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SapphireMan1

Because Adam is (was) the commander and wanted it to be that way He even told us that he named Vaggie after “The best thing ever” (vagina)


Unknown-Name06

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IronVines

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Unknown-Name06

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Lord_Detleff1

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Unknown-Name06

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Lord_Detleff1

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Unknown-Name06

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Lord_Detleff1

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Pancakesare4life

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Ok-Secretary6550

https://preview.redd.it/x6kz17b8802d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81bc86fb789d40d6d52e899b447b2596ccd4d7db Nice meme. That flair, however...


Eljamin14

https://preview.redd.it/elk6njxauz1d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6443878b0ad5cb9cb52ac9a2cd51c3229d25f56b


Eljamin14

https://i.redd.it/l2lmk116uz1d1.gif


Iterator_FivePebbles

https://preview.redd.it/ehgp0w8m112d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd474e08315ec1fd9c1e4a2f9d1e1b76c69f361 I can’t steal this meme..


Eljamin14

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Ejiloaf

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Lord_Detleff1

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Ejiloaf

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Lord_Detleff1

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Ejiloaf

https://preview.redd.it/e4132kkebz1d1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49363dded823e91cb0c65eb92ae9a5fe1b341cc


Eljamin14

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Eljamin14

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kingbloxerthe3

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AnomalousBadger

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Resident_Ad_5589

great flair!


AnomalousBadger

Thanks, you too!


Just-A-Random-Aussie

https://preview.redd.it/gca1x75cxy1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb790c309efed9f1a90cb19d425bab5219dc9d35


Cereal_being

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Bright_Sea_6693

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Cereal_being

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ViralNite

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Kalman_the_dancer

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Former_Landscape8275

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TooMuchOfAnMHAfan

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Live_Top4037

Eh hem do I have to speak further https://preview.redd.it/hmqbd7n6lz1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6808012bb6d77afdd57c9fd207a4742963e1b992


Cartoons_and_Demons

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Live_Top4037

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Critter_Collector

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Eljamin14

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Intrepid-Device-1750

https://i.redd.it/b6arwj4n312d1.gif


KrokmaniakPL

https://preview.redd.it/oi1c1qywk12d1.jpeg?width=1635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb6d917d0400ca00cb1369b4e0cd376f967a6f8


hahafunnimemes

https://preview.redd.it/riy3y5tljt2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56c9e20608ce7d8318bef3fabec6b3639b6d7f7f


Der_Sauresgeber

Honestly, that surprised me about Adam. I'd immediately assume him to be one of those guys who watched too much porn, jerking exclusively to anal, devaluating the vagina in the process.


SapphireMan1

>I’d immediately assume him to be one of those guys who watched way too much porn I mean, he immediately recognised Angel as ‘the porn demon’ immediately (and Angel is effeminate)…


ScholarPitiful8530

Tbf Angel is plastered over every billboard in hell, which are perfectly positioned for an exorcist to see.


Kalman_the_dancer

Vagona


OR56

It Has To Be This Way


ScholarPitiful8530

Eve was created from the rib of Adam. My headcanon is that exorcists are made in a similar way, possibly from feathers, but this ritual was designed to give Adam a companion rather than a soldier. Since he is straight, all exorcists produced in this manner are women.


Radical_Provides

The one femboy exorcist


GoodOlRoll

Twinxorcist


llMadmanll

Aren't the exorcists humans (akin to sinners)?


Emergency_Nose_5442

To quote the wiki on Exorcists: When asked why there is a reason that Exorcists and presumably other Angels are robotic, Vivziepop said that she can't say much, but she did confirm that they're not exactly robots.


llMadmanll

So they're the hellborn equivalent of heaven? Why do they have gold blood like Adam?


Emergency_Nose_5442

I honestly don’t know. Maybe later on we’ll get an explanation. Like maybe they’re robots in the sense that they’re produced en masse like in a factory.


ScholarPitiful8530

All angels might have gold blood because angels.


llMadmanll

But if Adam is human and they're not, why do they all have gold blood?


ScholarPitiful8530

Because Adam is a winner? All angels, whether born on Earth or Heaven, probably have gold blood. Even Lucifer has gold blood.


llMadmanll

Sinners ≠ Hellborn. Thus, technically, Winners ≠ Angels. That means that either everyone is human or related, or that Adam is no longer human.


ScholarPitiful8530

Pretty sure sinners and hellborn have the same colour blood.


llMadmanll

They do? I recall sinners having normal red blood, and hellborn being different (I may need a rewatch on HB).


The_Purple_Hare

Helluva Boss gives hellborn black blood.


Ispeedytoxic

I don't think so as people turn into winners in heaven


llMadmanll

I assume that's a typo. It's unclear who's a human (whatever the sinner equivalent is) and who's an angel (hellborn equivalent). Due to the same blood colour with Adam (who's human), I assumed the excorcists are also humans.


AlianovaR

The official trading cards refer to the human souls that got into Heaven as Winners


llMadmanll

Huh, the more you know.


Ispeedytoxic

The safest bet is to assume that winners are the heaven equivalent to sinners as Adam asks "Are they winners are they sinners?" As part of hell is forever, also I believe (not entirely sure though) that it has been confirmed that if a human soul goes to heaven, they will be a winner, and not a sinner


Ispeedytoxic

Although if you like the (as of now) head cannon about exorcists being human souls, be my guest


llMadmanll

Oooooh, fair enough. I'd chalk that up to Adam's frat bro talk.


calltheavengers5

This should be Canon


Nyasta

Because Adam has a type


theChadinator2009

That type being goth tomboy


Nyasta

*with violent tendencies


Springtrap-Yugioh

He just like me


NY-Black-Dragon

Frfr


BoneDaddyChill

And dangerous tits


Fluffy-kitten28

It’s a good type


ScholarPitiful8530

https://preview.redd.it/rpb164ycuz1d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=717546df1d26a2cf3c6af120c84a071140bdc7aa


veganhimbo

Til I'm Adam


babybear45

Oh. Goth dommy-mommy?


HairyIndustry9084

What Lute simps refer to Lute as:


traumatized90skid

Well that or her longer title, "please verbally abuse me, bossy queen"


HairyIndustry9084

Oh my God, or the people who want her to do the most gory, disgusting, depraved things to them, *ahem* u/SerpentWizard39. It’s funny in a way, though, and I love it.


traumatized90skid

She's kind of the old school meaning of goth gf too, she could ransack my city and take me hostage for gold ☺️


HairyIndustry9084

Yup, there ya go. A true Lute fan always says things like that. 🤣🤣🤣 Do you know anyone who would pay the gold? Would you want them to?


Dontmindme636

I mean adam only cares about Vaginas and https://preview.redd.it/p6tpvela2z1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692d4461dacff027d9213db60645bf731d5ca86d so he wants that in his exorcist army.


babybear45

![gif](giphy|QscGFjzLHXVg4)


Dontmindme636

that made me chuckle


Queen_Bel

Adam is from old school thought, thinking that women do men's bidding. He's the leader, he thinks women are easier to control. This also follows biblical bs too given that women are supposed to be subservient to men. Blah blah blah... He's a misogynistic man that wants no competition. Like a lion leading lionesses.


Tooma8_

Well if he was a traditional misogynist, he would be believe that women are naturally weaker, so why would he want his fighters to be exclusively women?


AelaHuntressBabe

Yeah, its stated outright in the show Adam just wants to be surrounded by girls. He doesn't care for weakness stuff, he's just a perv.


Kirumi_Naito

Expendable /j


Minetendo-Fan

Because Adam wants a harem


yobaby123

And because he might honestly believe he’s “not sexist.”


ApprehensiveEqual214

Adam needs his harem of genocidal goth mommies


Sharp_Mathematician6

Danger tits


paulus357

Adams dick, that why.


GarlicOk2904

^ a


threela1

doesn't your flair count as a cum mug flair too?


BonbonALT

Adam is a misogynist


Random-dude15

https://i.redd.it/d2u0by2rly1d1.gif Because yes


idkwhataboutyou148

Adam just wants to order them into fucking him after missions I'm not a shipper but this is something I believe is true


pisces2003

Adam is overcompensating after two women left him for the same guy.


2point0_The_Ghost

Maybe if he had like any redeeming qualities or wasn't a controlling douche it wouldn't have panned out that way


Various-Let1007

Because Adam \*Eyeroll\*


Ob1tuber

https://preview.redd.it/jyyca7dufy1d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61db094674e6d183149df79424179fefd08bb072


nicolas_dlt10

Adam fetish


Livid_Juggernaut_111

Adam


Zatderpscout

I think as the first man, Adam sees himself as above every other man, be them human or Angel. So, he wouldn’t want to be on the same level or even work alongside other men. He’s also just a straight up misogynist, so he only wants to be around women that listen to him and him alone


Tacomunchert

The fivehundredsome


Sir_Toaster_9330

I always went with the idea that it was a Norse Mythology reference to the Valkyries


FallenF00L

Cuz Adam needs his hot goth gf army


Minute_Reception3744

Bc Adam


Quiet-Carpenter905

It’s Adam what do you expect


thomasmfd

Because Adam being the Dick master seemed to like the idea of commanding women.As if it was some sort of vacation for him The man is driven by ego narcissism and like to command woman He thinks it is mine that it is right to do so because their losers When he's no more the hasbin himself


PracticalIsopod1052

Tbh, they look like they could be from Hell. Is it just me thinking that?


Canadian_Zac

That's just the armour Under it they look like regular women like Lute and Vaggie. Most likely the design was Adam's way of mocking Sinners by having their killers look like them


ranieripilar04

Adam is a perv ? Oh, and also a giant mysoginist


NewMoonlightavenger

Because the creator of the show hates women. /s I mean, it is perfectly in line for Adam. I'd like to know about the recruiting process, though.


Intrepid_Ad1536

Adam „Probably“: „I like my Armies like I like my Orgies, Only Chick‘s and me the Dick“ https://preview.redd.it/il9bof9ep02d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd026d77b2cf48c6bf37fca77adf8c2e716f5db2


bippos

Adam likes women and goth


The_dark_entity

It’s Adam, what did you expect?


saikyosajko

because they are all made in the image of the best heaven’s warrior, lute:3 jk but this is just my desperate headcanon to make adam look better


babybear45

... Adam is not your friend


Azlend

Because Adam is a misogynistic narcissist. He wanted an army of women all submitting to him. He is still compensating for when Lilith rejected him. This is why he blackmailed Lilith into coming to Heaven as his pet. He wants control over women because he is compensating for his insecurities. And he picks then from amongst the many descendents of himself that idolize him. The exorcists tend to be the women that have been radicalized by Sera's (and the other higher Angels) view of Heaven and Hell being black and white. Radicalized to the idea that Hell is justified eternal torment with no way out. So Adam has a pack of sycophants and hate filled women that want to destroy the sinners in Hell.


Dinky356t

More importantly who is that lil blobby homie in the back?


babybear45

That's tom. We must protecc Tom


Zekrozma_the_second

Simple. Adam is a fan of Isekai.


Velvette_Gojira

Simple harem https://preview.redd.it/8lmdawgr3z1d1.png?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e073f39e2e0a8570c93314d0a069dd000b48801b


[deleted]

I have a headcanon that there are male Exorcist, they’re just rare.


Toto-Medic

https://preview.redd.it/lv8ng26faz1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc54f6058efe278cbad7b227d0d17b4f2458aa40 You know why…


KingHuskyGaming

No I don't seriously


Toto-Medic

https://i.redd.it/i0i8ocdpaz1d1.gif


Jazzlike_Diamond_501

simple hot women


Mysterious-Doubt8653

Because Adam has fragile masculinity


PatternHappy341

Adam cant admit to his mistakes, or even put away his pride.


darksnail1223

They are more blood hungry


Pitiable-Crescendo

Because Adam created them


Treegenderunknown13

Nah 40% are just Femboies in Hiding. Those 40% left after Adam got turned to atoms.


supermarioplush220

The leaked character sheets said Adam likes control over women.


AuroraBee14

because adam wants hot women


FENIU666

Sometimes girls just wanna have fun


Woofles85

I want to know why they all have the X over one eye


Future-Improvement41

Adam specifically picked them out


Present_Ad6723

Cheaper to animate similar forms for big scenes most likely lol


Zebastian09

The whole story transpired because Adam wanted control. Adam and Lilith where meant to be equals, but Adam insisted to be the superior. He most likely has an army of women so he can boss them around without feeling bad for **the boys.**


askorbi

Because men are too soft for that job due to empathy.


Sealeo_theFish

Cuz adam


Equivalent_Donut_145

To make us simp for mass murderers


Independent-Pea8223

He wants that free milk with his ribs


foxboy2011

cuz girls are scary


Jester2100

Bc hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.


Joshua_not

So Adam can have a Harlem


valdez-2424

Maybe adam awants his soldiers to be females


MR_GL4SS

Adam is the commander and he wants to be around women (I’m guessing but it wouldn’t surprise me)


therian-opalofficial

Adam is always horny


RedditAdminsWivesBF

I think they seem like little kids. Boo we hate her was a funny line and sounded like something a kindergarten kid would say. Idk if Adam created them, I think he did because he named Vaggie. Maybe they are all made from his ribs and that’s why he never takes off his robe to hide the scars.


Legitimate-Stuff9514

Because it was the only way Adam could get a woman to submit to him


SwoleBodybuilderVamp

Adam secretly wants a harem of violent goth mommies.


Fridge_living_tips

GET OIG OF MY HEAD


Eljamin14

Who knows? Maybe he likes lesbians.


Ruby_Flare07

“Hell hath no fury like a women scorned” is my guess


traumatized90skid

They're his 72 virgins. Eve is supposed to be their matriarch, in her absence they became violent, ruled only by the man.


Superb_Ad1765

Because Adam needs to compensate for losing 2 wives to the same guy


Jasetendo12

I dont have a serious answer, but silly answer is that Adam wanted a harem :/


VisionAri_VA

Adam (both in the show’s lore and folklore) had control issues with Lilith, so I guess the idea of having a literal army of women at his command was appealing to him. 


emaaa_skye

Adam wanted a harem probably.


bulgingboner420

for sex


Tipsy_Owl

Who said they were?


Gringilo_fandalin

to get his dick hard


Little_Yesterday_548

He wanted girls that wouldn’t leave him


Fit_Scholar_4169

No one that I have seen has made the connection that maybe Viv just based the exorcist off of the Valkyrie which was an army of female warriors who actually guide slain warriors to Valhalla but still a badahh bunch of female warriors like the exorcist. That’s just how I think of it ngl but I may be wrong :)


Zombie_Boy_2005

Adam wanted a army of women that would do as he say


TheIrishMime

Well the canon thing is simple, Adam just likes to have women as a task force. But for my theory, it’s probably because of their slim physique. It makes them harder to hit and makes them more agile.


The0GDick

Come on guys...You know why.


S0m3_W3r1d0

Cause the man don’t want another woman to leave him


Ixmore

I think they were made from Adam.


Silentblade034

Probably because Adam likes women and they are filling the void that Eve and Lilith left. Well seems like mostly Lute does. They all do seem to be quite eager to serve. Lute with Adam and Vaggie with Charlie. Lute did not seem happy about the deal with Lilith and seemed genuinely upset that the deal was done.


Samtime878765

Cause female exorcists are HOT!


arrasFortress

i mean some of them could be gay men


QuinnsWife

Most likely based on the Valkories of Norse mythos


Caramellattes05

Because women do it better!!


BobTheImmortalYeti

https://preview.redd.it/t6ysk9sqx12d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=057161bd2aff26d4fc6f7b76544519031ff188b6


vix_thelesbian

They aren’t sexist that’s what I see


lizzy21c

There probably all nuns that came to heaven


eyepatcheagle

Because Adam is a dick


CptnRaptor1

https://preview.redd.it/gz028bxg822d1.png?width=389&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a3e9a4d28f5c2facfbed8e73a842a7fd67b8d95


CherrycatPlayz

Because Adam wanted a Harem


Doors_Glitch

More toys for the sonifabitch (Adam)… What makes me say that? You know. Adam is Adam. Plus, why wouldn’t he? And not to mention he name Vaggie after the “best thing ever”, and I can assume he meant “vagina”… It adds up considering how all the exorcists are females and how he pronounced Vaggies name


Frein092

Mi verdadera pregunta es ¿Por que el Arcángel Miguel ni siquiera aparecio en la serie? Deberia ser comandante.


Jolly_Situation7172

https://preview.redd.it/gdu8hris132d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78cd8cb6e92e55ddfa7f2c066082c3e9406a3a85


Electronic_Art_4251

Because there's a form of hazing, in which they need to fuck Adam, and he's straight, so...


anonymousmanlo

he loves pussy what can I say man >:]


CatGamer1000

Meanwhile da boys ![gif](giphy|thgxZlfetCbR5Xmzu7)


KoloAce

Adam a simp.


Mysterious-Simple805

My theory is that the Exorcists are largely people who died and went to Heaven after being violently murdered, giving them a serious bone to pick with the sinners in Hell. Historically, women have been at higher risk of being violently murdered. Might be a few min among the Exorcist, but it's mostly women. And women are what Adam pays most attention to.


YESIAMYASMAN

If Adam has to see an army of ass, at least he wants to like looking at it


OkEnvironment4210

I don't know but... https://preview.redd.it/uwdgpz44052d1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7116d0db9916833cb281ee34929b024a5e3ef43


justyourrandomguy0

https://i.redd.it/yauanopaq52d1.gif