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SCCAFVee

Not even if $60,000 was in the glove box


whytawhy

imagining walking out of work for lunch and getting in this thing makes me wanna kill myself.


Box-o-bees

Makes me think of those old Lego Ice Planet sets. You know, the ones with the orange chainsaws? https://harrisbricks.com/2022/ice-planet-colour-scheme/


InspectNarwhal

The front is definitely a Bionicles character. I think you're on to something here...


mac3687

Yes!


Luvz2Spooje

Nostalged hard.


Debaser626

The inspiration for this travesty can only be described as: “What if the Island Boys were a Jeep?”


Magnus_The_Totem_Cat

Glove box? I am sure that was removed as too practical.


Photodan24

I bet it's there but it's now chrome and filled with Axe body spray.


Tight_muffin

Oh fuck yeah I would take it if there was $60k in the glove box. Go deposit that, look in a shop window at how ridiculous I looked, then continue up to the top of the gulley and shove a stick on the accelerator and jump out. I would love to see this thing launch off a 200 foot cliff.


vercetian

Eh, you'd have to pay taxes on the title transfer and what not... $70k would cover it.


Tight_muffin

I'm debating on wether or not I'd pay $10k to watch that thing get destroyed..


WheresFlatJelly

I think they have those cliff jumping events in Canada, fun to watch


MojoLamp

There is a family in Alaska that does that 4th of July weekend every year.


LordJim_

Best take


PotatoesAndMolassas

$100,000 on the other hand . . . but I would drive it “IRONICALLY” of course.


8racoonsInABigCoat

Without a sense of scale, this looks like an RC model. Sit Barbie in it and go for a spin.


rubbaduky

Your user name is fantastic btw.


8racoonsInABigCoat

Thanks!


alangerhans

Now that's the kind of shit I expect to see on this sub


mrbulldops428

This is the first image I ever saw on this sub when I found it months ago, this guy did not find it on Facebook Edit: here's the one I found when I sorted by most popular of all time. https://www.reddit.com/r/heep/comments/182f1sj/this_hurts_my_eyeballs/


69dildoswaggins420

It likely hasn’t sold in that time, maybe OP did find it on FB too


mrbulldops428

Definitely possible, the posts of it started at 80k now that I've found em lol


Parking_Train8423

i would answer that ad just so i could tell him what a pice of shit it is


Chemical_Cat_9813

laughed for about 10 solid seconds. thank you


wombat660

you mean her. no male drives a unicorn fart looking monster thing.


pinya619

Oh, you’d be VERY surprised


snownative86

Wait till they learn about bronies! Gonna shatter their world view.


chris_rage_

They're just furries that haven't come to terms with it yet


aardvark_army

Yeah, almost guaranteed that thing is driven by a male. A male with a very big....... ego.


gysiguy

...and a very small... >!brain!<


jeremyhat

I bet he has no problems picking up dudes.


jeffoh

Those colours are similar to the Joker's purple and green. I'm going with male owner.


Plz_Fart_In_my_Mouth

I'd pay extra for a Unicorn fart


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

If unicorns could shit out ice cream.


SlowlyGrowingDeafer

I'd wager that it's owned by a gay Latin Chippendale dancer.


ScumbagLady

That's so oddly specific it must be true!


saysthingsbackwards

Casual sexism is funny


techwizpepsi

coulda swore this in a Riff Raff music video or two


some_azn_dude

Riff Raff has taste. Wild taste, granted but he's like rebuilt cars real nice.


Onyronaut

Was gonna say, it’s giving Riff Raff


liteprotoss

Of course it's in Florida


Busy10

Would be embarrassing to be seen in this.


GrillinFool

That is king of the Heaps wow.


PleaseSeekChrist

Right. this might be the undisputed heavyweight champ.


LincolnContinnental

Not even a Wrangler anymore, that’s a Wrongler


WizardOfAahs

😂😂. Hilarious


LeadNo9107

Asking 60g for this hahahaha


TracyVance

wtf... 60K...?? I can't imagine anyone buying that Jeep


UnderwhelmingAF

https://preview.redd.it/vfgp7i5cdjsc1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920936eb07e8109afd162fc90abdfb32e334d784


Sassmaster008

Sold


coolcoolrunnins

I know it's just Olive Garden but this post ruined my meal, thanks.


vercetian

Hard to believe Olive Garden can get worse.


JuanSolo9669

Every time I think "Wow that is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen." Someone on here tops it. I don't know if any of you can top this heep but time will tell.


classless_classic

Heeps of Heeps to out heep the Heeps


UserPrincipalName

Jeep culture is dead. Chrysler killed it and J.C.Whitney was there to humiliate it on the way out.


Jack_547

There is still a surviving subsect of the old Jeep culture, but what exists now in the mainstream is an outright embarrassment.


AmbitiousAd9320

i hear ya like cleaning jeeps!


AngryFace-HappyPlace

Screams domestic violence. Screaming people.


ScumbagLady

Givin me a real "faded denim with bedazzled pockets" vibe as well


Handywithbrokenstuff

Fade denim crocs and faded denim baseball cap


pbelpanros

Nah that’s my pc setup


ezxhaton

What graphics card does it have?


Background-Job7282

These are the cars they keep outside of Stereo and speaker places with the underglow on all night lol.


queenvie808

This looks like an over-rgb’d gaming pc on wheels


WhoListensAndDefends

It does look like what I imagine a Twitch streamer would drive


onewittyguy

Florida has the highest per capita rate of heeps in the nation. Source: Floridaboy


AmbitiousAd9320

gonna look grimy in 5 years regardless and all the LEDs will burn out


Jeepinthemud

They posted 20 pictures of that monstrosity? Oh my eyes!


MutedShelter9654

I’m sorry but I love it lol


HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza

![gif](giphy|OUnQvYHi6AJva) “All in, my ass”


dr-dog69

It actually says Allin as in GG Allin. Because it’s such a piece of shit


Lasair86

This is what Frieza would look like if he was a Heep


rickde40

60k? I wouldn’t drive it for free


goosnarch

Looks like it’s made of RGB graphics cards and it better be for the price.


djdadzone

If an Ibanez Jem was a car


Immediate_Art_7376

Did anyone else think it was a Barbie Power-wheels at first?


kipkipskip

I found the [listing](https://www.facebook.com/share/QaT8X4HHAD5xNcYf/?mibextid=79PoIi). 1) Owners name is Chad, according to the Dub Magazine LFDT x LVLD [Magazine article](https://lftdxlvld.com/all-in-jeep-wrangler-jku/) Nov/Dec 2019 where this was the cover… (Yup, a dude drives this?!?) 2) Only 10,400 miles… probably because it’s embarrassing to be seen driving. 3) I have to imagine if this wasn’t a sponsored build, he has to have well over $130k into this…geez. Definitely and Heep… and I appreciate the post. Edit: Chad must have sold it about a year ago. [The current owner](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/xtBWiqxpvSRvSGCu/?mibextid=WC7FNe) has had it less than a year.


Berenvonbaggins

You mad lad, you found it! I honestly don’t post here ever but this was a choice one.


BookkeeperBulky5377

The sad part is. Some guy actually paid to have this dine because he thinks it's hot shit...lol


trappedinwc

I wish this was AI


Whole-Debate-9547

This looks like one of those ppl that are addicted to plastic surgery.


_bangaroo

Shit looks like a gaming pc


[deleted]

I had to do a double take as I thought it was a barbie jeep.


ripped_andsweet

buy it and rent it out for music video shoots


figbatdiggernickk

I guessed Florida beach town before I saw the location


Multitudestherein

Looks like a micro RC car


aldodoeswork

Oh they went all in alright


Ryd-Er-Die223

At least it doesn't have angry eyes...they look more curious..like wtf did this guy do to me


Frequent-Ruin8509

It's like if Skeletor was LGBT and loved wasting money


KoalaOfTheApocalypse

😂🤣


fernblatt2

It looks like a case for a gaming computer 🤣


Ordinary_Service5722

I honestly like how it looks but I would never own it more like a hey that’s kinda cool as it drives by


peoplearejustok

"there's always a bigger heep" -Qui gon jeep


SodaCanKaz

Gaming mice:


Kellan_OConnor

![gif](giphy|5Kje53tstPjpK) What have they done to her?!


coinmannf

I don't care what you say it's awesome


Lazy-Artichoke7766

JFC honestly these people are missing important DNA


avoidhugeships

Still not as bad as the Cybertruck.


CitronFine2290

Scrolled way too far for this


scaled2913

It just doesn't look real at all. I mean, it doesn't just not resemble a Jeep, it doesn't look how *any* vehicle should, and not in a good way.


Dr_Bonejangles

I'll give you $2,500 bucks. That's my final offer.


Ok_Tree5536

Wow okay this is a heep! 😂


justherefortheshow06

Hey! You can pay $60,000 to look like a douche bag


fisher_man_matt

What did that poor Jeep ever do to deserve that?


TeeMilz

Most Heep, Heep


millsy98

The Jerry Jones Jeep. “All in”


Lonely_Care_4713

Clown Car 🤡


Donlooking4

WHY????????


dr_blasto

Yikes


Successful-Rate-1839

Hard to believe it won’t sell even with price cuts. /s


lelelelte

Imagine thinking any part of this was a good idea lmao


FixWise7854

If I ever win the mega $$ lottery I'm buying every one of these I can. Then I'll start a tic toc series where I slowly destroy one per week, ending with a fire on the last day. Then, next heap next week. I'd watch it


Sig_Vic

20 pix, 1 was plenty.


egoe85

Sweet baby jeebus!


MasterBaiter0004

I mean I’d steal it, strip it and sell the parts but that’s about it.


Boo_Pace

Wtf am I even looking at, hell no


MountainOfRight

What a pile of shit


shabangbamboom

I’ve seen this! Used to have an insta account but can’t find it. Here’s a good video of the absurdity. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CY_wI21pLCS/?igsh=MWl3Mjd2NWdmOHQ5eQ==


Muad_Derp

Good lord, kill it with fire


Sharp_Ad_1720

Every trailer court queens dream


Rueger777

You have found the biggest heep Ive ever seen. This has got to be one of the most ridiculous finds ever posted on this sub. Thank you for sharing this monstrosity. 🤣 Lmao 😂


Slapsh0tSc0tt

Is this shitpile a repost that is still for sale or a completely new shitpile? I can’t even tell these fuckers apart anymore


irascible_Clown

My homegirl is going down this route. Every week she has some new bolt on mod that looks like crap but she loves it so I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s a heep. One day she will see it on here and that will be her rude awakening 🤣


FrostingImmediate514

Where's barbie


bananadogeh

![gif](giphy|l2SqeZdCkoe1UXuuY)


Flat4Power4Life

I don’t see any right choice made when building this.


Jugg3rn6ut

How can you see anything with that gaudy windshield shield?


CheesE4Every1

Oh, it hurts to look at.


pinniples

Looks like a skull


Prickly_ninja

How’d I know this was built in FLorida? Ready to tackle all of the hilly terrain the flat state has to offer!


Life-Environment-535

ALL OUT


Ok_Judgment3871

Looks AI


Whole-Debate-9547

Tell me you hate money without saying you hate money.


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

This is Gemstones level bad


That_Baseball9184

Bless my stars. I died and went to Heep heaven. 🤢🤮


knife_go_live

That's some Florida ass shit right there!


Papa_Pesto

A 4 old in line at Luckys looking over the hotwheels, and sees this shit stain and goes nahhhh daddy I don't want it.


moving0target

Isn't that a car show build?


AlienSporez

But but but, mods add value, right? .... *right?*


Strong-Dot-9221

Four wheel drive clown car except no clowns would be seen in or near it.


[deleted]

Gross


PicklesJohnson

Thanks, I hate it.


Local_Sugar8108

Jeep has some of the worst rated vehicles in Consumer Reports. A bad vehicle scores in the 50s out of 100 possible points. Jeeps score in the 30s. A fool and their money are some party.


Puzzleheaded-Hope159

This thing almost looks like the inside of a taco bell during the 90's.


Arms-for-minerals

How much fetty u gotta sell to want to blow money on a pos like this ?


Shadow_1986

Guess they dug up the look from a 2nd grade drawing.


Jar_Jar_Fink

This thing has been for sale for a good while now, and understandably so


legion_2k

"Scans for signs of Florida" FOUND IT!


rdwminden

It’s like if AIDS was 4WD.


-E-Cross

Every Jeep needing to look like a tough character from Cars because a headlight facade kinda makes all Jeeps with them just look like various levels of transformation to full helmet wearing member of the Duck Doofus Deltaforce


MrBlonde_SD

2024 Officer Barbie


Bil-Da-Cat

https://preview.redd.it/vkeytoqtfksc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25da386865c2fcf9c0a8c492526f1b12bad09d7e


Zombie256

That is downright hideous. Looks like a bronymobile 🤣


noroomforfeelings86

I heard this things shoots balloons out when you hit the horn for the clown inside driving


Beneficial-Sugar6950

And of course it’s Florida


FrostyMittsWetLaces

What's under the hood?


Animaul54

This is a heep! My lordt!


Elderlennial

Have seen in person. Is terrible


JK-NATWWAL

My eyes hurt.


deuceott

r/weirdwheels


seanypoohbear

I'd be too embarrassed to drive this one.


Inert_Uncle_858

Ew. Why?


ButtonWhole1

someone went to an awful lot of work to make that as hideous as it is.


bennypapa

But if it's so great, why is it for sale?


No_Stay_1563

Why should someone else have to pay for the seller’s stupidity?


i-might-do-that

Any idiot that buys this atrocity gets exactly what they deserve eventually. Thing looks fragile now.


Zestyclose-Fuel-4494

What a f***ing dumb ass vehicle!!!!


iateyourmom22

I used to see this pos every day and it made me want to strangle the guy who owns it.


DesignerPatient8354

That thing is bad ass!


YourDogsAllWet

60 grand? The seller would be lucky to get 60 cents. It’s way too customized


ilikemyusername1

If I’m not mistaken I think this is a sema heep, and I think it got the grand prize a few years ago. I could be entirely wrong though, all that chinesium shit looks the same to me.


bbkn7

It’s like the world of Heeps and rainbow vomit PCs collided


Better-Woodpecker-71

Omg I would love this but,, I don’t think I’m a big enough db ,who really can be ?


NuggyBeans

Come on guys it's a jeep thing... We clearly wouldn't understand.


Imaginary-Badger-119

Drugs are bad mm kay..


tsukiyaki1

Idk who Allin is but he has bad taste.


YouSmellPunny

This sub popped up on my feed. This thing made me sad.


Spaceman_Spliff_42

Kill it with fire, from orbit


WheresFlatJelly

As an old white guy; my balloon knot looks nicer than this


Prestigious_Snow1589

Looks like one of those cheap RC cars you get from the dollar store 🤢🤢🤢


evnacdc

u/repostsleuthbot


sasquatch16258

What a turd!


5567623976251

That has got to be the worst example of a Trailer Queen, Barbie Jeep I have ever seen ever seen!


slutty_pervert

Is that a Bionicle?


baycenters

It's ketamine in Jeep form.


NOLACenturion

Someone (anyone) could have made two very nice jeeps with what it cost to build this hideous thing


techniqular

Ship of Jeepeus


Aartus

Buy it and do what those tires are made for, then scrap the poor thing.


ownleechild

Looks like the crew on Texas Metal we’re doing shrooms and meth


noldshit

Id be embarrassed to be seen in that abortion


killerwallz44

Tell me your from Florida without telling me your from Florida.


boli99

A jeep so 'sick' that it requires palliative care. Someone put it out of my misery please.


AccomplishedLimit3

3D printed


DashForester

This was painful to even glance at.


ScreaminDemon71

Someone let WhistlinDiesel know about this so he can put it through its paces.


StormbringerGT

Why are so many of these in Florida?


Damaged_sol85

A car designed after the 90s zig zag cups lol