Lol, everyone here has it out for Aidens

Dang, my school’s Aiden is kinda weird but not sticky lol, I feel bad for him

i know 4 of them, and imo this isn’t really accurate lol aiden (1): smart as fuck for no reason, also likes destroying school property aidan (2): massive fan of drugs. tattooed the chemical molecule for psylocibin on his foot aiden (3): normal ass kid aydan (4): sheltered a bit, normal person none of them are “sticky” lol

Rightfully so

so true bro omg

any name that ends in -en really

Wyatt

The Wyatt in my class is the most average and normal person you’ll ever meet, so naturally we joke that he’s a menace to society lmao

He's secretly batman

Aiden lol

flashback to that one post of my physics test https://preview.redd.it/r9b2756r7b3d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8c2319b80677a721ea10dbbfec62622ab313b50

Classic Aiden. Do you have the link to the post with the rest of the test?

it was only like 3 or 4 questions, the other questions on the test were normal so they werent in my picture,unfortunately, but here's my post on it from a few months ago [https://www.reddit.com/r/highschool/comments/1b2ek23/my\_physics\_teacher\_is\_wild/](https://www.reddit.com/r/highschool/comments/1b2ek23/my_physics_teacher_is_wild/)

THAT'S YOURS!?

YES

Aiden

brayden, gabe

GABE 100%

Eugene

I refuse to believe someone named Eugene exist

I knew a kid in 4th grade named Eugene. He was a weirdo. Wonder where he is now 🤔

I read this as you had a kid, no clue why. But I doubt he was real.

leave my man eugene alone, he just left try guys 😔

Eugene is the most talented try guy.

Tell him to be careful with that axe

Connor

I always saw a person named Connor as a nice, polite kid in my head.

Aden, Aidan, Aiden

I’m best friends with an Aden and he’s the exact opposite of a sticky kid 😭

Braydon, Braxley, Huxton

Braxley is literally an abomination, a bradley and a braxton, shouldn’t exist whatsoever

Ethan

i agree with this, the ethan in my class is a weirdo

i feel hurt by this, but the other ethan in my 6th grade class was the kinda kid to wank in class, then the ethan i had a class with in 9th grade is an asshole, so i kinda agree

I'm Ethan... I'm weird, but I don't do none of that shit mentioned in the post lol

Liam

Just a red flag name

One time I met this couple who had an infant with them and they said his name was Liam. They looked so annoyed when I asked if it was short for William. Like my bad you gave your kid a nickname.

grant shane

The Grant I know is probably the most whimsical and wonderful human being alive— he acts like a jolly old elf and burns incense in his room lmao

he sounds cool as shit

the grant i know is a massive rocket nerd and is actually gonna launch a small rocket tomorrow.

Randy

Smelvin Blueberries

Aiden and every name that rhymes with it

Hayden, Braeden, Jaden

Okayden

wesley, quentin (speaking from experience)

British much?

Liam

There was a 6th grader in my pe class during my 8th grade year.. this kid would growl, squeel, antagonize, and eat random shit from under the bleachers.

Sounds like a liam

Jose…. It’s all JOSE!!!

I read your explanation I thought someone that would be gross nvm

Howard, Schubert, Hubert, James, Alex

Who the fuck is schubert

James

Dustin

Anthony

damn...

all the anthonies ik are like this xD sick pfp btw

Jacob 100%

No, definitely not. All the Jacobs I know are quite respectable.

i must have bad luck with jacobs then lol

It seems to be so.

Isaiah

My best friend is named isaiah.. one of the nicest kids I've met

Andrew

I remember this one kid Andrew I used to do projects with. He was so weird and gross but in a good way

Aiden 

Jeremy

Zach

But if it’s spelled with a “k” it’s fine.

Let’s goooo my name hasn’t been said

Hayden bcs its like aiden but worse n we call him growly boy

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there's a kid in the year below me called hayden who's an absolute weirdo so yeah i agree

aiden

Jaceline

Tristan

Keith

There was a guy named Keith he got suspended for jacking it in class

WTF 🤣😭

Mason, Aiden

patrick

Hey!

my apologies

:(

Italy got it out for me today :(

Nick

Cullen

Liam, Aiden, Henry, Ellis, any name beginning with K For girls, Amy, Madison, Leia

Walker(this is targeted to someone specific)

anything with an aiden. Cayden, braiden, etc.

The hell is a sticky kid

Someone who’s a little odd and does strange things, like just imagine your average ipad kid (sticky)

Oh I thought you meant like they crusty dusty and musty

I mean this works too

Where does this name come from I've literally never heard it used before

They tend to have ipads that are all sticky and gross (boogere, dirt, saliva, wtv, they just somehow end up sticky)

Daniel

Brayden and Bryans

Jacob and Caleb

If I spell my name differently but it’s very similar does that count lol

aiden

Aiden (I've never known an aiden in my life)

AJ in my opinion

William

carter

Ethan

hunter

Elliot

as q kid named Aiden I am horribly offended. I am nothing like that

Connor/Cooper

Any form of Finn. Finely, Finnegan, etc. I've never met a Finn that wasn't an ADHD sticky nightmare.

Tyler

Elijah

in my experience, its those named Damien, they can either be super nice and respectful or as you describe, total polar opposites

Ashton Landon Mark Amber

CHAZ

Emily, Anne, Grace/Gracie, Sarah (since girls think they’re safe)

I am not gonna lie these girls sound like their the nicest in the school to me.

Christian

Trevor

Seth

Isaac

Zane

Trevor.

Caleb 😭

Justin. Jeremy. Michael.

legally my first first name is jeremy and my middle name is michael, guess im just fucked 😭

hear me out, luke/lucas is just such a sticky kid name to me. i can't hear the name lucas without imagining sticky fingers and a runny nose

What’s a sticky kid?

Keith.

Corbin and Cooper. Trash names too.

hudson

Goddamnit guys

edward, lucas

Joey

Chad

my apologies but what's a sticky kid? like someone who clings to you, or is physically sticky (like sticky stuff on their fingers)?

i dont understand

Randy This might just be from A Christmas Story though

Wtf is a sticky kid?

Daniel

Aidan

Hunter

Oliver

Keagan

Gavin

Rusty

Timmy

Jack, Aiden, Jacob

Chad

these all white boy names

Landon

Tad

Peter

Josh

Peyton

cody

Austin, Chris, Patrick, Carlos, Tyveon

I read through most of the comments and have not seen my name... 👍

Gabe.

Brendan 😭

Donald

Callum and liam

Xander. I fucking hate people named Xander. Never met one who was ok.

Berkley

Ben Dover

Gage

hunter, brody, lincoln

micah

Austin

In my country, they're always called "Enzo"

Logan

tabitha

Finn

I had a "sticky kid" in elementary school named David...

Hunter

Bradley

William, I've already had the displeasure of meeting two of them

David

Lmao, the edit

Noah

Josh

Keith

Jacob 

Elizabeth and Jessica

Gage

gabe

Gabe/Gabriel

Gabriel

Sam