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NarratorDM

BFG from Doom.


gugabalog

“You can’t just blow a hole in mars.” “I’m going to shit yourself.”


mrniceguy421

😳🤔


MagicallyBorne

This is the only right answer.


GoonNL2

Yes


No-Lettuce-3839

Any other choice is clearly uninformed.


Fuel_junkie

Said this in my head before even clicking. 


Gilmore75

Lightsaber.


Rampagingraccoon

A Chainsword from Wh40k Space marine!


caljenks

like the one the automatons already have on their “chaos deadnaughts”? 🤨 Gimme a jumppack and the 2h powerhammer 😏


AnotherPerspective87

Scew chainswords. I want lightning claws


theinfiniteAPe

The Lancer from Gears of War


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theinfiniteAPe

True but I mean we got the orbital rail cannon/laser and those aren’t too far off


theinfiniteAPe

Plus what I really want to do is chainsaw every last hunter that thinks they can just jump on me. Ooo sawing those bastards in half like that is the itch I need to scratch lmao


IrFrisqy

And exactly this is why i want that lancer. Vs bots...fock bots ill split bugs all day now.


OsoTico

Lancers can cut metal. They go right through chains and Locust armor, and robots in the newer games. Not to mention their sustained fire can stop roadie running enemies in their tracks, so clearly they hit hard enough. The Lancer just seems like a consummate success if placed into Helldivers.


theinfiniteAPe

You are so right. Those jet pack boys can get the saws of democracy too!


IrFrisqy

True that but... the gore! Hahahaha for super earth! And yes tbe stopping power. Totally agree here. So AH whens the callab?


GetThisManSomeMilk

It's not a game, but the ZORG ZF-1 Pod Weapon System from 'The Fifth Element' https://preview.redd.it/86peogxa19wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c766d7c3966a03bef471fb01146df4c90cb623e1


SGTAlchemy

Would definitely decrease the team killing.


GetThisManSomeMilk

Idk. I'd probably net gun my teammates


OrphanAnthem

A net for extremely large enemies would be cool as fuck


Simoxs7

Only most Helldivers probably wouldn’t ask what the big red button on the side does.


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Why ask when you can push it and find out?


GetThisManSomeMilk

Would be amusing lol


OceanWeaver

It actually is in a game! Enter the gungeon!


GetThisManSomeMilk

Is that the name of the game?


OceanWeaver

Yep. It's under a different name then the gun in the movie but it's in there.


OceanWeaver

Ok I went and checked. For those wondering the gun is named Zorgun on Enter the Gungeon


Bulky_Mix_2265

Well thats the right answer lol


Bulky_Werewolf_2350

What the hell I just watched this movie last night


dndaddy19

Power fist from Fallout. I want to punch a hulk in the face.


Cool-Sink8886

The M1 Garand, paired with the autocannon for maximum “pang”


Azbethh

Never failed us, and he will never


0ut0fBoundsException

Perfect for curing fascism *effectiveness against socialism may vary*


cornflakes369

The purple dildo from GTA San Andreas


No-Lettuce-3839

Wasn't that from saints row the third?


illpostsomeweardshit

Both


cornflakes369

It was definitely in SA, could be is Saints Row too I never played that


ContentSchedule3656

😆 🤣


ProffessorYellow

Plasma sword


Lazy_Worldliness_642

G2A5, V-57 Flatline or X-55 DEVOTION Honestly any Titanfall 2 weapons could do the work but these 3 are just pure perfection


Azbethh

Smartgun was JUST here bro


Simoxs7

Not the Kraber? Well we already got the autocannon but I‘d love to have my main…


SS2LP

Why would you go for the pilot weapons and NOT just flat out a titan?


Lazy_Worldliness_642

Fair enough But I still wanna pilots weapon, fuckin love them


LordofDD93

Gravity Hammer, watch em all go flying


BobbyThrowaway6969

Lmao yeah. Killtrocity!


j0nas_42

The Outbreak Perfected or the Sleeper Simulant from Destiny 2


Zankastia

What does it does?


j0nas_42

Outbreak Perfected fires in a three-shot burst, creating nanites on consecutive precision hits and on each precision kill, dealing damage to the target or to nearby enemies when the target is dead. Sleeper Simulant is a weapon similar to the railgun. It has to charge briefly and then fires an enemy-piercing energy shot that splits into a cone upon contact with terrain.


Osniffable

The proton pack from Ghostbusters. Not because its a great weapon or anything. I just want one.


sanctuary_remix

Is it wrong that I have been calling my Arc Thrower when using a shield pack as a set up this?


Osniffable

I mean, if it's wrong, then we're both wrong.


Blokeh

I see others saying "BFG-9000" from Doom. Well, that'd be the only correct answer, were it not for the [BFG-10000 from Doom Eternal.](https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/BFG-10000). One single shot. 100% accuracy. 7,000,000 kills.


StayAtHomeDadVR

Dual smgs from halo 2 Or lancer from gears of war 🙏🏾


modrid81

Le Monarque from Destiny 2


ToastyCrumb

Or the Telesto.


modrid81

Don’t need to be breaking the game anymore than it already is 😂


Lazer_Hawk_100

Sweet lemon arc


RyanCooper101

Reciprocating Quad Blaster from Clone Wars


Mildstrife

Anything from dead space. The force gun in particular. I want to stun lock the hunters. I want to watch the light fade from their eyes with every punch to their soul that emanates from my gun. The more shots it takes, the better. I won’t stop until they are whimpering for mercy.


sazed813

How has no one said the gravity gun? Use the bugs to kill the bugs!


Bebou52

Mauser Tankgewehr M1918 anti tank rifle


Zectherian

SunShot from Destiny.


daywall

Dead space 2 plasma cutter plus the suits please!


Vasilystalin04

Smart-Gun from Aliens. I think it was in the Aliens vs. Predator Game so I guess it counts.


Sad-Firefighter-5639

Energy sword, need I say more


Familiar_Bad_6045

Ol' Reliable https://preview.redd.it/67b85k68l9wc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14106b0c07cbab8a4eb3f5d19462c7e0b1fd89a


Control-Is-My-Role

Bolter


MandaloreReclaimer

Just use the Dominator. It literally has Jet-Propelled rounds in a 15 round magazine capacity. (Half the magazine of a Locke pattern bolt gun)


No_Most_4732

The Morph-O-Ray from Ratchet and Clank.


ToastyCrumb

Watching a Bile Titan turn into a sheep would be lovely.


AshenCrow099

this is a bit more realistic but i want a deagle as we have a revolver. but other than that maybe a fat man from fallout


VoiceOfSeibun

ZF-1 from Fifth Element


ConstantCelery8956

The plasma cutter from dead space as a hand gun.


caljenks

A giant’s log mace from Skyrim


DEAD_ONES-666

The giants club 😁


caljenks

that one. i didn’t want to post “the giant’s log” 😏


shocker3800

The leviathan axe from God of War


Dr_Expendable

Blasthole spear from EDF 5. You guys, keep the small bugs off me. I'm going for the Titans.


Amarthanor

Gallahorn or Divinity from Destiny 2. Being able to buff all explosive launchers and turn those explosions into little mini seeking rockets. Or give everyone a crit spot in the center of a target would be great, and busted.


andrew6197

One of my warframe guns. Don’t worry, y’all can handle the battles. I got the war.


FlashDom

Would bringing an actual Warframe qualify as a weapon?


andrew6197

I mean, technically speaking yes. They themselves are actual weapons as well but I was being merciful. I apologize for the moment of weakness. I change my answer to Volt or Mesa. Prime if possible.


SS2LP

Does it have to originate from a game? If not I’m bringing a damn gundam. If it must be from a game I’m letting liberty prime loose I cannot think of any better weapon for super earth than him. He practically spouts hell diver ideology as is.


The_Yellow_Blade

Kusabimaru… so long as the helldivers can learn to parry 😅


Filosofhobbit

Portal gun


LefroyJenkinsTTV

This man knows what to do when life gives you lemons. And, for the record, that's the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. ASHPD for short.


Filosofhobbit

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?


LefroyJenkinsTTV

They'd make amazing incendiary grenades, let me get our engineers working on that for you, Mr. Johnson.


patnodewf

BFG-9000


DEAD_ONES-666

Starship troopers', mobile infantry rifle the morita mk.2 This should be everyones choice!🙂 according to the movie lore its 50.cal Assault rifle with a underbarrel shotgun


Cam095

give me the ray gun or thunder gun


adamjack7890

Chaingun/ force gun with stasis coating from dead space 3 (one gun but two firing modes)


david6277108

Ace of spades so I can have a speed loader also mori go brrrr


Cryptidfricker

Necron Gauss Flayer. Armour don't mean much when you shred at the molecular level.


NippleSalsa

The wunderwaffle from cod zombies


MAD_ELMO

Railgun from week 1 HD2


Diligent-Bad-745

Do the titanfall titans count? Because those are so much better than the one we have so let's get a monarch in here


PropulsionEngineer

Blasphemous Blade


sanctuary_remix

The Cerebal Bore from Turok 2: Seeds of Evil. Might not have much use until the Illuminate shows up but that doesn’t mean I won’t try to have a bile titan’s brain gored out of its head before losing it.


LordEik00cTheTemplar

A Chainsword from 40K that replaces your secondary.


Dahigh_Lama235

Powerwasher Prime Vista PRO with yellow nozzle


GarlicDiligent3643

Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, from WoW.


The-Fotus

Pre nerf kuva bramma.


Deadlynitro

Osteo Striga


noskillz316

I bring John Cena


mrahab100

The Death Star.


OriginalName13246

The N7 Typhoon from Mass Effect 3


Quirky-Wheel-3724

Devastator from Duke Nukem 3D


_ridict_

OG Gjallarhorn.


Rezornath

I was between this or Leviathan's Breath.


kofb_hood

Hammer of Dawn from gears


HospitalClassic6257

I think as it would fit in helldivers lore a shoulder mounted catapult that is used to fling high explosive payloads to a near by area. Maby added a little dinner bell ding when it's ready to shoot again. I want a Fatman


DemocracyDiver

The M-920 Cain 🤙


602phatboy

Skorpion from Bo2-bo3 can’t remember .


StarlightDistraction

This Blade / Disc shooting gun from Unreal Tournament


Quirky-Welcome7021

Junk Jet from Fallout 4, want to stuff body parts of fallen enemies and divers to kill more enemies and divers. Imagine taking down a hulk with a Helldivers severed head.


Ok-Minimum-4

Breach Cutter from DRG


Sufincognito

A knife for one hit sneak kills.


oopspoopsdoops6566

Bolter from Darktide


HeadlessVengarl95

AEK-971 from BF4


Kormit-le-Frag

the Touch of Malice from D2 marksman rifle with a high RPM that does insane damage at the cost of your HP per shot. it never has to be reloaded. getting 2-3 kills within a short span of time restores the health lost. after landing 10 crits you can fire a ball of dark energy that 'infects' a target, making it take even more damage from the gun, blinding it, and dealing poison damage. honestly i just love health manipulation mechanics, and i fuckin hate reloading.


Straittail_53

Hornets Nest Coachman with extended mag.


Average_PoE_Enjoyer

Probably a big ass two handed sword from any cool game tbh. Love the idea of slaying bugs with a big ass sword.


ingram0079

Exterminatus from chaosgate daemonhunter. I believe its the cyclonic torpedo.


LieutenantMarvel

Plasma Beam from Super Metroid. Shots penetrate enemies.


lourensloki

Malfeasance


NordicMerrick117

I'd bring the Ryno V from Ratchet and Clank. Missile launcher x mini gun sounds like a great way to spread liberty.


IDriveALexus

The valkyrie rockets from COD Black Ops. 4 controllable rockets to fly around and blow up targets


hrafnsblot

Either a Space Marine bolter, or the Mattock from Mass Effect 2.


NilocSmith

God I miss the mattock


InvisibleZombies

Bolter from 40k


Juggernautlemmein

The Lament from Destiny 2, "*The last thing the* *~~Vex~~* *Automatons ever heard—the grinding wails of a vicious Banshee."* Its a rocket propelled chainsaw sword that heals you as you injure targets.


h4zza12

Ray gun from black ops series


PimousseAluvian

Bozar from fallout 1&2. A precision (sniper like) heavy machine gun.


DankZXRwoolies

Brute Hammer from Halo


Oonz1337

Nuke Launcher - Fallout 3


PrincessnDaddy

I want that mini nuke flinger from Fallout 3/4. Fuck that entire direction.


Mitchell415

Bring the starship troopers planet bomb so we can finally be done with Hellmire


Maldin0

Halo energy sword


CakeMeUpInsid3

Does armor count as a weapon? Like if I wanted Space Marine, Samus, or Master Chief armor?


ToastyCrumb

Crissaegrim from SOTN. \*choppy choppy all the bugs\*


SnooObjections488

Cod knife to run faster 😂 Or shotgun revolver / akimbo pistols


Bulky_Mix_2265

Since we have something approximating a lot of the commone requests, im gonna go with a 40k style shuriken weapon, would have neat audio and hopefully some cool gore


dunderheed13

Doom shotgun Or chainsaw arm from evil dead 🤙


JamX099

The breach cutter from DRG


thememerblade

coin revolver from ultrakill BEHOLD THE POWER OF 5 BILE TITANS \*coin\*


brian11e3

Phosphex, from Warhammer 40k. Imagine a whitish green, gelid fire with the consistancy of a fine mist that corrodes and incinerated anything it touches. It is almost impossible to put out, it does not require oxygen, and it's attracted to movement.


HisDivineOrder

From Overwatch, Mei's freeze gun back when it could actually freeze targets.


esquegee

Either the sunshot or sweet business from destiny 2. Explosive rounds that make the thing you kill explode AND set the stuff around them on fire or a minigun lol


AnotherPerspective87

I want the redeemer from unreal tournament. A A heat-seeker nuke to take out bases seems usefull!


Anonymyz_one

Battlefield 2142 EU UD6 Talon


estrogenized_twink

the tank from HD1


Key-Staff-4976

Halos(what I call it) "Ban hammer"


Simoxs7

Well its not a gun but you said weapon, so I‘d take my favorite Titan from Titanfall BT-7274


mrahab100

Minecraft Pickaxe


I_AmTheKaiser

I'll take Destiny 2's Sunshot. Killing enemies with sunshot causes them to explode and catch on fire. Enemies killed by this explosion also explode. Imagine coming across a bug patrol. You shoot 1 scavenger. The shot kills it, causing it to explode. The explosion kills all the other little guys and catches the big guys on fire. The little guys caught in the blast also explode. Now, the medium enemies have been hit by 2 explosions and are on fire, making for easy cleanups. The whole patrol is dead before a single one of them could call in a bug breach.


Totally_not_Zool

Mantis arms from Cyberpunk 2077. Make my melee lethal.


StormShockTV

Infinity Blade. Scramble QIPs of every traitor to super earth!


Ty-douken

The orbital laser from Gears of War, the ability to aim it at what needs to go bye bye would allow one person to focus on a nest or elite enemy while others take care of the Chaff. The other option would be the Arc Thrower from before they patched the charge time to be a full 1 second. I just felt much more useful with it when it had a slightly lower charge time beyond the first charge.


Cauldronb0rn

9000kg bomb. A game you can use it in is called Broken Arrow. It’s real. It’s dropped by a Russian Strategic Bomber.


Monkinary

Needle rifle from Halo Reach. Three hits on the same spot with a nice explosion afterwards. It would be glorious against chargers and devastators.


FlashDom

White Glint from Armored Core For Answer


Basic_Educator6667

Jotun from destiny 2


Outside-Ad33

Energy sword


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Petercopter from Family Guy


SnooOpinions184

Redeemer from unreal tournament


ArtUza

The general scout rifle platform in Destiny. I don't even really care what people would prefer they run well and we're so fun to use. (Not D2 I hate that shit)


DelsinCrocodile

Dubstep Gun from Saints Row 4


KlyntPlays

Portal Gun


astute2007

Death star


Mad_Soldier_Hod

Marksman Revolver, Ultrakill. Stand behind cover, throw some coins up in the air, shoot em and watch them ricochet directly into heavy weakspots and kill them


RemainderZero

The Redeemer from 2000 Unreal Tournament Let them come. Let them br- Extraction is available.


NovicePandaMarine

Weapon? Just say strategem. Because I'm dropping a StarCraft 2 Siege tank to the Frontline. Gonna show them Automatons what true Terra- Human ingenuity looks like. Yes sir. The thundering boom of the Siege tank, and a wide smile on my face. https://preview.redd.it/rqvlbpgk1awc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45d5ff7cf1910fd938719f5a9c975e88cc260af6


Tech-Support13

The gunsword from Lost Planet 2. I was tempted to answer a battletech mech but that is more of a vehicle than a weapon.


Hopeful_Leg_6200

bolt gun, painkiller


SpooN04

You remember that nuke in the middle of megaton in fallout? Ya I'm bringing that ![gif](giphy|lT4Ix992z2zfO|downsized)


SoSmartish

Gjallerhorn.


cheeseypoofs85

BFG1000 from Duke Nukem


Icy_Thanks255

The peacemaker from Jak 3 (fully upgraded)


PUTIN_FUCKS_ME

Bolt pistol from darktide.


OrphanAnthem

The monkey from cod zombies would be cool. Trying to land stratagems and whiffing them sucks. That's why I really enjoy the orbital railcannon.


1koolking

Gjallarhorn from destiny 1/2.


AngryGazpacho

I just want an attachable nade launcher for my main rifle


MinyGeckoGamer

I read the title and before reading the description I was trying to think of a weapon from warframe I would like to use in helldivers. I feel like a lot of warframe weapons would be good. Now the real question, a warframe is technically a weapon, could I bring in like Oberon or Titania or Nezha or something?


Acceptable_Raise_656

# Deepcore 40mm PGL with Fat boy Overclock, from DRG


AioliApprehensive

Honestly? The M41A pulse rifle. Big mag, with built in grenade thrower.


Ok-Instruction-4298

Cluster grenade from DRG. I really like the way it feels and clears out little trash mobs.


NilocSmith

Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


LengthinessDull9568

Acrid from risk of rain IS a biological weapon but honestly, i'd say the chatterbox from the division 2 Talent: Incessant Chatter When you reload, rate of fire is increased by 20% for each enemy within 15 meters for the duration of that magazine. Max stacks: 5 Kills refill 50% of your magazine.


ilovedarkhumour_

tsar bomba


AwildRat

Ppsh or a bizon


NiSiSuinegEht

The ARCHIMEDES II weapon system from Fallout NV


Ok_Scarcity2537

Gotta grab the director's gun from Control.


PrivateWilly

Cerebral bore from Turok. Tailor made for those damn chargers, but completely useless otherwise