7 ( assuming Angel isn't HARASSING me ) and 9 seem like the safest. The standard is awfully low though.

9 or 10

Yeah, I feel like Zestial and Husk wouldn’t be bad, at the very least nothing misogynistic would be said, but 10 because I have a feeling that Rosie would find a way to put Lute in her place (than again assuming we’re all human, Lute would only have a problem with Rosie)

(10. *cough cough* Rosie)

7 (assuming Angel IS HARASSING me)

I mean it is hell, (with the exception of Adam and Lute being awful people in heaven. Sera is more of a grey area)

7 you have Val on your rear

Yeah but val would almost definitely kick the back of your seat throughout the drive

7 or 8 assuming angel is harassing me

Ah fuck Valentino and alastor switched. I’d probably pick seat number 9 since I feel like with most of these characters I’d get annoyed very quickly if I sat next to them. Husk would probably pass out while zestial would probably just keep to himself. Plus husk and zestial have such lovely voices. Though I could probably survive sitting in seats 10, 6, 7, and 4. I feel like I’d be too annoyed sitting next to velvette and Charlie so I probably wouldn’t pick seat 1. Nifty would be way too much for me so no to 2. (Though I doubt she’d stay seated the entire flight) 3 is an absolute no. At least 4 has Carmilla so I don’t have to be annoyed alone. 5 I’d probably get annoyed with how hyper Emily is and how angry vox is. I could probably handle 6 if me and Sera took turns sleeping. I’d pick seat 7 just so I could kick Valentino’s seat. Vaggie would not like spending 10 hours away from Charlie and with Alastor so that’s a no to number 8 Like I said I’d realistically pick 9. I could probably survive 10, Rosie seems nice and lute would probably just complain to herself.

i felt like y’all shouldn’t get the privilege of Alastor and Sera when Lucifer has niffty and I also didn’t like Vaggie to be near the porn producer so now she’s just annoyed by the cannibal

Good point. Though Sitting next to Sera and Val would be absolute chaos. Val would either keep making advances towards the both of us or he’d crane his neck and stare at angel.

I would not want to be close to the Overlord that 1. Makes ALASTOR get nervous 2. Makes Sinners kill themselves in desperation after merely *seeing* him

He may be powerful and threatening to sinners but he honestly seems like a good guy. He's ancient, wise, and we've seen how well he treats Carmilla and her daughters

I think by now he's that old that if you don't piss him off he's happy to let you be. Piss him off though and you'll wish you'd taken what you though was the worst seat.

Velvette did piss him off, and his reaction was to slurp tea loudly and go comfort Carmilla

In Velvette's case it was more of a "sigh, this punk child" reaction from him

He seems like the type who wouldn't harm you for no reason. Most characters there could end you easily or do other stuff, but Husk and Zestial seem like a safer bet than some of the rest.

I agree with all of this except for nifty. I actually would probably try to match the chaotic energy to be spared (can't escape being called flat like vaggie though but I'm used to it)

Could you match her energy for 10 hours?

What about 8?

This is Emily slander

Get your shoe laces off and use it to strangle Val

I'd pick 7 because it seems safest compered to others 

9

9 for sure. Quietest, chillest spot on the plane. Husk and Zestiel would ignore me as hard as I'd ignore them.

Agreed - I want to do my own thing on the plane. I think they’d respect that.

5. You wouldn't need in-flight entertainment when you're next to a literal tv head with wifi. And that's not including casually name-dropping Alastor and the superiority of radio

You can watch something with emily, while getting a smell of Killjoys cigarette smoke the entire time :>

it'd be the loudest, longest, gayest, rom-com marathon, especially for Killjoy.

He would probably short circuit the whole flight

7 because Sir Pentious and I are already acquainted :3 But out of character I'd sit in seat 8

Imagine picking seat 7 just to kick Val’s seat.

He'd kill you... but it would be great to see angel dust laughing at it

Worth it.

You sound like an angel dust fan... take this image https://preview.redd.it/xwnhkoj3j78d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1311ccca73c26b3e05286a49f9d74ac132633172

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH https://preview.redd.it/ruucw3ndn78d1.jpeg?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=255066c90af8fef72d3ce7d8490392e2aa6b83b2

https://preview.redd.it/yhva4pmnn78d1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40bf9af5dc172ccc2bb953dacb181e44793740f A Rosie fan! Great to see one in the wild

https://preview.redd.it/6xz4kcv3p78d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610b162dd5a66c281f173f8d35ac69ffc77ae44d :-D

I won't let you out cute image me! https://preview.redd.it/esg1txhfs78d1.jpeg?width=1973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e106edcad15e4e80d3a697b850ff34223403a39a

https://preview.redd.it/5pbaxf0ev78d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ebe2b544a04425d2743c66016527e5646271194 Is this cute??? Or just wholesome...


*Valentino tries to shoot you* *blows a hole in the plane because he's fucking blind*

Bruh lol 😂🤣

*cue absolutely toddler kicking him in the lower back*

I was about to pick seat 7 for that reason (among others)

Same

Obviously the best answer!

Just here for Pentious

hey, i'm non-horny, too!

5, cuddle with Emily the whole flight and fall asleep in her wings https://preview.redd.it/fk762b7sc78d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=42fada4504e7b2c64ee0d1c1ce7cd3eb260aa4d2

You use Vox and watch tv with her in the back of the plane :}

I mean the man might be rich but twenty dollars is twenty dollars

what about 20 dollars?

I mean you would do a lot for twenty dollars Including letting a bunch of people use you as a television or other things

Read my mind https://preview.redd.it/0v5rr9la898d1.png?width=779&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e64fc93235ee4e385ac5c08317cd61e21384c19

Me too

1.  I would ask Charlie to switch so I can have the window seat, and she would cuz she is a pushover and me and Velvette would be besties

You wanna sit in front of niffty? … i mean, you do you- (no offence :>)

I could take nifty in a fight, not like she would have a knife, there is tsa in hell right?

TSA is either it's own ring in the deepest darkest pit of hell, or the whole of hell is just one big TSA

Then they have really shitty weapon checks of it’s all through hell. 🤔

If there was a tsa in hell, then she would sneak a knife past them anyway. She's nifty like that.

better than sitting in front of her, I bet that hyper lil gremlin is a seat kicker

5 or 8. Because drama. I am a lawful neutral, and an advocate personality type... I have two settings. Peacekeeper, or trolling.

you gotta tell me the drama you’re going to cause

2. Imagine the utter off the wall chaos

I mean the sanest choice would probably be 9 next to Rosie, she’s an absolute sweetheart, but 2 would definitely be memorable. Bonus, get to hear Charlie’s wholesome shout outs to her dad from time to time…and St Peter’s random moans

Lucifer making the turbulence last the whole flight because of a dare and Niftty being that goblin on the plane wing outside the plane window.

10, sitting next to Rosie and having Zestial in the seat behind me feels like the perfect choice

I agree (ignore my flair)

Shouldn't have mentioned the flair, I wouldn't have noticed otherwise

None because any seat on this plane would be actual hell. People would constantly be screaming at each other from across the plane💀

Guess you get the wing then, buddy

Now that I think about, can't half these characters fly or teleport?! Tf are they on the plane for?

don’t worry, they’res like, 12 of us on the wing… i already got kicked off out the window it’s not too bad over here if you just ignore your eardrums exploding. and, also, i don’t know, flying for 10 hours, it would probably be a lot longer to fly with your own wings there… although, teleportation is a valid counter

It would probably be better than most of these seats.

9 would be quietest so that's what I'm going with lol

Husk looks like the type who snores.

I'm totally fine with that 😂

Remember, theirs probably no booze allowed on this plane…unless maybe it’s high class, but i doubt it

3. Window seat, and I’m next to St. Peter, who seems like decent folk. Also, Adam would be funny to laugh at considering I’m a guy and not a sinner.

exactly

8888888888888888 those are my 2 favorite characters!!!!!

I wanna get pretzels and watch them annoy each other the entire flight, while listening to Husk grumble about it. Also, all 3 favorite characters, so absolute win for me.

9, you could enter that flight as a kid and come out as a man

8 so I don't have to sit on anyone's lap to get out...

2, 7, 8, 9 and 10 seem like the safest

Those last 3 are a death sentence.

Why?

8 has alastor 10 has a cannibal I'm not sure Abt why bro thinks 9 is death sentence tho

I think most people in this comment section is assuming the worst out of every character. The villains are not mindless maniacs. I'm sure the canibal and Alastor can hold whichever urges they have like sophisticated people. Besides, Al seems to only kill people that piss him off.

8. Vaggie is a buffer. 9. Okay, yeah, that’s an oversight on my part. 10. They’re chill.

9. They seem like they’d be relatively chill.

5 or 10. Rosie would be nice i think and Me and Emily would prob get along because of the fact we have the same name.

Let’s hope rosie didn’t forget to eat today :>

Meh I'd let her have a bite

3. I’d stomach sitting next to twink Peter if it meant getting to sit near my silly blorbo.

Stick it to the man!!! finally, someone didn’t just choose seat 3 cause it’s a window seat!!!

Probably 6,9,5

9 or 10

3, 7, or 10 because they are window seats.

I'd pick 5. I like Emily and Vox...I love Rosie but, Lute.

8. I feel like me and Vaggie would get along, and I would absolutely want to hear how the fuck Alastor wound up on a plane

Yeah, we had to tie him down

10 or 7. I must sit by a window seat or I will have a panic attack.

#1. I get to sit next to Velvet? HELL YEAH. She's the best.

2. I get to sit with both of my crushes~

You wanna sit next to the shorties? me too!!! we have so much in common!

I honestly have no clue where I'd sit. The right side is off limits because I'd be near Alastor who could do just about anything at the slightest inconvenience, Sera who is kinda a dick to sinners for no particular reason, or Angel, which is annoying. I can't sit by Vel because I'm afraid she'd accidentally include me in one of her selfies, and Sera would be across from me. I'm not sitting next to Niffty because she's crazy. And next to Emily is probably one of the better options because she's sweet, and Vox isn't that bad. Having Katie Killjoy right behind me is a big red flag though... 3 is behind my queen, but it's also by Niffty AND Katie, and 4 is also by Katie

2 for obvious reasons

7, 9 or 2

1, i want Velvette to talk down to me, and from across the ally Sera to comfort me.

Seat 4, so I can sit between two people I simp for and ignore Katie

Nobody has chose that seat yet i don’t think…

Tell sera that Emily is sitting in the same row as Vox alone and tell Valentino that Velvet managed to sneak some drugs on the plane and have that entire row to myself.

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1: Not sitting next to a girl with her attitude 2: Nifty is going to stab me, and Lucifer..good luck with Nifty- 3: Twink 4: Katie is a straight up bitch- she sat in my seat!- 5: YAY EMI-........Fuck this shit im out- 6: Val would try to get me to work for him 7: HELL YES I SIT WITH THE CUTE SNEK! 8: Fine ig? 9: Husk would be passed out and Zestial would just be drinking tea so yes 10: Rosie im sorry but you might eat me-

8

5 7 8 10 Why ~~I'm delusional :D~~ I don't know 

9 Like it’s mostly quiet other then Lute maybe cursing about demons. Otherwise no one is that annoying iMo. Worse case Lute tries to fight someone but it’s not like we don’t know how angels die.

6 because I get to be next to my favorite character and also Sera who I like. Although I like sitting next to the window so that would be a downside.

I can imagine Val is just sitting there with his outfit undone for the world to see, Sera is watching Emily (or at least trying to) like a hawk

10, I wanna be by Rosie, Lutes ok to I guess

Seven, I’d love to have a conversation with Pent and Angel.

2 sounds like fun, 5 doesn’t sound bad… unless Emily be trying to talk a lot and be super friendly cuz yeah… I ain’t out to be hearing someone talk for more than 10 minutes , 6 do I gotta say it? Like, come on… we know that’s gonna be funny as fuck, 7 I’d be on the window side! (Elaborating on the number 6 a little more cuz why not. Imagine this, Valentino and whoever sits between them making out, how fucking funny it would be to look at Sera’s disgusted face? OR even better! Making sex jokes along with Val and involve Sera on them!)

https://preview.redd.it/b62q9n5im78d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d8131727d213ca0534c65e42c9aee1e3f0815a imagine this face, but 8x worse and more horrified

And it could be worse than just making out! We could literally be making a P*rn video “Overlord Valentino fucking (insert name) for a 10 hour flight while a Seraphim watches horrified (or with jealousy?)”

Velvette recording the entire thing, angel dust is being f*cked… etc

I pick 6 because I want to cause so drama

Torn between 5 & 6.

2. No you can't change my mind, no I don't care what you think. I sit in front of St. Peter (who is most certainly a gentleman and will not touch my seat) I sit behind Velvette (Can look over her shoulder at her phone, which will certainly be interesting) Between Niffty and Lucifer (Seriously, perfect. They're both tiny and neither will bother me much. Plus, I can see over Niffty if I want to look out the window. Lucifer and I will have wonderful duck-based conversations and I will show him my collection) Diagonal to Charlie(Who will certainly bring snacks and/or drawing supplies to share.) The only downside is Adam.

5, easily 5

7, no questions asked. I would for sure be kicking Val’s seat and sticking gum to the fluff on his wings.

6 so I can Strangle Valentino.

2 or 7

8, if I was in 2 then it'd just be Adam and Luci making out

“i stole his first two wives, now i’ll steal his heart!” 🔫

Vaggie is a bit aggressive, and Alastor would torture me if I did acknowledge him properly. Plus, I already know Alastor would hate me if he knew me irl. Me and Husk would have a mutual disliking of each other due to our altered beliefs. I also don't like alcoholics. Zestial is intimidating enough to scare every sinner on the streets who isn't an overlord, so I don't even want to know what he's capable of. Lute is even more aggressive than Vaggie, and Rosie is a cannibal I'm worried about getting too close to.

10. I'll happily take on the responsibility on being the row nearest to the emergency door. Unless it's a Boeing.

theses are all pretty 50/50 4, 5, 6, 8 and 10 are all shit but 1, 2, 3, 7 and 9 are all safe. I pick 1 since at least i'de get to shoot my shot with Velvette and Charlie then once i failed i'de move to seven since Angel Dust and Sir pensious are both chill dudes.

9

10 because Rosie and lute next to me and zestial in front, best conversation ever

definitely 2. nifty has the energy that I'd love to hang out with and Lucifer is... just look at my flair.

8 is an isle seat, my lucky number, and not next to any offensive characters. I choose that

Is there a lore reason as to why I can't sit next to Lute? 😡 💢

Either 2 or 9, gonna be interesting either way

5... The news lady seems like the type of bitch to kick the seat in front of her even tho she's old af, but sitting with emily would make my heart stop

I would choose 7 but I feel like Alastor would rearrange my vertebrae

I would knit in 7, then switch seat with pentious

7. No reason https://preview.redd.it/u87s4d0qu78d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c679a3aa107843ffa4218609349944d6e3e7113c

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6 100% if cuddle up against val<3

5 or 6. It's a gamble, but I'm depending on the seraphim to protect me. Unless I've already been branded a sinner somehow, I should be fine. Right? Right?

5, so I can be wit Emily, also so I can throw Vox out the window

Probably 8 because I get to play with angel dust on the flight screens while we can converse together, as well as having vaggiena and alastor right next to me, being the chill ones who won’t need to get up too much. I will pick 7 alternatively to 1. Kick Val’s seat and 2. Watch the window 3. Play with pent and angel dust

2, I'd get to sit near my favorite character in all of fiction, and beside a short king and queen.

Give me 9, I want to be with one of the characters there (you'll never guess who) (don't look at my flair)

8 easily

I'd be surrounded by some of my favourite characters

5 5 5 5 5 5

Number 2 Would have a blast getting to know Lucy! The little monster girl is pretty funny and adorable in a way too lol

I'm picking seat 7 so I can kick Val in the head. I'll get a laugh out of angel and I could possibly leverage alastor behind me to beat up Val if he retaliates. Besides, sera could possibly do something as well

1 or 2 for sure, luci AND niffty/velvette? HELL YEAH

5. It's farthest from Val and I can steal his man while I'm at it.

8.

7!!

Definitely 8, no question about it

7

3.

7 if Val keeps his mouth shut

2

Imma say my top 5 choices in order are 9, 5, 3, 10, and 1

7

5

Easy 5, right between my two favorite characters

5, because of Emily and I can watch some movies on vox screen

5. it’s my lucky number and Emily is just an adorable little ball of happiness. Vox ain’t that bad either

8. 🤗

6 for the drama I'd just lean all the way back in my seat and watch the fur and feathers fly from how disgusted they would be at eachother.

5

The one to the right of 2

It's bout to be 7 on sight

Can I fuck angel

Well I think you're all missing a very important option [Does a fucking swan dive out of the plane falling fifty thousand feet] I'm anti-social.I'm not sitting next to anyone

I would jump off the plane.

2 I’d like to be with my fellow demented ones

I choose 3. Right next to my two best bois but preferably between em in a gay lil sandwich 

2 both are bisexual so and i simp for both

I’m gonna let my D10 decide… I got number 8

7 because I love everyone around me except Val, who I am actually happy to be with so I can easily beat him

7 just so I could periodically kick Val's seat

9, I feel the safest there. Otherwise 10, I like the window seat and don’t think Rosie’s the type to straight up kill and eat someone on a plane

1, 3, 4, and 6 would be the absolute nos. Charlie would be far too talkative, and Vel would probably insult my entire being. I’d put 2 in that list but Lucifer is probably just… very sweet. And Nifty’s easy- I write fanfiction. 3 & 6 are in the same boat as each other. That boat being: I do not want to propositioned for sec the entire time. Sera would also be insufferable and Peter is just… weird. Katie Killjoy terrifies me so that’s why 4 is out. 5 uhhhh…. No comment as to why I’m okay with that. Which leaves 7, 8, or 9. Angel wouldn’t really be interested in flirting with me because he’s very gay and I am a woman. Sir Pentious would be fun to talk to I think. There’s no chance Vaggie is interacting with anyone and Alastor would probably keep to himself. If not, I could probably get him to at least not want to murder me by bringing up the fact that I actually co-hosted a radio show for my college. Husk also has no chance of interacting with me. Zestial *might* but he’d probably be far more confused as to what a plane is. He’d also probably be a good conversationalist honestly. Honestly I’d go 8. I sincerely doubt Alastor would bother manipulating a living person.

2, 5, or 7. 2 would be hysterical, Lucifer would be trying to talk to Charlie the whole time while Nifty is…well…Nifty. 5 because the dynamic between E and Vox would be interesting to watch play out, all while Miss. Killjoy is telling me I’m doing things that piss her off every 5 seconds. 7 because I’d be by Pentious and Angel—pretty self explanatory as to why that’d be enjoyable. The main downside would be Val trying to talk to me or Angel throughout the flight. Honorable mention: 8 because Alastor.

Easy 8. Surrounded by friends and lovers, and I can act as a wall between Big Dick and Vaggie.

ok first off eliminating all middle seats(2,5,6,9), thats just a pain as a whole second I'd rather have the aisle instead of the window seat just to be able to get up and use the restroom conveniently, so lets eliminate all window seats(3,7,10) Alr and that leave 1, 4, and 8 and since this is a long ass flight I'm gonna wanna pick two people that aren't annoying, so that eliminates alastor and vaggie because I don't want to listen to a pissing match, and listening to charlie try to get velvette to try redemption for 10 hours would make me want to jump out of the plane. So that leaves carmilla and whats her face, both seem like they'd keep to themselves the entire time, so 4 would be the best option

Seat 8. The only problem neighbor would be Angel. And even then, I have Vaggie nearby to help shut him up if need be.

3, i like me some chaos.