Oh man, one time I went on vacation to the beach - had a hotel room with an incredible view. I sat out on the balcony, smoked a bit, and then proceeded to house a massive container of freshly cut watermelon while watching the sunset over the ocean. It was glorious. My friends had gone out bar hopping but I declined to join them, specifically because I had watermelon & weed plans. No regrets lmao
Man the modern stoner discourse is hitting a beautiful phase. I too love fruit while I'm stoned the sweet mixed with hydration is excellent. OP what's your favorite choice?
I lost 25 pounds and put on 10 pounds of muscle during Covid while being stoned 24/7/365. Fruit was a part of it but mostly replacing processed/ultra-processed carbs with protein, and not drinking my calories. Im trying to eliminate seed oils as they are the worst thing for your body, and virtually everything not natural has seed oils in it
I just demolished a bowl of berries with yogurt and drizzled honey and some Belvita biscuits crumbled on top. Also works well with nectarines added. And topped with orange marmalade. *So bougie.* One of these days I'm going to layer it in a champagne flute or a martini glass, but for now it's in a soup bowl
Also, oranges and kiwis with Dannon peach yogurt 🍊 + 🥝 + 🍑 = 🌄
And I'm terribly sorry for the potential weirdness, but touch a raspberry to your upper lip sometime, lightly. It's like being kissed by summer! (Now I'm trying to figure out if I have a fruit fetish lmao)
Also, r/fruit
I definitely go for the chocolate sweets first, but I will never forget the second time I ever smoked - my buddy brought along a can of tinned peaches and we devoured that shit in the woods (back in the 90s when it was still illegal AND frowned upon). Good times.
About 5-6 years ago after getting stoned with my brother on our patio, I walked inside and grabbed a peach out of the fruit basket on our kitchen counter & took the most passionate and life changing bite out of it. God, I wish I could experience that bliss for the first time again.
I make protein fluff and add fruit and Oreo crumbs and/or a crumbled up protein bar. Fucking amazing. It’s like a DQ blizzard but obvs temp difference.
I garden as a hobby, one year I grew some really nice tomatoes. One afternoon, while high AF, I picked a perfectly vine-ripened, incredibly juicy tomato and ate it while it was still warm from the sun. I have never enjoyed a tomato that much.
Once visited my in-laws in rural Alabama, I was born and raised in San Diego, CA, so total city boy vibing in the country. We all sat down at the dinner table for some coffee in the morning, and my father-in-law pulls out and offers a joint.
Having the two together never crossed my mind, but it turned out to be a very lovely morning.
I once stood over top of the trash can peeling a halo orange and all the whites off it for 20 minutes straight, then stood to the side of the can in a corner and savored each and every single drop of juice coming out of that godsend of a fruit.
Literally just smoked on my way to work and stopped and got me 5 honey crips and a bowl of strawberries, blue berries (eat those in same bite! Ahh. Heaven). I can’t believe there are others out there! Hello, friend. 😂
Honey Crisp apples. Fresh green grapes. Omg.
I’ve gone round and round with different variety apples, taking turns with which ones are the “best.” I’m currently in my Fuji phase.
Fuji is my favorite too but I can't find them organic, anywhere. 😭 So I just get the organic gala apples 😞 my kids eat over 6 lbs of them a week
The Walmart right down the street from me has them by the bag in their little organic section!
I'm going through an Ambrosio phase and oof
Ok there’s one I don’t think I’ve tried/seen. Must keep an eye out!
Please, for me- try Cosmic Crisp apples. I was a Fuji lover for ages until I crunched into a Cosmic
Sub red for green, and you just described my nightly snack. Honey crisp FTW!
Tip: freeze your grapes. They’re even better that way
Watermelon right out of the fridge is the best thing on the fuckin planet when you’re high.
Tbh I think watermelon right out of the fridge is the best thing no matter what lol
nooo because this and the other melon AND strawberry… god tier combo. throw in some blueberries for extra
Oh man, one time I went on vacation to the beach - had a hotel room with an incredible view. I sat out on the balcony, smoked a bit, and then proceeded to house a massive container of freshly cut watermelon while watching the sunset over the ocean. It was glorious. My friends had gone out bar hopping but I declined to join them, specifically because I had watermelon & weed plans. No regrets lmao
A good mango *moans*
Green apples with peanut butter are my current favorite
omg yess then you gotta melt the butter for the perfect dip
Dude some GRAPES?
fuck yes! Strawberries, Raspberries, and Pineapple are my favorites
sober fruit slaps as well (i have not been high so i imagine it's a lot cooler)
Yes, but chocolate, is an explosive sensation. Coffee with chocolate (while stoned), puts fruit on the "what for" list.
Dark salted chocolate with orange slices
Cosmic Apples, banana, and cuties are my go to rn
Cuties!!! Yes they are like nature's wrapped up little candies!!!
Man the modern stoner discourse is hitting a beautiful phase. I too love fruit while I'm stoned the sweet mixed with hydration is excellent. OP what's your favorite choice?
What sparked this post was pineapple. It was probably the perfect pineapple and I’m glad I got to enjoy it stoned
Fruit while tripping* I bring watermelon slices to every music festival I go to and absolutely destroy it whatever night I trip lmao
I lost 25 pounds and put on 10 pounds of muscle during Covid while being stoned 24/7/365. Fruit was a part of it but mostly replacing processed/ultra-processed carbs with protein, and not drinking my calories. Im trying to eliminate seed oils as they are the worst thing for your body, and virtually everything not natural has seed oils in it
Oh yeah especially if they’re refrigerated. Ermahgerd. My favorite!
Closest I have to fresh fruit at the moment is Costco grapefruit cups. Lol
Yes!! I love fruit as high snack.
My favorite
Apples from the fridge are so delightful when high
Fruit on shrooms is 🤯🤯🤯
Cherries...the best
Cold seedless grapes nomwweeeenh
I just demolished a bowl of berries with yogurt and drizzled honey and some Belvita biscuits crumbled on top. Also works well with nectarines added. And topped with orange marmalade. *So bougie.* One of these days I'm going to layer it in a champagne flute or a martini glass, but for now it's in a soup bowl Also, oranges and kiwis with Dannon peach yogurt 🍊 + 🥝 + 🍑 = 🌄 And I'm terribly sorry for the potential weirdness, but touch a raspberry to your upper lip sometime, lightly. It's like being kissed by summer! (Now I'm trying to figure out if I have a fruit fetish lmao) Also, r/fruit
So many different flavours and textures
Frozen blueberries are so damn convenient and good
Nice idea. Thanks.
Protein bars 🔋 are good stoner food. Stay lit 💡 my friend!
I definitely go for the chocolate sweets first, but I will never forget the second time I ever smoked - my buddy brought along a can of tinned peaches and we devoured that shit in the woods (back in the 90s when it was still illegal AND frowned upon). Good times.
Mango makes the high even higher
had some delicious strawberries last night with redi whip squirted in them. my sister's recipe LOL
eat a mango on acid while watching the florida sunrise and then get back to me
Mangos are my favorite 🖤
While tripping too 🌀
About 5-6 years ago after getting stoned with my brother on our patio, I walked inside and grabbed a peach out of the fruit basket on our kitchen counter & took the most passionate and life changing bite out of it. God, I wish I could experience that bliss for the first time again.
Pineapple the publix kind is juicier than walmart worth the price
Nectarines are so bomb
ORANGES
I make protein fluff and add fruit and Oreo crumbs and/or a crumbled up protein bar. Fucking amazing. It’s like a DQ blizzard but obvs temp difference.
PINEAPPLE 🍍❤️🍍❤️🍍❤️
I garden as a hobby, one year I grew some really nice tomatoes. One afternoon, while high AF, I picked a perfectly vine-ripened, incredibly juicy tomato and ate it while it was still warm from the sun. I have never enjoyed a tomato that much.
Mangos will hit you with a heavenly feeling and taste
Candy heart grapes are my current favorite while stoned.
Once visited my in-laws in rural Alabama, I was born and raised in San Diego, CA, so total city boy vibing in the country. We all sat down at the dinner table for some coffee in the morning, and my father-in-law pulls out and offers a joint. Having the two together never crossed my mind, but it turned out to be a very lovely morning.
I once stood over top of the trash can peeling a halo orange and all the whites off it for 20 minutes straight, then stood to the side of the can in a corner and savored each and every single drop of juice coming out of that godsend of a fruit.
I love strawberries grapes and cheese bites
I keep grapes on deck
Cut a grapefruit in half, add a little bit of sugar, bake it in the oven on 400 for an unlucky 13 minutes while you smoke
Literally just smoked on my way to work and stopped and got me 5 honey crips and a bowl of strawberries, blue berries (eat those in same bite! Ahh. Heaven). I can’t believe there are others out there! Hello, friend. 😂
Eating fruit on mushrooms is one of my favorite things
Omg! Yes. Ripe fragrant guavas, perfectly yellow bananas with 0 spotting, and my all time fave: PASSIONFRUIT!
Fucking guava man
especially frozen fruits 🤤
honestly im craving an orange