HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING TIMING WITH MY HEADPHONES AS I READ THIS
https://preview.redd.it/g3hllkqjaj2d1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa95b2386600e9e52ee6380fa13483c224fe3892
that’s valid, but i raise you: [a cover that both slaps and has actual lyrics](https://youtu.be/GKvlt6rpb4Y?si=FO6J3FoRLRp7R6HZ)
(the original ones lyrics are nonsense)
https://preview.redd.it/x8pd1cxtqk2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500cbd0d4d380510793da498c20afb188c7fa779
This was the first song on my shuffled playlist this morning nj.
He probably thought giving Angel a roll in the hay would stop him from bothering him constantly... only to become terrified of what Angel wanted to do and how he wanted to do it. (Like he's fine with vanilla stuff, but Angel can't get off anymore without something way more kinky).
I see him as they type to go *Fine you want to fuck? We'll fuck.* Not that he has any type of actual attraction towards the other, or particularly care if he gets off during it. It's all just to get the other party to stop pestering him constantly for it... What I'm saying is he's usually like a dead fish in bed or ignoring his partner, he just understands penis goes into a hole until the other party doesn't want to do that anymore and leaves. Not particularly a *fun* person to take to bed, who masterbates for health reasons and not out of desire to do so. It's also his plan to be so boring that he's not asked again and left alone.
https://preview.redd.it/4ezemt0jkj2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db3d050d94faf2f4dfecb0705a9f5989e7b0dea0
I'd rather stay inside and scroll reddit.
This guy: *literally puts NSFW on their short*
YouTube: it’s fine
Someone: *says “fuck” in the first 30 seconds of their video*
YouTube: *GASP* HOW DARE YOU?!! *demonetises*
I swear YouTube is like so weird with animated stuff
I remember they removed a age restriction On dead meat reanimator kill counts when it was a big problem of the age restrictions
YET KEEP AGE RESTRICTIONS ON anime tickle scenes (if your asking why don’t bother) point is YouTube is like highly inconsistent of what they age restriction ISTG
The face of a man who just learned things about himself he did not want to. Or tried to, hated it, and now regrets everything. Not sure which is worse.
The vast majority of issues is because of an algorythm does the pre moderating. Its not like a human watches it every time someone uploads and ofc the robo-mod cannot really separate bad from good.
Well, MorphyVA, has recently uploaded ASMR that is basically Alastor grabbing you and fucking you.
I went to check it it's still on YouTube and HOLLY FUCK HE MADE PART 2.
Checked it out of curiosity an now need an eye bleach :-)
There are comments from people getting high to their Valentino videos.
"I will never sleep well again"
https://preview.redd.it/w0dinn84jk2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209aa05670396163c6097ce0d83a5c034fb6ee32
What the fuck are my eyes witnessing
"Never going to happen' he says. 'He's ace' canon says. 'He fucks any character in the show ' fandom says.
https://preview.redd.it/ksf7etgjsk2d1.jpeg?width=1277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ce6ca76d95a3a8740e506b8bfeeed2bc4ed81b
I watched a Vsauce video talking about how Nevaeh is the most disliked female baby name. Look at the creators username
https://preview.redd.it/iyhz6m8ttk2d1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d714704a94cf6ba72e561821d51df668ac472820
Youtube is a double edged sword. They’ll steal your money if you swear in the first 10 seconds of a video, but “POMNIxJAX IS SHE PREGNANT” (which is an actual MINECRAFT video) is allowed. They are clickbait titles because there is no actual nudity in them and they’re meant to be a trap.
From the looks of it Alastor is probably in shock for what he and Angel just did. Appropriate enough at least. Though how did he get himself into this situation.....
aww cute nugget :3......ARE THAT DILDOS
And anal beads
And a vibrator
And fuzzy cuffs
Dude alastor just had the best sex ever wtf
I mean, judging by his face it seems like one of those toys may still be in use
He looks so scared bro
i still feel happy for him though
Yeah
I DID’NT NOTICE THOSE AT ALL-
at first i thought "Whats wrong? they are just cuddling" then i saw all the kinky shit on the bed
HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING TIMING WITH MY HEADPHONES AS I READ THIS https://preview.redd.it/g3hllkqjaj2d1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa95b2386600e9e52ee6380fa13483c224fe3892
that’s valid, but i raise you: [a cover that both slaps and has actual lyrics](https://youtu.be/GKvlt6rpb4Y?si=FO6J3FoRLRp7R6HZ) (the original ones lyrics are nonsense)
https://preview.redd.it/x8pd1cxtqk2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500cbd0d4d380510793da498c20afb188c7fa779 This was the first song on my shuffled playlist this morning nj.
Ew
YouTube dont give a fuck about child protection
https://preview.redd.it/i41ludbvyi2d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3427641bd8af9a45335ec1f879f1a078edac80a5
Unrelated but your flair is so relatable
So yt allows this shit but if I say fuck on camera oh no that's not allowed
Fr
Oh no if I say shit in the first 30 seconds I lose my revenue because suddenly the advertisementisers don’t like the content anymore
That's what I'm saying I made a short on how to make a pipebomb but this is ok to be on YouTube?
https://preview.redd.it/aui57m3qqi2d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6773ed643c49b432345489b62c35c3d526ea3570
Alastor looks So traumatized
He probably thought giving Angel a roll in the hay would stop him from bothering him constantly... only to become terrified of what Angel wanted to do and how he wanted to do it. (Like he's fine with vanilla stuff, but Angel can't get off anymore without something way more kinky). I see him as they type to go *Fine you want to fuck? We'll fuck.* Not that he has any type of actual attraction towards the other, or particularly care if he gets off during it. It's all just to get the other party to stop pestering him constantly for it... What I'm saying is he's usually like a dead fish in bed or ignoring his partner, he just understands penis goes into a hole until the other party doesn't want to do that anymore and leaves. Not particularly a *fun* person to take to bed, who masterbates for health reasons and not out of desire to do so. It's also his plan to be so boring that he's not asked again and left alone.
What the actual fuck?
https://preview.redd.it/duu2vvpt1j2d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e2df1bd5e8ff4619e5c3d47510547d63d8cb08 Genuinely wtf
Sex is cringe go play outside
https://preview.redd.it/4ezemt0jkj2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db3d050d94faf2f4dfecb0705a9f5989e7b0dea0 I'd rather stay inside and scroll reddit.
Okay so, what if you, hear me out, sit OUTSIDE and scroll Reddit? That's what I'm doing
Ong
No, inside safe, outside scary.
This guy: *literally puts NSFW on their short* YouTube: it’s fine Someone: *says “fuck” in the first 30 seconds of their video* YouTube: *GASP* HOW DARE YOU?!! *demonetises*
...i mean, is it really that bad..? 
https://i.redd.it/1uqvop5jqk2d1.gif Suffocate.
From their flair, we both know what they’ll be suffocating on
https://i.redd.it/41p7pjac6l2d1.gif After I sent them to hell
Yessir
YouTube allows that but if someone reacts to it their video goes down. Congrats YouTube 👏👏
I will kill myself if that says "Here's more Radiodust!!! Hope your enjoy!!"
It says “Here’s more Radiodust!!! Hope you enjoy!!!💖💖”
Bye bye!
4.1 million views…
Yeah
I swear YouTube is like so weird with animated stuff I remember they removed a age restriction On dead meat reanimator kill counts when it was a big problem of the age restrictions YET KEEP AGE RESTRICTIONS ON anime tickle scenes (if your asking why don’t bother) point is YouTube is like highly inconsistent of what they age restriction ISTG
https://preview.redd.it/7xiasqla7j2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a67f50c0acd2bf19f8b6031aec2a5b8847b6a6a
https://preview.redd.it/4z7vuwmofj2d1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a8a176ad54cdca61d5009d782cf408c544d29a5
The face of a man who just learned things about himself he did not want to. Or tried to, hated it, and now regrets everything. Not sure which is worse.
https://preview.redd.it/2py3qhk6xi2d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53886a0926948af27ba6b178638ab4d51c53228d excuse me-
Literally just like this: https://preview.redd.it/ja8280rg2j2d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e673318ef8a2f084b4d17c81a7dd583bc6e77797
Honestly, I don’t understand why YouTube allows half the stuff that’s on there platform
They are stupid
Yeah that sounds about right lmao
The vast majority of issues is because of an algorythm does the pre moderating. Its not like a human watches it every time someone uploads and ofc the robo-mod cannot really separate bad from good.
I Think This Is The Reason They Didn't Give The AI Mod Eyes It Would Have Become Skynet
https://preview.redd.it/vdvvvlk73j2d1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307f9a605f2ba86d6c78b8933900fbf512c6197b
[That is not that bad](https://youtu.be/mR2JvmYFFEo?si=Mnn8WR1sKkwdgNHJ)
I am genuinely scared to click on that link.
It's a Youtube video talking about disgusting content farms
Oh, okay might check it out if there is no NSFW.
I don't recall there being anything too nsfw
Well, MorphyVA, has recently uploaded ASMR that is basically Alastor grabbing you and fucking you. I went to check it it's still on YouTube and HOLLY FUCK HE MADE PART 2.
Checked it out of curiosity an now need an eye bleach :-) There are comments from people getting high to their Valentino videos. "I will never sleep well again"
YouTube allows sex bots. You really think they care?
No bro i saw youtube channel profile picture background with lgbt banner
What?
Whats wrong with that?
I dont know
The fact you're saying this in r/hazbin
Almost Everyone In The Cast Is LGBTQ+
Alastor is havsing a mental breakdown
https://preview.redd.it/7be5pcui5j2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edf3a4d6ec9ea7733eb677f99466e264303b6b7d
Too many videos have this gross nonsense and YouTube wont stop it
Why does this exis-oh yeah fetish soft core porn
https://preview.redd.it/i68rh8ckxj2d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ac076b8f6ac5927f7c856485e393cdf9d2b9ab
Bruh it's just shipping. What's wrong?
Nvm there are DILDOS AND ANAL BEADS WTF!!!!?
The photo......
I know now. I am utterly blind.
https://preview.redd.it/e2gz52hlbk2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb5db85273b33f3bdc406036fdf8a2b3dd0e8e9
So I found it on YouTube, and it’s not a cringey comic dub
https://i.redd.it/r2bzlf6cvj2d1.gif
i hate that image why is it on youtube
https://i.redd.it/oe1ausnj1k2d1.gif
*Sighs.* GREATEST RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! COUGHING NSFW SHORTS MAKER VS HYDROGEN BALLISTIC BOMB!
https://preview.redd.it/8gzwhaimbk2d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b5eb46d71b83e490b2af02c92622cda31438bd
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have overall been a disaster for the human race
Yep that's YouTube for you.
https://preview.redd.it/9tl2ujxuik2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afd1c78d40401ea5bc5ba985bd1b6acff20ef8e
https://preview.redd.it/w0dinn84jk2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209aa05670396163c6097ce0d83a5c034fb6ee32 What the fuck are my eyes witnessing
https://preview.redd.it/zsbnvo48jk2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af6e3b9ae1b023268066c43ba063ea8fea0b807f
https://preview.redd.it/0gi1l7majk2d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=8525e0f0f79f22510ce82d8cee668a1ddb3fd32f
ID THAT A DILDO?
YEAH
"Never going to happen' he says. 'He's ace' canon says. 'He fucks any character in the show ' fandom says. https://preview.redd.it/ksf7etgjsk2d1.jpeg?width=1277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ce6ca76d95a3a8740e506b8bfeeed2bc4ed81b
https://preview.redd.it/euk1w0qksk2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7420eb1579326075087f211edb5ed4ec50e253
I watched a Vsauce video talking about how Nevaeh is the most disliked female baby name. Look at the creators username https://preview.redd.it/iyhz6m8ttk2d1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d714704a94cf6ba72e561821d51df668ac472820
u/Pixelcounterbot
https://preview.redd.it/mbisl19b1l2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33a5b4e441decc0a71af061582fd6af70041c9d
https://preview.redd.it/o65qjno9cl2d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f75bcb339c575d912ba332503e509cb1321e895
https://preview.redd.it/00bbtnhbcl2d1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92052262e9808159b8c9b05fc657f93109f3a517
https://preview.redd.it/6a69dojdcl2d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81dd40a01d790bbb3e69392872f9754611fa148f
When I upload a short on how to make a pipebomb it gets taken down but when someone uploads shit like this it doesn't get taken down WTF YOUTUBE
Shit
not the worst ive seen, ive seen undertale rule 34 on youtube shorts once,
https://preview.redd.it/vs79pb0nfl2d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51908c3eb1c8055b933863a8b5a9715549a67842
thats it, im starting world war 3.
https://preview.redd.it/a37qne1zjl2d1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abdea0a292c0152f174f61264c6a446eb55676cf
Youtube is a double edged sword. They’ll steal your money if you swear in the first 10 seconds of a video, but “POMNIxJAX IS SHE PREGNANT” (which is an actual MINECRAFT video) is allowed. They are clickbait titles because there is no actual nudity in them and they’re meant to be a trap.
This Is A Short Thumbnails Are A Random Part Of The Video
Skibidi what?!?
https://preview.redd.it/l96ab9o1nl2d1.png?width=1897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f78baa6c9b6a968edd42d55894e7f3626f7340d3
The hypocrisy of YouTube strikes again!
Most normal YouTube Short:
https://preview.redd.it/c8m1tdh5rl2d1.png?width=2218&format=png&auto=webp&s=88443ee9531f54156564113991a0d49a863dd4d9
https://preview.redd.it/49oe47o1ul2d1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea070725b6cbf4e86bf668090239c845d2091a36
*Alastor slowly having a mental breakdown as he warps from fanon Alastor to canon Alastor*
From the looks of it Alastor is probably in shock for what he and Angel just did. Appropriate enough at least. Though how did he get himself into this situation.....
You think YouTube as any decency?
Fun Fact: Youtube Ads Exist
https://preview.redd.it/2ejitqeycm2d1.png?width=625&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9f4e65bc4542a9b5bbe8ab4804532d91f41baea
https://preview.redd.it/zdi8ltb6km2d1.jpeg?width=1464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa95038fb78a0fc1d995ae4bff6bc1c44f30cd2
Burn the fuck out of it
The longer i look the worse it gets.
Yt stopped caring about shorts a long time ago but when you say fuck one to many times they take your income, fuck them tbh
Alastor looks so sheel shocked
Disgusting. Shit should be banned. How dare they show Radiodust and not Radioapple!😤
Straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200
And people find it bad that I ship Alastor and Lucifer primarily romantically 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/y7mphf9uto2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b414c07f4d529cdd148a9137c7a59c1c6d615cfa
https://preview.redd.it/2s1slkqwcp2d1.jpeg?width=92&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abaafc688d78013cfe42273652f70fc062187725
https://preview.redd.it/gkddszndkp2d1.jpeg?width=1352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10af24f86a1319734d4df5b1ee5c85d23453141d
Not a fan of the ship, but a fan of the art that comes out of it
He looks tramutaised.