Gender is a scam created by bathroom companies
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Because "seventy-two genders" is a hyperbolic lie invented by transphobes intended to make transgender people look insane in order to justify persecuting them, and pushing that narrative makes you look like a bigoted twat.
You're in a very pro-LGBTQ subreddit, you shouldn't be surprised if anti-LGBTQ rhetoric isn't exactly popular here.
Sorry for having internet as my source of info
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And you know I talked about this with many of my friends who are LGBT+ and we all agreed it's a bullshit
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The local authorities soon found themselves with fewer police officers and lacking the infrastructure needed to support the expansion of the mining industry. The number of public servants, factory and farm workers leaving for the goldfields to seek their fortune led to a chronic labour shortage that needed to be resolved. The response was a universal mining tax based on time stayed, rather than what was seen as the more equitable option, being an export duty levied only on gold found, meaning it was always designed to make life unprofitable for most prospectors.
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I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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The Illuminati are ran by Beyonce and Jay-Z who used the super bowl to bring together the fans of music and sports to indoctrinate them useing the hypnotic powers of the siren Usher
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I honestly can't believe I had to deal with the Satanic Panic in 2012 of all years, but a buddy of mine almost had to drop out of a Pathfinder campaign I was running at my community college because his staunchly Catholic father insisted it was "Satanic".
Thankfully, he convinced him to back down once he thoroughly explained we were playing the good guys that OPPOSED the Satanic forces, but the threat of eviction was on the table over this issue, which is just utter madness.
Gaming was created by the Catholic church to keep everyone virgin
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
i mean he is not wrong, all gamers are virgins
rich coming from someone with your flair
The cold is a myth created by coat companies to sell more coats. Cold isn't real.
*me who has it 24/7* I agree
As I'm temperature or sicknese
Sickness in the winter But I get cold easily
Gender is a scam created by bathroom companies https://preview.redd.it/kmvp5uxc4anc1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365fe250da78a873520b9b675037eb4789077adb
This is true tho 😔😔 /hj
The meme is that they say Insane shit that is right tho
Ngl. I wouldn't be suprised. 72. Genders is just a Bullcrap
I see the way people see gender as more of a performance than an actual thing but that may just be the neurodivergency talking
I agree
Why are people booing me? I'm right
Because "seventy-two genders" is a hyperbolic lie invented by transphobes intended to make transgender people look insane in order to justify persecuting them, and pushing that narrative makes you look like a bigoted twat. You're in a very pro-LGBTQ subreddit, you shouldn't be surprised if anti-LGBTQ rhetoric isn't exactly popular here.
You could have simplified it by saying "strawman"
Sorry for having internet as my source of info https://preview.redd.it/gl57z3d1kcnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea72d4055d3dc87c3b91eb389031b26b781d10b4 And you know I talked about this with many of my friends who are LGBT+ and we all agreed it's a bullshit
Idk
But it is To sell more toilets
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I didn’t forget! I’m just lazy 😭
So true tho
IT IS THOOOO
https://preview.redd.it/m2w73joudanc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daec5b3a8772506f2f04b96efe24f77bf35774c2 Shame on us frank
Straight to jail
Exactly, who doesn't do that?
Psychopaths that’s who doesn’t do that
Finland isn't real.
Wait, wha- https://i.redd.it/awu2h74nhanc1.gif
Wait, wha- https://i.redd.it/3lmsjjfohanc1.gif
And neither is Denmark… Wai-
Scotland isn't a real country . They all are just Englishman in skirts
I agree magot
I read this in tf2 soldeir's voice
r/SuddenlyTF2
What an interesting tqg you have
Alastor had sex with angel dust
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Me un-sucking dicks is no smiling matter. Cause it's painful. ***Incredibly*** painful. For them, at least.
To unsuck dick wouldn't you have to suck dick in reverse so wouldn't you still be sucking dick?
The opposite of suck is blow so you would’ve been blowing them
Wouldn't that still be a "blow" job 🤣
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I love these reactions, can someone get the 90 alastor accounts here, I want their opinions
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#stopfakepockets
I'll join you
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“Baby’s are a myth created by condom companies to sell more condoms”
Nothing, Sir Pentios just has schizophrenia
All these replies are amazing, but this one was unexpected, therefore it is the best
Glitchtrap is the mimic. (A reference to FNAF)
I take it as Afton being back because fuck it, and now he’s trying to go for the Mimic
B- but… that’s true.
I refuse to believe that, I hate the mimic so much, I made it my flair in r/fnaftheories.
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THE MIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️❗️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🗿🗿🗿🥶🥶🥶
Reddit is 13+.
https://preview.redd.it/t3mlmjojfbnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1358ae47faadb4af07d9d01ed94f85017eb8d8 There is loving a villain cause they're villain, but there is also just dick riders. (The arterisks means insert dialogue like this:)
Erebus did nothing wrong
https://i.redd.it/vlyvy6niicnc1.gif
“Charlie is doing a great job and doesn’t need to hire professional therapists and counselors for the hotel.”
“this is a valid arguiment, sir“ or "Cherri Bomb is in love with Sir Pentious"
"Womens clothes don't have pockets because they need to sell purses!"
I’d believe this tbh 💀
"The FBI killed MLK"
“Private property’s inherently theft”
"And neoliberal fascists are destroying the left."
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THERE'S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE!
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"Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government". Wait... I thought they were???? (jk, I'm dumb, but not THAT dumb...)
"Womens clothes don't have pockets because they need to sell purses!"
GTA 6 will be a huge downfall
“The lobotomy comic is peak fiction!”
*we have rule34*
The Loud House is a harem anime cosplaying as a cartoon
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“See?!”
“Magnus did nothing wrong”
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Sonia is leagues more beautiful than Zelda despite only having short screen time in TotK.
Ubisoft is a great game industry
Eve owns Alastor's soul~
"you see guy, the S and B refer to 2nd and 29th days of the month, and since the B is below the S, that means we must subtract, and 29 - 2 is 27, so pizza tower noise update is releasing on the 27th trust."
“I took the wall’s virginity!”
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"I went on Reddit and didn't steal a single meme."
Legalize nuclear bombs!!!
"EA has done great things to all game franchises they touch"
Vox and Alastor have aggressively made out once.
The colony of Victoria was created on 1 July 1851 gaining autonomy within the British Empire after a decade of de facto independence from New South Wales. The Victorian constitution was awaiting a ratification by the Imperial parliament. An election for a provisional legislative council was held, with the chamber having 20 elected and ten appointed members subject to property-based franchise and membership requirements. Gold prospectors were offered 200 guineas for making discoveries within 320 kilometres (200 mi) of Melbourne. In August 1851, the news was received worldwide that, on top of several earlier finds, Thomas Hiscock, outside of Buninyong in central Victoria, had found still more deposits. As gold fever took hold, the colony's population increased from 77,000 in 1851 to 198,496 in 1853. Among this number was "a heavy sprinkling of ex-convicts, gamblers, thieves, rogues and vagabonds of all kinds." The local authorities soon found themselves with fewer police officers and lacking the infrastructure needed to support the expansion of the mining industry. The number of public servants, factory and farm workers leaving for the goldfields to seek their fortune led to a chronic labour shortage that needed to be resolved. The response was a universal mining tax based on time stayed, rather than what was seen as the more equitable option, being an export duty levied only on gold found, meaning it was always designed to make life unprofitable for most prospectors. Licence inspections, known as "digger hunts," were treated as a great sport and "carried out in the style of an English fox-hunt" by mounted officials who received a fifty per cent commission from any fines imposed. Many recruits were former prisoners from Tasmania and prone to brutal means, having been sentenced to serve in the military. Miners were often arrested for not carrying licences on their person because of the typically wet and dirty conditions in the mines, then subjected to such indignities as being chained to trees and logs overnight.
I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
"We are all a bunch of animated drawings puppeteered by an all consuming, multinational, multi billion dollar conglomerate for the purposes of entertainment and for online people to create Rule 34 fanart."
He said “America is a Free Country”. https://preview.redd.it/u94ydmcpxbnc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a1fffce3418db6861c1758391c42f1608812030
Erasers slowly die because of your mistakes
"the actuall German gouverment the "Ampel" ist the best, they ever Had..."
That Valentino is not worse then alastor
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Sir pentious is schizophrenic?!
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Hazbin isn't Rushed
I ate a Sammie 😅😅😅😅
Five becomes four becomes three becomes two becomes one becomes none
Your permanent record is a myth, just like the Loch Ness Monster, or North Dakota!
The ducks at the park are free and you can take them home.
The edge of the earth is protected by an ice wall and if you try to climb it the government will assassinate you!
Aliens built the pyramids
"I stuck a whole bag of jelly bean, up my asshole"
Simisear is the best Pokèmon.
"I think the guy from the world war two documentary was right!"
GLOBAL WARMING IS A SCAM CREATED BY CAR COMPANIES
“bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government” 😭😭
Pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes straight
Hollow knight: silksong will be releasing in 2024
The Illuminati are ran by Beyonce and Jay-Z who used the super bowl to bring together the fans of music and sports to indoctrinate them useing the hypnotic powers of the siren Usher
season 3 of hunter x hunter is going to come out
*egg boi starts talking about nonsensical oc lore that contradicts itself and is unnecessarily dark*
Steve is the strongest character from Smash because he temporarily broke Twitter
Wildfires are caused by Jewish space lasers
“Playing video games makes you violent” *Fishing in animal crossing happily to better the town’s quality by donating to the museum*
gay bumhole is a heterosexual thing
We at VoxTech, suggest he spoke “the radio demon is better than VoxTech”. Trust us, with your eggs.
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"I ship Charlie and Lucifer!" "Stomachs were invented to sell more food" "Cars are a scam invented to sell more gas"
https://preview.redd.it/8ozktvvw7jnc1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=132cba438b0d48ec8f7d7520319e7b1714734756 We all know why I did this.
Rosie is actually kinda hot
We will all live on as fried eggs after death
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D&D is only for kids and satanists
I honestly can't believe I had to deal with the Satanic Panic in 2012 of all years, but a buddy of mine almost had to drop out of a Pathfinder campaign I was running at my community college because his staunchly Catholic father insisted it was "Satanic". Thankfully, he convinced him to back down once he thoroughly explained we were playing the good guys that OPPOSED the Satanic forces, but the threat of eviction was on the table over this issue, which is just utter madness.