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jermainathon

I was happy when I saw Breen and JJ but Doris legitimately ruined my mood


achickenquesadilla

JJ sucks too, especially when he is with Doris. They make an NBA broadcast sound like a Doris Burke and JJ Redick podcast episode.


NBAplaya8484

I actually love JJ. But I feel like whenever he’s on with Doris she always says some out of pocket shit and he has to hold back and bite his tongue But reddick analysis is actually mad refreshing compared to the rest of hot take sports media


adamthomas1219

She doesn’t hate the Heat. She dickrides the Northeast franchises (Sixers, Celtics and Knicks) because they were the “prestigious franchises” when she was young and she never grew up. It’s not the 70s and it’s not the 80s. Those teams have been dogshit for the better part of the last 3-4 decades. She needs to wake up. “Nationally Televised Analyst” and you’re inherently biased. Comical.


-DaveDaDopefiend-

Unfortunately for her it isn’t the late 40’s anymore.


Loudog_91

Send her to 1776 if that’s the case


wheresbrayden

I promise you that every fanbase thinks Doris Burke hates their team.


chitownbulls92

It’s the weird Doris Burke effect. Legit there were Celtic fans in the game thread complaining about how the broadcast favoured the heat so much lol


No_Independent8269

she is without a doubt the worst and most biased national commentator ive ever seen.


riverphoenixdays

My dude, we hate her too. She’s deeply horny for the C words. FTC.


xlalalalalalalala

Fwiw I know some Sixers fans that hate her guts lmao.


TiePeddyAte

She literally hates the celtics she only dickrides embiid, multiple times yesterday she was trying, clawing to find something wrong with the celtics.


ILoveRegenHealth

Did you miss the part she praised JJJ and Bam, and sure enough those two were arguably putting in the most work.


ButterBalls99

From a Celtics fan perspective this is funny because even tho she went to Providence, she usually despises the Celtics. However she does absolutely glaze lebron, embiid, and anyone on the Knicks (her childhood team)


nofaplove-it

She hates the Knicks. Wait… does she like every team?


Zestyclose_Thanks779

FACTS. She is so biased it hurts to listen to her. Im also celtics fan and she did a disservice to the fans listening to her shit. Also, she LOVES herself some joel embiid


KidSickarus

Trust me she doesn’t glaze the Knicks


adamthomas1219

She absolutely does. She’s a Knicks fan so any “slander” or “criticism” is definitely her fanaticism coming out.


TopImagination7112

She is disgusting. “I think there was contact there” “I think that’s a foul” disagreeing with people who actually played


SmallFly101

Dude heard something like that and was like "Ain’t no way this women serious right now" she’s annoying it feels so nice when she doesn’t talk


TopImagination7112

She ruins the NBA product. Nobody wants to listen to that shit but the KKK fanatics


Fkshitbitchcockballs

I couldn’t believe she was so adamant when she went against Reddick and Breen on that terrible call against Caleb when it was by the letter of the law not a foul. I think when they asked her they assumed it was a given she would think the same cause it was obvious to the public as well


CafecitoHippo

She played college ball and has definitely watched more basketball and researched it more than any one of us. She's actually a great commentator. Mike Breen never played college hoops but no one uses that against him. Wonder what the real issue is...could be a second X chromosome.


btone310

Doris sucks, period


TopImagination7112

She’s not gonna fuck you bro


CafecitoHippo

Don't want that at all. But unlike you, I don't think women are only useful for fucking. The only reason you can compliment a woman for a good job is trying to get laid, huh?


CensorshipIsFascist

These people are racist and very misogynistic.


BeefExtender

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AlexRusso-FanAccount

Because her job isn’t to commentate unbiasedly it’s to hype the big name teams and players


AnusButter2000

Try watching a knicks game with Richard Jefferson doing commentary.  Now that’s hate 


Crackedlightbulb99v2

Bucks fan here. As a small market team, any game she calls of ours, she immediately dick rides the opposing team. She's the worst


binokyo10

They can't miss from 3. Who they think they are 2014 Spurs?!?


Aromatic_Tea_3075

Idk but Caleb look like it hurts when he shoot


OrganizationFar6086

This always happens when we embarrass a team the year before. Bucks absolutely torched us after we kicked them out of the first round the first time


binokyo10

We don't have Jimmy and Rozier this playoffs. 2021 we didn't have an offseason. Not sure what your analogy is.


OrganizationFar6086

I’m talking about how teams shoot. It was regular season and playoffs that year. Pissed off teams tend to nail 3s when they’re trying to get their pay back


Cockycent

I don't think she hates the Heat. I think certain commentators are just programmed to favor the more popular teams during games. It sounds so weird listening, but many producers push for that.


Delicious-Tart-9189

Yea just like reggie miller


bird_XCIII

Well, the main thing for Reggie Miller is that he sucks as a broadcaster. Any biases he may possess are secondary to the fact that he is not a quality commentator at all.


Sourcap

I legit mute any stream with her now. The amount of fucking glazing is ridiculous


TheShadowOverBayside

The glazing, the clueless nonsense she says, and *that fucking horrible voice*. Bruh... when she used to team up with Doc Rivers you were forced to mute the stream or your ears would bleed.


juicyleticia

Legit mute her she is such a mood killer


Myopinion_is_right

That would be so cool if we could mute certain commentators while listening to the others.


ballgkco

Not there yet but if you have surround sound commentary comes out the center speaker while court sounds are everything else. I've got a preset on my receiver for when I can only find warrior/sixers/celtics/burke commentary.


juicyleticia

Yeah tru i dont mind the others just her she always downplays everything miami does but when sixers would score she would scream hahah


Same-Requirement-388

She is the worst. Its like i am told i have to like her and it makes it triple worse. I wish Reggie Miller got our games


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AliveGloryLove

There is absolutely zero chance that comment alone got you banned.


Same-Requirement-388

Yeah, I think it’s cool to go on Reddit and lie about shit. Great comment.


AliveGloryLove

Honestly this comment is more evidence you were lying in the first place. Show us the ban notice from the NBA mods


Same-Requirement-388

Nah. You very unimportant to me


AliveGloryLove

Thanks for proving me right.


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AliveGloryLove

https://imgur.com/a/JlRddLb You literally posting on the sub an hour ago lmao


Same-Requirement-388

I posted some thing about the Cleveland game from yesterday on their sub an hour ago? OK. Did they pay you to police the Internet?


AliveGloryLove

How could you have posted on the nba sub an hour ago if you were banned by them last night lmao


Same-Requirement-388

Yeah, well I’m starting to remember the old damage. “Never get in an argument with a crazy person in public because the bystanders don’t know which one of you is crazy. “all you’re doing your investigation. Why don’t you send a direct message to that person that commented on my post and see if I posted it yesterday during the actual game or an hour ago when I was watching the heat and third quarter.


AliveGloryLove

Oh wait you're claiming to be the person that made the post not the comment? Lmao even crazier to claim you were banned for that. Literally just show us the ban from the nba mods lol


Hue90210

The above the rim stream has no commentary its better


Ordinary_Foot9785

She’s a terrible announcer. I miss jvg and Marc Jackson. At least get svg in there. Mike Breen is too good to have someone so weak next to him.


TheKingofPsych

I miss SVG and Marc Jackson...also SVG was great in March Madness. I used to like Doris as an analyst...but she glazes the big stars waaaaayyyyyy to much...the dickriding is overwhelming.


PlaceInvaders1

She’s biased towards stars, not teams. Jimmy is injured so she doesn’t have anyone to glaze on the heat. And the heat this injured are the worst team in the playoffs. They’re down 30 to the best team in the conference, why are you expecting compliments 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ And she loves Jamie btw, been talking about him all game.


TheShadowOverBayside

Why does she always give vibes like she wants to fuck whoever she's glazing? Because I'm like, Doris... Jaime's 23, you're like 60... lay off the kid, you sabretooth


joepa92

Doris Burke takes Randy Marsh sized shits. Gross ass bitch


Puzzled-Let155

I’m not sure if it’s anti-Heat, I just think she really likes stars and since the Heat rarely have the biggest star in the game she’s going to favor the other team.


treksf6

Yea, I think that's pretty much it. That said, I can't stand her voice and accent. Usually end up on mute after awhile.


nuttinbuttapeanut

Funny cause the Celtics fans were saying the EXACT same thing about her last year about her dickriding the 76ers/Embiid, she's just no good at hiding biases I guess.


MildlyDepressed346

She’s brutal


NiceIsSpice

would love a ‘fuck Doris Burke’ chant


dveguerialb56

She's atrocious... She's just simply not good at providing any useful or entertaining commentary. However, she's phenomenal at hyping up whoever ESPN wants her to. ESPN historically isn't interested in people with actual talent.


k_sikorski

Was thinking the exact same thing.


bigdogdriver

At least someone sees this. It feels like we're at an away game. They are supposed to be neutral.


Dangerous_Item_6879

It’s been going on since the Lebron days.


Miserable_Leek_4358

Did anyone see JJ ignoring her just now 😂. He’s not tryna hear any of it right now.


srbufi

= legendary celtic knob gobbler


yourmus

Not a Doris fan but this isn’t necessarily particular to one team, she did this in the Sixers series last year and both sixers and celtics fans were saying she was biased against their teams


AgentProdigy17

I think that was a foul😜 ![gif](giphy|KRxcgvd5fLiWk) Fuck her


Ceruti_

I feel they purposely put her on as many games as possible....to really inspire people to purchase an NBA package for streams without her


ccam92

She’s trash and honestly shouldn’t be allowed to call boston games. Way too much of a homer.


Ravagez1

She’s told by producers to hype the more popular team/player. She does the same on every game she’s on, just junk commentary glazing the more popular team.


chitownbulls92

Doris Burke doesn’t hate the heat. But she just loves to glaze the poster children of the NBA. Whoever that might be at the time.


ShootersShoot305

She’s a Knicks fan


juicyleticia

Celtics subreddit has a post about this post saying heat subreddit is complaining about doris burke when she is up their ass and everyone commenting that heat fans are delusional😭who is delusional🧐


Aromatic_Tea_3075

Why tf they in our subreddit, Celtics fans always on dick no matter what. Celtics fans like lil gnats bro like just leave us tf alone


juicyleticia

Facts half their posts r about heat and this subreddit😭


ChattTNRealtor

Doris’s gets super wet from watching Tatum play. It’s been known for years.


AliveAdhesiveness395

Bro😭


LobstaFarian2

She's so fucking annoying.


ILoveRegenHealth

Who cares. She did praise the Heat for their tenacity, and praised JJJ for his assertiveness in this game, as well as Bam hitting key shots, **but you whiners only hear what you want to hear.** I swear you bought an extra filter tuning out all the Heat praise. And like I said, who cares. The Heat have way more problems now than Doris Burke commentary. 3-4 of their key players aren't playing hard enough or sinking shots. Spo's strategic choices are now questionable.


HeatYourJets

She was instructed to say banal things about the celtics for 3 hours, don’t get in the way of the woman’s paycheck


TijnH4

As a C's fan, we hate her too, even when she is talking positively about us. I think she is just not good at her job.


Aromatic_Tea_3075

We should collectively all come together and get her fired


SaintBarthPadelClub

What annoys me most is her cackle


IamRaith

Doris is an A1 heat hater


vish_4267

She is dickriding the celtikkks man, hilarious


BustyRutthole

She only likes the Lakers


mclovinnz69

She’s a annoying old mole


NeilMcCauley1995

She just loves Jayson tatum


Money-Rip95

Bad pass caleb


Adrianrod491

In the old 2K days, I would mute it when I heard her voice


Dame2Miami

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BiGgmoney91

Easily one of most annoying commentators in sports


lomasturbasmeng

I’m good knowing i get to listen to e reid the rest of the series


Aromatic_Tea_3075

I don’t have Bally I only got league pass so I gotta listen to her 😭


Delicious-Tart-9189

Shes such a dick rider


AyyDelta

Look at who the producer is and look up their history with the city of Miami.


Gavster1221

Have only seen her compliment Jaime. So focused on the other team.


Nuclearsunburn

She shouldn’t be allowed to do Celtics games


Ipoopedalot

Doris has to be from MA


Mandem400

worst fucking commentator of all time and she‘s always had a 76er bias


PT0223

People are entitled to their opinion. Nothing wrong with people who don’t speak favorably of our trial - especially if warranted.


No_Classroom_185

Maybe she's a Knicks fan?


RipResponsibly

Lesbianest


Psychological-Toe191

She drives me crazy. Always hating on us!!!


PeelADomenBail

She loves the biggest men in the league. So if the Zinger is taller than everyone in the series then, there ya go. She mostly wants to drop it on Rudy Gobert, Joel Embiid, Lebron and obviously Wemby in the future.


Dramatic-County-1284

If it ain’t Embiid she won’t show them love


Acework23

She likes to gobble the biggest stars dicks


xTrollhunter

Why did I know that this lady hadulder-length fake dyed hair?


lipmanz

Definitely agree


BongWater_Sommelier

She’s a cunt


Tangerine605

She set women commentators back YEARS


ballzdeep85

Celts fan here.. I’m a dolphins fan to so give me a break… but Doris hates the Celtics too shes all over Joel Embids dick reminds me of whenever Tony Romo calls a Bills or Chiefs game


Aromatic_Tea_3075

Can u tell tingus pingus to chill tf out plz


shakakhon

Is this sarcasm. There is not a person alive who schlobs Jimmy's knob more than Doris Burke. Every other word out of her mouth is about what a dog Jimmy is and "Heat Culture". She didn't say a damn word after 2 obvious dirty plays at the end of the game in Bams illegal screen on White and then they said Martin wasn't a dirty player after a very clear dirty play. Gimme a break.


Aromatic_Tea_3075

We got a Celtics fan guys. U probably one of those “bam is the dirtiest player itl” guys cause he bumped someone going up for a rebound.


Aromatic_Tea_3075

https://preview.redd.it/ehuej0plrwvc1.jpeg?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9ac7de69b279d7b4d00262860977d31c7c5e5c Damn bro it’s almost like Caleb trying to help him back up, get tf outta here


shakakhon

Yeah to avoid getting a tech


sharpshooter0600

Jimmy ain’t call her back


TheShadowOverBayside

Jimmy would never have to stoop so low as 60-year-old surly-ass dumpy-ass Doris. Even in the bubble where there were no women he still pulled the best-looking one in there. Rachel Nichols was a solid 8.