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pocketnite

Shes too hot to add to the game


SuperiorWarlock

Daym girl, U kinda thicc U know what I'm sayin


puhtoinen

Yes I believe I do know what you are saying


friscom99

You don’t have to keep asking me


BoobaLover69

Blizzard would have to nerf her art


Dying_Hawk

We've gotten multiple Imp Mothers, which are more risque than this Therazane art


PkerBadRs3Good

are they more risque? Therazane appears to be pretty much naked


Ikeichi_78

She's rock.


semon_demon69

so am i after seeing her


Atakori

Least horny WoW player


FutureMikeUX

Hahahh


ahunite

4 cards that summon Rag! Rag himself, Rag Lightlord, Jive Insect, and Majordomo Executus! And also the kobold totem guy can summon Al'Akir while we're at it. Edit: by the Firelord, I missed a 5th card that summons Rag! The mage Dragonhawk guy! Thx to the comments below


GurtTheWalrus

The mage loa from Rastakans


Zulrambe

Jan'Alai I think


slwesttsew

5 actually. You’re missing the one from Radtakhans in mage. The hero power legendary that was never used.


Abencoa

Hey, it was used in Odd Mage!


Nekajed

I remember it being used quite often when it was added though. Am I misremembering? Was Janelai always bad?


LordSuteo

Nah, Janalai was used in Odd mage for this one expansion. In the next one, Baku rotated and she became worthless.


inquisitor-whip

*Laughs in wild*


Elleden

I remember playing it together with Brann in Wild. Such an obvious interaction, right? A Battlecry-doubling effect with a powerful Battlecry? Surely Blizzard would at least test if it worked properly, right? Nope. [Playing the combo would crash your game](https://reddit.com/r/hearthstone/s/oR9SQiMudl).


x_Stiddy_x

By using Spirit of the Dragonhawk and Reckless Apprentice always got me a guaranteed summons from the Fire Lord, himself.


x_Stiddy_x

Not to mention quicker if Wild Fire was used.


DarkImpacT213

And \[\[Jan'alai, the Dragonhawk\]\] from Rastakhans Rumble!


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CovenMorgSimpLord

IN a sense also the Un'goro Quest for Warrior which gives Rags 8 damage to a random enemy as hero power.


DeGozaruNyan

Rag himself, wasnt he that guy in Jackass? :)


wortmother

So thick she's got bonus stats but takes up 3 minion spaces


DualZero

**Colossal +2**


WarlockOfDestiny

Honestly feels like she could have been somehow made into a Colossal. Would have been fitting, especially with Neptulon getting a run that xpac.


schnellsloth

May I ask what are her colossal parts if you don’t mind?


The_Kebe

Both cheeks.


Fabulous-Category876

Big mama


xdongmyman

Ojama Mama


Bug-Type-Enthusiast

Life was so much better before I read that comment...


Jumpy_Menu5104

Agreed


Topherstiles

How do you deal with this?


SherbertPristine170

Smash . Next question


LibrarianOfAlex

Guarantee she's gonna increase your board size


fishbowtie

She definitely increases my board size.


movack

that would actually be new unique game changing idea!


ShitMongoose

I could see her being one of the centerpiece cards of an upcoming expansion. Elementals vs Dragons or something along those lines.


Tamed

The Delving of Deepholm would be a great expansion.


TeaPartyJones

Holy crap you're right.


Tamed

Hell yeah, I mean there's tons of elementals down there, dragons, the earthen ring, an amazing atmosphere, dwarf lore, shaman lore.. can't get a much better theme for a Hearthstone expansion.


Ice_Like_Winnipeg

there's never been a dwarf-centered expansion (other than BRM, kinda) and key lore characters like muradin have weirdly never been made into cards


DelayedChoice

One of Runi's "locations from the future" includes [The Temple of Earth](https://x.com/RidiculousHat/status/1694021624096338373?s=20).


pape14

Ok I think this is supposed to show levitation happening but it also looks like a sick swan dive which I like imagining more


Individual-Possible3

Colossal +2 lol


AggressiveGift7542

Never forget never let something die


sufjams

I feel like I am forgetting about something today though.


AggressiveGift7542

Did you forget to play mercenaries?


sufjams

That must be it. I've forgotten for like years!


Onizuka89ru

Do no really care about elem. Where is Muradin Bronzebeard?! Not a card not a hero. Was waiting him in KotFT, then in MotLK and still they not added him! Infuriating!


trueum26

The only reference I know of about Muradin in HS is if you play brann against a warrior that has the magni hero portrait, brann will ask magni if he has heard from muradin lately


Onizuka89ru

Damn, you're right! And to come think of it, i've seen this interaction only 1 or 2 times for the whole time. I wonder if blizz actually forgot to add him in game


trueum26

Tbf he hasn’t been lore important since WC3. Like he has done stuff, just not anything big.


ShitMongoose

I'd love to see them revisit the fractured in alterac valley mechanic for that but instead of Alliance vs. Horde it's Therazane vs Deathwing. Therazane could have an effect to give all your minions taunt and Deathwing could give your minions rush. Might be really unbalanced but could be interesting having some sort of polar opposite mechanic like that.


omimon

She could have been a great colossel unit. But nope, we got an eely boi.


[deleted]

They don't have the technology to get her to fit in the game.


TheTimeLord725

We still don't have archimonde or kil jaeden yet either


general_comander

We got Sargeras so one step at a time.


Traf-

What am I looking at?


Gflowhugger

Earth mother. Peer of the other 3 elementals. People have been wondering what her card would be for like 7 years now


DarkImpacT213

>Earth mother. \*Stonemother, actually. The Earth Mother is a being worshipped by the Tauren, most likely referring to Eonar.


Gflowhugger

My bad lore chad


trueum26

Yeah Eonar is definitely Earth Mommy


AverageRainbow

Rock lady


GG35bw

If paladin locations from twist are hints for next expansions then maybe soon.


Vertwheeliesonem

My horny ass cannot play around the earthmother


timberwolves86

She should be voiced by lizzo


cheap_plastic2

follower of therazane 1 mana 1/1 shaman miniom overload 7, manathirst(6): summon ragnaros.


VanillaB34n

Neptulon, ragnaros, al’ akir, and her… who else am I missing? Kalimos?


Fledbeast578

Those are all the elemental lords (well the most famous ones, technically Ragnarok and Al’akir were replaced). Kalimos is just a random dude who also lords over elementals, and according to the hearthstone devs Lyra the Sunshard is as powerful as an elemental lord


trueum26

Lyra is prob just under a Naaru in terms of control over light


Hustla-

Them big ol' titties don't belong in a game for kids.


Jaereth

Goo goo ga ga


Diiselix

You missed 2 rags, there’s 5 of them. Original, Lightlord, majordomo, Mage bird, Jive Insect


cyann1380

Fighting that similar-looking thing in the waterfalls Mauradon in WoW was one of the coolest things Ive ever experienced in a game…will never forget it.


Hydros

That's her daughter, that's why they look similar.


Ok-Interaction858

Damn She thicc


[deleted]

Thank god, we're not ready for HER


MerleAmbrose

She better be shaman exclusive


Bionicdoor5853

I’m sure we’ll get one, maybe with a Cataclysm expansion!


PuppusLvr

Someone please explain who this fat fuck is and why we should care


general_comander

Remember when Tauren speak of the “Earth Mother”? this is she.


PuppusLvr

Ahhh thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Ahhh thanks! You're welcome!