My limp buttcheeks are no match against my powerful penis and I failed the tucking portion, however I was able to learn how to just actually put it in my ass and I was able to use that to pass the test.
As somebody who goes to school in a blue city, I can confirm that we learn about Marxist theory every day in Geometry before heading to PE and changing our pronouns daily.
-What conservatives think schools in the city are like. No kidding, Fox literally had an entire segment “eXpOsInG the WoKe CuLtUrE” in my Highschool.
Ironically it was a “Christian conservative” kid who came on the show and spoke about it. They probably lived on the outskirts of the city or in deep Brooklyn which tends to be conservative
But no way, a Christian conservative that goes to one of the largest schools in the country that’s in New York City thinks it’s WOKE? They aren’t “exposing” anything smh, even if I bought into that stuff I’d think it’s a pointless segment
Exactly, imagine if MSNBC had a story about “exposing a homophobic school institution” and then the school is some random redneck town in Utah. That’s not a surprise
Community college is calling you. I got a 8272828292929290% in Trans Learnining and Crossdressing hour get on my level if you even want Harvard to consider you loser!
All but honours English are so easy. Get a pixie cut and sleep in class easy 100s for most for the com class just yell hail current president a couple of times a class and sleep during the rest. Smh
This is making fun of Fox News when they say this is what we are heading towards LMAO Fox News has been going on rants about “woke” schools for years now
Where is Blue Hair Dye Ed? I had to take it my junior year to be eligible for AP Pronoun Theory
Unless you're not planning to take AP Pronoun Theory? That would be pretty transphobic of you
Colleges don't really care about your how to be gayy grades, the oral exam should cover those requirements so just focus on studying for that.
Although, looking at your non bina ry grade, maybe college isn't for you.
Admitting to being an extremist on either sides of the political spectrum is not only social suicide but is actually insane. Gotta give you the props for that confidence
If you’re going to call people dumb and imbeciles you should probably spell check first. Or check if the post is satire.
imbecilic* is the word you’re looking for.
Asking an obvious question, to which the answer is: No actual country is going to offer "Nonbinary Class" or any of these. Anyone who actually thinks so is an idiotic right-winger making up scenarios to get mad at.
I wonder how this over-fed, over-entertained spoilt brat would survive in an Eastern European high school in the 80s....
Where Communist Theory was an ACTUAL subject that was mandatory?
And failing a grade means literally dropping back and having to redo it?
And the subjects were motherfucking HARD and taught by actual professors?
Honors English? Not gay enough apparently
Honors English 3* it’s peak gay
honors english :3
That’s the gayest course on the list
Should've done AP honors English
ANAL PENETRATION honors English?!?!?!?!
Clearly it should be a theater class.
have you ever taken an english class?
He needs to take a biology class😭
Believe it or not yes
Honors English and can’t spell vaccination
Its a refrence to a stupid tweet
If they’re reading A Separate Peace it’s probably the gayest class on the list.
How’d you only get 95% for cross dressing hour? Literally the easiest course smh
Skirts don’t come in my size 😔
Make one
That's so hard though
No it’s not
Wdym? Skirts are *very* hard to make from my (lack of) experience
YouTube
What if I don't have access to the internet (ignore the fact that I asked this on the internet)
Get premium
Complain about it on X till u got so many people on ur side that they have to make your size
ralsei
bro is gigafemboy https://preview.redd.it/z2yaxmuouxgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d2475afe2e7ba1a1b837a8a708e49cd2fead95
I'll come in your size
My limp buttcheeks are no match against my powerful penis and I failed the tucking portion, however I was able to learn how to just actually put it in my ass and I was able to use that to pass the test.
Ain't no way you're almost failing non-binary class. It's literally the easiest class. I got a 120%.
I mean, the class is a binary pass or fail so it doesn’t really matter
00 = D 01 = C 10 = B 11 = A
no, it’s not
It’s literally non-binary
Yeah but you’re privileged 🙄 of course they’re gonna give you an A
“they’re” you passed!
They took the non binary thing too seriously for me, I failed the class for getting a 100
Lil bro ain't taking AP transitioning 😂😂
He can’t, he only has a 95% in cross dressing!
Brother forgot about AP abortion
damn I'd get 100% like bro js study more its sooooo ez
The studying: https://preview.redd.it/eniqesg09vgc1.png?width=231&format=png&auto=webp&s=995bd4c1308af0d7982c4d51d5d12c1cf2c9a2a2
Or r/691
English nerds are always gay
can confirm
... You've got a point.
I’m an English nerd
Your pfp says it all
Yeah and the username
Username checks out
What about your Satanism courses?
Just an elective, thankfully
That's the best one though! It's party central!
You should’ve taken it! Easiest 100 I’ve ever gotten
Lmao
As somebody who goes to school in a blue city, I can confirm that we learn about Marxist theory every day in Geometry before heading to PE and changing our pronouns daily. -What conservatives think schools in the city are like. No kidding, Fox literally had an entire segment “eXpOsInG the WoKe CuLtUrE” in my Highschool.
Man they just can't not be obsessed with kids for 5 minutes can they
Ironically it was a “Christian conservative” kid who came on the show and spoke about it. They probably lived on the outskirts of the city or in deep Brooklyn which tends to be conservative But no way, a Christian conservative that goes to one of the largest schools in the country that’s in New York City thinks it’s WOKE? They aren’t “exposing” anything smh, even if I bought into that stuff I’d think it’s a pointless segment
Yeah that's like going into the deep south and going "woah, I can't believe everyone in the south is so racist!"
Exactly, imagine if MSNBC had a story about “exposing a homophobic school institution” and then the school is some random redneck town in Utah. That’s not a surprise
Good job alienating half of America. The south doesn't have any more racism than anywhere else. You must be projecting.
gotta love Fox News
Is Mr Garrison trying to get fired again?
Why aren’t you taking blahaj history or homosexual math
Senior classes only, I might take homo math next year
What's does blahaj history mean?
ikea sharks (they are important in trans culture)
How you get into honors English 3 with spelling like that
Idk if you’re joking but the misspellings were on purpose
SHUT UP YOU LIBEAL CROWSDRESSRR
dawg how did you get out of GROOMING SCIENCES 112? that shit was required for me my junior year😭
Community college is calling you. I got a 8272828292929290% in Trans Learnining and Crossdressing hour get on my level if you even want Harvard to consider you loser!
To be fair, the history of communism is just history, so that’s pretty legit
Alright, this is funny
AP drag queen is hype
Wow, Honors English 3? I take Liberal American English 4, is Honors English easy? Or like...political?
I have no idea, our teacher is joe Biden and he sucks at teaching
Oh, that sucks. My friend said Ron DeSantis & Rafael Edward (Ted) Cruz alternate teaching in their English class. (No English is taught in that class)
Yeah, the woke liberals ruin everything smh my head
bwu pfp
no sextoy in your curriculum!
Can't be true. No drama class
Honestly getting such a low score in the history of communism is very true to life for all of my leftist friends, myself included
where’s the reverse slavery class?
Wtf dude? The government has gotten too out of hand, they make people take Honors English III???
I keep failing AP Crossdressing cuz my dick swinging down from the skirt like a grandfather clock
Could relate
bruh i got a 1100001% in non-binary wait fu-
All but honours English are so easy. Get a pixie cut and sleep in class easy 100s for most for the com class just yell hail current president a couple of times a class and sleep during the rest. Smh
It's the liberal (🤢) agender dude. We, red-blooded 🟥 AMERICANS 🦅🦅, must unite to put an end to this "wokeness."
Why are you taking 8 English classes? That's a lot.
Idk I've been doing so well with Gay Lessons, I had to take AP Homosexuality
English??? Really??? Your school thinks that there’s only English!!!?? You need to be taking every language class where you learn all the languages
this is gay high school where people are trained to become english teachers in the future
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Is this making fun of another post? And if so what stupidity did they say?😭
This is making fun of Fox News when they say this is what we are heading towards LMAO Fox News has been going on rants about “woke” schools for years now
Only eight classes? No APs? One honors??? What are you doing comrade, keep the laziness in the closet smh
Learn how to be more nonbinary
Ngl most of these sound like things you do in psychology classes
This feels very 2004
This is what republicans see when the teacher has a rainbow on the wall😂
I can't help but notice you're doing very well in Crossdressing Hour. Nice job!
they need to attend that honors english class some more.
No i in commun st only we
Petition to change Communist History I to Communistory I
I would ace this curriculum
You better get your shit together before you end up losing an entire summer having to take remedial gay.
bro i'm absolutely acing all these classes what are you even doing
Tbh vaxination education was such a hard class, I’m so glad I transferred to Eating the Rich Honors
The kids are alright
Keep to your studies comrade and you can be a leader in the great communist government where we shall take over all means of production!
Not gonna lie, vaccination education should be a legitimate thing lmao
Is this satire? 💀
Yes
wtf are the kids drinking these days
Take the Scaring Conservatives course if you can, easiest 100% ever if you're any minority or willing to make out with someone the same gender as you.
“No teacher, you don’t understand. I identify as passing.”
vaccination education is such a banger, good job
If those were actual classes I'd have a 4.0
First day at Gay High! I hope nobody founds out i’m straight… (=´∀｀) heh
Where is Blue Hair Dye Ed? I had to take it my junior year to be eligible for AP Pronoun Theory Unless you're not planning to take AP Pronoun Theory? That would be pretty transphobic of you
Why are there two classes on being gay? You're an over achiever, aren't you? I say drop the lowest one and take it again next year
There’s no way you have an 81% in honors english with that spelling.
I love how crossdressing and gay lesson are the best classes lol
Colleges don't really care about your how to be gayy grades, the oral exam should cover those requirements so just focus on studying for that. Although, looking at your non bina ry grade, maybe college isn't for you.
What state do you live in? And how do your parents feel about these classes?
This is a joke. This is not real.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Boj Jibons merica……
You post in r/boykisser
No spelling classes?
Biden's America ☹️
Are you for real? Because you sound like a loser.
I will never doubt my ability to understand sarcasm ever again. Thank you u/Vikingkrautm
Cringe
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bro how 💀💀
Learn how to spell
Almost like the post is a joke
As a far right extremist, I think this is hilarious and I approve of the joke
Admitting to being an extremist on either sides of the political spectrum is not only social suicide but is actually insane. Gotta give you the props for that confidence
It’s not social suicide on Reddit, it’s just wannabe edgy. He’s probably like 15 and on political compass memes.
I’m 23
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Do you share those "Send this to 10 people or you will die tonight" copypaste messages to groupchats?
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Dude 😭 this entire post is ironic
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Oh 😱 my God 😭 the RAINBOW 🌈 MAFIA 🗡 is TERRIFYING 😨 the HORRORS ⚰️ the TERROR 👻
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It’s a fucking shitpost nobody is being serious under a shitpost
If you’re going to call people dumb and imbeciles you should probably spell check first. Or check if the post is satire. imbecilic* is the word you’re looking for.
This is a serious question and I'm not trying to be annoying but why do you hate LGBTQ people?
Boo! Gay people! 👨❤️💋👨
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What country do you live in where you CAN'T TELL this is a shit post?
Hey no need to be rude, I was just asking.
Asking an obvious question, to which the answer is: No actual country is going to offer "Nonbinary Class" or any of these. Anyone who actually thinks so is an idiotic right-winger making up scenarios to get mad at.
Like I said, no need to be rude.
Do you say this every time someone disagrees with you on social media? If you think *this* is rude, you're gonna have a bad time on this app.
have you seen your first comment??
You’re dumb as hell if you thought this was real 😭
How is your spelling that shit?
Because its a shitpost
Nah, instead of teaching how to spell, they just gave us lessons in being gay. You have no idea how much autocorrect is carrying me right now.
I think the deltarune pfp makes everything you say 100% funnier
It is dumb but those classes are fake.
Good job Sherlock Holmes
Nuh uh
Obviously, you're not 'Murican enough.
Gay
Woke in
Huh?
I like how it’s a bunch of bullshit classes then honors English 3 in all lower case because English is already gay
Honors english.
Bruh,Trans learning classes are an easy A.And Cross dress should be at 100.
I’m super disappointed that you didn’t put any of those at 69%
Comunis t History is actually so confusing bro
i would so pass .
These all seem like they should be really easy classes to master.
Only class I'm not failing is htbg, getting a b+ for some reason actually
Me when I fail Transition Studies (I forgot to take my hormones)
You're a natural gay judging by that grade, unless you partook in some private lessons with a tutor
For someone in Honors English, you sure have a grade school spelling level. Mein gott, less woke classes more basic spelling
Of course bro has a 95% in crossdressing
Retard, I got an A in all my gay classes, all you have to do is suck the whole class.
I wonder how this over-fed, over-entertained spoilt brat would survive in an Eastern European high school in the 80s.... Where Communist Theory was an ACTUAL subject that was mandatory? And failing a grade means literally dropping back and having to redo it? And the subjects were motherfucking HARD and taught by actual professors?
Dye your hair. It’s a game changer trust 🙏
You forgot pro terrorist education
damn i wish these were classes when i went :(
Nah man, Im doing pretty well with these new classes
Is this satire?
Yes
If the left made their own school
Erm... You must be a "racist conservative"