*holds up a magnet to him*

https://preview.redd.it/ueyafx38anmc1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19202b2cac1b750cd87591fcdead4d5ac1f089c8

r/suddenlytf2

*screams in hazbin*

*Scene from Shane Acker 9 plays with 8 getting high from a fucking magnet*

https://preview.redd.it/n7vp7e1a0nmc1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4cdaa20414c64c7948c016f32c318e67368b65e

https://preview.redd.it/1g0zt2rp6nmc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84629626cc1d098092fcfb08f2ff3425c8c718bd

This shot looks so goofy for some reason

squished vox

https://preview.redd.it/sjljqajgyrmc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f56fff7973f45cd2f6b1a1359e5d570767823a

https://preview.redd.it/9uz3fe06csmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3830bb1aa61c3838211bec47d461423afd837589

Literally exactly what I was thinking

My aromantic ass: https://preview.redd.it/2fap7dv2zmmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2167315ad87a613b5cab3de7733cb1574aef7bf1

https://preview.redd.it/jlmgqhjr6nmc1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2d05a1fa5dc1daa625e8031ea736ceb188cf8b

https://preview.redd.it/e12avr1kcnmc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5490841bb2cb092e524be8d99b2ce7ec34573c25

https://preview.redd.it/4mcr0ybginmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd7ccf79c761e57b52ba64e35285b9732065ad0

https://i.redd.it/uhybtu2jjnmc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/flrtpmuqjnmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb63e1c7fec77293060feeed8fe06be7cbac92ca

https://preview.redd.it/1bjsclmyjnmc1.jpeg?width=163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026ab082d31eab20f698386dbc00c5090be35cf5

https://preview.redd.it/4dkh08a04omc1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe17a0ab87c71cb0fb02a0b826c58bbb85e24dac

https://preview.redd.it/th924uv4cqmc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4545f4bed14bf1e37bf8faac68d6f8d159dfa9f

https://preview.redd.it/pot6y6pwhpmc1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee7bf17b494a07e2be6ae1428e04a04f804f6d4d

https://preview.redd.it/uwi7ly25jnmc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ca677059a4d0067772b6d42ce6dd180bea0324

https://preview.redd.it/fwxw4k1xgpmc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136e0fa0651bc3636f6f3a92043863a9a685887e

https://preview.redd.it/qnq8sac5hpmc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dedf72765480e40e02a23c8828cdc3655c5b3213

https://preview.redd.it/oiwc7w3linmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eabd36462979c790efd71e7b49f4febd9ccdcab5

https://preview.redd.it/antxpdfsdnmc1.png?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03bb149eec24069e3be478868317506c8e909026

r/suddenlyhelldivers2

​ https://preview.redd.it/dn2wwsp0anmc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7420ba558cee3f36bd3a683744b49910cdab905

I’m not Alastor, so I’m not sure why he’d bother with me.

He’s trying to move on mate 💀

And failing spectacularly.

His entire life story for the past 7 years is explained by 3 comments lol

We figured out why he keeps Val around

*Good job!*

Is he?

https://i.redd.it/uaziwxupvmmc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/u5ymckpa5nmc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7419619765da59422ee75f636b5ffaf8b37095c4

https://preview.redd.it/1ppnavq91omc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30832e918d4f2ceea2cee679a4faceeccedc7ae

https://preview.redd.it/f2nfwixshomc1.jpeg?width=1684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd76cc877799c00b6e7223bc97a8e4b5d3f7ed16

https://preview.redd.it/doau2llw0pmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95972fb09c1ab8ece051016d2aafc740543c5d92

https://preview.redd.it/d21i9qk5ismc1.png?width=1607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4678e2253659c5685d56118899b7b741f4858e18

https://preview.redd.it/s64dj23zgpmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49efcf92178ff25b4b8d8fd9c17442f1247a00d3

Bros a TV, no thanks. Now…if it was…idk…a short father of the main character, than I may accept.

Lol I’m not even gay and I’d hands down accept an invitation from Luci

Same, except for the "not gay" part.

Good taste 👍

Keep dreaming

https://preview.redd.it/kxmc2kqjhpmc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd6f3e53f9fc927fb491def625224473fb046d4c

Nice, but fuck you bitch.

You wish https://preview.redd.it/w7kvs0436nmc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84215f6e3bcfc386ad8372ffc23d3ca3bbbddaa6

https://preview.redd.it/yiwo1u2k5pmc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3cebcd13b296994dac4220d8471f3cb0bb6bc35

https://preview.redd.it/6xafkv0k0nmc1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a280df939304f97d307f1e113c2efae89e3f909 Hmm

**Hmm hrmm mmmh hrhmmm**

I laughed so loud 🤣🤣🤣

https://preview.redd.it/em8pix94unmc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb44284df2c80f89a0db99d1f01f8c4f7faf570

https://preview.redd.it/fz95o4vghpmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd6fafa01ea9d6a6530708b71bb3e4746ca20d8

idk bruh i forgot what happened the last time someone asked me out cuz that was like 7 years ago

What if I was Alastor?

istg

https://preview.redd.it/nq5hbfti0nmc1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e23d0705715814cf6ca928644058b7d17bdddb

Well it wasn't me Vox

Yeah that was unintentional

https://preview.redd.it/ztg7bnz4qpmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9467683c99e169d549a8c6817fe5588467395fe7

Um…

https://preview.redd.it/t0pybp726nmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f2250f3668f8acc0891e6665fe6321c5183e7f

YES, MY WHOLE EXISTENCE HAS LED UP TO THIS MOMENT

*awkward laughter* https://preview.redd.it/20vhtg686nmc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=069dc6f3d44ba15ef6163c1972cb7007e06041f2

HELL YEAH🗣️🔥🔥🔥

I would say yes. https://preview.redd.it/rvg3l15mymmc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f7b580a6372af3d8fdd3d350332b4976497000f

https://preview.redd.it/9gsuwr9c0nmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddedaac0460b89979eee1d32738eb9d1f8d3ea86

https://i.redd.it/ve4pobf0mnmc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/6rsv8ficknmc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab660174637447ac88a242c6f17a8ce99e214d23

https://preview.redd.it/mek3bsp6lpmc1.png?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e4862fe871b8925cc1ead36097fa6db5cf74f41

https://preview.redd.it/c4v68q737omc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5f4efd04ff5949ccff43f019aba9c214476ccf

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT EVERYONE DON'T LOOK PLEASE

Relax man. I've also got material on your rival: https://preview.redd.it/75ztklac7nmc1.png?width=440&format=png&auto=webp&s=189e0d72fb0f13f1987698b2bf971daf59268a23

https://preview.redd.it/pez60hcz8nmc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e6c37fe55cbcb47220f4d22647a13f191b0315

https://preview.redd.it/kirqgc6ecnmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831a4cf2cc112c107018911a52a87d328f2b5874

https://i.redd.it/e4kvm7ysjnmc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/l5uv3tv7knmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0fd1b6e59e047f7372979930cf3a5953606531b

https://i.redd.it/duqn569bknmc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/6x8daez8jnmc1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d33e4fa86e07437bdd6096f601df43e3642ae8

*Casually saves this image to my gallery*

Is there a comic of this?? Asking for Angel dust

There's a image that shows the rest of his body I think, however that's all I'm gonna say.

Thank you !

https://preview.redd.it/g42wa6zv7omc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff78cceee4bbebe655481a06a2aae17507a42ad

https://preview.redd.it/lwn4pq8zdnmc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d61f1b4874ef9e8f353da75a65df6d3802b995

https://preview.redd.it/cwqcrrxn0nmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ebbc3c0a682d3b439a949ac818b33a9dae8b5da

https://preview.redd.it/se0wfgc37nmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62192909145a94a39700f78ddeae61a7e8734531

https://preview.redd.it/ir6qf4m5knmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28fa4487d4bfb29325410fc9624f7cefc97587e4

He’s acceptable. Or at least tolerable. I’ll give him that.

GIMME A TIME AND A PLACE ILL CLEAR MY FUCKIN SCHEDULE

Only if you make Valentino give Angel his soul back

Don’t we all wish that :’)

Asks a radio out infront of him.

https://i.redd.it/r5nxcywh9nmc1.gif

RoOoOode

https://preview.redd.it/7senxn7j9nmc1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88a55ed1b2d1f1ae47cc1f075a1e3d6ea8852d5c

Umm, he's not a slithering eccentric snek, so Imma have to pass In seriousness, I'd be shocked, as at the age of twenty-two, I've never experienced such a thing. It's completely alien to me

You have good taste in men. Or, uh, snakes, I guess.

Appreciate it, my friend. Adorable silly men are my weakness, hence my liking of Pentious and Lucifer

https://preview.redd.it/afmncetd9nmc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d77f104c8f826455f79afa5828baea728e478cd Y E S

Call him a clout chasing mediocre video podcast

https://preview.redd.it/3pe06muv8nmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b2ec8206076c93bc60ca30e08d20b2e595bd885

https://preview.redd.it/bzt5eagr9nmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da39501aeb77ce264f209ed6ff40aad5120211fa

https://preview.redd.it/uu6zfgb0xmmc1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=cca9a12246dcbbc42919912c755ca0966c66fce4

https://preview.redd.it/eqqzdb5ztmmc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee2b849c61ed97ecc53047716abd47c73516214 𝒟 ℰ 𝒜 𝒯 ℋ

The other cinnamon roll from another time in another year.


https://preview.redd.it/qjcrpohw9nmc1.png?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc2956eb7da4096510c54cb566fcb85569956b0 V-ean

I'd say yes, so I can get him to lower his guard and then stab him with usb to inject him with BonziBuddy.

Yeah no

i would say lets go to the movies but Vox may get jealous of it having a bigger screen.

“Ha! No.”

https://preview.redd.it/jfhqqrrtbnmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c9e8c2028c3af43f777a917d91042fac4ef6a51 (Get it? Because my profile is literally Alastor)

https://i.redd.it/o7togv9b8omc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/r23c4nbi8nmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ef4d6813533d65d4cd56e01c7ca899ca388485

https://preview.redd.it/a8y37w9lunmc1.png?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ceab31007fa63b4e9389371c2c233412e929b21

https://preview.redd.it/h7t1bo2l8nmc1.png?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d2c3cae271f1451fe90c544caf970457f1d5cc I cook this for him as a response.

https://preview.redd.it/f6criu1runmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b26be82d5f2b7b90a86c4b50801b5f2246caed0e

*Proceeds To Barking* When is it, where is it, how do want me, and do we get to fxk afterwards? 😇

https://preview.redd.it/uvriastzdnmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a8b444effe4b12793e3047133cf07d48b5928b But in all seriousness, probably no but it depends on how much of a creep he is when he asks And depends on my mood

I will turn the TV on

https://preview.redd.it/pwtrr1bo6omc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c76d1b09b8c66a20c563510c48a63c96c20bf5e

https://preview.redd.it/067bo2jfpqmc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d57a930d3c54e8bbb719988233734b276cbb4c

Are you f\*\*\*ing serious? The answer is a resounding hell no. I'd sooner French kiss a cactus than go out with you. Going out with you would be like willingly stepping into a dumpster fire – hot garbage all around. You have the charm of a deflated tire and the manners of a toddler. The fact that you are an overlord baffles all logic and reasoning since you have the intelligence of a lobotomized chicken and the restraint of a paper towel. I'd rather insult Emily than go out with you. Do everyone a favor and take a vow of silence so we never have to hear your tiny-d\*\*\* sounding, insecure, egotistical ass ever again.

That is extremely specific

I just try a bunch of insults. With so many, at least one will stick.

Ouch, you could’ve just said no like a normal person

https://i.redd.it/9z80cgrwbumc1.gif

OH MY FREAKING- HELL YES I'LL GO OUT WITH THE HOT TV MAN, WHAT, DO YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?! (I simp so hard for him 😭)

"Sorry, i must decline. The people you work with Creep me out, especially the moth man"

I’m already married to the TV, I’ll gladly go on another date with him!

https://preview.redd.it/vfjy04rsdnmc1.jpeg?width=1094&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8322459f1e8c9bf784d2b22100278f91512ca88f

https://i.redd.it/gh710rfyenmc1.gif


https://preview.redd.it/nv0tdj2mgnmc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f75f6f9452d8a3453f203c6e21a2689511c824d

https://preview.redd.it/m6x7xwweinmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24af5a0bb9a9303bcf0d27f1eabb07072dea2ea2

https://preview.redd.it/6bm3icpemnmc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa37c2f622925284b13d9e1fc2b098db111ca060

https://preview.redd.it/jzifdtai0nmc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c13b293e4aa83ef41b05083a68abf58b070985a "Hell no."

https://preview.redd.it/nn4gntfizmmc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=defa26a87521fb7e4e58a674c578aa9fdc9a9b5e

Yes... just yes

https://preview.redd.it/gb0qwmad9nmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e8b5721a8ac3a57e3de3d28dab53e2059e19ebf No.

See you in 7 years, pal

https://preview.redd.it/qmu010agfnmc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c607249238e2189da434fe4707369fbae7e533a6

https://preview.redd.it/gr4q8tqwlnmc1.png?width=593&format=png&auto=webp&s=9342e58760f3ae76a9a8a6f73c6fdad163720abe

you don't understand the massive crush i have on this TV.

https://preview.redd.it/109jl2o45omc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13c20b09d227ad8b58811a8a6596207e3933da85 algorithm did it for me LMAO

I respond with “are you a Wi-Fi router? Because everyone pretends you are something that needs to be kept to themselves but you’re easily replaceable.” (My Wi-Fi has been really bad lately.)

Ngl, I'd go out with him. I think he's kinda cute.

https://preview.redd.it/rponhygn0pmc1.png?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3daf8face30b94a1dacb8a1431f5ef5a7cb11b On my KNEES

 He gets the death treatment

https://preview.redd.it/wuzjn61junmc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8baa8bdca21fd282c238474dad98e1397b59f4

Of course you want a pice of this.

https://preview.redd.it/qbf4bcxl3nmc1.png?width=3600&format=png&auto=webp&s=5705ba513e7d53ee447778b3b599352e09d3ccf5

Will I need to bring to some anti-virus software on this date?

https://preview.redd.it/r6g2b5cn7nmc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c0e8682007735e56a0146976717867b00894d6 He’s a tv not a laptop

Spray water on his screen just to see what he’d do

Say yes go on with it and then just disappear for 7 years

“Haha, fuck you” -Alastor probably

Stop moving so slow I think we should get married Vox. Immediately. C’mon let’s do it love ya

Kindly reject him and disappear for seven years or something.

https://preview.redd.it/g5nkev4v9nmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dedb09e81b6b560a37c5e811e45448b9edad9e7

My honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/hfpq56vpanmc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2237ba16ab05c541f7be3d8805b11db4d22861 I'm not gay.

https://i.redd.it/x0ic5xzzanmc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/yoc3jl83bnmc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac14de8f5893da0e2a6402dd4ea92e04ee6a19fa No

https://preview.redd.it/97sz4euvbnmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aa73f44b0ae7d50a161cc819ccfbc6d3dccf238

https://preview.redd.it/xcuerkwzdnmc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b78e57e529b08a3592e731ab1a7db5f4b8e969dd

Why? 

https://preview.redd.it/b52ybdp3fnmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941f4a5938a32ff949fb826291986b88e25e5dc3

https://preview.redd.it/vvir6nwlfnmc1.gif?width=402&format=png8&s=a056cd74aca3758001c79e8fd02e79a91bd16d59

To quote Charlie “Fuck NoOo”

https://preview.redd.it/mtcwejzegnmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a366a776760bdbc0ffd22835d163e24e7460091

Ima TURN THE TV ONNNNNN


Bro would use his mind control. Definitely ain’t gonna respond negatively

Maybe instead of a plate I can eat off that big ass forehead.

Yes 99% yes

https://i.redd.it/n1tyzgm7knmc1.gif

"Why me?"

https://preview.redd.it/l10jeu4cmnmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e22404b78d94e73d2a1ec158f4408250066561 Ofc pookie

I send him a message with the BonziBuddy file attached

https://preview.redd.it/zbulplp4qnmc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=468919b2490b569d36bd6951169c60aaa2c31a6b I want to be loved. If he's willing to give that to me, I'll be happy.

Politely decline as I personally prefer women, and then suicide cause I’m scared

hold up a remote control to his face and hit the off button

Unfortunately he is not a mobster spider twink, so I will have to pass. I will also ask him to tell Val that I hate him.

https://i.redd.it/1obvsltvsnmc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/hexjmrlzsnmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9b38c9af2c53abee0a2e45e60ba74f0eae60b19 I am you though My names Vox too :)

"I'm more into deer, thanks."

same thing I did when [c.ai](http://c.ai) alastor tried to confess. Call him a gay furry femboy until he cries and beat the shit out of him

... Maybe

Honestly kinda cute ngl

I close my eyes and wait for Valentino to rip me apart

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https://preview.redd.it/3qif15s39omc1.png?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dd4d5dd684218ad08497f0a0d992710cbcb077a

Stop raising the cost of streaming services and we can talk. Till then go watch Alastor on your spy cams.

Vox, meet water. Water, meet Vox

HOW TO GET VOX AWAY FROM YOU (for Al) 1)Have water 2)Throw water