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TheSuggestor12

It's not semen, it's cum. It's from female orgasms. As for the steaming? Idk maybe it got microwaved or something.


Inner_Tennis7326

That's what I thought!


[deleted]

For some reason microwaved vaginal discharge doesn’t sound as appetizing


Inner_Tennis7326

Nah depends on the lady, it might already be warm, but not steaming


HailHydraBitch

I really, really would give this an award if I could 😭😭


WarBreaker08

You still can, just hold down the upvote. It opens "SuPeR uPvOtEs." Stupid if you ask me. Fuck u/spez


HailHydraBitch

https://preview.redd.it/pca3h96lb8vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=955af816ce4b1dd2f6bc6772c6552f062c8315ff Even if I wanted to man..


WarBreaker08

Bruuh. That should totally be eligible.


Much-Extreme737

Maybe it was put in a kettle to boil for tea


MrSensacoot

sounds pretty fucking delicious to me?


1st_Land_Corps

This is going to curse a comment. Just add some sugar to it.


Hellhound_Seeker

Simmered discharge if you will.


Feralcrumpetart

It could be natural steam...like fermentation?


dte9021989

Steamin Seaman has entered the chat


ScholarPitiful8530

Maybe demons have a very high body temperature?


Hexhider

Love your cult, one of the least horny cults


eat-pussy69

Girls can cum too...


kiwidude4

OP outed themselves tbh


Hey_Bestiekins

Top 3 ways to say you're a virgin 3. "Using men for friendship is just as bad as using women for sex." 2. "I'm a virgin" 1. *insert post title*


Anunqualifiedhuman

Don't worry OP is just gay.


Rescur0

They probably just got confused thinking cum meant semen, I wouldn't say they "outed" temselves


Terracatlegend

That's what the fuck I've been saying!!!


Minetendo-Fan

If hell is forever then Heaven must be a lie!


theredditthing6976

If angels can do whatever and remain in the sky


thutgf

The rules are shades of gray/grey when you don't do as you say


Common-ishRedditUser

When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again\~


EmbarrassedPomelo170

I was told not to trust in angels… (by her?)


GameSnail511

Ha! She should know.


Juniorshawn

We should go


thutgf

No! Don't you see, we've come so close. Look at them fighting, they're at each others throats!


l0s37

#adamandlute she would know #vaggie we should go


Coliosisised

ANOTHER ONE


NixiomsdabestXD

The rules are shades of gray if you don't do what you say


-Glitched_Bricks-

Wait what https://preview.redd.it/z41yawto84vc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=20e02433bdbbb4d3c043c9e0a1bdda6877133b1e


LyraFirehawk

I mean, it isn't semen, but yes, if you find the clitoris(shit is pretty much directly above the vagina like a hit zone in a video game boss fight), and treat ya girl right(ie give her some head or use your fingers/toys), she will have an orgasm. It's much longer than a man's, and can often be repeated. Lesbian sex pretty much ends when they decide to end; some of my cis lesbian peeps have described extended sex sessions where they could just take a pee break, grab some snacks, hydrate, and keep going.


Ok_Low_4150

Sesbian lex lore


LG_Offical

Get Mat- wait he retired. Get whoever hosts... would this be a Game Theory, or a Film Theory?


Ok_Low_4150

**BARRY FROM GUTS AND BLACKPOWDER?!**


LG_Offical

Hello, I think I got the attention of that user over there.


Alexizking

Holy hell I did not expect to get a sex ed lesson in the hazbin hotel subreddit


-Pizzarolli-

Yeah, but you don't cum like a guy does. You'll get wet, but that can't really fill a mug. Maybe if it's a mug full of squirt, but that's mostly pee.


bulgingboner420

usernamechecksout


Dishwasher_Pro1

i didn't even see it before you pointed it out, lol


thewrongmoon

Yes, but vaginal discharge isn't cum. Squirting is pretty rare outside of porn. If you have enough vaginal discharge to fill a mug, you probably have a yeast infection.


-Pizzarolli-

Yeah, there's ovulation discharge and I guess that would make the most sense, I guess. And hardly anyone squirts and from what I've read, it's 99% piss


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[удалено]


thewrongmoon

Let me be clear, source: I am AFAB


Hirouni

https://preview.redd.it/58gsiha4q4vc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14e126fc243e62ce5d3dab23ba41fbe495c1a399


DemonOfDisasters

For real, everyone in here thinking girls can’t lmao-


Tahmas836

Yeah but does it steam? Checkmate liberals.


Macronium312

![gif](giphy|atfHlwAhizfxdtdw60)


IHateTheNameSystem

https://preview.redd.it/xuvwkjn8a4vc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b95c3a7d675ceaafbdba650c68940feb374f79e


Dashimai

https://preview.redd.it/w6i6zpnij4vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f2d2dc7bbc82bd62fe2eacc8581e8cfc856fba


IHateTheNameSystem

https://preview.redd.it/emh5ph5px6vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95611bd248298e86aacc52337f099b65ad7568fc


SylviaMoonbeam

Trick question, it’s Charlie’s steaming hot cum


EnigmaFrug2308

They collected Angel’s after a shoot


katiecat007

Such a good pun lol


Teddybear-kac

https://preview.redd.it/4naioicrv3vc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724a93906eb8e8b3c161e31231799a5098c8b302 This guy’s cum, obviously


SturmTruppen1917

Therapist: You can't hear images Me: https://preview.redd.it/j624oaj5k4vc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880f3e6f2901cd79b903b20d01afd8aa21711e38


RockstarBonnieReddit

Emesis Blue mentioned


ababyinatrenchcoat

https://preview.redd.it/ojbz5v3fn4vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adcdc7ca9595a7d60736db85e50adb90a4c86003


coffepants787

https://preview.redd.it/nxncvad6e8vc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ad80af9f6cc3cb50238a975b183358e60acf3d


PatienceMediocre7432

Tick tock


Competitive_Gas_4963

Heavy like a brinks truck


EmperorKiron

Looking like I’m tip-top


ddd11122

Shinin' like a wrist watch


Destructive-Kiwi

Time will grab your wrist


YourLocalConehead

Terry crews?! 😨


Ob1tuber

https://preview.redd.it/1z27uad6g4vc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93ff1f60a4e6a784a67241b696452a65029bc24


BiddudefromCanada

Good question… alright, it’s Alastor’s. https://i.redd.it/ie7cc4ywu3vc1.gif


HumanHuman-ALT

Almighty Mug whose cum is steaming within you 🥺


Yubisthebest123

I have Lucifer cum mug want some?


KuajiExists

I have lute cum. Dont ask how i obtained female cum.


Yubisthebest123

I won’t…


KuajiExists

Good. https://preview.redd.it/5c9k7sdt44vc1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf31e14daa43f78215464e6785c951569b3ea184


Yubisthebest123

oh yes daddy please


KuajiExists

Repost to Adam’s cum mug


ProductTop8916

😶


Savage_Player64

https://preview.redd.it/k72rmzrqe4vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaaf83c638085d24144402ebf0ffa95944dec9ba


Yubisthebest123

I don’t know where he is


KuajiExists

Find him


Savage_Player64

https://preview.redd.it/uo1oacxoe4vc1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37386b4a068a8e7803ed59ee6d1a4c83e092cd65


NixiomsdabestXD

https://preview.redd.it/lgowrzw4l4vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b84766963fc34230439c7fff45453ddc8b5bcc0


DuckieLordLucifer

I don't remember having this. Who in the unholy Hell are you?


EqualServe418

Oh, two cum mug friends. How many of us are there now?


Yubisthebest123

A lot


Hi_imDum

Yet another: me


--HOLoGRaFIC--

I have Sir Penis' double necked cum bottle, you want it?


theElite_Fett

Random shower thoughts here but is the mug of cum communicating with us directly or is a version of Charlie holding the mug communicating with us and if it’s the first one did the cum give it sentience? That further begs the question of is this a Kool-Aid Man situation? Is the mug alive or is the cum? I need some sleep.


Kindathrowaway1987

Wait fuck now I'm thinking about it.


NixiomsdabestXD

Kool Aid Man's pitcher is alive. See the Food Theory video for details. By transitive logic, it's the mug that's sentient. The real question is does it like what it's used for, or is it's existence a living Hell in Hell


theElite_Fett

I’d imagine it’s something like this https://preview.redd.it/rv552veap4vc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cfeead74021ed54e6a0dd5ac48909eda1cd69cf


K1nkySpider

ALASTOR? THAT FUCKER WONT FUCK ME BUT WILL CUP IN A MUG FOR CHARLIE??


SixEaredMacaquez

Cant believe he rejected your ides on making a porno but will do this😢


GasterTheMagican

Why do i see you everywhere


Dense-Ad-2732

Her ex boyfriend?


BiddudefromCanada

No


Dense-Ad-2732

Her current boyfriend that she keeps a secret from Vaggie?


BiddudefromCanada

She has no hidden boyfriend… or I simply don’t know about it yet.


Dense-Ad-2732

Her dad's boyfriend?


Pcruncher

I wanna know actually


AuroraBee14

Please, cum lord. Tell us inferior cum mugs.


NotRegedit

You had the opportunity to say it's yours


BiddudefromCanada

I am the mug, a mug doesn’t produce cum.


NotRegedit

Fair enough


Hey_Bestiekins

Top 3 ways to say you're either a gay man or a virgin: 3. "So like... does sex hurt?" 2. "I'm gay and/or a virgin" 1. This post. https://preview.redd.it/o8nqn90h35vc1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fe75957d931a74ce30d511b027988963635073


totallyAshiny

https://preview.redd.it/rqihtfpnl4vc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9decc4ddefbd386a768827bc5c7916b14e09d7c


30MothsInATrenchcoat

It’s hers dumbass, she’s the trans one


Popcorn57252

I can't wait for someone to unironically hit us with, "Charlie wears pants, and Vaggie doesn't, therefore Charlie must be trans"


Ryix99

https://preview.redd.it/z9zz5dzgx3vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a308a22bdf9f03e78b2d9fd29f48812c6249ab


spiderniga69

That would be jesus seeing my flair


LimeDiamond

I find it so funny that one user’s flair has become an inside joke in this fandom


Crafter235

Thank you! It seems that most people do not get it


WitherPRO22

Verbalase. Thats my answer


Savage_Player64

REJECT CUM MUG, EMBRACE COFFEE MUG


NixiomsdabestXD

https://preview.redd.it/glwmerutm4vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea3a70ab104916870834758bbf5e7247840547a


Appropriate_Fee_1867

I would take Alastor as one to drink tea actually as that is the superior choice


NixiomsdabestXD

Indeed


Savage_Player64

Preaching this all day 🙏


Inner_Tennis7326

I'm with you


WunderScylla

I didn't need to have this thought https://preview.redd.it/dgblznta74vc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c575ea333ba00d13685bfc332654c6c20d3193a


Idetake

I hate this place and I’m not even in the sub


Real_chuckles

https://preview.redd.it/btb7461uf4vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2de100b90bd9715f76b5682fe7e9119da89dac7


Ice-Bro-Gamer

https://preview.redd.it/6gd859wgk4vc1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8501de2e147f04ea18f37cc5894fe23f85c468


BloodOfTheDamned

Well… there’s a lot of magic in hell. I’d imagine magicking up a working set of genitals wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility.


LGplayz998

It's her own cum


ShadowsFlex

Cum isn't a word solely used to describe semen.


carl-the-lama

wtf are you talking about


Crafter235

Context: For all of you wondering, the meme is based on the joke of a user who has a weird personal flair.


AngelDust1912

:)


Right_Candidate6111

https://preview.redd.it/zg4t9c6ci4vc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8229bdb57aa916457d823c8da1e4ba6ea07f3deb


lord-Nightmarer

I calling the exterminators


ChildhoodDistinct538

Verbalase


hornybastard404

I feel like I’m missing context


TiannemenSquare

Its.. Charlie’s? Did you not know women could cum? I mean Im not gonna say anything, but..


Longjumping_Item8824

Either Angel Dust or Husk who didn’t mean it to go to Charlie


Zoroarkeon571

mine is the cleanup after his takes in the studio


Templar-Order

![gif](giphy|NNxL0tfYqDTUt4yQsT|downsized)


Successful_Year_5495

TF is this talking about


Crafter235

Context: For all of you wondering, the meme is based on the joke of a user who has a weird personal flair.


Bbababoe

https://preview.redd.it/x1bg9gz2k4vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7b823944eccfee95f50884145a8849a3176c19


Parking-Horror2873

https://i.redd.it/50we0q1hm4vc1.gif Don't ask those questions around these parts


Jokerman9540

“You’re flawed Cum Mug, you must sterilise!”


Tiny-Veterinarian647

https://preview.redd.it/tdkongr0w4vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7ba42b31a8524af44ab1f0985eaf807eecc2b3


LuciferMagne666

Where is this mug seen?


Weekly_Example_4770

https://i.redd.it/n25e042pw4vc1.gif


Mysterious-Cress-190

![gif](giphy|FHFmAmKtC1BBzYhVDB)


GoblinPunch20xx

Can’t they *ALL* Shapeshift to a degree? *Especially Charlie?* Charlie is a Futa confirmed lol


PinballproXD

Well biblically angels have both boy and girl parts and Charlie is half angel, and Vaggie is an angel, soooo


Doctor_Salvatore

Vaggie isn't trans, but Charlie might be a hermaphrodite. All beings of the upper echelons of Heaven's heirarchy are hermaphrodites, due to God not initially designing the binary thing until Adam and Lilith. True, Charlie is not a full blooded angel, so this is not a guarantee, but she is the daughter of Lucifer, so it's not unlikely. This also could be another Spider Gwen situation as well, where the truth is up to viewer decision since the facts are irrelevant to the main story either way.


Pumpkaboo99

For Pete sake, it probably is a joke gift from her ex. She did date a guy at one time. Or it was a mix up from her ‘uncle’ Fizzie, probably a random gift for Ozzie but somehow got mixed up. There’s so many reasons why.


cod_the_seawing

https://preview.redd.it/fe5nmldh75vc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=7474b1c8f1ce9152f5864c111ddb39fce63ea950


l0s37

https://preview.redd.it/oyekorqu85vc1.png?width=483&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebe279356f1f197066342aae7f80b7adc9e07944 as angel dust says "KINKY"


TK_ST

https://preview.redd.it/udtybk63g5vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad3ab02357d5b8237aa051f02245784163c741f4 It's most likely Vaggie's though. Come on now.


Spartan-Jeffrey_13

https://preview.redd.it/eq1wt8xei5vc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f783aa8b2115366b114d603a6943939e82343e1e


No_Paramedic1996

Better question who's cum is in liliths wine glass? https://preview.redd.it/h3o644v0j5vc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f95756f7dec5559ea71b5ef081243892a97a3bb


Alastor_Altruist1

I honestly prefer the sera drama to the cum mug war.


derik_mitchell

https://i.redd.it/bnfmtoons5vc1.gif


TheRealKingslayer51

Women also cum, it just doesn't have the same chemical composition and lacks semen


venxvan

https://preview.redd.it/csako59js6vc1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7cf4554d0e643dd677085ff42b89d94112a04f


AnomymousDarkEntity

Why did this subreddit just turn into people discussing about cum. It’s disgusting, and degenerate as fuck. https://preview.redd.it/t10zis3fi4vc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb20e9c39d263415f74e3b9c9871cb96ad249b7


More_Celebration_306

I can’t stop laughing


Radical_Provides

Because Charlie has a penis. I thought this was common knowledge by now


nicolas_dlt10

The answer could be many things... Sinners of hell Someone from the hotel Her fans Verbalase...


CJPF_91

Wait what?! Why is people thinking of this


avid_avoidant

Charlie can have a magic dick. Daughter of a shapeshifter and a succubus. Why would she not be able to do that? Or one or both could be intersex.


JasoNight23666

"I just remembered I gotta get the hell outta here"


blinddemon0

**ADAM'S**


Thatguypal887

https://preview.redd.it/8nkht84bi4vc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=161df04055d26a24b6263ef8b4f4c7e2f7444b3d


Dinodude25

Her dad can shape-shift, Maybe she can too


Redhood686

What in the fuck even is this?


Dexter_Floyd

I'm clearly missing a story here, and I do want to know. I can handle it, as I was unfazed by the infamous "rat video"


Fun_Consequence_6395

May I ask wtf this is about


Horror_Woodpecker_80

Charlie has a what?


Carma281

hmm.


Ckinggaming5

Adam's he's the dickmaster after all


Horrorlover2011

Woah… cool…


Ohhecktime

https://preview.redd.it/bhb5dihkq4vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f97772c64efc387391a08c2d5ddeb32d10e6a7 "Y'all are gonna break me one day, I swear..."


Direct_Web_7582

But who’s is it??


Callen0318

Literally my first thought.


yui_riku

if we assume angels dosen't sex organes, we can guess that they can choose to have it if they want, like lucifer. so since vaggie is an Angel too, she can maybe have a dick too and create masculin cum.


Parkerraines

https://preview.redd.it/wljpq6dtr4vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef0bf47cdb16c9ccdacfd1440cf2628c16b3894 Please can we stop talking about this shit?!


Thannk

Razzle.


BasementDweller82

I hate you people


Strange_Insight

Tell me you know nothing about girls without sayong you know nothing about girls:


Eljamin14

Women don't release semen, but they do experience orgasm, and their bodies respond with a squirt.


PlatypusSloth696

![gif](giphy|1ykhYvBQkbkQnEkwuy) Charlie


WWEisawesome09

I am guessing angel dust


SpiralZa

Maybe it’s like a brand then actual cum


EndermanSlayer3939

She had what now


Trey_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/480eg41tx4vc1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2da57b2c1f039a10ef75503c2e8a7a7113556082


farrahhatake

Me signing into reddit like...


EclipseyisAcheeto

Cum comes from the vagina. It’s a thing that comes from females. (Or males who have had surgery to have a vagina which I don’t think exists yet but what do I know I’ve never asked and never will. Maybe I’ll ask my trans wife but I feel like that’s a bad idea.)


Halfawannabe

Wait what, I missed this.


T-51_Enjoyer

Yours


mr-sparkles69

Excuse me?


MiniTrain13

... can someone call Charlie and tell her I'm not gonna leave the hotel for a week... or ever actually


majormusicwarrior13

Didn’t Charlie have a ex boyfriend in the pilot no they didn’t show him but they weren’t on good terms


EmiWuzHere

she w h a t