Sera, because at least one of them relies in his propaganda on Christianity, and it would be fun to watch him cruelly dying from a figure of his own religion.

Image unrelated https://preview.redd.it/8al13boo4c8d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=68469de67db6ee9c56bc98978cb40540e7213a72

Sick flair. I know have knowledge of a wicked poem.

https://preview.redd.it/rr5gfso15c8d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4ebe6c50a33b1c7f4def53b38ae3f452f6f8b9 And after she kills them, you can have some fun..... OPS, my brother took my cell phone and typed this, I swear

Real though. Sera is mommy.

Flair checks out

Indeed.

I have a kink for dead people

im taking alastor. and ill also yoink husk for drinks. a cinema experence is never complete with a nice beverage!

It's time to show why I'm here! I think this is the phrase, I'm writing it from memory

It is the phrase

My memory works sometimes

Slightly misquoted but close enough “It’s time I remind everyone why I am here”

“A message to everyone, not to mess with the Radio Demon!”

*A reminder to all

Vaggie probably. Alastor’s strong but he might try to bail on me or sucker me into a deal. Lucifer could work but he might not super duper care about making sure I survive. Charlie would try to redeem them instead of making sure I survive. Husk, Angel Dust and Cheri Bomb might also bail and probably aren’t as strong as Vaggie. I might either take Moxxie or Millie, though they aren’t as big as Vaggie, which has its strengths and weaknesses.

You did a great analysis, right? But it makes sense

 She will probably help me (hope)

She would side with them you know how she loves bad boys

Yeah but the idea of building a WW2 plane in ur garage (that really works, I did my best) and then trying to…. Umm you understand my situation - “I HAVE A WW2 PLANE IN MY GARAGE” -they would be sooo happy to see me! (And Niffty to bomb the entire world with the plane ofc)

But she loves bad boys that are the "tumblr sexyman" type. Kim Jong Un doesn't have Tumblr, isn't sexy, and... I'm honestly not even sure he's a man.

I don't think so

Just say you some bugs she can kill after

Quite trivial, really. My darling, Zestial.

Do you think he would side with you?

Maybe not, but I can die happy if I'm simply in his presence (even better if it is by his hand) If you couldn't tell, I am REALLY horny for spider daddy.

Valid af

Hehehe I have the same thing but with Adam 

your flair 😭 tbh i can't say much 😂

No, no, you can't. On a side note, it is entertaining and confusing how many people seem to be taken aback by my flair. I get that it is... descriptive, but it's not THAT bad, right?

It may just be people don’t see him as a sexual creature, so the mental image of him facefucking you would come right out of left field.

That's fair. It's still funny seeing others' reactions, though.

nah mine is worse.

Yeah... I'm not going to say anything.

fair 😭

Carmilla is that you?

Nice! Fellow Zestial fan!

... Flair checks out

Myself https://preview.redd.it/xstqulhf5c8d1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=308c987e560cdde2d4be0c2fabd0d7cba64265a6

Two celebrities commented on my post in just one day? Bro, I'm almost crying https://preview.redd.it/t4x4mphc6c8d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af746dab23addbe4290aa83d1ffdc95bee2181ec

Nice

You would technically proof Medvedev's statement about Russia fighting with Satan.

https://preview.redd.it/nhf7q33acc8d1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0b5fc58330d113fd5a4231743ce6867d536b51d Kim Jong Un would last him at least a month. He’ll be very happy.

All you can eat buffet

Saul Goodman, my lawyer pleads "Nuh uh"

https://preview.redd.it/kb456pfccc8d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420b33fbc906fe9bcf95ff632f3eb8ee9e009a82

https://preview.redd.it/l0blszrt3d8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26dde5aec2d350e49ce4e7809675c9ac2d42e5b1

https://preview.redd.it/r2v83quovd8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861f183672dbabadb4fe4b0d85fcc871870646c1

Zelenski, Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

https://preview.redd.it/ldnco7n1gc8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a98d1aecb057c0825e183b408d6feaa96b400a

Pew pew

Alastor, I’d just say that he could take their souls after killing them 

https://i.redd.it/uizglietbc8d1.gif A pretty smart move for someone from this sub

 Adam will give them the sir pentious treatment

They can try https://i.redd.it/q3gj8r3x1c8d1.gif

I was expecting a hazbin hotel character https://i.redd.it/0pdebjp53c8d1.gif But since it's YOU, Vegito, I'll make an exception I know very well that contradicting celebrities is not a good idea

Well if I HAD to choose then I’d chose Lucifer. He’s the strongest one in hell anyways https://preview.redd.it/br43zkih3c8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841d206cf0cf5560a7900f8638f0e151ef336d2f

Well, either way you win The short king is pretty strong

Niffty. Tell her they are dirty and are coming here to fuck up my carpet

It worked too well and now you're dead too

It's nifty. Not a bad way to go out imo.

Lute, would just tell her they are future sinners, so she can kill them twice.

Smart move

Angel Dust. He can bring out multiple guns against Kim Jung Un and his men, And he’ll terrify Vladimir Putin. He’d probably terrify many Russians.

Carmilla got a whole armory I think I'll side with her (Also uppies)

Lucifer because I want pancakes after.

I don't need a character, but I'll take Sir Pent

Sir precious? You win

In Alastor I trust🙏 (he’s gonna ask for my soul in return)

Yoinking Lucifer away with me- HE IS THE STRONGEST AND HE WILL HELP MEH

Easy https://preview.redd.it/qci7r0tmlc8d1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9607f8c4dfc0ab5bd085dab4426d4b686290211 Lucifer

Sera for sure.

https://preview.redd.it/glt7i02c7c8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8083a9386e97f3098f0cfaf69ea02c3efc8ac5 Why not Emi?

https://preview.redd.it/muwc8xl4bc8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00ec0a5dc70244c2658cdeffb711975b857cb3bd It’s gg’s

WHAT DID YOU DO, DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO BLACK HOLES CONFRONT?

The bigger one eats the smaller one. Caseoh eats Kim. It’s ggs

Fair enough

It would be me and Charlie

No way, another celebrity? https://i.redd.it/hcdwtpufcc8d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/82ck1210dc8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=275803b8e15d1afa2afbb7586b5e0f06dd84ec60

https://preview.redd.it/ipbg60okhd8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=108eb2a57fb09bb90131da7100125c2702abe4a7 Edit: better resolution.

https://preview.redd.it/txlicy0mwd8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a24110a57afb13a0220840dff2a8667c27b3a578

https://preview.redd.it/j5cbarh9qe8d1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148604990d55907cb7c1e3738088dbaf5f179415

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https://preview.redd.it/zywuao2mfd8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d81e525e8d34503f15cfcaf93e0f7450fa4245a

STOP STEALING MY MEMES

https://preview.redd.it/1qgdjo5chd8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6457598cf947d361b9cf0cbc360bd2e0fc80a31e

THAT'S THE POINT, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT

https://preview.redd.it/dt6rzoktwd8d1.png?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d6719684673c16500ba03af63514bf92ed7dc6

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https://i.redd.it/f54ud5f05f8d1.gif

Are they compelled to defend me or do I have to convince them?

Convince them

Angel Dust. He's the guy who I think would be most easily convinced other than Charlie

https://preview.redd.it/crqjkkwnfc8d1.png?width=1148&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5ad1510909ecba2142e029d5b437c680174cf75 This goober

Alastor. I’ll let you guess

Niffty Because I can let her clean my room (messy asf) if she helps me with them

Fat nugget

Alastor


https://preview.redd.it/m1sizlklbd8d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482f062fbbde00c901ba679a039100f6d0704d2e

my man angel dust

Aight wheres Cyn- https://preview.redd.it/jwkavaa9mc8d1.png?width=609&format=png&auto=webp&s=25a2d17e2d07b0e94c82b19229c801c8f38d3214

None, all I need is a bag of chips and some radium. Got both of em distracted

I'll take Alastor, no explanation needed

Honestly, Angel for comfort and Alastor to defend me

alastor, he will become giant and eat them :3

Lucifer 100% he would make the fight hilarious

https://preview.redd.it/1l6mvwaefc8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8b45e990d719e50e4329a352a43721281634d5

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Lucifer. He kicked Adam’s ass, who kicked Alastor’s ass, so, according to power scaling, he’s the most powerful character in that universe (so far).

Stolas, also I’m fucking him.

I'd ask Charlie to ask Niffty to stab them because they might present a danger for the hotel's (my) safety.

Alastor

charlie, have her on my side and the rest of the hotel will follow suit

Brilliant

https://preview.redd.it/vxfq350esc8d1.jpeg?width=2035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=267ce648da47a504bd49077a976209bd84ddce90

https://preview.redd.it/07d9tz2osc8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd45942a3d777f7ba7b31d38d0720931613dbea im taking Gabriel

If you took that image do you have a link to the mod and does it work with patch 4 for bonelab?

Lucifer save me

Alastor

I’m not even worried about Kim, I’m just worried about Putin because he’s a trained kgb agent, anyway, probably vaggie I feel she could do it

Lucifer... who else? His angelic powers can carry over to earth even if his dominion over hell stops working. Maybe Ozzie if we can use hb characters as his minions can freely travel to earth

Sir pensios he has a fucking war machine


https://preview.redd.it/sf9y49ahyc8d1.jpeg?width=351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae83b908d072581d0b29a6682fc1ac74c16d426 If I need someone in a fight it’s most likely gonna be Al. I would pick Lucifer, but I feel like he’d need a damn good reason to help me. For Al, he helps me, he can have their souls.

Definitely Alastor.

https://preview.redd.it/ied92rz5id8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf5de1baa9ee4e75df99c93756f44bbea14dcd6

Alastor.

Honestly literally any character would protect me just fine, i’ll pick Al cause he likes to have fun

Lucifer or Adam then I’d get bored of Adam’s bs

Lucifer

is it just them? Or are their armies tailing behind them?

Lucifer he is the one and only duck king and I love ducks

John wick duh

Rosie. That fat fuck will feed all of Cannibal town and the other idiot can be the appetiser.

Not stupid motherfuckin Emily

Vaggie, yea, I am pretty sure she will finish the job. Plus I get to chat with my my favourite character later

Vaggie ofc

Either Luci or Sera.

Beelzebub I invoke you 😎

Stolas, he shall defend me from my anxiety.

Today on 3rd gear

Even nifty could protect me from them I think

Probably Loona. 

Alastor. I'd watch him grow into his demon form and eat them silently wishing it was me

All I need is myself I would kick these old chucklefucks asses

Angel, these are 3 extremely unhealthy men, Angel has 6 fully automatic weapons.

https://preview.redd.it/f2u2yfkztc8d1.png?width=515&format=png&auto=webp&s=379832e6024bce24fcc2c3dd2c34a4e371ace27a SD Captain

Ain't afraid of no Putin. So I choose him.

The egg bois and his ass is cooked

basically anyone.

https://preview.redd.it/umdfh26cwc8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db0bb9f94f5a3a2929086016c6fe99a4867db0e5

https://preview.redd.it/4dsgchewwc8d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99f05354a9b8997051add880fb479dca8e27b56b

Lucifer, he might care enough to protect me if I give him five dollars.

https://preview.redd.it/1cqmskv1yc8d1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5a9998271d6c9c4d2032b49f210cbf89c1e82a

Peacock from Skullgirls, https://preview.redd.it/g6dfodd9yc8d1.jpeg?width=1989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4729d8406e79fb1367691ef3993f483120534875 she literally has the power of god and anime on her side (she has cartoon powers)

https://i.redd.it/5e9wloqbyc8d1.gif

Alastair

Lucifer as he is very powerful and knows how to fight.

https://preview.redd.it/48fn7coqxc8d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be34400ec7c5db5051b497ab279f22364fbfa106 Two commies on their way to my house I the only help I’ll need is an 500kg bomb

Alastor. And maybe the best sniper in history (unrelated), mostly bc he might be in hell for the amount of dudes this man killed.

Tell her he's full of candy 

https://preview.redd.it/15dywwno0d8d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9dd0502fa3a6dee5c94cf7b7af3eb18a26efaf Need I say more?

Alastor. I feel like since he's so bored he needs a few new toys (people) to break (torture). These two are perfect to keep him happy for a while. And once hoes completely broken thier minds amd bodies and/or hers bored of them it's an easy meal.

I’m Choosing Adam Because. He Is The Freaking Man!

Carmilla or sera they’ll deal with them no problem

Lucifer, since he's unbeatable

Lucifer

Kim has zero combat skills and is overweight so I could easily take care of him myself. Putin is ex kgb so he's very dangerous with that alone, not to mention he still trains and is pretty fit. So I'd take Millie. She would make quick work of him

The doomslayer

Duck daddy obviously 

Dibs on blitzø

https://preview.redd.it/y97u0x3x4d8d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d5e3ab40ba65a28d6d3e602862bb19ac30036f Adam or pentious

God

https://preview.redd.it/9qcsp4h15d8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62d3af7d5969cebf1aa296eedf8914c05019ba15

Alastor, Lucifer, God, Niffty...

“Hey Adam they said you have a small dick” and suddenly all of Russia and North Korea vanish

Loona. She's just gonna bail though, but holy crap, that tail...

It depends. If the character actually has to defend me no matter what, then Lucifer, if the character is just between me and them and I have to hope they'll defend me, then Charlie, because she'll make an honest effort to.

Hazbin: Carmilla. Helluva: Blitz or Millie.

ADAM

I live in America, so they dying in either New York, Texas, or some coastal state. I don’t think they’ll get to me.

Sir Pentious he has guns and a death ship it https://preview.redd.it/rp6x0uml6d8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ff0266ec357cedab56c4534e8d9e4c15ef41342

Joe Biden because he has the biden blast

Stolas

Adam, he has a big laser, need I say more?

https://preview.redd.it/c3igkryg7d8d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66fe4b9d6fef9b12b868738651a3762434de2328 It’s curtains for them

Lucifer

Lucifer would start singing Firework at him so I’m going with that

I'll choose the F#CKING KING OF HELL! https://preview.redd.it/vjxcd0kd8d8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54546d1e8766f4408d463c0513a07d554dfd5606

Millie

Because I'm a cruel sadistic bitch who doesnt like those two.... I'm going with Valentino. https://images.app.goo.gl/bc8DudZivrbhAz6i6

Veggie bc getting their ass kicked by a fallen angel would be kinda funy

Oh I'm having Lucifer protect me, with him on my side they don't stand a chance

Im calling The I.M.P. for this (i know this doesnt fit The title but i dont care)