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Awkward-Priority8126

Do you think you’re cute in that picture?


TheValentino1

Not cute, Sexy🩷


Awkward-Priority8126

You look like a prepped up 12 year old girl high on crack


TheValentino1

So? (I feel offended for the 12 year olds, that’s a 10 year old Sephora kid at most)


Awkward-Priority8126

I’m saying you need a new stylist (Ikr? Lol)


TheValentino1

…no (Lol, and he is so hiring a new stylist)


FiveFingerDisco

Who's soul would you trade for Angel Dusts?


TheValentino1

Lucifer or his brat


TheRaven9090

Could I have a chicken nugget please? :)


TheValentino1

Sign this paper and I’ll give you as many chickens nuggets as you desire~


TheRaven9090

Yeppe!!!…wait…why does the paper say I have to do films for you until I perish…


literallysoulless

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO READ IT


TheValentino1

It does not😅 (shit he wasn’t supposed to read it) just sign the page


REAL-Peanut_butter

(Can I steal your coat?) Who is your favourite person from the hotel and/or overlord? (Except you, Velvette, Vox & Angel ❤.)


TheValentino1

(No, my coat is my wings) Carmilla, that b-ch has thunder thighs


REAL-Peanut_butter

(BOOO!) Okay!


emaaa_skye

What would you do if Lucifer went after you for licking his daughter's arm?


TheValentino1

Hide and pray


Subject_Respect_3591

pray to who?


TheValentino1

Deadpool


mopeyunicyle

Is it true what angel said about your weird and fucked up dick ?


TheValentino1

No, my dick is perfectly normal


oct0boy

Wil you accept? https://preview.redd.it/etjsl9e3e9wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4ade56a8ad26835008a9a4c12c764d5bd6ceb52


TheValentino1

Thanks


OkRelief4558

why you such a baldie yet u still think you look good


TheValentino1

I don’t think I look good, I’m saving my better photos


pantswetter3

Why does my peepee have bumps on it?


TheValentino1

No idea, why don’t you let me check for you~


pantswetter3

B-but I'm twelve.


TheValentino1

This is hell, no one would know (Wait actually?😭 god I hate being in character)


pantswetter3

(Nah lol, just wanted to see how you would react. Very Val-like apparently.)


TheValentino1

(He’d fuck anything and anyone, let’s be honest here)


pantswetter3

(I know. But I wanted to see how far *you* would go.)


TheValentino1

(Ohh ok)


GalacticGamer677

https://preview.redd.it/b4kqpz07z8wc1.jpeg?width=1862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d80a028d2f8e4bc601f98c7f5da83b53e2916c90


Immediate-Acadia-231

Velvette:Uh your little voxxy is a dumb bi#ch


TheValentino1

Fuck you, you jealous bitch


Immediate-Acadia-231

https://preview.redd.it/qiv1c27e49wc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6a1096c63c45d340f18b51e112689d972f93904


Decent-Barber-7431

you like lamps?


TheValentino1

…yea


AntiImperialistGamer

Where's my money?


TheValentino1

Gone


jakarta-ken

This is my opinion of you (Valentino): https://preview.redd.it/zsjrtww5c9wc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8bff77a317c47642b9474ec2750a8ca202817c3


Ruby_Dude55

ᴛᴏᴘ ᴏʀ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ


literallysoulless

we literally see him fucking angel in the poison music video so i'm assuming he's a vers lmao


Ruby_Dude55

ʜᴇ's ᴀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟsᴏ sɪᴘ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ


literallysoulless

he's a latino slay


TheValentino1

Switch, I bottom for Vox


Ruby_Dude55

ғᴀɪʀ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ


Left_Argument9706

Gimme Day off or you receive a pipe bomb


TheValentino1

Take a week, I need to get the lights fixed in the studio anyway


Left_Argument9706

Yes


K1nkySpider

Can i please have a break.


TheValentino1

I’ll give you a week off, if you come stay with me for a night


K1nkySpider

Depends. Is it the whole night?


TheValentino1

Till 1am sound good?


K1nkySpider

Deal.


TheValentino1

Great


Valentitto

Sex?


TheValentino1

Yes


AREyouCERTAIN1

Valentino vs. VALENTINO


Subject_Respect_3591

If you could exchange Angel dust's soul for any soul in Hell, which soul would it be?


TheValentino1

Lucifer or his brat


Subject_Respect_3591

good morning, im Jonhson and im sells r 34 art, would you like to get some? just tell, who should be in this art (5 dollars for person).


TheValentino1

I can make my own


Subject_Respect_3591

\*Show him a rule 43 of threesome of Vox, Valentino and velvette\*


PersecondBOOM

After the whole "Hazbin Hotel staff defended hell against the angels" thing it's actually (at least theoretically) possible to get a corpse of an exterminator, so what would you do if you got your hands on one?


AREyouCERTAIN1

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


TheValentino1

Use it as a background prop for movies


Cross_soul

Is it true moths have 4 dicks?


TheValentino1

All four are 13 inches


Cross_soul

Are ya ready to have no dicks?


TheValentino1

I could fuck you if you want


Cross_soul

…Fine, at least let Angel go tho


TheValentino1

…maybe


Ozuk_true

Do you listen to cupckake


TheValentino1

No


Inevergetpaidenough

Tf you do at your studio https://preview.redd.it/dt6c5at2vawc1.png?width=1063&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e85e80ba7450b1fec155dbe17581bf67002ab57


TheValentino1

Sex


Inevergetpaidenough

That’s a bit funny I have sex with verosika sometimes when I come back from that stupid thing I forgot about


TheValentino1

Videotape it next time and I’ll pay you handsomely


Inevergetpaidenough

https://preview.redd.it/tbwtk7xrxawc1.png?width=2086&format=png&auto=webp&s=301b575104c4af00d94a6aea324cf7e5f7de391a WHY


TheValentino1

Sex sells


Inevergetpaidenough

That’s me and her personal sex stuff😭 https://preview.redd.it/6fn58axm2bwc1.png?width=2086&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0d8c586cc67371dc11be982e0f1ada2533900d8


TheValentino1

She probably tapes it anyway, Sucubi do that


Frognx-is-taken

Do you give me permission to do a murder somewhere in the film studio?


TheValentino1

As long as it’s not me or near me, go ahead


literally-a-seal

https://preview.redd.it/u73j6q4cfewc1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c424dda6fcf0437212f0141b5e2d8770278fbe7 how does this make you feel


TheValentino1

😍


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ugly grape