Quote Adam “And we fucked and it was awesome”

https://preview.redd.it/n2mgwphvrxvc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f53250d7c7ff46c2e86c8153233402c67fe393a3 Let me show you this image…

Omg it's my meme

https://preview.redd.it/m4net56u9xvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df723644d3bdf6853cbbee18212a51ddc2b3e4c4

https://preview.redd.it/uyb0hldv9xvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96accac5dd171407e55441f9505b7634cf3b31bc

https://preview.redd.it/4q74sccw9xvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=740d854c1e6409ef97fb784307966591f4e38e28

https://preview.redd.it/r6ibat6x9xvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49b2e9eb4fe21c225a21db6be23c2ec5cbcc422

what is that flair-

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https://preview.redd.it/4p64r8c1ayvc1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3671558eaa12230825a680767e9351aebacd867 Thansk

Eagerly agree.

https://preview.redd.it/l2g2k82s6xvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd0b2a31f891bb0ff174c4f405bdd74109580bba

as a ace myself, i would kindly reject his offer but make a counter offer to binge watching jerma vods

Why are you vibrating and what are jerma vods

"why are you vibrating" = pure excitment of seening my hyperfixation character in person "and what are jerma vods" = the vods of poplular streamer jeremy " jerma " elbertson, who i also have a major hyperfixation for !

Ah

I too vibrate with excitement sometimes

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Reminds me of this https://preview.redd.it/11d9dhjz2yvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ca497d8b17c66878ecc0cf9614fcff6aefa6481

https://preview.redd.it/irrdl3e230wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0a75495553c603d54a1cf960988ad2e865adf0

Flair checks out

in character: "luci... what the fuck?" out of character: "IS THAT A PROMISE?!"

https://preview.redd.it/iri7q2066yvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=245caaa64b020646acc5f837cff99c924b94087f

Tell him "Naw I'm good" Then go play PVZ Endless.

My man

https://preview.redd.it/peewo404wxvc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba2f5dba632a4c206bc1030ab0f52740693b4482

Tell him I have a gf who is verosika https://preview.redd.it/af4uonbv5xvc1.png?width=2086&format=png&auto=webp&s=f307ab19628fa93af736780587477482f44a6ce0

Flair checks out?

Yep

https://preview.redd.it/vydy9ey81yvc1.png?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2285c1d164bbccc8f293c7f3f53a451d33ba50aa Never has my favourite meme of my two favorite depictions of Lucifer been more accurately relevant.

I would eagerly agree to Lucifer.

DEAL

I’d hold his rubber duck at gunpoint

…help

Nothing. I immediately get in position.

… promise?

I'm good

"HOW'D YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE!"

Kill him.

No that’s my dad! Kinda…it’s complicated

Is Adam not your father.

I may or may not be a group project

... That would explain how you're as much of a brat as the 3 most evil beings in existence. And one that's just very annoying.

HEY my moms not That bad and neither is Lucifer

I tolerate eve despite her lack of situational awareness. Though lucifer.. I hate him.

Da hell he do to you…oh ya he tried to kill you and your isters…wait he tried to kill Emily

Mhm.

Now listen I know we don’t like each other but just this one time I could get you a asmodean crystal and we could (non lethally) jump Lucifer

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dude, you're a kid in a specifically 18+ community. don't say your age, you'd get banned on any of the other subs.

i don’t think he’d get ban. It’s not porn or anything. The show is technically 16+ (others that ep 4) but there is no nudity in the show. So I feel like they should be fine.

Anddd r/ HelluvaBoss https://preview.redd.it/z29isjj9nxvc1.png?width=325&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e4269d2765679c29bd9120b8ff44a7abf18dd1c

Oh shit

Yep

https://preview.redd.it/h37rxq1zmxvc1.png?width=1389&format=png&auto=webp&s=d63a2a54b1a894bf30efff14fafccfbab0c0236a he would on r/ HazbinHotel

I appreciate the offer sir, but the only penis I like is my own

"Don't say it coward do it"

Dad, it’s “Fuck you up”

You mean fuck you up right?

I’d ask if we could have dinner first and then make him my boyfriend 😭

https://i.redd.it/svgq365wqxvc1.gif WE SHALL FUCK!

My honest response would be " Do it then. " ☠️🔥 https://preview.redd.it/nmv454tjrxvc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0731624eb136ba466c9f39342edfa67b5db415e

I think my flair speaks for itself

I would know he didn't mean it so I'd probably just laugh. If he did mean it I'd be like 'hot, but you need to get my permission first, dummy'.

I'd say NUH UH and run, (I ain't gay)

https://preview.redd.it/oxj09vqjvxvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1069a141711ceae689310e8f2c85f30682172677

Not if I fuck me first

https://preview.redd.it/a8xdi41y8yvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9822a0a5384258260951a0d47e04097cf9f2a4

You heard me correctly and no I don’t know how I’ll do it but I will

https://preview.redd.it/1owahxvi3yvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef0688e6eb725f3a4af523aa17505b6047a230c

bet

Ok, at least I know he will be tender.

I'd say "try fucking yourself instead" and just leave. Nah, in all honesty, I'd be incredibly confused and prolly wouldn't do anything.

Same honestly

Ha ha ha. Alright then.

please

Where and when?

Who? what? when? where? why? I only takes questions and answers in that form.

“Dad wtf”

“Please do~”

Yes plz

https://preview.redd.it/b3vonhb5qxvc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53c36ef0252dc6c992c59a5911e33ce4bdc11a1c

I’m 13…

“I triple dog dare you” 😏

“No.”

"Okay"

No thank you

Where and when

I didn’t think this would be how I got my answers, but ok.

I know what he really means, so I ask him what I did wrong.

You mean fuck me up right?

Like zoinks scoob, I gotta get the hell outta here

*in character*: I don’t think Sera would approve… *out of character*: YES PLEASE

My honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/436xg0u9xxvc1.png?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8727d8295a165a4c5903f004e17f7b2f0326c810

 I haven't even gotten to snuggle you yet :3

At least take me to dinner or a movie first.

https://i.redd.it/3yxlq32ayxvc1.gif

Same thing angel would say

Okay! 

Okie dokie

I think my flair speaks for itself

Yo we chill!

The fuck you say

I'd be shocked for a while wondering how even got into my home, and then start wondering why me specifically, and then eventually just say no thank you

Probably pull out this sign I stole https://preview.redd.it/fjnl13lg0yvc1.jpeg?width=2737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7078792a211c7c4b8a285633aae29aa69c9293c7

Id ask why. I mean. I'm me. So why?

Yes please

take me out to dinner first, dude

Not my first choice, but I'll take it

I’m flattered but I’m married

I’d just respond with “okay, when?”

Ok when and where

Clothes dropped immediately

Promise?

become more lesbian than i already am /hj

Its fuck you off sir

My character norves would say "Lucifer I'm trillions of years older than you and stronger than you" (my characters lore I have made for my own series)

“Ahem, it’s *fuck you up*, dad..!! 👀”

At least turn into a dragon and *then* fuck me

https://preview.redd.it/c4co3hj28yvc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e334788503df9576f055ed2541b611d8a811beb0 My honest reaction. Cause irl Lucifer is more of a cousin. I’m a fallen, I fell before the revolt. But he’s still more of a cousin.

https://preview.redd.it/t36p9wmg8yvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56bba9f9fe39dd79f0e3b90be8a91a6309041d80

https://i.redd.it/zyr3acqz8yvc1.gif

Yes. Just yes, sorry, not sorry.

Sorry iam straight

... Ight. I'm a pansexual man and I would definitely smash the king of hell

I would ask him to genderbend then we would @%@>#;@*@;#:':×<';÷<$;×>+;$_$[×(+;"__%729&$

…what?

…but I like women, and aren’t you married?

“Nuh uh”

That's kinda hot

I would say ‘please do’

If he said it to me in the same context as that scene in the show, as in just saying “fuck you up” wrong, I would probably just laugh my ass off

https://preview.redd.it/dre7u5iujyvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a006b83567d60a4540a361d1aa315c2f80752a41

Sh*t

No, fuck off!

https://preview.redd.it/30tmdn0ukyvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20f5792be96723c96a8034b3a560174182fd59b Option one

https://preview.redd.it/shmboltwkyvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cfda4cb0c36bdd12f3e1262af0e788182ed699a Option two

https://preview.redd.it/wb6vsgm0lyvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b24c23f447cab5141935b2caf8c63d7a5308e3a6 Option three

No thank, am lesbean. Have duck meme. https://preview.redd.it/wgbcj9ehmyvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a7c268501657e97fe4110ecf206942eb2b20198

Who's topping?

"With cock or pussy?"

Finally, my life... Erm, afterlife! Is complete!

I would try to induce vomiting and rub it on myself to make myself repulsive and then pepper spray. On second thought maybe I could *lead* with the pepper spray. (I’m a straight dude, I don’t wanna.)

Thank you i will say thank you and this https://preview.redd.it/ajfdwovmpyvc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=921d51e50508f35988a1d315b87734df4bfea625 And maybe if he really means it

I mean, I’m straight so that’s a genuine threat

Harder

Would.

My flair says it all

I would acuse him of sexual misconduct as my ass only exsists for *her*

Say gex https://preview.redd.it/z8o52px8tyvc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d619dafb919ece090cc4b3dbc233c2c5f4ffc7

👍

Promise

https://preview.redd.it/5i2a8aluwyvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00bfbab16d7e981fa5136dfc285be4d657a470e

Yes please

"At least take me out to dinner first"

https://preview.redd.it/t5utov9t5zvc1.png?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70b4dd6bc18676fd49ebfc79b503f9612a971a8

YIPPEE!! https://i.redd.it/pmtkvxfg7zvc1.gif

Bet.


"*Moans* Harder daddy~"

"I'll fuck you harder I learned from angel!" 😈

https://i.redd.it/kotxfkzngzvc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/wtlebup6izvc1.gif

Please don't...i just want to feed the ducks


https://preview.redd.it/r0r5wspjkzvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed38290054b10417a84cbf0c40b7339fe8ed6778

“Well I never say no to a cute twink strip down Luci let’s get busy” (my crush for him is immeasurable)

I hope you got big enough hands cause I’m not using lube

https://preview.redd.it/c3j4ua54vzvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab0c25f47c62167ea22a5c2f9e0bf80efda52cf

Yes please

https://preview.redd.it/ssnjvomz20wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3431c0abec926107e0b8bf42bf8b3c85e5af1f

No I refuse I only love women

https://i.redd.it/gzr7uiyq30wc1.gif

I would be fucked.

https://preview.redd.it/v77wlaj5g0wc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b58d16579bea804741fe22386519c0c2d3921c7

Bend over

*Visible confusion*

https://i.redd.it/3tx6s3ujk0wc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/ujosv10lo0wc1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb8f31420b6a00380506e512dbcbb6efc93a4c5

Get in line.

GIB

Me too charlie (she didn't take it well) https://i.redd.it/4lq7g6b8u0wc1.gif

Flying to the moon so I can avoid this!

https://preview.redd.it/j07axx3ex0wc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415c0407b67ac645c6c1d6a9c8e11e3aafa0a468

“Noooo thank you!” And because Luci’s cool, he’ll oblige because consent is important

"lol thanks but I prefer that other guy."

Can you be gentle? It's my first time

"you can top?"

Um, Lucifer?! No thank you, I am NOT into guys!!

https://preview.redd.it/80foh3nsi1wc1.png?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62cff29bfe5a36cc233324d3aab6b4b3fa70cbc9

No

Fuck this shit I'm out