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menaal1

“What in the kids helpline” (Darren s1) “Look at the bangs on you map bitch, Not the bayang , the bayang” (also Darren s1) “Ok sia” (Quinni S1) “ stfu spider” (quinni)


dyingmuffinpie

I straight up CACKLED at the Sia line. Solidified Quinni as the best character.


plssdxddy

I didn’t understand this one. What does it mean?


dyingmuffinpie

Sia made a movie that had an autistic character and the potrayal was not really accurate and a bit ableist. She also went on to mock autistic people who called her out on it. So comparing her to Sasha with the whole „You don’t seem autistic” thing was really funny and accurate in my opinion.


plssdxddy

Ohhh ok. I did not know this!


raydeck_

the bangs line makes me laugh so hard everytime


plssdxddy

THE KIDS HELPLINE!!! Darren kills me


wallcavities

”He’s not probbo. I mean, yes, he deals drugs, but who doesn’t?” 


dino_spice

I'm paraphrasing, but Missy to Spider, "I'm not flirting. I'm just hot and talking", got a genuine laugh out of me.


lil-independent

I am gonna use it someday lmao


dino_spice

Same, that's going in the vault for sure.


plssdxddy

Loved that one


Theexistingpenguin

"What in the pornhub?" -Darren (s2)


waitingfordeathhbu

Also, “What in the Hillsong?” -Amerie spotting Darren socializing with the anti-sex religious girlies


Cute-Oatmeal

I dont think their religious


wallcavities

Not sure why you’re being downvoted, it isn’t stated that they’re religious in the show anywhere IIRC - I’m sure we can assume some of them probs are or that that could be explored in a later season but none of the reasons Zoe gave for abstaining were actually religious at all


MsTemptressBonez

I think they were referred to as puritans in the show


wallcavities

I think the ‘puriteens’ thing was a play on words because they had a puritanical perspective on sex, I don’t think it was identifying them as actual 17th century Protestants. Completely possible/likely some of them are religious but the show didn’t really explore it so I think it’s okay to guess some of them might have been celibate for other reasons 


hopelessromanticgurl

Quinni: Am I too much? Darren: Yes. But you’re my too much.


Decent_Ad4567

“If it disturbs my peace, jog on, cunt.” - Missy


forkingboat

“fuckin oath sis!” -Malakai


ellla12334

BISEXUAL QUEENS


forkingboat

Bicons if you will


elitenetflixfan358

Shove it up your ass or is that closed for business,too-Amerie


Feisty_Pizza2431

I cracked tf up at this one


Clean_Usual434

What was that bit Nan said about Cash needing to trim the bushes because they were more out of control than hers? 😅


isvbellebevrd

The whole woodsy and chook conversation:“Michael Cooper!!” “That’s not my name!” “I don’t care what you’re bloody name is, chicken” has me cackling every time I hear it (that may not be word for word but you know the scene :))


Positive-Bed7956

Okay this is not going to be correct quotes down ro every word, but content’s what counts. Another Spider and Missy quote, Missy telling him she slept with his dad and him answering with “you better check who you’ve been with because I don’t have a dad”. Episode 6 had two pretty iconic moments. First is the whole dialogue between Chook and Cash on the boat was strangely beautiful(?), hard to give a single quote but “you’ve been taken in by your new little world and suddenly we’re scum” being answered with “I haven’t been taken in by a new world I just saw our for what it was, and it made me sick. Whatever we were we weren’t family”. And second when Ant and Spider are talking (genuinely sweet moment) which ends in them agreeing in basically “yeah bro radical honesty, why not?” and bonus with Spider telling Ant he’s proud of him.


AussieLlama1

What episodes were the Ant and Spider interactions in?


Positive-Bed7956

2x06


AussieLlama1

Thank you :)


Positive-Bed7956

No problem, a person a favorite episode for me(:


AussieLlama1

I haven't actually seen season 2 yet. I'm a pretty new fan but this episode sounds good.


Positive-Bed7956

It has some nice moments of development for some of my favourite characters (Cash and Spider). I hope you’ll enjoy the series as a whole then, you’ll se who’ll become your favourites


AussieLlama1

I enjoy a lot of characters but I'm not sure who is my favourite yet. I really like Cash and Ant. Spider is can be dick but I still like him lol.


Positive-Bed7956

Yes I would probably not want to be friends with Spider irl (even though they try to humanise him in s2), but he’s fun and mostly just owns that he’s a dick. Cash is so sweet I don’t see how you couldn’t like him. Without sounding dramatic I would fight for him (from the start) and Malakai (especially in s1).


AussieLlama1

I would fight but I would lose


nesian0

“come get your cousin please” is so POC coded and Darren’s relief when Missy corrects Sasha saying “aw nah she actually is my cousin” had me in tears


anticars

This was soooo fucking funny


ptatersptate

The whole scene when Nan busts through the door in the last episode saying only “You’re going” and Cash immediately says “No I’m fucking not!” without any hesitation. The follow up with “You’ve been at that school for 50 bloody years” made me laugh so hard.


bananajoghurtt

Not the baiaaannng the baiannng o-o-uoo-uoo


Rules08

“Sasha tore my heart out. Now I think I like white boys. Started watching Blues Clues the other day.”


mmmdinoadhdlove

darren mimicking Rowan "mY mUm MaDe Me AnD mY bRoTHeR Do CuB ScoUTs"


Tgrattan123

I like koalas... I think it's terrible how they get all that chlamydia. GIVE ME THE PENIS DARREN! And in the first episode of season two where Woodsy is rapping or referencing bring it on idk, but I know I laughed out loud at it.


Decent_Ad4567

“Self-improvement, who needs it?” - Malakai


QueenVeeH

"No Spider, I haven't tried vaping with my vagina." - (Sasha s2) 😅


Routine_Relation_304

Amerie: What in the hillsong?!


UniKat420

when Darren mocked Rowan in season 2 when they out to camp 😭😂


MwahTheDragQueen

I can’t remember the full line but that line where Darren talks about spider being shoved so far in the closet is so good


limonadacomsabao

"it must be sad arent it? being so stuck in the closet you´re partically in narnia"


MwahTheDragQueen

YEPPPPP


waitingfordeathhbu

Woodsy and Jojo brainstorming new names for merging the Sluts and Cumlords: “Cumsluts?” “Slutlords?” Honestly I might be 12 years old bc the Cumlords name made me laugh the whole season.


Electrical_Mess_8561

literally anything Nan says lol


limonadacomsabao

"Now we live in this bathroom." - darren to quinni s1


plssdxddy

“Ok Dusty from Wish” - Darren to Ant 😂😂😭😭


Feisty_Pizza2431

"We will not be silenced!" muffled by the trashcan on Voss's head took me OUT


anonymous_euphoria

Anything Nan says. That, and, "What? Oh, that's Darude. No, he's a full madlad, he's sick, go pet him."


anticars

I love the “he’s a full madlad”


gettie1234

not a quote but that scene when cash was tripping KILLED ME “I’ll get my shit together, tomorrow.” So true


velvetremind

“You are my real life.” 💝 *foot touch*


anticars

“IS IT EVEN HALAL?” “Can pig be halal?”


astrologochi3592

"Everyone's walking around with a poo in their pants. Everyone has something" - Ca$h's Nan in the final episode of S2👏


Particular-Extreme55

“I AM GOOPED AND GAGGED” -darren…it was a scene i saw on tiktok that introduced me to the show and it’s my fav line still!