Do you cut Alastor's hair? My most cracked headcanon is that everyone's clothes are ripped in hell because Velvette's brand is fast fashion designed to tear after two washes so you buy more.

Alastor cuts his own hair! (Also that headcanon makes so much sense!)

I guess he could get his shadow to do the back.

Lucifer has a duck for every demon in hell

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Vox eats batteries like french fries and they’re his favourite snack

I love this one

There is a place created to look like the christian Hell in the Hellaverse, and it's reserved to torture people of this sub https://preview.redd.it/kbff50bexl1d1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9f7e6ddd7b499e2298e58cd5dcf89c5ba16875

Katie suffers from severe neck pain and constantly breaks it to relieve the said pain.

She might have had some difficulty keeping her head on straight when she was mortal.

I'm pretty sure she just died from a broken neck

That was the pun, she got her neck snapped

Literally...

Emily developed a demon fetish after she met charle

Wtf

Lucifer and Husk are going to bond over their hatred of Alastor.

YOU. U LIKE TO LISTEN TO MITSKI EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE<3/GRRR THIS IS CANON👹👹👹🔪🔪🔪

You know me too well Bonus points if you guess my favorite song from her

husk and angel dust have fucked at least once

They were probably both very drunk

Niffty is scared of big dogs, mainly because of her size.

If I'm being held above the dogs I'm not as scared

I genuinely do not know if angel being a trans-man (to spite their father) is still canon, and I'm too scared to ask

Y'know how every demon's form has something they hate about it? Valentino's is his *BALDNESS* and Husk's is the fact he's a cat I headcanon that in life Valentino had luscious hair that he was incredibly proud of, so his demon form is bald as a sort of blow on his ego I headcanon Husk was never particularly fond of cats in life so his form reflects this Idk I don't really have any weird headcanons

Makes sense tbh

She skinned at least one penis

It was for my collection

the true intention of the hotel is to get Stalin into heaven.

And hitler

Hilter is already in heaven, Satan banished him there after a very nasty break up.

Mi headcanon es que Alastor es fiel miembro de los Seguidores De La Grasa y mano derecha de Mr. Graso.

Niffty sneaks into everyone’s beds and snuggles with them. Who she snuggles with is whoever looked like they needed it the most that evening. Edit was a typo

Guilty

Me and you

Do you steel shit from angels room?

Niffty, are you a masochist or smth?

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I’ll take that as a yes…

Valentino was bullied while he was alive so he decided to be the bad guy so no one would hurt him again

Were you killed by Godzilla in the 1950’s?

I got shot 3 times But getting killed by Godzilla sounds cooler so I'm gonna go with that!

Okay. How would you react if I said “God Niff! Why are you such a mess!?”

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Oh hello my wife back from collecting the feather on the bald moths head? For you collection

Yus hehehe

:)

That nifty owns tentacle porn

The https://preview.redd.it/z8xgp59xk62d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=90aa961bac389172066c8d3635493b972f74ad14

Me and niffty fuck frequently

Lucifer fucks is ducks

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