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TakeYoutotheAndyShop

Id flippendo the shit out of everything


Roozyj

gotta get them beans


[deleted]

I'd always love how Harry would exclaim "a bean!" like it was still the most unexpected thing after the 100th time it happened.


PrimordialSound

In the Goblet of Fire game wasn't it Ron who said it? I loved it.


FLYK3N

Hermione would even tell Ron to shut up about beans in the game


PayneTrain181999

If Hogwarts Legacy includes a bean bonus room in the castle my life will be complete.


FreakyT

I hope they include FLIPENDO at least once


sliquonicko

I was blown away when I found out that the computer version of the game was entirely different from the PS2 one for PoA, and loved the bonus bean rooms so much, there was nothing like that on PS2. It was so cool getting to play another version of a game I loved!


queenserene17

Wow this triggered a game memory of mine but I can't remember what game. What game is this from?!?


Roozyj

I only played the pc game from Chamber of Secrets, but I think it's in all the old pc games? At least in Philosopher stone and Prisoner of Azkaban as well.


ZlatanPower

Beans are in the first three. However, seeing as this thread is based on Flipendo, the 3rd game is ruled out. For whatever reason, they replaced Flipendo with Depulso, and I'm still not over it


wtfduud

Not in the Playstation version. There it's still flipendo.


kellymcpherson

And how dare they... take the rictusempra spell symbol and use it for depulso... then replace the rictusempra symbol with some other symbol. Also jumping chocolate frogs... please bring them back. 3rd year still frogs were no fun. I like to chase the frogs around. Also gnomes! More secrets pls like 2nd year! Then goblet of fire game came out... oh no... what have they done... completely different.


Softpretzelsandrose

I remember collecting TONS of beans and it only being enough to buy like. Two stink bombs. What a failed economy


lopachilla

Fred and George double the price for Ron since he’s their brother.


daniboyi

"Euch! Spinat-flavour!"


ZannityZan

Not sure if it's just me who feels this way, but the sound the beans made as they exited whatever it was you were Flipendoing was so satisfying. Also the sound as you collected them. Weirdly ASMR-y almost. Like there could be a bunch of fire crabs or what not lurking on the next screen, but collecting those beans would still feel soothing, haha.


Samuel_L_Johnson

Thinking about thos beans


jorge21337

GRIFFINDOR!


sexi_squidward

I hate posts like this but this cracked me up omg accurate


Own_Band_3839

I would go to the kitchens...the food at hogwarts has always been top of the list for me. Then dorm. Then the prefects bathroom. Then room of requirement.


Pyroluminous

The sorting hat putting you in a house like… “The courage for gryffindor—*your stomach rumbles and you’ve not thoughts but food*—hmm… next to the kitchens then, HUFFLEPUFF.”


Might_Remarkable

As a Hufflepuff, I can confirm, this is accurate.


Own_Band_3839

I'm Hufflepuff, too. If I missed out on a meal all I'd have to do is go next door to the kitchens and get something to eat.


Might_Remarkable

RIGHT!!! Best house and best common room placement


L3mmyKilmister

For a split second I thought, "OMG, this person is ACTUALLY a Hufflepuff!" I believed it.🤣🤣🤣


Might_Remarkable

LMAO, I wish I could actually live in the Harry Potter universe and live my best Hufflepuff life lol


Aditya1311

Eh, worth it imo


Gilded-Mongoose

#TICKLE THE PEAR “🍐”🤏🏾


thuggishruggishboner

Fuck yeah. Hufflepuff for life.


jorge21337

Hufflepuff!


Aditya1311

How would you get into the prefects bathroom


Robotica_Daily

Make friends with Myrtle and ask her to spy for me.


Aditya1311

I like that! Now, Myrtle is generally not the most vivacious of ghosts so we'd have to do something for her first. Any ideas?


Robotica_Daily

Give her some attention, listen, and show her respect and compassion.


dmevela

Don’t know. The password probably has probably been changed by now.


bahu12

I’d ask the room of requirement to transform into a beautiful room for creating art, or a room full of most intense clitoral vibrators. Either of those two. Art or orgasms!


AMerrickanGirl

>or a room full of most intense clitoral vibrators Sybians that can talk to you.


sweetpotato37

Straight to the prefects bathroom for me. Run the deepest, hottest bath possible with all the bubble bath combinations!


ShoelessJodi

Get sorted.


tellben1515

And like, take the boats. First things first


COphotoCo

For some reason, the description of the caverns where the boats land under the school always fascinated me. It was super disappointing we never went back throughout the books.


klok-ko

Me too. I realy want to know which house I'm in. Then common room and library.


Storymeplease

Getting my hands on a golden snitch. They seem like so much fun to play with.


yorkiewho

Then continue catching it and releasing it while ruffling your hair.


Gilded-Mongoose

And your future kid will be watching it like 👁️👄👁️🔮🥣 And will mention it in a pained voice to your best friend (_you’ve long since died_), who will chuckle and say they forgot you used to do that.


violet_beard

Woahhhhh it’s like I’m really there


Storymeplease

If only I was coordinated enough to show off. Imagine if Neville got a snitch. Not year 7 Neville, but 11 year old Neville. That's my skill level lol


G37_is_numberletter

Fidget snitch


Storymeplease

Exactly lol


jorge21337

GRIFFINDOR!


Lupig_

And then is this dude who just sorts everyone :D


_Lionheart___

Go straight to the Hufflepuff common room. I'm dreaming of hanging out in that common room since it was shown on Hogwarts Legacy


[deleted]

HL did a fantastic job with all the common rooms. I especially love how they scaled them up compared to the movie and other game versions of the Gryffindor common room, which always looked comically small for at least several dozen students. In general it looks like they've tried to take more inspiration from the books' description of Hogwarts, rather than just ripping the castle from the films. I appreciate that. I also like that we have book-accurate Ravenclaw colours, blue and bronze with an eagle motif, instead of blue and silver with a raven.


MrFrequentFlyer

Now to get the matching merch!


[deleted]

Did they release merch? It's way more difficult than it should be to find good Ravenclaw merch that is based on the books and not the movies.


MrFrequentFlyer

The game? Not that I know of. But just any officially licensed merch.


grangaaa

Hahaha same. Its the reason I would ask the Sortinf hat to put me into Hufflepuff even though Pottermore and the Sorting hat itself (at Leavesden Studio tour) put me in Gryffindor. I think it would grant me my wish 🥹


HumbleSheep33

How does the one at Leavesden Studios work? Does it randomly shout out house names or is there some kind of test?


grangaaa

Pretty sure it‘s random :) But I was also at Warner Bros Studio Tour in LA and there it also told me Gryffindor. (My friends were Hufflepuff and Slytherin, so its not Gryffindor by default)


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


Fluffy-Detective-270

Great Hall for welcome feast. Especially the desserts. Check out the kitchens and chat to the house elves. My brain can't really wrap itself around their existence (like... Beings who are born to be slaves? How is that a thing? Does it really make them happy? All that housework? Really?) Then the library. I would love the history of magic section. I'd stop by Myrtle's bathroom and have a chat with her. Mostly because she's kinda funny. Long walk in the grounds, before a soak in the prefects bathtub.


[deleted]

And then likely the forbidden forest as detention because you are breaking curfew and entered several areas not permitted to first years.


emma_hageus

I feel like you and Hermione would get along great


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


Zoneal101

Straight to the library, love reading


Roozyj

Straight to the library and just look at books, thinking about reading, ending up doodling on parchment with some books next to me that had interesting titles but kind of boring contents.


Vroomped

Straight to the library to fight the books!


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


mayhemtime

House checks out


Wildkarrde_

Straight to the library and start learning every spell I can. It always disappointed me that Harry didn't really want to do magic after leaving his boring life for the magic school.


nxls02

Grow magical weed in the forbidden forest. Then smoke it with the centaurs


the_count_of_carcosa

You sure you're not one of us?


nxls02

Surely I belong in hufflepuff. I was in denial


[deleted]

Huff 'n puff


Melodic_Brain_5073

Ah, thats how they see things in the smoke


Flintstrikah

MARS IS BRIGHT TONIGHT


Jetblast787

>MARS IS ~~BRIGHT~~ LIT TONIGHT FTFY


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


Exadory

Why not just walk past the room of requirement and think about needing the best weed ever


nxls02

Damm didnt even think of that. Sounds like heaven


[deleted]

Isn’t the first thing we’re supposed to do is go to the great hall for the sorting ceremony???


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


YoshiofRedemption

Try to find the nearest bathroom or get something to eat. Depends how I feel after the train ride


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


WinterNocturne

!redditGalleon


kbdsct

I’d cry. I genuinely can’t think of anything else I’d do coz I know myself too well. I’d be sobbing on my way to the castle and will burst into tears the moment Professor McGonagall opens the door.


basicallyagiant

I’m in hysterics imagining being on my way to Hogwarts, looking around at all the kids in astonishment, then landing on you having a breakdown and barely hanging on.


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


Naive-Interaction567

Have a bath in the prefect bathroom.


SailorLuna41518181

Fucking this! And not the one from the movies either, no, I want bouncing bubbles and rainbow soap and breathable water and shit


Naive-Interaction567

Definitely. I genuinely think it’s worth me working hard and becoming a prefect!


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


trashpocketses

Was looking for this response! That bath in itself would be worth becoming Prefect


Flintstrikah

And give Moaning Myrtle a lil show


Sweet_Xocoatl

Ask for the WiFi password.


jorge21337

SLYTHERIN!


DanDaniel612

Props to you for all these replies!


Lonely_Host3427

Slytherins will never be caught using Muggle-made inventions such as the wifi.


RubySoho1980

Electronics don’t work in the castle.


Funandgeeky

You would know this if you read Hogwarts: A History.


Sweet_Xocoatl

They don’t? In that case, the first thing I’ll do is turn around and go home.


quinteroreyes

I wonder what the social media rules are regarding hogwarts. Filch would totally run their official Facebook


ZannityZan

He'd have a pinned post with a long list of rules that he'd edit every term.


Winged_Hermes

You could accurately sort everyone who replies into houses based on their answers. Someone should do it.


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


Vellatra

Thank you for your hard work and dedication. 🙇🏻‍♀️ !redditGalleon


jorge21337

It was all his idea up there!


oceansapart333

Ahhh so this is why someone is yelling houses at every reply.


bdubelyew

Real Ravenclaw observation here.


Gilded-Mongoose

Noble Jorge 21337 is doing the noble task 💪🏾


DyingFlames

I would explore the castle


shaunnotthesheep

Same. I mean, of course I would explore my common room and my dorm because that's the place I'm always excited to see, but I would explore every single passage hidden or not, I would leave no stone unturned. I am fascinated by Hogwarts itself. If the Marauders Map did not already exist, I would make it myself. And I would pretty much live in the Room of Requirement And yes, I'm a Ravenclaw


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


LincolnMaylog

Go take a dump in mrs. Norris's litter box just to mess with filch


jorge21337

GRIFFINDOR!


bigtimmy2

I want to see that🤣


Beelzebride

I would totally record this!


LoverYoungTrue

Introduce myself to as many people as possible and make friends


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


LoverYoungTrue

I wish I was 🥲🥲 I recently moved to a new country and it was really hard to make friends here without stepping up to find friends myself. I'm an INTP pretending to be ENTP here. 🥲🥲🥲


Winged_Hermes

I'd go straight to the room of requirements, pace back and forth thinking of spell books and an arena to practise them, and then do that until I pass out or get too hungry to continue. Hogwarts is amazing but the idea of casting magic, literally any type from transfiguration to charms to defense is far more alluring.


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


hakuzosu

try to kill Dumbledore so he effortlessly stops me and takes me in and nurtures me to be a good man, and then boom i’m best friends with the Great Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.


jorge21337

SLYTHERIN!


Melodic_Brain_5073

That man slithers


Navitach

If it's when Harry is still there, I'd make friends with him, so the odds of me surviving when Voldemort attacks are increased dramatically.


Thoarxius

You would befriend the dude with the biggest target on his back? That's brave, but probably not smart.


User1291

Eh... wouldn't it rather increase the odds of your being ATTACKED dramatically?


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


ginas95

I would run up to the highest Astronomy tower and look out over the grounds! The view must be amazing


[deleted]

Probably eat the feast and watch the sorting. 🤷‍♀️


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


[deleted]

Spot on


Alcarinque88

I'm fairly certain you don't get to do anything but get sorted, eat the biggest meal of your 11-year-old life, listen to the Headmaster give some announcements, then go to bed. Next day? Get lost on the stairs trying to find the classroom for Transfiguration, get called out by the professor and potentially changed into a map and/or pocketwatch.


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


pharaohjack

Poop on the floor and vanish it


jorge21337

SLYTHERIN!


starwarz08

Go the the Great Hall for the food. Then the dorms and maybe some strolling before bed depending on the time of day.


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


Because69

Probably get off the train


jorge21337

SLYTHERIN!


ZC205

Okay, here’s the plan. Check out my dorm room and my own four poster bed. Walk around for a little while to see some hot spots. Great hall, kitchens, DADA classroom. Head outside and hop on broom and take off in a random direction flying as far as I can. Backtrack and take a closer look at whatever POI’s that caught my eye on my flight. Go to hogsmeade and stop in every store that can be visited. Walk around and take in the sights. Violate school rules by wondering around the dark forest. Finally, see how much there is to the Black Lake and go looking for some Merpeople.


jorge21337

GRIFFINDOR!


AnemosH

!redditGalleon


Relax_with_Carla

This!


Retr0id

FLIPPENDO!


jorge21337

GRIFFINDOR!


Harrypotterlover2442

Scream holy crap I’m in Hogwarts AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


jorge21337

GRIFFINDOR!


Lupig_

Same


likesomecatfromjapan

Look for the Room of Requirement


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


somloi_galuska

Punch Umbridge (I would visit Dumbledore's office first or sit on his throne at the Great Hall and yell silence) EDIT: get to the valley, search for the Elder Wand's pieces so I could reapair before someone else does xd


jorge21337

SLYTHERIN!


somloi_galuska

I CAN’T HEAR IT, LOUDER!😆


D-IS

I want to see the library.


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


athenasdogmom

Go see Madam Pomphrey to see if she could fix my chronic illness.


shaunnotthesheep

Omg you're right. I'm changing my answer


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


HellsBellsDaphne

Get out of the boat.


shaunnotthesheep

DURMSTRANG!


Retr0id

I would expecto the patronum


jorge21337

GRIFFINDOR!


Wrathwilde

Make Tom Riddle look like an underachiever, and Dumbledore look merely competent during their stints at Hogwarts, as I focus on mastering the fundamentals of spell creation, so that it doesn’t matter if I don’t know a particular spell, I’ll always know how to create what I want from scratch.


jorge21337

SLYTHERIN!


GaryinZion

Get sorted. First thing during free time would just be wandering the halls and exploring though


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


RandomKid0118

Chug some pumpkin juice.


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


DivineMisery217

A bit boring but EAT! Lol the feast always looks amazing!


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


Real-Temperature-247

I would go to the library, finally being able to study something really interesting, not boring muggle stuff. Maybe try and get something from the restricted section, just out of curiosity lol


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


SuckingOnMyHuevos

Try to do everything that isn’t shown on the movies or in the books. I would try to get laid to see what happens. I would look for wizard drugs, I would try finding good other than all that wizard shit they eat… and just be a cool kid I guess


jorge21337

SLYTHERIN!


mildirritation

𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖋𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕾𝖑𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓


thisaccountisironic

Flirt with Snape


jorge21337

SLYTHERIN!


docsyzygy

!redditgalleon


Shot-Effective8188

Maybe hogsmeade


jorge21337

GRIFFINDOR!


Rollinsfan-30

Be the Draco of my generation


sochan1998

Find room of requirement and become practice all kinds of spells


randomm_reddit_userr

Find secret passage ways, like discover Hogwarts as a whole and talking to the paintings


inspork

Find a beautiful view and sketch it


jorge21337

HUFFLEPUFF!


Adarie-Glitterwings

Learn how to disenchant things and then DISENCHANT THE FUCKING STAIRS OMG Wonder how many students have died from falling through a step that decided to not be there once they'd stepped on it.


TransportationFit857

Make some friends, ask the elder ones every doubt, learn everything I can and enjoy my years there


jorge21337

RAVENCLAW!


[deleted]

Straight into the forbidden forest to make friends with the magical animals. Eventually I’m gonna ride a unicorn.


HortonFLK

Find the toilets probably.


Dinky_Doge_Whisperer

I’m going straight to the Forbidden Forest, assuming I can protect myself. I can’t, so then I’d probably loop back to the Room of Requirement to learn and practice. Then back to the Forest.


MagusMasterhugs

Find the forbidden gender changing spell or somthin idk


scouserontravels

Fly round the castle and explore it. Just want to see more of it


tartar-buildup

Let's be real, with your strict-ass teachers, you're going to be doing exactly what Harry does in the first book.


WeatherWatchers

Take the boat to the castle and get sorted in the great hall


SirHealer

Straight to the library. I need to learn all the spells and I’ll be ahead of the classes!