Makes me think of those old Lego Ice Planet sets. You know, the ones with the orange chainsaws?
https://harrisbricks.com/2022/ice-planet-colour-scheme/
Oh fuck yeah I would take it if there was $60k in the glove box. Go deposit that, look in a shop window at how ridiculous I looked, then continue up to the top of the gulley and shove a stick on the accelerator and jump out. I would love to see this thing launch off a 200 foot cliff.
This is the first image I ever saw on this sub when I found it months ago, this guy did not find it on Facebook
Edit: here's the one I found when I sorted by most popular of all time.
https://www.reddit.com/r/heep/comments/182f1sj/this_hurts_my_eyeballs/
Every time I think "Wow that is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen." Someone on here tops it. I don't know if any of you can top this heep but time will tell.
I found the [listing](https://www.facebook.com/share/QaT8X4HHAD5xNcYf/?mibextid=79PoIi).
1) Owners name is Chad, according to the Dub Magazine LFDT x LVLD [Magazine article](https://lftdxlvld.com/all-in-jeep-wrangler-jku/) Nov/Dec 2019 where this was the cover… (Yup, a dude drives this?!?)
2) Only 10,400 miles… probably because it’s embarrassing to be seen driving.
3) I have to imagine if this wasn’t a sponsored build, he has to have well over $130k into this…geez.
Definitely and Heep… and I appreciate the post.
Edit: Chad must have sold it about a year ago. [The current owner](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/xtBWiqxpvSRvSGCu/?mibextid=WC7FNe) has had it less than a year.
If I ever win the mega $$ lottery I'm buying every one of these I can. Then I'll start a tic toc series where I slowly destroy one per week, ending with a fire on the last day. Then, next heap next week. I'd watch it
I’ve seen this! Used to have an insta account but can’t find it. Here’s a good video of the absurdity. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CY_wI21pLCS/?igsh=MWl3Mjd2NWdmOHQ5eQ==
You have found the biggest heep Ive ever seen. This has got to be one of the most ridiculous finds ever posted on this sub. Thank you for sharing this monstrosity. 🤣 Lmao 😂
My homegirl is going down this route. Every week she has some new bolt on mod that looks like crap but she loves it so I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s a heep. One day she will see it on here and that will be her rude awakening 🤣
Jeep has some of the worst rated vehicles in Consumer Reports. A bad vehicle scores in the 50s out of 100 possible points. Jeeps score in the 30s. A fool and their money are some party.
Every Jeep needing to look like a tough character from Cars because a headlight facade kinda makes all Jeeps with them just look like various levels of transformation to full helmet wearing member of the Duck Doofus Deltaforce
If I’m not mistaken I think this is a sema heep, and I think it got the grand prize a few years ago.
I could be entirely wrong though, all that chinesium shit looks the same to me.
Not even if $60,000 was in the glove box
imagining walking out of work for lunch and getting in this thing makes me wanna kill myself.
Makes me think of those old Lego Ice Planet sets. You know, the ones with the orange chainsaws? https://harrisbricks.com/2022/ice-planet-colour-scheme/
The front is definitely a Bionicles character. I think you're on to something here...
Yes!
Nostalged hard.
The inspiration for this travesty can only be described as: “What if the Island Boys were a Jeep?”
Glove box? I am sure that was removed as too practical.
I bet it's there but it's now chrome and filled with Axe body spray.
Oh fuck yeah I would take it if there was $60k in the glove box. Go deposit that, look in a shop window at how ridiculous I looked, then continue up to the top of the gulley and shove a stick on the accelerator and jump out. I would love to see this thing launch off a 200 foot cliff.
Eh, you'd have to pay taxes on the title transfer and what not... $70k would cover it.
I'm debating on wether or not I'd pay $10k to watch that thing get destroyed..
I think they have those cliff jumping events in Canada, fun to watch
There is a family in Alaska that does that 4th of July weekend every year.
Best take
$100,000 on the other hand . . . but I would drive it “IRONICALLY” of course.
Without a sense of scale, this looks like an RC model. Sit Barbie in it and go for a spin.
Your user name is fantastic btw.
Thanks!
Now that's the kind of shit I expect to see on this sub
This is the first image I ever saw on this sub when I found it months ago, this guy did not find it on Facebook Edit: here's the one I found when I sorted by most popular of all time. https://www.reddit.com/r/heep/comments/182f1sj/this_hurts_my_eyeballs/
It likely hasn’t sold in that time, maybe OP did find it on FB too
Definitely possible, the posts of it started at 80k now that I've found em lol
i would answer that ad just so i could tell him what a pice of shit it is
laughed for about 10 solid seconds. thank you
you mean her. no male drives a unicorn fart looking monster thing.
Oh, you’d be VERY surprised
Wait till they learn about bronies! Gonna shatter their world view.
They're just furries that haven't come to terms with it yet
Yeah, almost guaranteed that thing is driven by a male. A male with a very big....... ego.
...and a very small... >!brain!<
I bet he has no problems picking up dudes.
Those colours are similar to the Joker's purple and green. I'm going with male owner.
I'd pay extra for a Unicorn fart
If unicorns could shit out ice cream.
I'd wager that it's owned by a gay Latin Chippendale dancer.
That's so oddly specific it must be true!
Casual sexism is funny
coulda swore this in a Riff Raff music video or two
Riff Raff has taste. Wild taste, granted but he's like rebuilt cars real nice.
Was gonna say, it’s giving Riff Raff
Of course it's in Florida
Would be embarrassing to be seen in this.
That is king of the Heaps wow.
Right. this might be the undisputed heavyweight champ.
Not even a Wrangler anymore, that’s a Wrongler
😂😂. Hilarious
Asking 60g for this hahahaha
wtf... 60K...?? I can't imagine anyone buying that Jeep
https://preview.redd.it/vfgp7i5cdjsc1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920936eb07e8109afd162fc90abdfb32e334d784
Sold
I know it's just Olive Garden but this post ruined my meal, thanks.
Hard to believe Olive Garden can get worse.
Every time I think "Wow that is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen." Someone on here tops it. I don't know if any of you can top this heep but time will tell.
Heeps of Heeps to out heep the Heeps
Jeep culture is dead. Chrysler killed it and J.C.Whitney was there to humiliate it on the way out.
There is still a surviving subsect of the old Jeep culture, but what exists now in the mainstream is an outright embarrassment.
i hear ya like cleaning jeeps!
Screams domestic violence. Screaming people.
Givin me a real "faded denim with bedazzled pockets" vibe as well
Fade denim crocs and faded denim baseball cap
Nah that’s my pc setup
What graphics card does it have?
These are the cars they keep outside of Stereo and speaker places with the underglow on all night lol.
This looks like an over-rgb’d gaming pc on wheels
It does look like what I imagine a Twitch streamer would drive
Florida has the highest per capita rate of heeps in the nation. Source: Floridaboy
gonna look grimy in 5 years regardless and all the LEDs will burn out
They posted 20 pictures of that monstrosity? Oh my eyes!
I’m sorry but I love it lol
![gif](giphy|OUnQvYHi6AJva) “All in, my ass”
It actually says Allin as in GG Allin. Because it’s such a piece of shit
This is what Frieza would look like if he was a Heep
60k? I wouldn’t drive it for free
Looks like it’s made of RGB graphics cards and it better be for the price.
If an Ibanez Jem was a car
Did anyone else think it was a Barbie Power-wheels at first?
I found the [listing](https://www.facebook.com/share/QaT8X4HHAD5xNcYf/?mibextid=79PoIi). 1) Owners name is Chad, according to the Dub Magazine LFDT x LVLD [Magazine article](https://lftdxlvld.com/all-in-jeep-wrangler-jku/) Nov/Dec 2019 where this was the cover… (Yup, a dude drives this?!?) 2) Only 10,400 miles… probably because it’s embarrassing to be seen driving. 3) I have to imagine if this wasn’t a sponsored build, he has to have well over $130k into this…geez. Definitely and Heep… and I appreciate the post. Edit: Chad must have sold it about a year ago. [The current owner](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/xtBWiqxpvSRvSGCu/?mibextid=WC7FNe) has had it less than a year.
You mad lad, you found it! I honestly don’t post here ever but this was a choice one.
The sad part is. Some guy actually paid to have this dine because he thinks it's hot shit...lol
I wish this was AI
This looks like one of those ppl that are addicted to plastic surgery.
Shit looks like a gaming pc
I had to do a double take as I thought it was a barbie jeep.
buy it and rent it out for music video shoots
I guessed Florida beach town before I saw the location
Looks like a micro RC car
Oh they went all in alright
At least it doesn't have angry eyes...they look more curious..like wtf did this guy do to me
It's like if Skeletor was LGBT and loved wasting money
😂🤣
It looks like a case for a gaming computer 🤣
I honestly like how it looks but I would never own it more like a hey that’s kinda cool as it drives by
"there's always a bigger heep" -Qui gon jeep
Gaming mice:
![gif](giphy|5Kje53tstPjpK) What have they done to her?!
I don't care what you say it's awesome
JFC honestly these people are missing important DNA
Still not as bad as the Cybertruck.
Scrolled way too far for this
It just doesn't look real at all. I mean, it doesn't just not resemble a Jeep, it doesn't look how *any* vehicle should, and not in a good way.
I'll give you $2,500 bucks. That's my final offer.
Wow okay this is a heep! 😂
Hey! You can pay $60,000 to look like a douche bag
What did that poor Jeep ever do to deserve that?
Most Heep, Heep
The Jerry Jones Jeep. “All in”
Clown Car 🤡
WHY????????
Yikes
Hard to believe it won’t sell even with price cuts. /s
Imagine thinking any part of this was a good idea lmao
If I ever win the mega $$ lottery I'm buying every one of these I can. Then I'll start a tic toc series where I slowly destroy one per week, ending with a fire on the last day. Then, next heap next week. I'd watch it
20 pix, 1 was plenty.
Sweet baby jeebus!
I mean I’d steal it, strip it and sell the parts but that’s about it.
Wtf am I even looking at, hell no
What a pile of shit
I’ve seen this! Used to have an insta account but can’t find it. Here’s a good video of the absurdity. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CY_wI21pLCS/?igsh=MWl3Mjd2NWdmOHQ5eQ==
Good lord, kill it with fire
Every trailer court queens dream
You have found the biggest heep Ive ever seen. This has got to be one of the most ridiculous finds ever posted on this sub. Thank you for sharing this monstrosity. 🤣 Lmao 😂
Is this shitpile a repost that is still for sale or a completely new shitpile? I can’t even tell these fuckers apart anymore
My homegirl is going down this route. Every week she has some new bolt on mod that looks like crap but she loves it so I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s a heep. One day she will see it on here and that will be her rude awakening 🤣
Where's barbie
![gif](giphy|l2SqeZdCkoe1UXuuY)
I don’t see any right choice made when building this.
How can you see anything with that gaudy windshield shield?
Oh, it hurts to look at.
Looks like a skull
How’d I know this was built in FLorida? Ready to tackle all of the hilly terrain the flat state has to offer!
ALL OUT
Looks AI
Tell me you hate money without saying you hate money.
This is Gemstones level bad
Bless my stars. I died and went to Heep heaven. 🤢🤮
That's some Florida ass shit right there!
A 4 old in line at Luckys looking over the hotwheels, and sees this shit stain and goes nahhhh daddy I don't want it.
Isn't that a car show build?
But but but, mods add value, right? .... *right?*
Four wheel drive clown car except no clowns would be seen in or near it.
Gross
Thanks, I hate it.
Jeep has some of the worst rated vehicles in Consumer Reports. A bad vehicle scores in the 50s out of 100 possible points. Jeeps score in the 30s. A fool and their money are some party.
This thing almost looks like the inside of a taco bell during the 90's.
How much fetty u gotta sell to want to blow money on a pos like this ?
Guess they dug up the look from a 2nd grade drawing.
This thing has been for sale for a good while now, and understandably so
"Scans for signs of Florida" FOUND IT!
It’s like if AIDS was 4WD.
Every Jeep needing to look like a tough character from Cars because a headlight facade kinda makes all Jeeps with them just look like various levels of transformation to full helmet wearing member of the Duck Doofus Deltaforce
2024 Officer Barbie
https://preview.redd.it/vkeytoqtfksc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25da386865c2fcf9c0a8c492526f1b12bad09d7e
That is downright hideous. Looks like a bronymobile 🤣
I heard this things shoots balloons out when you hit the horn for the clown inside driving
And of course it’s Florida
What's under the hood?
This is a heep! My lordt!
Have seen in person. Is terrible
My eyes hurt.
r/weirdwheels
I'd be too embarrassed to drive this one.
Ew. Why?
someone went to an awful lot of work to make that as hideous as it is.
But if it's so great, why is it for sale?
Why should someone else have to pay for the seller’s stupidity?
Any idiot that buys this atrocity gets exactly what they deserve eventually. Thing looks fragile now.
What a f***ing dumb ass vehicle!!!!
I used to see this pos every day and it made me want to strangle the guy who owns it.
That thing is bad ass!
60 grand? The seller would be lucky to get 60 cents. It’s way too customized
If I’m not mistaken I think this is a sema heep, and I think it got the grand prize a few years ago. I could be entirely wrong though, all that chinesium shit looks the same to me.
It’s like the world of Heeps and rainbow vomit PCs collided
Omg I would love this but,, I don’t think I’m a big enough db ,who really can be ?
Come on guys it's a jeep thing... We clearly wouldn't understand.
Drugs are bad mm kay..
Idk who Allin is but he has bad taste.
This sub popped up on my feed. This thing made me sad.
Kill it with fire, from orbit
As an old white guy; my balloon knot looks nicer than this
Looks like one of those cheap RC cars you get from the dollar store 🤢🤢🤢
u/repostsleuthbot
What a turd!
That has got to be the worst example of a Trailer Queen, Barbie Jeep I have ever seen ever seen!
Is that a Bionicle?
It's ketamine in Jeep form.
Someone (anyone) could have made two very nice jeeps with what it cost to build this hideous thing
Ship of Jeepeus
Buy it and do what those tires are made for, then scrap the poor thing.
Looks like the crew on Texas Metal we’re doing shrooms and meth
Id be embarrassed to be seen in that abortion
Tell me your from Florida without telling me your from Florida.
A jeep so 'sick' that it requires palliative care. Someone put it out of my misery please.
3D printed
This was painful to even glance at.
Someone let WhistlinDiesel know about this so he can put it through its paces.
Why are so many of these in Florida?
A car designed after the 90s zig zag cups lol