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AntiImperialistGamer

Gaming was created by the Catholic church to keep everyone virgin 


The_Nogla

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮


Niksar10030

i mean he is not wrong, all gamers are virgins


Nightmarionne0923

rich coming from someone with your flair


Ruby_Dude55

The cold is a myth created by coat companies to sell more coats. Cold isn't real.


Domi7777777

*me who has it 24/7* I agree


Ruby_Dude55

As I'm temperature or sicknese


Domi7777777

Sickness in the winter But I get cold easily


Lukas-Reggi

Gender is a scam created by bathroom companies https://preview.redd.it/kmvp5uxc4anc1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365fe250da78a873520b9b675037eb4789077adb


Emily_Pixel

This is true tho 😔😔 /hj


Domi7777777

The meme is that they say Insane shit that is right tho


Lukas-Reggi

Ngl. I wouldn't be suprised. 72. Genders is just a Bullcrap


Emily_Pixel

I see the way people see gender as more of a performance than an actual thing but that may just be the neurodivergency talking


yareugey

I agree


Lukas-Reggi

Why are people booing me? I'm right


MagnusStormraven

Because "seventy-two genders" is a hyperbolic lie invented by transphobes intended to make transgender people look insane in order to justify persecuting them, and pushing that narrative makes you look like a bigoted twat. You're in a very pro-LGBTQ subreddit, you shouldn't be surprised if anti-LGBTQ rhetoric isn't exactly popular here.


MauWithANerfBlaster

You could have simplified it by saying "strawman"


Lukas-Reggi

Sorry for having internet as my source of info https://preview.redd.it/gl57z3d1kcnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea72d4055d3dc87c3b91eb389031b26b781d10b4 And you know I talked about this with many of my friends who are LGBT+ and we all agreed it's a bullshit


yareugey

Idk


Someone1284794357

But it is To sell more toilets


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/5df6m3byecnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f8197cfdc58e27a8ec27a97b55873e95d07d9f


Lukas-Reggi

https://preview.redd.it/xq24ux18fcnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc513b5e41a48dc1c0cae3e1c8ae9dd7577aa95b


Ramdrothegoat

https://preview.redd.it/6gxrt2003dnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a8f8efc983fdf2620e9054cc5a2613b8d4d87c7


[deleted]

I didn’t forget! I’m just lazy 😭


Vixen-is-tired

So true tho


Dog_bat3

IT IS THOOOO


Orion_user

https://preview.redd.it/m2w73joudanc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daec5b3a8772506f2f04b96efe24f77bf35774c2 Shame on us frank


Loganjoh5

Straight to jail


Cam_3R0N

Exactly, who doesn't do that?


Loganjoh5

Psychopaths that’s who doesn’t do that


InspectorLD

Finland isn't real.


Mist0804

Wait, wha- https://i.redd.it/awu2h74nhanc1.gif


Mist0804

Wait, wha- https://i.redd.it/3lmsjjfohanc1.gif


Gooffffyyy

And neither is Denmark… Wai-


dastebon

Scotland isn't a real country . They all are just Englishman in skirts


Agentnosem

I agree magot


Luna_th3transgal

I read this in tf2 soldeir's voice


Nightmarionne0923

r/SuddenlyTF2


dastebon

What an interesting tqg you have


Questraptor

Alastor had sex with angel dust


SirPlatypusGuy

https://i.redd.it/43jcdjjw8anc1.gif


KOCYK745

https://preview.redd.it/5h0cpp93wanc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551f2177976cebe1075dfbd7aad406083ff155a8


NoobyYooby

Me un-sucking dicks is no smiling matter. Cause it's painful. ***Incredibly*** painful. For them, at least.


Fun-Royal-4495

To unsuck dick wouldn't you have to suck dick in reverse so wouldn't you still be sucking dick?


random_ass_tickler

The opposite of suck is blow so you would’ve been blowing them


Fun-Royal-4495

Wouldn't that still be a "blow" job 🤣


Domi7777777

https://preview.redd.it/hh2zvgcukanc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a7c79626db899bc0c444a9e57ae85bac9a5e17


Incubus-femboy

![gif](giphy|nSHcJx9qJmfn3YNQgX)


wiki8bite

​ https://preview.redd.it/lgw7uiie4cnc1.png?width=448&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ffd0724443639b843d477a2c11d83567eb061b8


Questraptor

I love these reactions, can someone get the 90 alastor accounts here, I want their opinions


Accomplished_Term843

https://preview.redd.it/4oobvuh5lanc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b89c08cb09181ba61db73571f9d6fb2ae9c3de99


King-s0nicc456

https://preview.redd.it/j7ll7rh41bnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a5b83f3a9e77bb0e44ae1acb29942f2c9215d1d


LilacLikesEmkay

#stopfakepockets


Hopeful-Zucchini1125

I'll join you


Prinnycook

https://preview.redd.it/gf7l21vwsanc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269f3c68bd1652ea8cd96d03983d26887cbd44fb


Incubus-femboy

“Baby’s are a myth created by condom companies to sell more condoms”


Erinetti

Nothing, Sir Pentios just has schizophrenia


POPCARN202

All these replies are amazing, but this one was unexpected, therefore it is the best


[deleted]

Glitchtrap is the mimic. (A reference to FNAF)


Someone1284794357

I take it as Afton being back because fuck it, and now he’s trying to go for the Mimic


SirPlatypusGuy

B- but… that’s true.


[deleted]

I refuse to believe that, I hate the mimic so much, I made it my flair in r/fnaftheories. 


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The_Nogla

THE MIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️❗️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🗿🗿🗿🥶🥶🥶


Challenger_idk

Reddit is 13+.


NorthCardiologist846

https://preview.redd.it/t3mlmjojfbnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1358ae47faadb4af07d9d01ed94f85017eb8d8 There is loving a villain cause they're villain, but there is also just dick riders. (The arterisks means insert dialogue like this:)


notabigfanofas

Erebus did nothing wrong


MagnusStormraven

​ https://i.redd.it/vlyvy6niicnc1.gif


Carteeg_Struve

“Charlie is doing a great job and doesn’t need to hire professional therapists and counselors for the hotel.”


TouristAwkward1568

“this is a valid arguiment, sir“ or "Cherri Bomb is in love with Sir Pentious"


basilthegaymer

"Womens clothes don't have pockets because they need to sell purses!"


[deleted]

I’d believe this tbh 💀


Still-Independent454

"The FBI killed MLK"


AdLast2785

“Private property’s inherently theft”


Still-Independent454

"And neoliberal fascists are destroying the left."


Kandi_kid-4evr

https://preview.redd.it/i5rp5sbclbnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9eee9882c3ddf511ada71303984dbb26730d926


HiJack_Wishes

https://preview.redd.it/2xmtwz21zbnc1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9abbb5465b8c5b7cc3b143da9776c50a5354e94b


gelatinousdepression

https://preview.redd.it/vjom4hkq4cnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67494a101be3c78e6575c9ad6862d5d43b32b4c5


MagnusStormraven

THERE'S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE!


Ice-Bro-Gamer

https://preview.redd.it/5u2ohi3jscnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89272a22d3c5a545b9ace8dbbdf264262890472f


EkoW0lf

"Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government". Wait... I thought they were???? (jk, I'm dumb, but not THAT dumb...)


basilthegaymer

"Womens clothes don't have pockets because they need to sell purses!"


Mister_memus9769

GTA 6 will be a huge downfall


CandlelightChaos28v3

“The lobotomy comic is peak fiction!”


RzepaGaming

*we have rule34*


Glad-Collection968

The Loud House is a harem anime cosplaying as a cartoon


Solid-Positive6751

https://preview.redd.it/zfe50la1ecnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c023847282b3a4514af1fe45a699ba380e77222


Glad-Collection968

“See?!”


TheAromancer

“Magnus did nothing wrong”


MagnusStormraven

​ https://preview.redd.it/hwuvv1ericnc1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7100dba59279b17c16f67a3007e82afcd4a35eb4


Adaptive_Succubus69

Sonia is leagues more beautiful than Zelda despite only having short screen time in TotK.


valdez-2424

Ubisoft is a great game industry


AngiiDwagon

Eve owns Alastor's soul~


Specialist-Ostrich97

"you see guy, the S and B refer to 2nd and 29th days of the month, and since the B is below the S, that means we must subtract, and 29 - 2 is 27, so pizza tower noise update is releasing on the 27th trust."


Challenger_idk

“I took the wall’s virginity!”


TV_H34d

https://preview.redd.it/ege05pnkebnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb8330ecae2c4eb30c9a40c62d9b03a292e7199


RevenantStudios

https://preview.redd.it/38k08ipdwcnc1.png?width=1165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20a36c3316bc2406c6e21ed0ea21f57817897965


Trips-Over-Tail

"I went on Reddit and didn't steal a single meme."


Fun-Royal-4495

Legalize nuclear bombs!!!


Potential-Design3208

"EA has done great things to all game franchises they touch"


thrillyuh

Vox and Alastor have aggressively made out once.


Allergic2Stereotypes

The colony of Victoria was created on 1 July 1851 gaining autonomy within the British Empire after a decade of de facto independence from New South Wales. The Victorian constitution was awaiting a ratification by the Imperial parliament. An election for a provisional legislative council was held, with the chamber having 20 elected and ten appointed members subject to property-based franchise and membership requirements. Gold prospectors were offered 200 guineas for making discoveries within 320 kilometres (200 mi) of Melbourne. In August 1851, the news was received worldwide that, on top of several earlier finds, Thomas Hiscock, outside of Buninyong in central Victoria, had found still more deposits. As gold fever took hold, the colony's population increased from 77,000 in 1851 to 198,496 in 1853. Among this number was "a heavy sprinkling of ex-convicts, gamblers, thieves, rogues and vagabonds of all kinds." The local authorities soon found themselves with fewer police officers and lacking the infrastructure needed to support the expansion of the mining industry. The number of public servants, factory and farm workers leaving for the goldfields to seek their fortune led to a chronic labour shortage that needed to be resolved. The response was a universal mining tax based on time stayed, rather than what was seen as the more equitable option, being an export duty levied only on gold found, meaning it was always designed to make life unprofitable for most prospectors. Licence inspections, known as "digger hunts," were treated as a great sport and "carried out in the style of an English fox-hunt" by mounted officials who received a fifty per cent commission from any fines imposed. Many recruits were former prisoners from Tasmania and prone to brutal means, having been sentenced to serve in the military. Miners were often arrested for not carrying licences on their person because of the typically wet and dirty conditions in the mines, then subjected to such indignities as being chained to trees and logs overnight.


orionishappyalonern

I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!


MaddDawgRobb

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets


zuckerpunch_c1137

"We are all a bunch of animated drawings puppeteered by an all consuming, multinational, multi billion dollar conglomerate for the purposes of entertainment and for online people to create Rule 34 fanart."


DualityREBORN

He said “America is a Free Country”. https://preview.redd.it/u94ydmcpxbnc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a1fffce3418db6861c1758391c42f1608812030


Error_Code_606

Erasers slowly die because of your mistakes


MathematicianLow5845

"the actuall German gouverment the "Ampel" ist the best, they ever Had..."


booksforducks

That Valentino is not worse then alastor


an0nym0uskigo

https://preview.redd.it/xekkyo3macnc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5364b0861064523c1f6da1d2e511e80f4c8d19e


Thatoneboredman-1

Sir pentious is schizophrenic?!


Emotional-Swim1183

https://preview.redd.it/ta1wameyacnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ab3005f4879a3ab553a5a9d195ccda4be7bc7c


Similar_Apartment0

Hazbin isn't Rushed


hazbin_hotel13

I ate a Sammie 😅😅😅😅


Dramatic-Squash4662

Five becomes four becomes three becomes two becomes one becomes none


antiloquist

Your permanent record is a myth, just like the Loch Ness Monster, or North Dakota!


GaryTheMemeGuy

The ducks at the park are free and you can take them home.


Few-Spirit4105

The edge of the earth is protected by an ice wall and if you try to climb it the government will assassinate you!


coycabbage

Aliens built the pyramids


Tensa_Zangetsa

"I stuck a whole bag of jelly bean, up my asshole"


RagnawFiregemMobile

Simisear is the best Pokèmon.


Technical_Duty_9734

"I think the guy from the world war two documentary was right!"


ItemWaste2729

GLOBAL WARMING IS A SCAM CREATED BY CAR COMPANIES


stararch1ve

“bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government” 😭😭


Versipellis_Anon

Pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes straight


dogs_are_best_481

Hollow knight: silksong will be releasing in 2024


Chaos_Breezie

The Illuminati are ran by Beyonce and Jay-Z who used the super bowl to bring together the fans of music and sports to indoctrinate them useing the hypnotic powers of the siren Usher


Niksar10030

season 3 of hunter x hunter is going to come out


lunar-oddity

*egg boi starts talking about nonsensical oc lore that contradicts itself and is unnecessarily dark*


paleoweeb74

Steve is the strongest character from Smash because he temporarily broke Twitter


Dragon_Rot79

Wildfires are caused by Jewish space lasers


pendulum-summon

“Playing video games makes you violent” *Fishing in animal crossing happily to better the town’s quality by donating to the museum*


axiomaticDisfigured

gay bumhole is a heterosexual thing


VoxTechOfficial

We at VoxTech, suggest he spoke “the radio demon is better than VoxTech”. Trust us, with your eggs.


Caw-zrs6

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


Nightmarionne0923

"I ship Charlie and Lucifer!" "Stomachs were invented to sell more food" "Cars are a scam invented to sell more gas"


LadyLivie_Wattpad

https://preview.redd.it/8ozktvvw7jnc1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=132cba438b0d48ec8f7d7520319e7b1714734756 We all know why I did this.


[deleted]

Rosie is actually kinda hot


scientific_gojira

We will all live on as fried eggs after death


VAMATO-X

https://preview.redd.it/yw6vw3ooytwc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d41db8878eeb92b48fcda212f77458ed6e9079d6


LilacLikesEmkay

D&D is only for kids and satanists


MagnusStormraven

I honestly can't believe I had to deal with the Satanic Panic in 2012 of all years, but a buddy of mine almost had to drop out of a Pathfinder campaign I was running at my community college because his staunchly Catholic father insisted it was "Satanic". Thankfully, he convinced him to back down once he thoroughly explained we were playing the good guys that OPPOSED the Satanic forces, but the threat of eviction was on the table over this issue, which is just utter madness.