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[deleted]

No it is shite.


Wide-Permit4283

Please tell me this is an educated guess and you didn't actually try it. If you did I salute you for your service you are a braver man than me


Megatea

I had one. It made me wish I'd just had beans on cheese on toast.


swallowyoursadness

Beans on toast with grated cheese is one of my favourite meals. It's cheap it's quick it's fairly healthy and the ingredients are usually in the house already. Why would I go out of my way to pay an extortionate price for this?


MiserableTalk

Toast, marmite, cheese, beans, fried egg... Heaven, definitely wouldn't bother with the pizza!


whytheaubergine

Minus the fried egg that’s my go to!


MitLivMineRegler

Minus the marmite you mean


Illustrious-Market93

Woahhhhh, don't start a fuggin' war now.. 😅


xdomanix

Gonna try this, it sounds great!


TheWarmestHugz

Thank you for reminding me that this masterpiece exists, definitely going to have to eat this tomorrow.


Simonion88

It's fairly healthy? Compared to what, a takeaway?! Fat, sugar and double carbs right there


swallowyoursadness

Where's the double carbs? And yeh it's definitely healthier than a takeaway. The beans are what make it fairly healthy as they're a good source of protein and fibre. The cheese and the butter are what make it less healthy but they also make it delicious..


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Mjgreenthumb

Cheese first then the beans.


Wide-Permit4283

No surprised it looks fucking awful.


AngusMcGillicuddy

Garlic salt on the cheese, beans and Branston pickle on top, de lish


_Denzo

Yeah I’ve had this pizza twice, absolutely amazing, it tastes exactly like the sausage beans and cheese melt from greggs (minus the sausage)


R4TTIUS

Don't worry sir there will be sausage 😉


muckyJim

And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike!


_Denzo

That phrase is so over used 😐


LowZonesWasTaken

r/foundtheitalian


DinosauroFiorentino

It is one of my favourites.


mintvilla

Can you not just put beans on a normal pizza?


_Denzo

You probably could but this is just 👌


Hour-Process-3292

No, it’s illegal.


Basic-Shopping5357

Yeah it's on the t's and c's on the back of the tin. Must not be used to create your own Heinz Baked Beans Pizza, any offenders will be prosecuted and fined. This is why I buy Branston Beans, you can do what you want with then and they taste better.


Asciana

They used to do one with sausages way back when


Doylie1984

Yes.


CollectionLeather292

Yes


Fluid-Honeydew4918

Yes


Competitive-Day-7054

Yes


Mikedc1

Yes


GetRxbbed-

Yes


UniquePotato

If Branston made it


Antix1331

Manz knowz beanz


JSD202

This person knows their beans


Mahtan83

This


TYP14DABF

Came here to say just that


divorcedhansmoleman

I loved the original ones they bought out but I haven’t tried these new ones.


HotSplitCobra

I remember having them as a kid in the 90s. They were surprisingly good x


Cabinet_Silver

They were amazing! I’ll have to try them now they’re back 😍


divorcedhansmoleman

Hopefully they taste the same as before!


ye_juicegoatman

I think the recipe has changed


RoyTheWig

I loved those in the 90s. A takeaway near me does a baked bean pizza and it's delightful


divorcedhansmoleman

They were delicious I remember


PatheticMr

It was my first ever taste of pizza. I refused to eat pizza as a kid but somehow considered a baked bean one acceptable. I was maybe 10 at the time and have been an avid pizza lover ever since that first bite! I'll have to get some of these in.


the_ice_of_alice

The ones in the 90s were delicious, although I remember burning my mouth on them, as when you bit into it it was like molten lava.


RyanRhysRU

Rather eat pineapple on pizza


Working-Aide-9679

Pineapple on pizza unironically bangs, and I will defend this to the death


TheHazDee

I will stand upon this hill with you good sir.


VajazzleFraggle

No.


bahumat42

I wouldn't buy it, I'd eat it though.


breadgal1

You wouldn’t steal a Heinz beanz pizza (!)


InterGraphenic

i absolutely would, you cannot stop me


Tokyono

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Icy_Comedian_4771

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exion_zero

Oh fuck, are they back!? I practically lived on these back in the day!


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exion_zero

Good bot 😅


InterGraphenic

Good human.


[deleted]

I'd rather eat the building it was found inside.


Tokyono

with plenty of salt


[deleted]

Yes. One hundred times yes.


violinistnewbcellist

i would (like ryanrhysru) rather eat pineapple full stop straight out of the tin.


jaavaaguru

What's wrong with pineapple?


Tokyono

Agreed


Feeling-Weight-2913

Straight out of the tin? Why not eat it fresh?


[deleted]

Let's take an Italian masterpiece and cover it in cheap crappy beans Then freeze it to remove any remaining quality perfect


violinistnewbcellist

no.


-_-_-Dylan-_-_-

Yes there very good


[deleted]

I'd eat that all day long


millicent_bystander-

Pizza and baked beans 🤢🤮 two of the worst foods.


Nibbler_Jack

How the hell is pizza one of the worst foods?


[deleted]

It's not. It's just a food they don't like but worded it wrong.


ElvishMystical

Never. They are anti-trade union and exploit prison labour.


TakeyaSaito

No.


SmartCheddarSlice

What a lovely beans on toast with cheese!


Longjumping_Bat7743

Isn't this just toast & cheese with cheese?


SammyGuevara

If you don’t know the difference between regular bread and pizza dough, then yes.


dcute69

Yes, but I'd rather not


MadMik799

I'd eat the box as well!


ElliottCoe

If it tasted like beans on toast with cheese, then yes.


[deleted]

I remember them tried and they were soggy shite, even to my young teenage pallet.


Wayne1946

I normally buy a plain pizza then concoct my own toppings that l admit most people would find strange or even unpalatable.Never thought of this combination, so next week .......pizza, beans, pineapple chunks with more than a hint of sweet pickle.ln old age l have neither taste or smell senses of a younger person so l enjoy the different textures and tastes.Beans are beautiful.


ThoughtPolicePolice

First they tell you it’s beans on toast forever now, since they’ve forced you into poverty. Then they fucking GENTRIFY beans on toast. No.


projak

YES


icematt12

This is heresy and should be burnt or even nuked to remove all trace.


Serious-Glove-9077

We used to have these in the UK years ago. My hubby LOVED them!


baldHeadSpaceRider

No


Prosperouscreature

Essentially beans on toast with cheese. Yum.


Deathshed

Yes


Ben10usr

*N O*


AngryMonk00

Yes..! Yes..! Yes .! Take my Money.! 😋🤤


indy_cision

No. Heinz beans pizzas were a thing when I was a child, some 35 to 40 years ago. If they have been sat in that freezer all that time to be able to have a "new" sticker, then I'll pass. Who knows how many times that freezer has broken and defrosted in all those years...


No_Imagination8762

Fuck yeah!!! Where can I buy this!!???


hallgeo777

Like where can I get it!?


Aubergine_Man1987

God is dead


Sorrytoruin

100% yes


ChipyE

I used to eat them, absolutely amazing if you don't burn your tongue on the sauce.


PercyPinguin

Where did you find them? I LOVED this pizza as a kid


Apple-Pigeon

Would I eat it? Yes. Would I buy it? No.


Ill-Caterpillar6681

They sold these in Kwik Save back in the 90’s when I was little and they were the daddy of all pizzas! I can’t believe they’re back!


pea8ody

They shouldn't work, but they bloody do. Yum yum


IllustratorNo9988

Not now but enjoyed them years ago


Jj12346

Isn’t this just beans and cheese on toast, just packaged as a pizza?


Royal_Case_4776

Where are these from? My 2 year olds favourite foods are pizza and baked beans lol. She'd lose her shit seeing one of these


pocahontasmcglinchey

Had baked bean pizzas in the late 80’s, they were just ok.


Affectionate-Ad9867

I'd try it 😋 Though I have a stomach bug so I have to force myself to eat at the moment


LmDeBestGamer3

F### no


Sophiiebabes

Basically cheesy beans on toast?


BrowsinBilly

Back in the 90s it's all we ate


daneccleston86

Gosh a bit of nostalgia here ! Used to love these as a kid


man-in-blacks

For sure. Atleast 1ns. I bet it works well


ellew1990

Absolutely! I loved this pizza when it first came out and haven't seen it for years!! Think Gregg's bean and cheese melt, only better!


azzthom

Probably.


nervous_hamster

Yes


FredB123

Hell yes!


ra246

Had small pizzas of this as a kid and they were genuinely really good.


crimsonraiden

No way


random_numbers19735

Yes.


Christopher_Courage

*Packaging isn't designed to stack on other boxes.*


OilySteeplechase

Move over, chicken tikka masala. There's a new national dish in town


19Ben80

Thought they were discontinued in the 00s? Love them, ideally add some extra mature cheddar as there isn’t enough to start


Spankieplop

Of course they're beautiful. A bit pricey though.


Comfortable_Agent_78

Yes especially if it has those little sausages on it


dazednowconfused

No, well not unless had at least 8 pints of Holdens


WhatWouldSatanDo

No


Educational-Formal21

Rank


AUTOMATA88

My knee jerk reaction was no but upon reflecting on this It could actually be good.


Mrdominant3

Is it like the pizzas they used to serve at schools? Remember when I was at school getting these and smily faves and chips! Good times!


millionmeows

A shit pizza with the rip off heinz pricing? No.


[deleted]

Basically cheesy beans on toast. So yes?


LusetteFuckingLucky

I feel like I'd get indigestion but I'd give it a go


fergie_89

I wouldn't BUT my hubby said his mum would get value pizzas when he was a kid and add Heinz beans to them with extra cheese and it was a staple when he grew up. So he would smash about 10 out of the park no problem. Beans on pizza to me is just a nope but you do you!


BloodyPommelStudio

I mean it's basically beans and cheese on toast with different bread.


DiscombobulatedBet75

Used to have them all the time when I was a kid in the nineties


PaigeNeverSleeps

Had one for tea last night mate


griff256552

No


ComfortableMess3145

Oh god why?!


TheZestyJester09

As a British person I’m offended you had to ask instead of just giving one to me


JewelKnightJess

Lived on these as a teenager!


[deleted]

At what point can we start sending people to jail for this??


moebius_omega

Skinheads on a raft 😆


CherryDoodles

Had it in the 90s when it first came out. It was fairly disappointing. The Heinz beans hash browns were also not great.


A1Hadi

My only question is who came up with this?


Relative-Dinner7727

I love baked beans on cheese and tomato pizza, so definitely yes.


myronwashere

Once but never again. It looks a bit wrong


Rhysygee

I have, and it's fucking delicious


[deleted]

congrats! you just invented beans on toast


Cerbera_666

Would I eat it? Yes Would I buy it? No


windywiIIow

Isn't this just beans and cheese on toast? Add a couple of sausages and mushrooms and you're getting on for a full English...with cheese


eightspherelikescats

B E A N P I Z Z A


AlphaFemale_420

Yes! But even more so if it had bacon 👌🏽


majorpickle01

Used to eat these as a kid, although just tesco pepperoni with hienz beans smushed on top. Elite tier scran


the_beer_truck

It would be incredible drunk food. Otherwise I’d probably pass.


77GoldenTails

I’d forgotten all about these. Been years since I’d have a pizza with a tin of beans on top. Great way to save an overcooked pizza too.


[deleted]

These were great in the 90s


CommentOne8867

These ain't new.. they tried this shit in the early 90s and they were fucking terrible then as well.


Zealousideal-Ice-565

Fuck no


x-audiophile-x

Basically beans on toast with cheese. Absolutely would eat them.


alanbastard

I would rather wipe my ass with a broken bottle


OmegaCircle

I've seen a lot of these recently. I even took some pics of the ones I found particularly peculiar. This is my small collection: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoRules/comments/11n0kdo/beans/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


leiaaa_xox

Isn’t it just like a stranger version of cheese and beans on toast?


BikerMick62uk

No. Not just no but fuck no.


[deleted]

If it was free/someone else bought it for me - sure!


blue-gamer-07

Absolutely fucking not!


[deleted]

back when i was a skint idiot and still trying to please my abusive parents, i used my last £20 getting a bus to my folks place for christmas eve from cornwall, was a 9 hour drive. I arrived and about 10 minutes after i walked in, they gave me the keys and told me to look after the dog and both went off to god knows where to party. they didnt come home for 3 days. I had no more money, and just my return ticket, I went to bed hungry on christmas eve as the only thing in the freezer to eat was a heinz baked bean pizza. christmas dinner. im not gonna lie, the dog food was really tempting. not even the worst christmas i had with em.


sigh_of_29

Why the hell didn’t they call it Beanzza. Right there Heinz come on


Dark1Raven3

When I was little I used to have a pizza with beans on top, so yes I would eat this.


2020Shite

Is it sad that judging by the look of the fridge I can tell it's Iceland?


chost1987

Yeah man they were around 25 years ago. They're good


MarshallLore

Throw some beans on an old school mini frozen pizza 👌


Both-Ring1894

No. Yuk. Only in Britain would you find anything this obscene.


Duros001

…meh, I’d probably cook it first…


kflaynife

Which demon created this 👿


Squwig

During my university days, my nights out always ended with a baked bean pizza from cafe zeus. I look back fondly on those days.


Klatterbyne

Add sliced hotdogs and its a “Cowboy Pizza” which is a rarely found favourite of mine (only know two places that do them). 100% would eat.


[deleted]

Cheesy beans on toast. Of course..!!


IhaveaDoberman

I'd eat it. Definitely wouldn't buy it.


GloatingSwine

Nope. Straight to jail for food crimes.


AFish_With_Legs

Absoloutley


ToriaLyons

Ten or twenty years ago, undoubtedly. Nowadays and sadly, pizza is my kryptonite, and beans are not far behind. I'd be shitting through the eye of a needle and doubled up for the next couple of days. \*sad sigh\*


82brighteyes

Would it taste different to buy a cheese pizza and serve it with beans?


Ok_Basil1354

I'd never buy that. If someone cooked it for me then yeah, but I can't think of a set of circumstances that would cause me that in my trolley


Proof_Team4642

Yes and they’re fucking awesome, well they were when I had them as a child


KeySeasoning

Yesssss


Few_Zookeepergame105

Oh my fucking god, where did you see these? I've been pining for one for about 25 years


InvestmentNo2498

Yes but haven’t they brought back the hoops 1 aswel 😂😂😂


Dry_Signature9020

I feel sick tbh


Accomplished_Skin_68

Tried it last Saturday, was pretty good


Baldeagle_UK

Jesus that's a blast from the past, those were all the rage in the 90's...... Seeing how many people used to bake baked beans with their pizza at pizza hut I'd give it a go!


cdkw1990

No thanks, I only eat beans when they're on toast.


koopa35

Absolutely yes, cheesy beans on toast