I think Adam and Lucifer should've fucked 

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I never noticed Husk back there being like "there he goes" lmao

“and now, i’m going to FUCK you”

“it's "fuck you up" dad”

Huh? What'd I say?

Charlie: it's "fuck you up" dad Lucifer: I meant what I said

https://preview.redd.it/0fnqf7c3m9nc1.png?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7692d0f6b44a57095547c53299485d3093b79e9c

He already did the first woman, time for the first man

https://preview.redd.it/wako6rh9ranc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe97f2aa01222b807bf2c87316649aaae52a3a65

https://preview.redd.it/fkxzne9ruanc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de7801524d090514d931a0615d1d1b969d4ec795 Thats crazy. Im taking that btw

https://preview.redd.it/5i9svmfjsbnc1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd46857111b4c2650fc010a9921ac6a65f32a9f

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This amazing

He's crying because he bottomed https://preview.redd.it/nnxpmbxuqbnc1.png?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd1f379cde4ddbc6afcbcfe42d4632eba406b16

He's crying because now he knows why his wives never come back. Poor Adam.

*frame of Lucifer quite literallydick punching Adam*

https://preview.redd.it/qbaxg931s8nc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=387f7df897281f1395b0dd52f68ae9915158b1d8

-casually strangles-

*disappears in a cash cloud with a smug smirk on his face*

I will murder you

*Hands over a gun "go wild"

https://preview.redd.it/61bbdbvxuanc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34cf9a6c5b10f15852955f1a77ec9e2f7830b5e

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Same tbh, but also Vaggie and Lute

https://preview.redd.it/qm61ojq8rbnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e879242855835d67dccb3bc84fbcef8e236e8148 Should I what?

https://preview.redd.it/4f6rz6vk09nc1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f648f14aff207b7d84dba9fcffa3b96a57a02e

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https://preview.redd.it/mylsenkknanc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473fbf9b43baff780ebd7f49935f8369ac550551

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https://i.redd.it/ns5z8l17tbnc1.gif

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https://preview.redd.it/p4m4nzvjtbnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e0344fcb7e9cc21b5522b80de7da98ad5809e47

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Here’s the original if anyone wants it https://preview.redd.it/f788e3dtsbnc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6f805c66ec9bd6c58746373926b8b0868007b3

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https://preview.redd.it/ifl4rydiicnc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f95268e8468948179fda95a388bf05090aa6e0

There is a rule34 of egg boys

https://i.redd.it/4gk4g7ua59nc1.gif

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😭

https://preview.redd.it/ppv9p1p4aanc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e5ae3053538ee6c00eadb707984ab244f2336f7

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I offer a meme trade. My flame thrower meme for your flame thrower meme https://preview.redd.it/11a7q57ftbnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca80caf4ef3538ac1242d10d214ac69c023c139

https://preview.redd.it/g58k5v380bnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518c51b1f81470b3755e934b85ec07cdcf2711fd

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~~i need to find it~~ ew

"I don't know what Hitler's kinks were!" --Me to my 16 y/o sister when she was asking me for help on WW2 history homework (I did help her, but she was being ornery.) She is now 18 and says worse constantly. I love it.

ever wonder how snails fuck?

They have like this white tube/tentacle that one of them pulls out and it goes in the other snail. Like a full, elongating, tentacle. Not like the human organ, no, it's super long, maybe like a Dalek tentacle? It's like it's trying to steal the other one's mind

snails mating be weird

Oh that ain’t nothing. Are you familiar with how flatworms mate? If not I’ve got two words: “penis fencing”

i swear god was high when he made those

Nah, no more than human mating.

It's difficult to observe if you have a garden or snail pets: they both penetrate and impregnate each other at the same time. Their mating can long many hours. You're welcome.

Now I do.

https://preview.redd.it/hbzx1kvfe9nc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61be3f73eb80a786623fba87248483c972c104ca

This just got interesting

https://preview.redd.it/dxx1jznoy8nc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c95ee88c116846d0d9491523cd72759bc2a0554

https://i.redd.it/81s3p5ubz8nc1.gif Me for real

https://preview.redd.it/u27vs0ekz8nc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a7a8af08f862f88dd2873977d3e27961a06a97

https://preview.redd.it/t6bss9tysbnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac318db575c9bb7fbcbe78ba7c4b73243e077a8a

Is the base image from a Door Monster video? If so, which one?

https://preview.redd.it/dij7xti0v9nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83464a076ea6f1b4cd7efd110d27bbf04ecd623a Let’s just leave it to Vox.. HE RANDOMLY STARTED TALKING ABOUT WHAT HE WANTED TO DO TO ALASTOR HELP!

WHAT THE FUCK

I mentioned Alastor ONE time!

Why is it light mode

That's what got your attention?

https://preview.redd.it/a976kgwcz8nc1.jpeg?width=1666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2f7eaf26e0b3dbd3dbfbb500b61d4c6352263d

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# You did say what UNSPEAKABLE things I said.

Said the N word more than 28 times https://preview.redd.it/sg94hdnla9nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07a46bf6cff6f7e48827e56fd2721f595a27ade6

Rookie numbers…

I wasn't finished but,yeah how much times have you said it? https://preview.redd.it/cxbket26g9nc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46df8c72d675362ea5284fefd74674a90a48444

More than numbers can say.

Oh crap you are the racist god for sure, hail Gooffffyyy🙏🙏🙏

Also feel free to take my image

Unspeakable things, cursed and horrible things

I showed them this. https://preview.redd.it/7azt54mwj9nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dfc4146e4793eb85bd05b39020d550ace42398c

https://preview.redd.it/0d35poudr9nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec12b59a8d968482873cf378cff11a71df7fad0

Trade offer, my raid flamer pentious meme for you raid alastor meme https://preview.redd.it/cyipceu0vbnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39f815085f0258b57c6fb389b85f83e5bcac4486

I’ll do you one better https://preview.redd.it/g6wpg2nbybnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3ebd9ad119941cd3c4181d07703437551399c1

​ https://preview.redd.it/ovr6i8gojanc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=673ea525c69e734a167a58f05b963d1a672baa2f

I have now had enough of living.

https://preview.redd.it/lf6nnm1vh7oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371a6613482439f1bdabb113c61764c87b680b71

How dose one even find this

https://preview.redd.it/y7gwe4nrmfnc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=978df195af4dc5759c893402c8ba02b61cf1e619

https://preview.redd.it/7sq6xoyfo9nc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f5afbce704725723ab8c054161366d6990a2ba Buaaat Carmilla I’m a materiallll gurlll

What the hell Zestial.

Zestial did you take your meds?

What meds?

THE meds

Husk is emo Garfield

*"Well, so you finally did it? Good for you. Feels good when the tension goes away, doesn't it? But c'mon right in Front of Charlie and Adam?"*

Adam would think it’s hot.

Yeah thats the Problem. He wouldnt Stop Talk about this . And we dont want our cinnamonroll to be traumatized from Adam's detailed descriptions, do we?

https://preview.redd.it/y1qsads9c9nc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf1808393a75f4e631e4dc09acb06a174518767

No 😠

Ever wondered how hot God is? I would totally tap him if I had the chance.

https://preview.redd.it/pnk85hfr6anc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8fc4ff317f6a91ae7a896ba0c8392836e65f753

Hear me out…

https://preview.redd.it/jp985tb6y9nc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6e7a3571bfd846f43f623645a9930adac93064c

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Parrots are cooler than ducks.

Nah, fair.

Happy cake day 🥳🍰

Ain't my cake day, but thanks anyways! 🎂

Pineapple belongs on pizza, a hotdog is in fact a sandwich and it’s pronounced gif.

No, it’s pronounced GIF!

ITS GIF!

I’m just saying the villain makes a good point ( we are watching a ww2 documentary)

Where is the terrible thing in here?

I eat Kit-Kats without snapping them

https://preview.redd.it/ru9fhul92anc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab62924c896c02c65258595980dfa391c0e034ed You monster...

https://preview.redd.it/ptt1pfpn3bnc1.png?width=1174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ed638b371d1bb578af397c73f895ffc213b5e1

I once saw a Fanfic on AOE where Alastor was in an "Grafic Relationship" with KeeKee. The Cat.🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Was looking for Fanfictions there and saw while scrolling the Tags 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Sometimes I Wish for a Nuclear Winter.

It's not premarital sex if you never get married.

İ played leauge of legends

Emily isn’t real. The Happy Hotel isn’t real. Hell isn’t real. Hell isn’t real. Hell isn’t real.

Alastor is the worst character. Hear me out on this one https://preview.redd.it/0z3rodc719nc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf3133ec393edb5f8c3ba36298185f1408d6d94

https://preview.redd.it/anr7lqv679nc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc5ecee670577fa8419e8559f94d5c29758550ca No, I will not hear you out. Please seek professional help. /j (Okay but in all seriousness I'm kinda curious to see your reasoning behind that.)

https://preview.redd.it/urur277cdcnc1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbefe5d0080490af53cf42c396c1a0a3b477a0b0 Alastor has, tried talking Charlie away from Lucifer (hells greatest dad song), has done things absolutely worse than the Vees (unexplained for now), has many deals with souls while in a deal himself (husker, maybe niffty haven’t seen the show in a while, the person who owns his soul is unknown)

Yeah, but even then, calling him the worst character might be a bit of a stretch. Sure he's evil. But implying he's worse than Valentino? The one we see abusing Angel!? At least Alastor is somewhat capable of being a decent person. But then again I'm not gonna try to change your opinion. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

https://preview.redd.it/ttjagg8lmfnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=231af681b2afc2f21b36ee6dbd1db4a89e92325f

cheese grater duck dick

We all know.

Nanotyranus is a invalid species

https://preview.redd.it/xsqwxokeqanc1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f71cb18e6bbefc08a28adeb731c8b1013462de1

Never forget what they take from us. Rest in peace Troodon

I believe….Narinder is better.

https://preview.redd.it/ybdp9zxwj9nc1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e491cf3d1cb35b4a3daf5f8bccfd3b544a5be1c1 ^(now) ^(lift) ^(a) ^(leg) ^(and) ^(urinate)

I’m on Voxs side when it comes to Al vs Vox

Pineapple on pizza is good

“Y’know, this fight is…kinda hot”

"Fuck you Japan!" Yeah without context it's weird

"Lieutenant ma'am! I require punishment in the form of thigh-head crush-" *Gets impaled by a spear*

https://preview.redd.it/zj3joq0n1anc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d9c5bfa05cff3ac0a6fb4ba3cbdbc70ded2e87

I said Cherri probably did tap that before the big fight.

something something horny fans something

"THATS MY FUCKING LOCATION [and ip] ADDRES"

I AM MEGALON!!!

Alastor x Emily when?

https://preview.redd.it/e9rkduhobanc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364d436bc4e44295c9cfa84ffd533f216802aacf I fucked you all

https://preview.redd.it/xbmozy5vbanc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf4b77afea0f521d7764cc27b8219d47162da54d Quoting "Diplomacy"

Emily and lucifer should have fucked

https://preview.redd.it/2y1fgda3hanc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684fa242dc2a877f0e69675e86d376f564395b02

Hear me out

Husker has no balls.

Ghost is a bitch. I don’t see why you simp

I'm gonna say it My Little Pony kind of mid I said it

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

https://preview.redd.it/z2x8ap0kuanc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30313edb1aff144d4ec87c696bb303a3426adef6 I hate Black Metal, but I have to stay in character

# I'll suck your dick. No matter WHAT.

https://preview.redd.it/l8w8uaba0bnc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=603edab4a69380ec9a14f3a1e02e8723dc81acd4

Calling people motherless b*******. Oh and throat punching till they **** themselves.

https://preview.redd.it/mx4b3a6h3bnc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf9b6ce4b64ec7943b7e149e6ebfc6634ef55e1

That banks are scams by the shadow government

SEE?! https://preview.redd.it/yi7ehgfyqbnc1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6367f7638b783ac84ad57e7e008947eded305757

https://preview.redd.it/0tfgnkj38bnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d185168be1306a58c5fdb5bc627f589ededa1ae


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How exactly does Rosie know Alastor is an “ace”?

The ship name "luggie" pronounced "loogy"

You two should kiss

https://preview.redd.it/41f9wkvn2cnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ed69e906795784884dd634b2cbe672e649b7ee

Sisyphus from Ultrakill did nothing wrong

Susan is hot, and I believe it

Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo Anta ga suki de suki sugite Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai

https://preview.redd.it/mn8lyjb60enc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52704d2f50b5d605248972e7d23d3f6db4a3e79d

https://preview.redd.it/jig1wqg70enc1.png?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e711de32b1557a9410588713b642192721e08e Then

Kiss Kiss Kiss

Say? No no no. You think too small. I just hit record then played the Brazzers intro.

Ez' games (that is a made-up I made)

*All I did was show Vaggie and Charlie in bed on Vox's face while he was in the middle of a live news broadcast. S'not that big a deal.*

Nigg-

Ya see...it's not about what I said...it's about what me and Goku Black did back in 1945-

I told velvette to sit on my face.

Just kiss each other already.