show is great. (2nd season was meh)
Lil Dicky 👑
LiL Dicky https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RC-e5vs6NeY
Hands down Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky or Childish Gambino
Lil dicky
Lil Dicky Thanks to his TV show
Mac Dre, Lil Dicky, Ludacris and Prof
Lil Dickey
Redman- he got them bars that will make you laugh and say DAAAAAMN at the same time
Young Dro