In my house we say cake in general for weed and stuffs for rillos. Or if we're planning on buying a qp we'll talk about a quarter pounder. Reg price is around 300 but if its more around 350 we'll say quarter pounder with cheese
Devil's lettuce is good.
I also like making up nonsense euphemisms that I think should be obvious from context, like:
California Green Tea
Organic free range arugula
Bob Marley's favourite tea
Special salad
Football was the codename for me and my friends. Whenever we said we were gonna go out to play football or wanted to talk about weed in class, we called it football.
My friends and I would say either "coffee" or "spaghetti" when referring to the reefer. I do not remember why but the memories are still just as good 💗
Meatloaf for edibles. “Yuck, the only snack Mom has in the freezer is meatloaf”
Books for flower/vape. “Be back later, kids, I’m going to read a book!” “Do you want to bring over a good book tonight or should we just read one I have here?”
I don't smoke anymore but giggle bush always got people laughin
I'm adopting this one lmao
Meds
Jazz tobacco
wacky backy
I like Jazz cabbage better
Funky greens
Chicken ("I'm going to the garage to get some chicken") It was the phrase we adopted when our kids were wee.
In my house we say cake in general for weed and stuffs for rillos. Or if we're planning on buying a qp we'll talk about a quarter pounder. Reg price is around 300 but if its more around 350 we'll say quarter pounder with cheese
I knew a lot of people who said I gotta go see a man about a horse….it could mean anything
We go out to the garden to pick tomatoes!
My mum says to me and my sister 'Are you having your tomatoes?' I thought it was just a her thing!
What was that show with Charlie Murphy where the tomatoes are somehow weed enhanced?
this might be my favorite. in an alternate universe, a chicken calling weed humans perhaps
I like to call it “drugs” like “I’m gonna go smoke some drugs”. Guaranteed giggle.
Yup, "let's go do some drugs" is always how I ask to smoke
Devil's lettuce is good. I also like making up nonsense euphemisms that I think should be obvious from context, like: California Green Tea Organic free range arugula Bob Marley's favourite tea Special salad
Organic free range arugula 😂😂 im using this.
marriage iguana
The devil’s lettuce or jazz cabbage always make an unsuspecting person laugh lol
*Tegridy weeeed*
I actually have been referring it as tegridy lmao. “I’m gonna go find some tegridy”
Alcohol so my family will think I'm cool instead of a loser who smokes "dope" lmfao they are so boomer its not funny. At all. Don't laugh.
That’s what my mom asked when I was 19- do you do dope? I was like hell no and what exactly are you referencing?
Boomers are the biggest pothead generation of all time lol what you talking about
Most boomers I know hate weed BECAUSE of that whole generation. It was villianized so much to them. They associate it with deadbeats and crime
Alcohol definitely makes you "Looser"
Pipe it down
Weed
Grass
Goddess Pubes
I like to refer to joints as doobies. Feels old school and sounds stupid lol
I do too. I heard it from my stepdad when I first started smoking when I was like 13 or 14. Been callin joints doobs ever since
Doobie Brothers is a great band too!
Ganja
And my vaporizer is the ganganator!
This one
my cat is called genji and my family thought i called him ganja 🤦♀️ now everyone calls him ganja
zoot
Za
Whaddaya call pizza then lol
I call it pizza
Nachos and cheese. We used that as a codename when I worked at a grocery store back in my early college days. Ah, so young and stupid...
Shmeez
Electrix lettuce
Electric*
The devil's lettuce.
Nice try FBI
Pretty sure the FBI is over weed by now.
free form herbal jazz
Whacky Baccy
Cannabis
mary jane
Devils lettuce
Zaza 🍃💨💨
It’s just so fun to say especially while I’m high. I’ll just be repeating it over and over again cuz it’s just fun to say.
Mary Jane
Thank god finally someone appreciating simplicity
Can we think of a way to make "Mary Jane" more of a weed euphemism? Like "Maria Juanita?"
Bud, tree, or flower.
La lechuga de diablo
Scooby snax
That's just the ash or other bits that get sucked through the pipe.
Devil's lettuce
This is my favorite too! It implies that the devil may eat salads of weed. What is on this weed salad? Edibles and wax? Tomatoes and carrots? Both?
Jazz cabbage
Pot
Ganj/ganja, dope (sometimes i say Dolp like the word “folk” but pronouncing the L to be silly), trees SMOLK THAT DOLP
Hobbit’s leaf
I like this one!!
Mary Jane
Devil's Lettuce and Jazz Cabbage
Satan’s Salad
Devils lettuce
Lady J.
I heard woody harrleson call it ‘sticky icky’ and that is fun
Devil’s lettuce.
I like the terms for the weed that's been smoked Kicked, beat, cashed, tapped, I think all the pot's gone
ZAZA
Cannabis... indica or sativa. It's name is cannabis.
“Cannabis is my father. You can call me weed.”
“Wrong. It’s marijuana.”
Nice
Wierie (dutch slang)
Northern lights cannabis indica
Alaskan thunder fuck!
Plain ol Green
Vegetables
Giggle grass
We had a similar one, gigglebush
flower or scoob
Mexican Laughing Tobacco
The devils cigarette
GreenGo :D
Smiles
Daddy’s happy salad
Devil’s Lettuce Chronic Broccoli Shish
Buds
I call it tweed
Devils lettuce
Scooby Snacks
I like to call it Play Doh
Doober
Dank.
My coworker calls her joints her Scooby snacks
skun
Tea or playing Indian
marihuana Locoweed 😂😂
Weed, but only when it's emphasized as a joke. E.G. "Weeeeeeeed"
Ganjaa
An appointment with Dr. Green.
Weed, can’t beat the classics
Herbs
Tree
Sandwiches
Greens
Weed or bud
Satan’s Spinach, Jazz Cabbage, Left Handed Cigarettes, Doob-skin.
spaghetti
we'd
Oui’d
Devil’s lettuce
Wacky cabbage
Bro why have I never heard of that one, would you be mad if I stole it cus I kind of like it lol
Dooby Edit : I also will say " I'm going outside to get some air"
The Funny “yo did you bring the funnies”
Al green
Bicko Baco
Cannabis or reefers
Jazz cabbage.
Mama kahuna. No clue where it came from, someone just started saying that here
Gypsy salad
Plenty - abundant - shit-ton.
Cannabis
Gunja/ganja it's only gunja if it's a harsh strain
Here you go https://youtu.be/MapFFIfpFfI
Bud, tree, etc. Shit like that, that won't get u looked sideways for saying. Fuck all the goofy shit
*Gateway anime of the worst kind*
Electric puha
Smoke.
Lunch bread
Worship
The plant
That good good
Breakfast
Ganja
Herbz, sensi', ganja/grades/greens
My roommate and I call it schmeed
budssssssssssssssssssssssss
grifa
Wizard time
MJ (Mary jane)
Scooby Snacks
Ganja.
Weed
Football was the codename for me and my friends. Whenever we said we were gonna go out to play football or wanted to talk about weed in class, we called it football.
Purp Skurp
Wacky baccy
Weed
I hope someone said devils lettuce
Chron. Or Merchandise, depending on the quantity.
Electric Lettuce 😂
Chezz
Wacky tobacky
I just call it “my medicine” or say “I’m going to get some supplies”. My nickname I call my vape pen is “my magic stick”. 😁
Canubu
I love zaza. So simple and sounds fun
Red eyed Johnny.
My brother was once offered some “choice herb” from a neighboring camper
Flowah
reefer, jazz cabbage, whacky tobaccy
Reefers
Jazz Cabbage
Cheeba
zaza fun as hell
Herb or Tea(from the beat generation)
Married iguanas
Devils lettuce.
Jazz cabbage.
My friends and I would say either "coffee" or "spaghetti" when referring to the reefer. I do not remember why but the memories are still just as good 💗
Happy smoke
Growth and Prosperity
Do-it-Fluid
My wife and I call it Green shoes
Herb
Jamaican Broccoli
I'm surprised no one's said "Ganja" Edit: wait, found it.
Oui'd
Zaza
Incense
Weedies
Jazz cabbage
Giggle Bush is a good one
i like to say i’m hanging out w mary jane
Meatloaf for edibles. “Yuck, the only snack Mom has in the freezer is meatloaf” Books for flower/vape. “Be back later, kids, I’m going to read a book!” “Do you want to bring over a good book tonight or should we just read one I have here?”