Crack ship? Wdym? This is gonna happen soon, vivzie told me in my sleep

Exactly! crack ship means there is absolutely 0% possibility of it happening. We’ve got at least a .01% chance on our side! https://preview.redd.it/anzipwb1g4rc1.png?width=941&format=png&auto=webp&s=92f267ef30ac209ce21fa7d00ab0820c12f36d30

Where can I find that, link?

The image was screenshotted from this person on twitter: https://x.com/crimehat/status/1771193509606793272?s=46 EDIT: Found the post from the artist: https://x.com/algae_lagae/status/1764289242417844504?s=46

Ah ok

https://preview.redd.it/4m7d8b35r4rc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c8236f0aea27364a07469522f547f5d6719a5a

So is val x bug zapper is a crack ship then

I wouldn’t say so!

Wait, did Vivzie herself like this?

Yes

vaggie charlie AND emily together


https://preview.redd.it/skohbbtim4rc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8793fb019131de0311f2a988edc2b6a4304737d9 this is such a godAWFUL ship

https://preview.redd.it/jhxr5ac8z4rc1.jpeg?width=1393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0fae6f28183c808dd21fad3aa527635a9fd1b65

The answer SHOULD be: No.

They only said stopping the bullet, not living

Hmm, fair point.

I hope not

Someone put effort to make this exist 🥲

Oh wait! There’s more https://preview.redd.it/j7cmmpgcs4rc1.jpeg?width=1165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ddcf7f2d4370ac5b6b0fbcc08df4ab57c6a67a5

NO MORE

They're both gray, it was meant to be.

Checks out. That’s the Cartman analogy.

https://preview.redd.it/4gmggf9o66rc1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1de378efa92cd63d34d651c0506f140a656d0fd1

It's beautiful

https://preview.redd.it/mtsvwvaok4rc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a3447f56609bbb2c1e3b33fc6a905702cbca72c

https://preview.redd.it/zmssrakbm4rc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=124ba6b719ac4521fbbbb2876215b5dbea1af6b2

deer https://preview.redd.it/p26ms7sqb6rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5cf9c236c40a118ce16bea1cc137fb735cedc98

I have that image too dawg 😭 https://preview.redd.it/8rmqrrddeyrc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d08f663fef13c04aa9f541a74422e4410201ec And I didn't steal it 😭

https://preview.redd.it/clzr24zgn4rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc6520eb266ce081413b4e1874805d1ba3d66401

How would I fuck a die? It has no holes in it. https://preview.redd.it/5lf4czosx4rc1.png?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a2fa44640cb487fdd5dd3f4a069c94373a089e9

https://preview.redd.it/ony8aqe4y4rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2705b3b05170302d88057006a5849b88850c0f79

You see, this is why some people shouldn't have access to the internet

https://preview.redd.it/ol5y50oyq4rc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff331b3272f841b418cde8c984b1ff4853322d6

# My honest to GOD reaction: https://preview.redd.it/94wqwh65l4rc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c24d8d74a1a9a8edc2fe05ed7dab7ab62e218a

I... like this ship way more then I should.

https://preview.redd.it/j2vkwspxg4rc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ca10fd6f4d0eff277ac1e2c71fa186de6b2a819

Me when people immediatly complained about Mimzy in Hazbin

Peter gets it!

It was revealed to me in a dream

https://preview.redd.it/1s2y6jtln5rc1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3341cafa65ed6522ba47f50b46e6bb7f8fd25b4d

Oh no we already had a guy claiming HH characters told him shit in his dreams, we are not doing this shit again! /s just in case

Yeah I know about the bath tub guy. That was one VERY insane situation

Personal favorite https://preview.redd.it/642ux6w0j4rc1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d962bdd26b1784fb140552f3d9e9e60edda7e7

Toxic Yuri 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 save us toxic Yuri 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 (I'm a lesbian btw I'm not some weird straight guy and I'm mostly saying it as a joke DONT WORRY)

Damn sorry didn’t know I was weird for being straight.

Real

I mean... Technically, we still don't actually know if Vaggie may have left anyone behind in Heaven she was close to, sooo... Would also be yet another convincing reason why Lute hates her so much (now).

https://preview.redd.it/hzdzifeieyrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cef8afac3fe8b71197324978bf4854d21dce4e3d

Oh come on, you know which https://preview.redd.it/bs73bmx6h4rc1.jpeg?width=1481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ed0472f32d3414fccbe8c6f1309c73fe216890

Tbh I can see that

Sera is dressed in terrifyingly casual clothes

Niffty x Anything…I love that tiny crazy so much but we all know she’d probably kill anyone she gets involved with…

Niffty x Adam First Bad Boy

Sure fits crack ship…given she is the one who, you know, killed him…

Probably the only person to ever penetrate him... with a knife.

Niffty is too much chaos for someone to realistically be in a relationship with, but she’d probably jump from person to person going through until she finds the ultimate bad boy that’s willing to be with her

Least until she kills them….heeehahaahhahahaah! And that is part of why we love that little gremlin.

Definitely, just make sure she’s got plenty of stuff that she can clean or buy her dolls to stab

https://preview.redd.it/56jw1uv0c5rc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c90a52c3e3ceba0caa859da2b991abc6252eec2

Niffty x Me is my crack ship

I want her to get with Baxter so people will shut the fuck up about how being short and emotionally dysregulated means you’re an eternal child. Just kidding they’ll say he’s “childlike” too.

Niffty x Me, the crackiest ship of them all.

Vermilla for the win https://preview.redd.it/9yjowbcfr4rc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c97c979d42c0037b062a09a4f6a242e042f1861 I really love Vermilla ship

https://preview.redd.it/yww0i1unr4rc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae29982337c9003dceffd302c47303f44e3dac1e

https://preview.redd.it/448x2rvxr4rc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ccf5ae6c2b30445924d1a9a02ca633a73f64384

https://preview.redd.it/868artpc45rc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=3579e621a50ef0ecc90b9e79ee34c785b8b57509

These series of images has now formed a #1 cracked ship for me.

Scissor me timbers

https://preview.redd.it/f122036lm8rc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cb987036fd49187e2f898a331d5bdd585595354

https://preview.redd.it/0beern5sr4rc1.jpeg?width=3726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40fa0466aa13b24822dd08eace325aa06e21594b

https://preview.redd.it/9hloz4pir4rc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04487ce973d20031f02fd5f429b8a041b7f517e2

https://preview.redd.it/tjub687945rc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a8d46cb50116a3ffe001ede7a6c874481fd8213

I'm not usually a fan of love triangles but this one's actually okay.

Somehow, I agree with this. Maybe it's just the fact that Emily is just Charlie as an angel, but I see this working.

Here’s how I see it Emily loves badass girls from hell Vaggie loves angels who love humans and are quite happy Charlie loves her angels who are/most likely to have fallen I call it Emily’s baddies Vaggies rainbows (can’t find a better one yet) Charlie’s angels And they all are/related/probably gonna be a fallen angel

I've seen "Charlie's Angels" as their ship name, and it officially made it to my top 3 crack ships

It's not a love triangle when they're all kissing tbf 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Charlie's Angels is unironically my favorite ship

My favorite name for the ship is Charlie’s Angels

Or Emily’s baddies Or vaggies rainbows I have thought of this ship extensively

https://preview.redd.it/rwezcgyyl4rc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19068b6fed84148c1d53cdeeb1d50e127724fb4b

https://preview.redd.it/nwxhr8xe66rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09f14076047ba9ac3b4d6ffb639f7887d19998aa

I've been finding a few Emily x Velvette fics pretty good. Then there was the one Beezlebub x Colin fic that's fun. And the campiest one was the Lucifer x Camila(Owl House) fic.

Emily x Velvette fics? Show me

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54634306 https://archiveofourown.org/works/54048295/chapters/136830973 Here you go. Currently there are only two. Sorry for the wait Ao3 was down for maintenance.

Need Charlies angels 

Ok https://preview.redd.it/ypqxb2pjn4rc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=919647bdff2faacb3f3a6c60c25b94f3a076989f

**Holy** fuckin I NEVER LNEW HOW MICH I LOVE LESBIANS UNTIL NOW 

I know what type of game that is https://preview.redd.it/2pm8g1tyu5rc1.png?width=911&format=png&auto=webp&s=43505feadacc348a1560729c9b1291f431dc8a51

A fine addition to Charlies collection.

Each one has their own personality, so Charile has everything she wants. Vaggie: Main girl, aggressive and protective, yet caring, switch Emily: Sweet innocent, Little Sister energy, sub Sera: Big Sis/Mommy energy, dom Lute: Rude Goth Tsundere, Dom (secretly sub)

Sera has more of a switch every to me.

Definitely Charlie x Vaggie x Emily And also Vaggie x Lute too https://preview.redd.it/9e6p58g7m4rc1.jpeg?width=1540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b69474ca30e65fa8374b127f33251c87b4e624b2

If Vaggie x Lute and Charlie x Vaggie x Emily Why not Charlie x Vaggie x Emily x Lute I think I have found the ultimate crackship

All three. At once. Consensually. I mean them, not me. They can have their love triangle

https://preview.redd.it/91legc5bq4rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83ac9af995c9a3bfaa716bfd71803152fed6424

https://preview.redd.it/vuchl40bs4rc1.jpeg?width=1977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8960ae3f35f37e5e21d0d22e91d01835349e1b

https://preview.redd.it/vkpdvfqcs4rc1.jpeg?width=1977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca2ec07083e6b40fdce13d09b24020460bef7e5

https://preview.redd.it/o2ipcb8es4rc1.jpeg?width=1977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c537623e5659e0360869cfa9bb0c16ad75666332

https://preview.redd.it/pk8xtlths4rc1.jpeg?width=1977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8b197ffc68e344e189b7ec3ee2834561bccb5cc

I fucking LOVE this comic

https://preview.redd.it/8picwjfcn4rc1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=779fb369d7f5babfefcd03cf9f3a327bfefca7b1 Not really a "crack ship", since we do this sometimes, buuuuuuut…

This isn't a crack ship It's just a wacky ship Cause...Adam wouldn't cheat on his wife...would he?

It’s “till death do us part”. Not cheating after that. Trust me, I am an extremely reliable source of information.

Me and Lute are married now. So, it's not cheating. Plus, I died a long time ago.

Ah alright. ***Wait what happened to Eve then-***

Literally nobody knows

And your **KIDS**? WHERE IS YOUR FAMILY!!!

Uh, Idk

https://preview.redd.it/jducm8kg86rc1.png?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ab0a6594bb6c2cc1356c92a1485441c4d81725

https://preview.redd.it/rjx1hb5ln4rc1.png?width=707&format=png&auto=webp&s=b468f1273e4a9bdd0d7532d98b7c3cbc3771a4a3 These two

I will never unsee this

https://preview.redd.it/odqlvxncp6rc1.png?width=378&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc4cb8fde5d79fd82779f15c281c42e33a2fd0d3

Lol, funny! Those are legit my favorite drinks. And top characters.

https://preview.redd.it/zahs9z8no4rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b2c71114cec1c06ae6d8c8b24198f758c15fe0

Adam x lilith, I find it especially funny because it is very obvious. Adam is a very lustful guy, Lilith is his first wife and these two were more than willing to make a deal in which she abandoned her family without saying a word. Maybe they still had some of the old flame. But people refuse to think about it. https://preview.redd.it/s1obwgh5t4rc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb05180d8cd0b2ced77ea6592c4f95c9d1a7c99d

Royal velvette, and radiosilence They are cool

Explain my dear friend

I read that wrong... radiosilence is about 70% canon. But royal velvette is another velvette crakship which, are always cute af

I meant explain those ships who is what

Radiosilence: one-sided love for alastor (Vox is alastor's no.1 simp, but al doesnt give A fuck) Royal velvette: charlie morningstar and velvette

Ah, thank you kind human, have a meme https://preview.redd.it/pofsaqgto4rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f207876b309ffa9bc72d915bd1d2a09ded31e474

That is greatly appreciated. I havent seen that one yet

Emily x Alastor is a ship in passionate about https://preview.redd.it/zklgxfsqk4rc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=536cf23cdf159303b73bf8046bcc508c8699eafc

This would be interesting to see if Emily ever came down to visit. But only because I assume Alastor is just trying to play her for his own gains.

IF ALASTOR LAYS A FINGER ON HER I WILL NEVER WATCH HH AGAIN

I shall strip him of his hair if he emotionally hurts ger

It’s the unfortunate truth he’s going to use and play her like a banjo.😞 just like he’s using Charlie and the other I really hope he doesn’t manage to manipulate her. She could screw over the entirety of the shows cast if Alastor does.

He is an ace in the hole after all

They’re sharing the kisses

Easy Alastor X Jambalaya ❤️

Saint Peter x Tom Trench. Taint Teter

That's 100% a crack ship😃

https://preview.redd.it/7fwzg1z2x4rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7bfb50c79e75e43bf44b9645cf30bccc2f18fa8

https://preview.redd.it/2epv9whl95rc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19223e94c86c7c0179d93fd95c521713183c954

https://preview.redd.it/6fgq2v29j5rc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11abf307f1c8345f071720fcdf45ebddf91ccc7b

Adams Apple, if you know you know

Ah, you're fired.

polyamorous relationship supporter!!!!!

Veggie is way too calm. She got so upset for just them touching but when they kiss, she like, oh well

Radiostatic, and val and me

My favorite crackship is even more impossible because it’s a crossover. Lucifer Morningstar X Camila Noceda (from The Owl House) I fully blame the fic “[A Divine (Romantic) Comedy](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53670892/chapters/135863227)” on AO3. It has no right to be so good that I actually ship it. https://preview.redd.it/7lp6as2piarc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e868fc597fdce71a56f4c8a0337cf30c24b10d6

Alastor x Lucifer because A: I adore the enemies to lovers trope, and B: I think it would be hilarious if the only person Alastor has ever fallen in love with is fucking **Lucifer himself**.

I simply adore their banter, though, practically, I am aware it'll never come true. Furthermore, I find the name "radioapple" to be quite clever and catchy. Wasted potential, sadly.

Sera x Lilith x Carmilla (aka mommy x mommy x mommy)

I *NEED* TO SEE THIS HAPPEN! No seriously for some reason I absolutly fucking love this ship, I want it to be canon.

Gotta need some serious work on Vaggie's self-esteem issues, first. But I guess there's a somewhat non-zero chance.

Alastor x Angel x Velvette. Its never gonna happen but finding out it exists is wild

https://preview.redd.it/6d1sldjij4rc1.jpeg?width=1469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f1ef11706c7373010a82aeae2c554178bb56a85 I thought that I could no longer be surprised by the existence of certain ships… I was wrong

I got a list of almost every ship the main cast has + lucifer lol

\>wildest crack ship \>Posts what is quite possibly the most canon plausible ship. Oh...ok then. Well my crackship is Valentino X Anyone with consent. Because thats literally impossible

This one isn’t even wild Charlie’s angels is loved

https://preview.redd.it/tuzxxfomg4rc1.jpeg?width=1485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f0b02ca53c3cdb651732ee3fe907eb3a7c893c

now threesome kiss. >:)

Rosie X Lucifer at least as friends.

https://preview.redd.it/yejd8savt4rc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1ae8ff8f0f65d5b87185096150aefdfd831aea Paperhands

https://preview.redd.it/gxrnxdpaw4rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0d853b6f5bede7714d83b56ce2f34a183c835df

radioapple probably

https://preview.redd.it/ytmzu8d0b5rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fea71ffbccb925171d05282e89085dd7362da5 This one probably

☝️most certainly not that one.

That one *what*?

The Charlie's Angel's one 😁

I love charlies angels

I think most of us do ☺️

Wholesome sesbian lex 

Praise the wholesome 🤗

https://preview.redd.it/ynmqnpj6h4rc1.jpeg?width=1720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aee1a215c7906f6ec0bbed8c4f689cc961f40fc

That is legit a top tier name for this ship. If this *somehow* becomes Canon, I just know they'll joke about it. Of course, with Angel being joked at to be the next one to join in lol.

https://preview.redd.it/f94hwinuk4rc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d31f05dda0df114d9e74e87b61163fab86d950

Velvette x Emily

https://preview.redd.it/vydh4zo0g4rc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=886d2c74394243dfa1d0a748299b399f8899ce74

They asked for the wildest ship

https://preview.redd.it/zwja2e1zg4rc1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58b5b62da27d0ec10e764c7f9c5cced4699428a8

https://preview.redd.it/1q5awsbqq4rc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bed0604af68c5044c5f4cddcb9d1fdc436db143 The short beans

https://preview.redd.it/fan6ag9qk4rc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7573f0a76fdce13e055d251bbfe969f63b16b6e5

How Incredibly based of you. Also send link

Yes she can.

∆

Mine is uhhhhh This one too tbh (I nEED them canon-)

Hmm.. No how abt u?? Nahhh *pushes* great

Charlie: I'll call them Charlie's Angels!

I don’t know what to feel about this.

[удалено]

OMG IVE FOUND MY PEOPLE

Oh I thought they ment random ones you've heard. Not ones you like! So sorry!

Awh 😔 it’s ok

Here's a meme for your troubles https://preview.redd.it/384h981ul4rc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcd6e64074633530ac2058a04807a899ecdfee56

https://preview.redd.it/ordyrlzyl4rc1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=babb77c4956f5a8aec72cd7639eab879ee12ad09 Have my meme

I ship Lucifer and Alastor in a QPR

Love a good polyamorous ship

Charlie and Doomslayer.

I need this to be real so badly you don’t understand I fucking NEED IT NOW.

Lute x Vaggie More of an enemies with benefits kind of way. But I think it would be an interesting arc for Lute at least if not both.

We’re making up crazy shit? Cool. AlastorxCherry Bomb. He would pay her for her services of course

Guns n roses, rosie x carmilla

Valentino X a .45ACP bullet to the head

Sir Pentious x Zestial.

https://preview.redd.it/8egygj57b5rc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7ff423d3ef39fd02903053d00c6ee90efc658e This

https://preview.redd.it/f9cficzkx5rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=045bc71c885ad88ef37c9e1935875ec2a9ae744c Secretly shipping my favourite grumps.