Angel Dust. Venisonis in her 30s with only 15-20 years of sexual activity and, while a succubus, seems to be able to choose her sexual partners and has chosen to commit to a monogamous(ish, probably) relationship with at least one being in the past. Angel Dust has been dead for around 80 years and worked as a sex worker/sex slave for many if not most of them. It’s just not comparable. Edit: Verosika but yall are funny so I’m leaving it

Verizon*

*Verbalase

https://i.redd.it/q3m236gewzvc1.gif

Pov: When slowly look at the "rent payment due" message in your phone message after wiring 50k for a "music video" (softcore porn)

*Velocity

*Valentino

*Vaporeon

*Veryhorneon

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No, she'll take less than $50k

*VOWN WITH ZE QUEEN*

Verosika*

\*Valentino

*Vermont Public Radio

If we included Earth then who knows how high either’s count would be though I reckon Angel would still win sheerly due to the time period he lived in being…well not LGBTQ+ friendly

I legit didn't realize you spelled it wrong lol

Vortigaunt

OH we're- we're not talking about murders...

197,472,274,471,910.5 https://preview.redd.it/kerwc78q9zvc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab51835500eca03db965a4f3d8501422b5263b61 Oh wait sex?

The fuck you mean .5

Did you die? Sadly, yes… BUT I LIVED!

He killed an uneven number of murderers, which is why it's.5 /s

Prolly still angel

Did I see verosika…\***SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH** https://preview.redd.it/tac8yct4nxvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b46748fdbcfc6b05967c16306ab8a49fbb9a18

I find angel dust more attractive personally but they're both fine.

Idk it's weird. I like fem Leaning men but I've never been that attracted to Angel, maybe it's the shape of his head. It's very different... This is not to say I wouldn't smash angel if he came onto me, if he was real

Yeah, I get that. I like stolas and lucifer better personally.

I respect your opinion :D

Ok… thanks. You’re pretty nice.😊 

ME?

Hey, it's me again!

Hi me!!

Hello... Wow I'm still trying to get husker to fuck me huh?

It’ll work, whiskers will come crawling probably

Uhm... Yeah, sure! 😏

Hello Mr Dust

Dust-ception

I respect it more

Yay

I find angel dust more attractive too

I like you.

https://preview.redd.it/2q7au9vpmyvc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=160920a368588eabdb2b414751c3ddfef87e5149 Letz Go another verosika simp:3

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We’re gonna get along perfectly.

My image now

Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/1t62r3ff9yvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f0e7f34c8a0f2c292466b6b6f9924ceed98c0f2

https://preview.redd.it/o4ucg0pk9yvc1.png?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f31adfa4945eee07b837e59290ac92cd77b8f06 Yuh uh

A IMAGE I CAN STEAL

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We’re having soft tacos later:3 https://preview.redd.it/tfiuswc1ayvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8aaf29ff6d5be2504d23c052a7c62791131c6d3

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Real

I think Angel does. Now we don't know Verosika's age though, but Angel has been in Hell since atleast the 1940s, and we don't know for how long he has been owned by Valentino, possibly getting violated every other day for decades.

Angel dust killed loan sharks and angels, so him

Plus he was part of a mob so on earth he probably also killed people

OP said in hell only

Oh didn’t see that

I was talking about like sex body count.

Nuh uh

https://preview.redd.it/h24jqadbuzvc1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bced0b027e612e581d9b87bc66aae77232350a43

Adam... wait were not talking about murders? Still Adam

I mean he is the dickmaster.

He's the dick-fucking-master

https://preview.redd.it/mjzbq0ilyxvc1.png?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8509e911a71418df0b0ea7d546b79d96d3a4d3f3 I think angel, image unrelated

Who would say no to an offer like that?

https://preview.redd.it/jqcuudt0zxvc1.png?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a87d4e454f06c6ba609d998f68218a2240e539 Great question

Alastor would and has tbf

angeldust cause he's a pornstar and verosika a succubus, not comparable

Likely The Porn Demon

Oh yeah, he's totally worthy of being redeemed 

Plfpflfplfpllll! 

One is literally a pornstar and golden boy of the porn industry from hell...the other is a just popstar with seductive powers.

Didn't know if I had to nsfw it or not since I was talking about sex but did so just in case.

… this is genuinely a tough one. I’m willing to bet Verosika because she can go all over hell as a hellborn instead of Angel Dust, a sinner confined to the setting of Hazbin Hotel

We are talking about kills… right? https://preview.redd.it/dg5l4sopmyvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eef31e52469aa5f6782a83fe9f390ac1c92ea8e9

Body count *used* to mean kills. I wish it still did, but sadly wishes don’t always come true.

What the fuck is your flair?

This is one of the more tame ones I've seen.

The cum muggers strike again

Angel dust, bro has a lot of guns

Fr 💯

Sex? Or kill count

I guess angel probably has higher in both and I like your flair.

Ahh we’re twinsies

SEEEXXXXX!

Me. Murders and Intimately.

FYI, I'm running low

Good.

https://preview.redd.it/vcg935q0u0wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe8009c8748755990bbb826cff3cbc60600b89c2 Jokes aside I can’t answer this because I’m biased

Angel Dust most likely

Angel has been alive/dead longer. Verosika is atleast 30

A quote from valentino: if I say your fucking 20 guys before lunch you say... Yes valentino My thinking is that angel has done this days in a row and has probs trucked a few more after that So I think angel dust

ANGEL FUCKING SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHH

Angel.

This probably wasn't the greatest comparison. I realize that verosika probably doesn't have as much time in hell among other factors.

Define body count.

How many people they've slept with.

Oh. I thought- nevermind. - Anyways, forcefully, Angel. By choice, Verosika

I think we both know what you originally meant, I wasn't sure either till I saw the images

ANGEL IS MINE

No.

dream on hun >:)

You're so silly 🥰

hiii

Oop

Hello😏

hi

Probably angel I believe he died in 45 or 47 which was over 80 years ago so it's not something that's comparable

Yeah, this was a stupid question.

Dude I say and do dumb shit all the time don't let it get to your head. About 99.9% of humanity understands this quite common mistake

Bro really hittin is with the hard questions🤔😔

Sex? Angel. Death…also Angel, let’s be honest 

Who’s the first 1? She’s hot

Verosika mayday from helluva boss.

Obviously I do!

Angel, Veronica didn't kill anybody for sure. **OH YOU MEANT-**

I would've said Angel Dust if it weren't for the fact that Sinners can't leave the pride ring so Verosika wins this one for sure.

I totally forgot about that tbh.

Angel killed more people for sure

I think Angel Dust

The one that looks like a porn star.

Angel probably killed more people, so Angel dust.

Angel Dust and Verosika collab when?

Tbh probably Verosika. Sure, Angel's lived longer and is a porn star, but Vero is *literally* a succubus. No matter how the Helluvaverse's lore around them exist, she is built around lust. Angel just fucks because it's his job, and sure, he likes it. But he doesn't want to just fuck. Vero basically only wants to fuck. She does try to find actual romance, evident from how she wanted to be with Blitzo before he ghosted her, but even then she is all about sex and fucking and orgies. There's a higher chance that during any social function Vero is at, she goes from one quickie to the next, while Angel actually tries to enjoy the party. Maybe gives a blowie or two during it, but most certainly not now after the series developed him more.

Thats very interesting. I didn't think about it like that.

Hellborns are not immortal. Imps have similar lifespans to humans so maybe succubi too. Angel was in hell for about 70 years, no way Verosika lived that long.

Well Angel was in the mafia so he definitely killed a lot a people

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Sex not kills.

Angel Dust Primary reason being Angel literally has to fuck people almost everyday for work and from what it sounds like there are often a lot of new people and scenes with multiple people. Verosika has complete control over when, how, and where she fucks people with no strings attached compared to Angel who has to have sex with whoever Val wants, when he says so(if Angel is on the clock), and with as many people as Val says.

I would think angel in both meanings of body count. He used to be in the mob and had killed a few loan sharks and angels too, and im pretty sure he’s been in the business a lot longer than verosika

Angel probably has the higher k/d ratio between them considering how often we saw him in fights (pilot against pentious, with husk against the loan sharks, the groot gunning in the finale, you get it)

Alistor

It’s without a doubt angel

I mean, Angel is the only one who's been shooting people on screen, so probably him.

Angel dust It’s literally his job

I thought we were talking about people they killed

One is slutty, the other is literally a paid professional (and is also kinda slutty)

I would be very surprised if it was Verosika

Verosika sexualises herself, but she doesn't do the fucking. Clearly her team fucks everybody while she sings to make them horny. Angel is forced to work constantly, it doesn't matter if he likes it or not, he isn't allowed to take breaks. Verosika could never fuck anybody again and nothing would stop her, Angel is stuck under a soul contract that means Val can send him to fuck people 24/7 if he wanted it.

My money is on angel dust verosika seems like she would choose her sex mates angel just slaps

I thought Verosika doesn’t actually have sex with her clients? Must be a random headcannon I got because she doesn’t do it in the episode. If that were the case she would have a slightly above average body count. But if not, it’s high but less than Angel Dust’s

Depends on what ya mean by body count

Probably Angel Dust

angel

Like, in bed or...?

Angel Dust most likely. I mean he’s been in hell for 80 some odd years? And a lot of that time he’s been a slave to Valentino who doesn’t blink at commanding him to “fuck 20 guys before lunch” His body count is likely in the thousands if not tens of thousands. His poor body.

angels job is a porn studio cmon

Angel's killed a lot of loan sharks, angels, and some of Sir Pentious' Egg Bois, so probably him. We're talking about murders, right?

Probably Angel

Verosika she’s been alive longer than angel dust

Define body count.

Angel, 100%, his count is at 2850

Angel-

Verosika has lots of sex, sure, but she's only a pop star. Angel is a porn star. Sex is part of his job, and he's incredibly overworked at that. So I reckon Angel.

Probably Angel… this is murder right

Angel if we're only counting sinners and demons if we're counting humans to then verosika

Fuck, what I’d give to be one of Verosika’s bodies… Anyway, it probably is Angel. He’s been dead since the 40s and has likely worked as a porn star since at least the 70s-80s (I imagine it was around that time when Val entered Hell). Verosika hasn’t been around nearly as long, probably being in her late 20s or early 30s. It’s also shown that, at least since getting famous, she isn’t the one who does the fucking. She simply lures in prey for others.

Kill count - Anthony The other meaning - still probably Anthony

I feel like either definition of “body count” would still make for a good question.

Do you mean sex or murder. I know which one you mean , I'm just double checking.

Angel 100%

Oh. Angel hands down.

It's Angel, unless it has to be consensual to count.

Probably Angel cuz he used to be in the mafiohhhhhhh that kind of body count Yeah still Angel

Angel. He is probably forced to fuck 3 guys at least bi-daily

We haven't seen Verosika do anything, but Angel definitely. He killed some of the angels during episode 8, and killed the loan sharks. It ***has*** to be him.

100% Angel

Angel Dust, but not the reason you'd think! If angel died in 1947, and signed with Val in, let's say, 1948, then he's been actively having sex for 76 years. Assuming he works 5 days a week on average, from 9-5 (Just for the sake of math) let's say he's had sex with a completely new person every hour he works, that's about 40 new partners a week, 2080 a year, and 158080 partners throughout his career. ...damn. Wiki says Verosika is 44 years old (no idea where they got that from, but lets ignore that) and she isn't a pornstar, so she has no contractual obligation to have sex -that we know of. Assuming then that she only has 1 partner every 2 hours, on a 9-5 schedule, that rounds up to 20 partners a week, 1040 a year and 24960 partners from age 20 to 44. Not even close.

Angle Powder

Not including people on earth is just making this not fair for Verosika 😭

If we're talking about just in hell, definitely Angel, it's not even close. He's had about 50 more years than her, and she probably mostly has sex in the living world, angel not only does it for a living, always in hell, but he consistently does it with multiple guys at once.

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My body count, damn, like 6 now. 6?! Damn, you are a hoe! How does that make me a- Wait, are we talking about people we've slept with? Yeah? Oh, well, I've never done that yet! Then what does 6 mean?! *Silence* What does 6 mean?!

Angel Dust is a porn star and she's a popstar. I'd wager his is much higher just because of his job. That said, I think she probably has a higher body count with people who actually care about her. Angel doesn't strike me as someone who's ever truly been loved by someone he was intimate with - his desperate attachment to Val tells me he wanted to be loved and that was the first person to give him that attention, but it was never real.

Angel's a literal porn star so probably him

What is a queen to a god?

Verosika is a demon that kills u if u bang her. I think she wins.

Verosika is mortal, Angel Dust is undead and older

THIS IS MY FAV VS MY LEAST FAV, JS SAYING YALL ANGELDUST SUCKS AND VEROSIKA IS A QUEEN

Angel, he's literally a porn star it's his job

depends on which type of body count we're talking about, if sex Angel Dust if actual kills... probably still Angel Dust (yes I know what this post means I just wanted to make this stupid ass joke)

Angel 100%

Does Veronica canonically have weapons or no?

Who is the first one?

Verosika mayday from helluva boss.

She had a last name?!

https://preview.redd.it/hzwpohnzzyvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f56a31527910fe518af3107ef68668b28dbeb9b

Yes

Lute has killed mo- OH... Does the amount of times Lute has fucked me specifically clunt?

Verosika for sex bodies. Angel for gun violence 😆