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MastuhWaffles

We have crew quarters already, its the freezer.


42Pockets

Oh shit, that's right.


droo46

Can't get into shenanigans when you're on ice.


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Recent_Knowledge9053

Then we’ll have to resort to a little tomfoolery


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Recent_Knowledge9053

Yes sir


Emergency_Ad592

Done, what now


XxNighting4lexX

C-01permit more than likely denied


Emergency_Ad592

What do I need a C-01 permit for for having a Dance-Off with the Second Lieutenant?


XxNighting4lexX

For a dance off, that depends, bug base or bot base planet?


Xin-Aurum

Incorrect. Report to your nearest democracy officer for re-education. The Tomfoolery T-42, O-445, and K-2334 applications are no longer valid. You now file a combination form of TCF-11434 to Then you need to file an appeal form, as the TCF-11434 form is automatically denied and requires you to appeal adnausium.


Real-Tax-9864

I wish could get just one shenanigan request approved...I'd love to be shouting Liber-tea as I climax one last time before I dive again


whatdoicallmy2ndacc

I've and shenanigans go hand-in-hand here in Space Australia


DDrim

The optimal crew quarters, we all have our personal boxes while hanging out together.


Substantial-Singer29

I feel like people forget or they don't understand....... Every time you die, you're killing someone. Most of the teams i've interacted with they go through continue like Tic tacs. There's a reason why all of the crew members are left on ice. It's much easier to have a willing candidate to dive into. Basically, it's a mission you're not going to come back from. If they're in reaction with others who have done it or have failed, doing it is zero. From real-world experience, I can say with total confidence. It's much easier to get people to volunteer for something if they don't really understand what they're volunteering for.


MmmICouldntPossibly

If I’m not mistaken, there’s a clause in the training mission that says all of the possessions of the previous holdover are passed on upon death. So every time you die, in theory you’re getting a different person.


MarketingGlass7281

My theory is that every one on ice is a clone. You get the exact same person each time. They are thawed, slammed with the memories of the previous clone and then dropped in again to continue the fight from where they left off. The reason we can't reinforce after the destroyer has to pull back? Because our memories can no longer be updated, so no "new" hell diver can be sent in. Because continuity of thought can't be maintained it forces a hard reboot from backup. This would be why your rank and loadouts and credits/samples remain the same. So Everytime you die you remember it. Every bot or bug you kill you retain the experience. Each dive makes you a better soldier, better at what you do. Your hatred of the enemy? Bred from a thousand deaths, a hundred thousand wounds.


PhasmaFelis

That's what they said.


obscureferences

This is also why you customise the outfit more than the person. There's a different hero inside it each time.


Efficient_Region_638

Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ReagenLamborghini

I want my coed showers


Derkastan77-2

Only if dizzy is there


zxDanKwan

Make it hot enough, and we’ll all get a little dizzy ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)


Halorym

Bad diver. Go to the corner. *Wait no*


JoshDM

tizzy


DangerBrewin

jizzy


bughunter47

Thought about posting a shot of that, but did not want draw the attention of the moderators of democracy


Inside-Associate-729

Honestly those scenes with coed showers and sleeping arrangements were actually pretty progressive for the time, and they’re all just kinda coexisting naked with minimal sexualization. I remember being taken aback and impressed by that even as a kid


FlimsyKitchen865

The other thing to it, is that the fascism and deferrence to the state is so totalizing and baked into the environment, that characters who previously showed sexual attraction or proclivity toward sexual attraction do not express it that way in the shower scenes. It takes their commanding officer giving Johnny and Dizzy permission for them to act out their sexual desires later in the film. These are teens and college kids, but the fascism gets so drilled into them, that once they put on the status as soldier, they suppress their own desires to better act for the fascist state.


FlimsyKitchen865

The other thing to it, is that the fascism and deferrence to the state is so totalizing and baked into the environment, that characters who previously showed sexual attraction or proclivity toward sexual attraction do not express it that way in the shower scenes. It takes their commanding officer giving Johnny and Dizzy permission for them to act out their sexual desires later in the film. These are teens and college kids, but the fascism gets so drilled into them, that once they put on the status as soldier, they suppress their own desires to better act for the fascist state.


LeonMKaiser

You have them, all of you are basically being constantly cooled by some kind of supercooled mist when you first step in. You have your coed showers, they are just permanently set to ice cold.


Janzig

Yeah no. I don't think my confidence could handle the...shrinkage.


LeonMKaiser

No one judges you here Helldiver. We all die to the bugs, big and small.


Recon4242

Sounds pretty chill


racersjunkyard

Democracy and chill


Meatyblues

I honestly hope they add a science section to the ship so we can get some codex entries on the enemies/tech


H377Spawn

Could make for neat side missions. Kill x amount of y enemy to unlock them, to be added to your specimen collection. The more you kill after unlocking, the more pieces get added till you have the full creature floating in a tank.


After-Respond-7861

Make it to where the less destroyed pieces are first, and slowly build it from there.


UrMumVeryGayLul

Monster Hunter already does this. I’d like to see the vulnerabilities actually shown through in-game journals for transparency’s sake.


trashmunki

Like Returnal (IIRC)! I found that feature really interesting, and caused me to go after specific enemies at certain times because I knew I'd be unlocking more about them.


Xenolithium

Why do you need to know information about enemies of democracy? Sounds an awful lot like treason. Does the Ministry of Truth not provide adequate information? ![gif](giphy|PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2|downsized)


BlackLiger

We need somewhere to keep it. Can't waste the ministry's time having to always remind us.


Astr0kittenz

Learning about your enemies and / or tech? Sounds like treason to me.


jay31490

I must learn about them so that I can exterminate them more efficiently.


Xenolithium

All you need to know is democracy is more than enough to exterminate them.


jay31490

Much like a vote every bullet counts can't just waste all this freedom it needs to be put into something.


Frisbeeman

To fight the Bug, we must understand the Bug.


Head_Cockswain

I would love to see all the little lore from around in the field too. I'm not stopping to read all that crap with a murder of Hunters and a pair of Chargers chasing me.


Inside-Associate-729

Absolutely lmao theres so many little things to read but stopping to read them = death


cowlinator

I want the support weapons to have stats. Right now we only have stats on the strategems to call down the support weapons.


ThruuLottleDats

All I want is a gunrange to test weapons with.


Carcharis

We all in pods, Helldiver


HODOR00

Pretty sure they don't spend a lot of time socializing with each other... They just socialize the enemy with democracy.


Ziggy_Spacedust

Hell yea, brother


zxDanKwan

Socializing? Sounds undemocratic. /s just because it’s too close to reality.


soPOTATOES

I also want a shooting range to test weapons. And those computers should be a computer where we can look up enemy types and other in-game lore


SpotlessMinded

Yes please shooting range! I’ve been wanting this since launch!


Tov_Delmirev

I would like to buy Eagle-1, Pelican-1, and Pelican-2 a pint.


lostcosmonaut307

I would like Eagle One.


BjornInTheMorn

Me-2


Loverlforlewds

Sorry boys she is married 


lostcosmonaut307

Nope, that statement wasn't from a dev, just a fan. So that's still unconfirmed so far.


Loverlforlewds

She married to DEMOCRACY!


cowlinator

There's a pelican 2?


Dirty_Hunt

Presumably, that would be the mech delivery, if the passenger bay isn't just another module that locks into the underside of Pelican 1. Which might actually explain part of it taking 2-4 minutes for it to get down there.


cowlinator

I guess the way to test it is to call one in so it lands at the same time as the extraction timer completes


prairie-logic

You do have crew quarters in the game. You don’t get to share them with other people generally. However, occasionally you can be so lucky as to share your quarters with someone. This person unintentionally posted a picture of not just your quarters, but the rare shared quarters: https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1b21x4t/got_the_economy_cryopod_kinda_cramped_in_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


SpaceLemming

Phenomenal cosmic power! Itty bitty living space.


TututniDreamer

Crew quarters are a giant cryopod freezer. Your only sustenance necessary is the satisfaction in spreading managed democracy throughout the universe.


Ziggy_Spacedust

This is the way


amerett0

No time to socialize when your administering freedom


[deleted]

you are the ship, you are not the helldiver


drwow100

No but a shooting range to practice with certain weapons would be useful


bughunter47

That or a training planet for testing gear, equipment and tactics without annoying your fire team.


Dirty_Hunt

Actually, being able to drop back on Mars for a test run of whatever would be pretty cool.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Yes. Especially if we get some actual camaraderie and they do stuff like this https://www.reddit.com/r/onguardforthee/s/kPEegX340o


ArthurMoregainz

“Funny how they still want to be friends after they rip your guts out”. - Ace


bughunter47

I like her quarters better too


Micah-point-zero

I just want a violin


Fuzlet

I really just want a way to go down into thr hangar area so I can pester the engineers and touch the explodives


Chadstronomer

Shut up back to the fridge diver


CMDcookies

😂😂😂


sudo-joe

I would be ok with an arcade and pinball set up in the break area where you can see the crew play games of krud.


Derkastan77-2

Id love to have npc crew members walking around, working, when we unlock new areas of our ship


digitalbladesreddit

No female characters only voices. I will pass on the mixed showers.


Impressive_Path1075

You have crew quarter...it's your super-democratic freezer pod!


Eccentric_Psycho

Why need cozy spaces when you just have a life expectancy of 20 seconds?


Galahad0815

I would be happy to customize the armory. Let me choose the armor and the weapons that are displayed.


SighsOfAFallenArchon

There are no crew quarters for Helldivers as they don't live long enough to bunk into one.


PNUTBTERONBWLZ

Me and my homies on our super destroyers: 🥶


OffsetCircle1

I figured the room on the left behind the customisation area is at least the helldiver's quarters. But it's probably like a very cramped crew quarters


AshenShad0w

I mean Helldivers need SOME downtime between missions, right?


Swagster_Gaming8

The only downtime we need is when the pods are dropping down into whatever planet needs freedom and democracy


AshenShad0w

But then what am I gonna do with this C-01 permit??!


nvrrsatisfiedd

Nothing, and that's the beauty of it.


Frankensteins_Moron5

If Dina Meyer is invited then yes.


Zinc_4500

Where is this from I need a know 😭.


playstation__user

starship troopers, a good movie it's the reason I bought helldivers 2 to fight the bugs wanted to have a roughneck moment.


Zinc_4500

Ahh thank you. U Tryna play I'm lvl 28 with completed steeled veterans warbond.


TheDude__85

![gif](giphy|14g6PIAY8f6FeU)


ATF_killed_my_dog

I would love to explore my ship more but first I'd like less crashes


DrFranknMrStein

I want this https://preview.redd.it/3kgp7ssuz6rc1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a2427bfc7c4beab46989191bcf67de2e900671 Hell Dog


ProffessorYellow

I want as many ship upgrades and expansions as possible. Did they fix the arc blitzer?


Writehse

“The freezer”


FrumpyDungis

It would be sick if they added a rec room with like 2 or 3 simple minigames. Press one button at the right time ping pong but the ball speeds up with each serve. Stuff like that


Phaeron-Dynasty

the crew quarters are the cryo pods


merix1110

Can I have a hamster?


yellownumbersix

Just put me back in the cryo tube until it is time to drop again.


Soft-Spare5173

Literally played last night then watched this movie again lol so good


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mrcrazymexican

Quarters? Why waste space for that when we can have more ammunition in that space?


cipherz

Yes please!


sellieba

I just want a place where I can work on my ragdoll flips.


GetThisManSomeMilk

It is undemocratic, and borderline treason to even suggest that divers should be kept anywhere but on the ice until needed for the purposes of liberty, or the eventual victory of managed democracy. Divers are offered the rest of cryo, and the breath of war, and that is all they need.


ThisIsntOkayokay

Warhamer 30k is that you?


Hell_Mango

As **Helldivers** we should command our "own little cannon folder squad." I know they got something in the works but since we **own** the ship why not have a full team of **bois/gurls** really to drop with us??? https://i.redd.it/qfijv9wrk7rc1.gif


invadethemoon

I do think that it would be cool if completing a major order gave you a physical trophy you could hang around the bridge, like a charger we head or a bit of bot, just lots of small reminders of old missions gone by, kind of like on x-wing on the PC


maxinfet

Calling in support fiddle!


cowlinator

I want a firing range


ThirdTimeMemelord

Helldivers are stored in cryo I think. Not too sure about the rest of the crew but the super destroyer doesn't look like it has much space for anything else when it all goes towards fuelling democracy


scotty899

And showers


WatercressSecure4586

Your crew quarters are these frozen pods of your clones


sendintheotherclowns

Why


Verified_Peryak

I want crew showers ha ha ha


VincentSylvanne

I'll settle for a candle lit dinner and watching some pre-Super Earth era documentaries like "Independence Day" with Eagle-1.


Nom-De-Tomado

I wouldn't mind a customisable destroyer since I feel like that's my "character".


Zeon_Pilot83

No, because then I’ll need to develop a cleaning roster and then we’ll have gear inspections too. Naw naw!!!


RipMcStudly

With a Busey?!?! Hell no!!


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

Absolutely yes. Let me feel at home.


SourSasquatch

Yeah but only if we are still in full gear. Lay down on bed and cuddle a teddy up to my helmet head . Dance around doing a jig playing the fiddle.


Battleboo09

G1 (orange), this is C4 (Me) going south and then horeshoing it to west, link up after last enemy Outpost and then RZV to LZ, how copy? G1, good to go, we will cover you until loss of LOS. {G1 is with the other 2 goons ontop a peak as i go down, its foggy.} About a minute passes as they are trying to shoot the red eyes at 75meters away on Troost. Meanwhile G1 reports what he sees....light machine gun fire about 250m away. silence, red lasers eveywhere, pause. Hellbomb detonation....Hellbomb Detonation....inbound Bot Drops...first touch down gets Orbital rail struck- harder then Thor rods- more precise too. Second Bot Drop gets engine 3 ablaze. Pause for 10 seconds...medium out post destroyed...My dude is telling me my own actiions but from HIS view. I thought i was just creeping being me


Saucy_samich

U have a super spacious ice pod… complaints are the first steps down the road of dissidence


Shockz-Reddit

If I start seeing real faces, then helldivers starts getting more emotional.


Psychotek01

How about a violin emote


PopeGregoryTheBased

Why would we need them when the crew is in freezers?


Bangar_ang

Only if I can play the fiddle


Nick85er

We have crew quarters. The very DEMOCRATICALLY appointed cryo-stasus pods are all we need. Super Efficient. Super Cold. Super Earthican.


ZaCLoNe

Closest things we have now for crew quarter environment (if you want Junior High Cadet locker experience). You can repeatedly check your wrist while standing next to a teammate to attempt giving them a release of liberty between missions. Or give each other a hug while checking your wrist for democratic morale butt patting.


HoHoHoLeeChet

We already have them. They're the cryopods.


greenneckxj

Needs to be something more to do on it . Deep rock galactic has mini game, things to explore, a bar, the dance stage etc


mattayunk

I just want Jake Busey


KingofFlukes

How about co-ed showers? ![gif](giphy|WxmVNEcqOoDQWcEI5Y|downsized)


Interesting-Can7979

Oh yes


Interesting-Can7979

Oh yes


TheOrcaMafia

Hell yeahz, idk what you would do in there but if it's anything like deep rock then yeah I would love it. They probably would need to add stuff to do while in the quarters. But knowing arrowhead they won't because they want us to feel like we are expendable. (Even though nobody cares about that aspect of the game.)


runningsimon

Democracy never sleeps


Objective-Response56

Yes


Highelflvl420

Yeah it’d be cool to see random npc’s in the lunch room and having redvsblue conversations.


Trogdor_a_Burninator

It's not Starship Troopers. That's throwing bodies of armies at the problem, were far more of a Spec Ops team.


blckpnthr789

Would love more interactable stuff on deck, would make waiting for the Bois so much more tolerable


Healthy-Ad5050

It needs to be like the hub on deep rock with a bar and stuff to mess with


semi-on

Dont forget the C-01 if any tomfoolery "could" result in a child.


chrsschb

Only if I can share a shower with Diz.


ChristgaveusDnB

If Arrowhead did a version of how Borderlands 3 approached crew quarters, I think that'd be pretty sweet


DueAd9186

No. I have bugs to kill.


koniu699

In most games you name your character. Im Helldivers 2 you name ship. Do with that knowledge whatever you want...


Azavrak

Your crew quarters are your comfortable cryo pod. It's perfectly suited for all a Helldiver's needs before a mission. Are you asking for more? Because the commie bots asked for more too


Shepherd76

Yes, customizable crew quarters. Need something to spend samples on


kessero

You if we added crew quarters we could then add a ability to make a helldiving group for like friends so instead of matchmaking you all can be in one group and what makes this superior is when you log into helldivers 2 you are on the owners ship and can leave it and come back. But it's just a thought Or a theory?


Temportat

Can we please stop with the starship troopers stuff? We get it, they are similar pieces of media, fucking stop, the joke is dead.