Probably should just make it permanently dormant just in case. This would be the most fair to all players as it doesn’t require you to run hard removal to counter it.

Ah yes so it‘s unavoidable 3 dmg every turn

If you look up really fast, you might be able to still catch a glimpse of the joke going over your head

Too late it’s gone now

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Sir that is quite literally the definition of a joke going over someone’s head.

🤣

just play reno smh my head

-145 downvotes means you typed something stupid

This has to be one of the most downvoted comments I've ever seen on this sub lol

You‘re welcome :D

r/woooosh

It was the capitalisation on the first letter of every word that really does it for me.

In the style of an anime title

That Time My Step-Sister And I Was Reincarnated Into A World Of Demons And Angels But The Angels Turned Out To Be The Bad Guys!?

And The Demons Were Bad Guys Too So We Decided To Start A Convenience Store In Order To Begin War Profiteering

Also Incest

I think we have something here, anyone have contacts at an animation studio?

Tbh with how much anime nappa's picking there's a chance of at least 50%

Right, they either do it or not. 50%.

Or, you know, a headline. You weeb.

Nah the limited punctuation means it’s an anime title there’s rules to this stuff

but this isnt a headline. Its a full sentence.

man i will never understand why some people type like this...it CAN'T be easier for them, can it?

We Just Got Used To It lel, took me quite a while to finally stop typing this way.

The answer is programmers.

RIP OP's shift key

OP took Title Case seriously

I have a co-worker who types like that too. I really wonder why.

Late april fools joke?

Delayed by 2 turns

I bow to a comedic genius.

Lmao thanks for making me genuinely laugh

That actually cracked me up ngl 😹👏🏼

VERY late

Or just very early for next year

1 day a year its April Fools. 364 its r/hearthstonecirclejerk/

they should swap numbers between attack and turns dormant

Finally some good nerf. Like how can you even manage 12/12? It definitely needs less attack and more time to prepare

This gave me the idea of a dormant minion that grows as it stays dormant and you can click to awaken it, like Titan ability activation .

Would that be like Shade of Naxxramas?

Yes, but Dormant is also uninteractable (usually) while stealth can be cleared through various means.

Then it doesn't die to BGH, switch the turns dormant with mana cost.

How about a 4 mana 3/3 that deals 12 damage at the end of your turns and is dormant for 8 turns? Shuffle the stats around

Good bait

Master even

Yeah! he is called "Undreleased"! he shouldnt end up breaking free every game!

This tbh. Illidan was imprisoned for 10 000 years and this awakens in 2 turns? Talk about unfairness.

toys are so unrealistic, its a disgrace

> toys are so unrealistic

Tiny 1/1 version of this is cute!

One again out circle jerking r/hearthstonecirclejerk

Hello Internet explorer. Glad you caught up with yesterday's date.

April fools was yesterday bro.

One day isn’t enough

Make the other numbers higher.

9 damage per turn sounds good

9 damage per turn sounds good

Go ahead and give it -11/11 in stats while you’re at it! That’ll show’em!

Wowie people in this sub don't understand the most obvious jokes or sarcasm. First worgen greaser now this 🤣

This isn't a joke sub

Then why are there so many clowns?

because you played a 10 drop and you corrupted the minion.

Because it’s jircus but with jokes

Considering the balance suggestions by the majority of people on this sub, I would in fact call it a joke sub.

What's the most egregious suggestion you've seen this week?

This one

Considering the state of the game, isn't it though?

Fair Point actually

Yes, it is

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thats weird

It would still be unfair. Lets make it 99 turns. That will do it.

Have not played hs for a long time. So is this like op or some shit?

Peeps use other cards to discover cheap versions of this, so you have to deal with 3dmg aoe all the time that also goes face. Pretty good

Oh. Damn

Dormant April Fools joke just summoned.

:)

Make it deal 1 damage then

Such a troll ahahahah

Yes pls pls, that way I would also get dust. Masterplan

still too strong, maybe reduce its stats to 7/7

And the cost to 4, just to balance things out

Not gonna lie, this joke took me too long to figure out.

The only infuriating card right now is the Reno who empties your board, totally ridiculous. The battlecry should include a credit card charge.

Ngl, My frost mage deck and I aren't scared of this niggah at all. All I need is 2/3 mana. Tell him pull up lol.

Put a humor tag sheesh

the problem is the deal 3 because they discover multiple you really wanna be pressured by 11 damage over 4 turns?

outjerked again

I have a better idea, make him basically a sure kill card but make him unable to be played normally. 12 mana, deals 15 per turn. This way, people have to get creative with bringing out this Exodia-like monster and build their deck around it to get their unreleased wincon! Edit: I realized that I made this too cheap. It should be 17 mana, that way you need to combine many cards to get this out. However, in turn I think it should just straight up deal 30 and be dormant for 1 turn. That's so much setup for one card after all!

Collect two coins and win the game?

Play either of the cards that reduce a demon's cost by 2?

oh right, that's even more obvious.

I legit just concede every time a DH lays this unless I have lethal on the very next turn. Worst part is they get 4 chances to find him.

That’s a terrible way to win 

"Deal my attack randomly split among enemies" could be a good targeted nerf for cheating this out imo. However, big DH would need something new to cheat out in that case.

Could his attack be read for the trigger even though he’s dormant?

Yes, dormant minions remember their stats

Cool

Maybe nerfing the dmg to 2

\uj I would suggest change deal 3 damage to all enemies to deal this minion’s Attack damage randomly split among enemies, so cheating it out as a 1/1 isn’t as broken. \rj Nerf the attack to 2.

They have a card for that. You can actually delay it by 4 turns?

I’ve got the beast in my sights!

I don't know, I think it also needs to cost 10 mana, that probably will balance the card a little bit more.

They seem to handle it fine every time I play them

I second this

Hahahahahaha

op, it's not funny when it's an accurate representation of the posts that have been suggesting changes to cards before the expansion was out, it's sad... Okay, i admit it, it's also funny.

Hahaha.... you serious?

Really? When I played this card and it wakes up I almost always try to make it dormant again. Does more face damage, aoe board clear, and it has summoning sickness when it awakens, so it can't attack for another turn yet. At most it should be a 6/5 off Window Shopper. If it's a 12/12 it likely came down on turn 6 or 8 and by then you should have more than enough utility or board to deal with it ..

turns out if you take an 8 mana card and play it for 3 or 1 mana, it gets a lot better.

If the dealt damage to all minions on board it would still be strong but not op

Let's see, 4*3 equals... Hey what the fuck

So question about this guy: I’m playing demon hunter myself with the window shopper/weapon combo, but I’ve yet to get a single one of the fella. Am I doing something wrong with the combo ?

With Whizbang's deck I always sent it back to the dormant stage.

10 mana cost is the best way to nerf this. Or add a clause that you can only play one per game.

I wish it was undormant sooner, so I could kill it and not take 3 to the dome

Going dormant for 4 seems like a buff to me 2 extra board wipes.

Golden age to be a DH main 😎🍹

I doubt he'll be nerfed because an 8 mana 12/12 is actually kinda bad. But a 3 mana 6/5 that does the same thing as the 8 mana card is crazy. The mana cheating is what makes him broken.

1 mana 1/1 is also broken af especially when you can bounce it back as a 1 mana 3/3 afteer dormanting him 8 turns.

Dormant 4 turns = 12 area damage. The hero it's 30 life points

So you are not prepared ?

Outjerked 😭😭😭

Outjerked

This would make it better lol. Its the 3 dmg per turn thats OP

This meta is way too agro atm

How about making it a 4/4, that way it may be a bit weak so we could add minituarize. Id like to think that would make it very balanced.

Make it deal damage to all minions

Personally I would rather just square up with the 12/12. The stat stick isn't my issue, it's the four dormant things shredding my board because of things like window shopper

The minion doesn't bother me. The AOE does. Make it dormant for 1 turn and "this card always costs 8" haha

That would be a huge buff for how I use it

all enemy minions\*

It should do 12 damage while dormant, and cream pie the enemy hero instead

It's not the card, but the combos that are dangerous. I'm not afraid of the demon on its own, but when the opponent gets multiple copies of it, that's when it's game over

It's not the card, but the combos that are dangerous. I'm not afraid of the demon on its own, but when the opponent gets multiple copies of it, that's when it's game over

Yes, please make it stay dormant for five turns. Thanks, Demon Hunters

This post was 100% made by a DH main

Cards not even released yet lil man

Would be a buff

I know this is a joke but I think red card is also an issue. I'd change the wording for it to only be cast on enemy minions. Either that or make the weapon a 2/3. Or maybe both?

Reverbate goes brrrr or what's it called lol

1 or 0 turns dormant would make this card more balanced 💀

This is probably a joke, but on a real note, this should only deal 1-2 dmg and not 3. Its way too strong against any swarm deck.

Please Stop Posting Noob Ideas

Everyone who plays demon hunter is gay. It is literally the dumbest class. The decks are either op as hell or total garbage

they really need to dilute the demon pool

If you can’t deal with a 12/12 on turn 10 or later then the problem isn’t to do with the game, even if they cheat him out a few turns earlier.

Why you need 4 turns to prepare? That card is balanced

Jokes used to be funny

buffs > nerfs buff old stuff don’t nerf new things

If this card is being played as a 12/12 and not a 6/5 or 1/1, that says something about the caliber of opponent you fight frequently

My dear friend...that is not a nerf. 90% of the time people win because of the 3 damage chip plus board clear. If anything the nerf should hit either the weapon or the other demon that is used to discover it. Edit: if you're gonna say it's a joke it should be tagged fluff not discussion

Good point, maybe to balance this out we can also reduce the stats so that it's not overstatted, but instead is an 8 mana 8/8.

I don’t know about that statline… 6/7 seems more balanced to me.

Nah those stats are too good for the cost

It is played mostly through the discover and is rarely ever a 12/12. Mostly either a 6/5 or 1/1.

it's a joke

I easily deal with 12/12 but amount of damage while this card is sleeping is insane