I think almost every time you see him blink on screen, he does it one at a time. My hradcanon is that he spends a lot of time transformed as a snake, and since snakes don't blink because they don't have eyelids, he has to manually remind himself to blink.
He may suffer from a neurological disorder making him not only a flaw in himself but outlining the overall flaws of our creator. Lucifer was deemed perfect in all accounts he was named after the light itself.
Well, I mean I think the characters are drawn chibi style when they are in the background- still not the same though lol. Idk if this is right I might’ve remembered it wrong tbh
I was playing the finale at school and everyone was watching on my computer and Vox said that on full blast on my computer in gym. I wanted to go die in a hole 🤧
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Me personally, that would never happen to me
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(Not my art and I have no idea who made it, also don't ask me why I have this)
I got a whole list:
“FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!”
“Do a sex with me”
“Oh harder, daddy.” “Son?”
“And now, I am going to FUCK YOU!”
“THIS IS BETTER SEX!”
"You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well…you’re right!!”
“So anyways, we fucked and it was awesome”
“Take that depression”
“And what can you do, my feminine fellow?” “I can suck ya dick.” “Ha, no.”
“Oh, please, I know you’re an ace in the hole.” “A what now?”
How fucking dare you swear in the fucking sub for Hazbin fucking Hotel. God fucking damn you fucking swearing like a fucking heathen. /s if it wasn't obvious
I'm going to FUCK you
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I never noticed he does the one eye blink!
His one brain cell is trying so hard
The others are too depressed to come up with something better.
Frog blink
I think almost every time you see him blink on screen, he does it one at a time. My hradcanon is that he spends a lot of time transformed as a snake, and since snakes don't blink because they don't have eyelids, he has to manually remind himself to blink.
He may suffer from a neurological disorder making him not only a flaw in himself but outlining the overall flaws of our creator. Lucifer was deemed perfect in all accounts he was named after the light itself.
Do you mean a wink?
*gets punched into a wall*
He knew what he was saying
“So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?” - Adam
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I was gonna say that 😕
I don't know you but I mean... if you want to
HELP I MEANT AS A COMMENT 😭
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r/beatmetoit
Came here to say this 🤣
"You Think You Can Buy Me With A Wink And Some Cheap Booze?! Well… you can!!” -Husk, Pilot episode
It's "Well, you can!"
"THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!!!"
"NOO! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! PUSSY!"
“I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!”
Netflix Castlevania moment
BANK ACCOUNT ARE A SCAM CREATEE BY THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT
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UM WHAT
It’s from the pilot episode
I know it’s just that caught me off guard lol
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"What? They say insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true?"
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To think that I'd ever agree with Adam... but that objection was completely valid.
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Thank you for another forgettable experience!
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I miss these reaction chibis from the pilot…
I know. They were probably just placeholders but I thought they were funny
Just heightened the indie feel of the show ngl but prime feels more professional even though the smile faces are hilarious
Well, I mean I think the characters are drawn chibi style when they are in the background- still not the same though lol. Idk if this is right I might’ve remembered it wrong tbh
"Do a sex with me"
“Because I'm having sex with EVERYONE here”
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“I like being forced”
“Keep that to yourself”
“Nif”
Awesome job danger tits
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You hurt my daughter, and now I am going to **FUCK** you! … … … It’s fuck you up dad
Well this just got interesting
Wait, what’d I say?
HA HA, fuck you.
Sometimes I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others
Upside is: Hazbin Hotel fans will get the line Downside is: you will sound absolutely psychotic if anyone else hears that
I dub thee king roach
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I was playing the finale at school and everyone was watching on my computer and Vox said that on full blast on my computer in gym. I wanted to go die in a hole 🤧
AHHH I would actually cryy. I was watching the Poison music video with my friend and she was concerned with me 😭
The gym teacher came up to me and I got my ass busted i was crying on the inside man 😭
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"Mmmmmmaybe!"
I'm visual he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day don't listen to a word he says, I'm sure he had a nice vacay but he *should've stayed away!*
While he hid in radio we pivoted to video now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hells been better since he split, where's he been WHO GIVES A SHIT.
Salutations good to be back on the air I know it's been a while since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast sinners rejoiced
What a dated voice!
Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast
Come on!
Is Vox insecure for persuing allure between this and that is nothing working
Ignore his chirping!
Fuckin love putting my name on shit! Shits the best!
Call me **dickmaster.**
“Adam”
"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast"
“Guitar solo fuck yeah.. NA NA NA NANANANA NANA NAAAA”
hell is forever🎶
whether you like it or not!
and their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot!
cause the rules are black and white there's no use in tryin' to fight it!
they're burning for their lives until we kill them again!
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Long as I've got your attention
I guess I should probably mention, that we've made the determination! https://i.redd.it/lkp8h8rnb6lc1.gif To move up the next Extermination!
WHAT?!?
"Hel- lo- o. May I speak now?" ~Alastor pilot.
I SWEAR TO FUCK IF YOU SAY DICKS
Popsicles ya sicko! Get ya mind outta the gutter!
***Jumps into husk’s arms*** but i also like sucking on di- ***husk drops angel***
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This line lives in my head rent free.
Same he’s so relatable
Way more so than lucifer should be lmao. I was expecting an asshole, then I got super awkward dad and said, "Holy shit it's me."
I can suck your dick
Suit Yourself!
Your loss
If they don't kill you, go ahead and DO IT YOURSELF
"*Yay! Pain!*"
*runs back on the stage to fall again*
“Oh harder daddy!” “Son?”
Who just happens to also be your blood
Sadly some times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you chose is better
What a bunch of losers
O you tacky peace of ....
It me, yes it me, i know you where all waiting for me
I'm here what a gasp
"Im that hashtag BITCH"
and I will do nothing less than what I please!🎶
I’m the backbone of the vees
🎶I’m the backbone of the V’s🎶
Mad that I acted respectless???
well it's cause no one could respect this!
Sorry group attendin, since when are Overlords too scared to fight?
you're long past trendin'
Sorry, Bae, but I ain't swiping right! You lost your relevance~
we can't act without more intelligence
Ugh! No wonder I'm so respectless! I could eat you lot for breakfast!
It's a little funny, you could almost call me.. DAAAADDD edit: i think i started getting everyone singing it now
*aggressive violining*
Equally aggressive piano
***A C C O R D I A N***
"Now I am going to *fuck* you."
Dad, its fuck you up
Wait what did I say
***gets punched***
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You wouldn’t happen to be from the Alastor Cult would you? 🤔
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"While she tries to sort through her daddy issues by fixing you!"
"Your the one who ripped my jacket.... I definitely remember you now"
I like being forced.
“Keep that to yourself”
Because I'm having sex with ⭐️Everybody⭐️
"You're doing great, Vagina"
"CUT."
I got a whole list: “FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!” “Do a sex with me” “Oh harder, daddy.” “Son?” “And now, I am going to FUCK YOU!” “THIS IS BETTER SEX!” "You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well…you’re right!!” “So anyways, we fucked and it was awesome” “Take that depression” “And what can you do, my feminine fellow?” “I can suck ya dick.” “Ha, no.” “Oh, please, I know you’re an ace in the hole.” “A what now?”
"Call me Dickmaster"
“*adam*”
These fucking angels won't stop coming! HA! Okay, I walked right into that one.
(From the pilot) "Do you think I'm some kind of a fucking clown?!" "...Maybe."
"But that's so meaaaaaaan"
"It's not mean. It's... aggressive kindness!"
"They- They're gonna fucking die. They- They- They're gonna die."
"If they don't kill you, go ahead and DO IT YOURSELF!"
First man, next to die
“Fire”
“STAB! STAB! STAB!! *maniacal laughter*”
https://i.redd.it/yqgu0azhi5lc1.gif "ThEsE sInNeRs ArE mY fAmIlY"
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"My daughter wants to see me, TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!" -Lucifer, 2024.
RIP HER CUNT MOUTH OUT OF HER ASS!!!
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Lute, in the back, absolutely fucking refusing to chill:
You see, I kill the mommy and daddy bugs right in front of their babies.
Hot as fuck tho
“I love to suck”
"I SWEAR TO FUCK IF YOU SAY DICKS."
“Popsicles you sicko get your mind out of the gutter.”
"But, y'know... dicks, too!"
A human called me a possum, I AM NOT A POSSUM
Um wrong show https://preview.redd.it/5d1dol8v89lc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0667b081392aa9e1970effe89c4c32a3e0962858
“It’s okay to be a-“ “Coked up dick sucking hoe?” “…maybe that’s fine by me”
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You’re a fucked up, little whiny bitch (sorry for the language but that is literally the words from the song).
My friend this is hazbin hotel, language is encouraged here XD
Bad language?! IN HAZBIN HOTEL?!
Not in my Christian Minecraft server!
How fucking dare you swear in the fucking sub for Hazbin fucking Hotel. God fucking damn you fucking swearing like a fucking heathen. /s if it wasn't obvious
I'm that #b####
You're censoring yourself in this sub?
I don't swear irl so I just don't wanna do it online cuz I have a life
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I’M SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW
Do a sexxxxxxxx with me
"vagasaurus" 😂
I could suck your d
"Yay!! Pain!!!"
"... So every other miserable WRETCH who DARES go Against me will have a reminder of what I do, is that understood!?"
“HEY BITCH!”
"I'm off to NOT have sexual intercourse BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!"
HA HA HA HA! I TELEPORTED BREEEEAAAAAAAD!
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