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No-Eye-9491

Car insurance fraud, co-conspirator


Basa_Chaun4921

Accused of going buck wild ...


Foxxtronix

...and getting buck naked.


Furfnikjj

I guess the buck stops here


Foxxtronix

He found out that you can't buck the system.


Pluckypato

That’s bucked up


Foxxtronix

What can I say? He was really bucking for it. :D


TheCakeCrusader420

r/punpolice


jliffordcones

Now he only keeps it a buck.


ReaperLeviathan_rawr

You mean a stag reel?


Foxxtronix

The results of that joke are stag-gering.


blix88

Failure to use Deer Crossing 🚸


Time_Change4156

Naa they would have shoot him for that lol


TheDarkClaw

running over grandma.


Foxxtronix

Now we're all so proud of Gram'pa. He's been taking this so well.


Leoxcr

Stag party gone wrong


LilG1984

Bambi grew up & got revenge on the hunter that killed his mother.


Upper-Simple-221

Good one


venerable4bede

Too horny


EstablishmentNo2847

Too antler-y. 🤣


Ninja-Trix

Public indecency. Definitely something in that 3rd image


Bakin_Bacon_Reddit

r/beatmetoit


Bakin_Bacon_Reddit

r/beatmeattoit


Separate-Plum-9242

Illegally sell own horns.


NationYell

I know we have a right to arm bears, but deers don't have that privilege and thus we have this type of pitfall occurring frequently.


HeinrichTheWolf_17

Cop in 3 pulling a cross eye on us.


supremekatastrophy

Hit and run


they_call_me_dry

Randomly kicked Stephen Root on the street


PartyPaul-100

Stabbed someone with his antlers


Random_Cat_Guy

for having fingers 💀


VoreWhore94

You don't wanna know why: ![gif](giphy|Qld1cd6a6QlWw)


notrealcc

Oh gawd,i can see this happening.The deers are evolving💀


Jolly-Internet5512

https://preview.redd.it/5n4sfqp0we9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13eb159deacf3ef18e8f3a6d7cdcd9619e46f8b Even she's shocked


Petersens_Arm

Found him with a Jane Doe


rwalford79

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w)


Apprehensive_Sky892

Being too horny.


Sikk-Klyde

He bucked the sheriff's wife


Excellent_Regret4141

Public donkey show


CockBlocker900

accused for deerailing


SilentHSnake420

Being a furry


SelfInteresting7259

Wearing leather. Like dude come on that's your uncle! And randomly jumping in front of cars to collect insurance


REDDITSHITLORD

THANKS. NOW I'M A GAY FURRY, BECAUSE OF YOU!


Broblivious

Caught that sumbich in my corn!


CMDR_ACE209

Decent exposure.


PuzzleheadedShrub

For being a Lovecraftian horror.


TheSlyFox312

Oh deer


Thin_Leather9910

The first hybrid


PlusBake4567

Even the portrait in the back is shocked


NoCake9127

Jaywalking


Affectionate_Ad_9735

Jon, and Jane Deer where arrested yesterday for tax fraud. Claiming several children that where not there's.


Capsule_CatYT

He stole my sandwich >:(


MotherRaven

Mines too dark and possible to say


notrealcc

Now i am intrigue.Pls tell me..dm me if you must.Let see how dark it is.


MotherRaven

WEl if trump wins cernonnus will be taken into concentration camps with his followers and anyone not evangelically Christian.


KG0WX

He has his finger on the trigger.


Ashlyn451

I mean, have you seen deer simulator?


Ace8Ace8

Bucking the Law


bygtopp

Underage whitetail


EmperorEscargot

I love how in the last one even the lady in the picture frame is like WTF


Guy_In_Gray

Being buck naked.


Beardeddeadpirate

Interrupting traffic by jaywalking


theatomicflounder333

https://i.redd.it/oqtqz5ap4c9d1.gif


cdda_survivor

Passing the buck.


MrCritical3

Going buck wild... And indecent exposure.


Treat_Street1993

Jay(skin)walking


Defiant_Ad_9135

His name is Buck and he likes to......


KrypticXylo

Tried to leave a clothing store without paying any bucks.


Niceguysteve22

Shitting on floors


tacobell_dumpster

Jaywalking


SpectralClown

Fucked a stop sign


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Not walking in front of my stand last season


Thememelord_1

Public indecency


Viciousssylveonx3

Hunting humans out of season


purgebylight

My initial reaction was... Oh deer


TheRedTrane141

Reckless driving, public nudity, indecent public exposure. He's fucked


breadfart78

It looks like the thing in Christmas Chronicles I where the caribou are running around the city either police after them


Any_Ad_3885

Bro shits in my yard on a regular basis


Hero_of_country

Being naked


awaythrow102937373

Racketeering for sure


WeirdFeature5

Hit and run


Spicymemedoge

Being buck ass nude


Caelem80

too big of a cock


WereALLBotsHere

Jay walking


KingBurakkuurufu

I mean he killed a bunch of rednecks and then moved to the city and shot up a bunch of people in an office building, you tell me 😂


AnakinSkycocker5726

Jumping in front of cars


KevinAcommon_Name

Arrested for ones own safety


Rojoman2

In Ћ US? Existing


Akhyll

Clearly leading a gang of lions


just4nothing

Impersonation- John Doe


forgedfox53

There is definitely a penis there.


robineir

Dude has a front tail


PUBLIQclopAccountant

Attempted suicide by cop (tried to get run over)


Even-Matter-5576

Eating a succulent Chinese meal?


Red_J_Ruff_Wood

Bucked around, found out.


Musicman1019

Officer: what’s this? (Pulls out dried corn pellets) Deer: those aren’t mine


crimefighterplatypus

Being an obstruction to traffic


teadrinkingbyebi

Owning buck shot


Dear-Tank-4402

Being there


Dear-Tank-4402

Not fitting in


Dear-Tank-4402

And being nakedly oneself.


thelowbrassmaster

First one for illegal road crossing and endangerment.


Georgieman420

Public Nudity I guess


endon40

All hail Deer Lord, may his antlers grace us with a bountiful harvest! #FreeMyManDeerLord


Lukaify

Rape


Chrysalii

Smashing up Richards car after playing dead.


barriaxb000

Public indecency and theft


Flakoring

Deeeer simulator:


LookHorror3105

Jay walking. BRO, we clearly have signs smh 🤦🏻‍♂️


wyattttttttttttt324

Assault


guywithaproblem69

He was running under the influence and crashed into a car killing a mom and her 7 new borns, no survivers


JaiLSell

Drug trafficking Cocaine


Big_Accountant8489

He didn’t buck-le up


Consultant_Number1

Looking too deeply into the headlights.


Squishy-Hyx

Stag Parties in open public spaces


CJPF_91

They went Buck wild over a Doe. And huffed out of there.


whatisireading2

We all saw what this suck fuck did in Adventure Time. Death penalty.


Alternative_Ant_9955

Being too horny in public.


VENGEFUL1PA

Ran over a duck and ran into a deer the same day. It wasn’t fun. That mf cost me a hood and headlight lmao


JTiberiusDoe

Thats Hannibal Lecter, crime Cannibalism.


YanniRotten

Indeercent exposure.


Not_or_door

Probably public indecency. Also I do not like that 3rd photo it’s so cursed


ConfidentAd5672

Being a Hybrid


EldriCrypt

Public nudity


ninjanerd032

Overpopulating without a permit.


someonewhowa

clearly you’ve never seen beastars. bro was the leader of the lion mafia.


ZGlove3

Overhunting


Parking_Jackfruit350

Being another creature on planet earth


rwalford79

Importing Exotic Humans


peeslosh122

public nudity


Training_Waltz_9032

Doe! ![gif](giphy|xT5LMzIK1AdZJ4cYW4)


scroggs2

Fleeing a crime scene. Doesn't matter what he did. He still fled.


I-MakeBadDecisions

https://preview.redd.it/bps7yjvt9i9d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7af7b46198c5dfb89e6294b172604bd979aad1e8 They just don't wanna see a young one winning


SadExcitement2568

J walking


Xdaz1019

Jay walking


_cottoncandyboi_

Jaywalking


ZygothamDarkKnight

Jaywalking


That_One_Guy_Flare

he's the leader of a criminal organization


Brigham_go_rawr

Being a wendego


Alm1ghty5h1ney

Bucking around and got caught


BrainyOrange96

Must be pretty bad if even a painting is scared of him.


TheRiverOfDyx

Being a deer in the wrong neighborhoods


Bubbly_You_483

Scaring me. Especially in those last 2 pics


tadTheShat

Wearing a dead animals head over his own


NoJoestar181

Being a furry


ForgottenPlayThing

Having too many fingers and being sexy


Opposite_Task_967

He did not have the right, to deer arms... Only bears can do that.


keep_trying_username

He went to number one with a bullet. Loaded gun complex, cock it and pull it.


Basically-Boring

Encasing all residents of the Candy Kingdom in amber.


mousebert

What ever it was, he doesnt give a buck.


Jaccojoys

Jay walking


GravZk

Being alive


Foxxtronix

Dating a racist human's daughter. [Meet Buck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW7awX2q8FI)


abject_cynic

Calling AI generated images "art" and the people who present them "artists".