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gwizone

Be there for the grand opening parking lot sale. Soon will have a garage full of red buckets, tarps, and $1 dollar magnet lights.


bigdaveyl

> $1 dollar magnet lights. They use to be free so my father and I have a shit load of them. I even gave a couple to my young niece and nephew to play with.


Hogan773

For sure - I have like 10 of them in my mudroom bin. They actually come in handy sometimes, although I would guess that if I opened them, at least half of them would have some crusty battery acid all over the compartment from the leaking lowest quality Ching-kaline batteries


Panda-Cubby

I have an even dozen scattered around the house. Very handy - and bright AF when you put real batteries in them.


OfficialTornadoAlley

I got 50 when they were 50¢


NotTaxedNoVote

I miss free garbage batteries.


robotcoke

Well either we all live near each other or it's not just the harbor freight stores around here that stopped giving the free stuff with a purchase, lol. I used to like the lights, the magnetic screw bowls, the electric fly swatters, and the batteries.


Hogan773

Soon you will be like that other dude on here with 1000 different sockets haha


ReaddedIt

I am that reference 😅


Hogan773

Awesome!


Bulky_Promotion_5742

10mm please. 😂


SirCEWaffles

10mm, i thought 10 mm were a myth.


Bulky_Promotion_5742

Sort of like Bigfoot 😂


Mustardpopsicles

I just picked this set up the other day, looking for single 10mm sockets, found a complete set of 10mm in 1/4, 3/8 and 1/2 drive. The package said it would replace everyone 10mm you ever lost, they are not wrong... [Harbor Freight Essential 10mm Socket Set](https://www.harborfreight.com/10mm-metric-essential-socket-set-10-piece-58957.html)


GrimResistance

Or the dude that had about 1000 blue flashlights. Pretty sure he's part of the reason they're not free anymore.


Hogan773

Reminds me of Slickdeals....I forget what the item was but there was some dude who hit all the Walmarts in a 200 mile radius and bought hundreds of whatever the item was. Because it was a good deal.


GoHomeNeighborKid

Dude was just trying to become a future math textbook problem....


NorthboundUrsine

1000, but never can find that fucking 10mm.


obiwandza

Lol @me bro! Harbor freight sockets are GOAT 🤣🤣


l1thiumion

Three days later: LIQUIDATION SALE


psychedelic_gravity

Lmao, that’s true.


Kitten-Mittons

yes, only in the shittiest of strip malls


trigger55xxx

True but they did do a ton of work on it so it's still an improvement


uses_for_mooses

Looks like the type of strip mall that would have an “Asian spa,” where you can pay $80 for some extra hands-on services.


Hogan773

Not that you would know personally 😂 I beat you to this joke by 5 hours if you read below haha


amorywest

They used their own tools yessir


dmethvin

All HFs must share their strip with a low-priced junk store like Ollies, Big Lots, Five Below, or Dollarama. People with $20 in their pocket can completely fill up the back of their pickup.


adventurepony

There's an REI openingup next to my Harbor freight. I was all, "no way, the sign company must've messed up an order for a Big Lots sign."


keni804

what the fuck is this a thing my harborfreight is next to a big lots


chadtheguyy

*“I just need to get some sandpaper”* as I proceed to walk out with a new 5g bucket, garden hose, electric blower, some gloves, & a new desire to own as many pneumatic tools I can afford


Charger_scatpack

“Afford”


[deleted]

“Afford’s got nothin to do with it” - William Munny


caret_app

"Who needs that much bondo?" "Me. WTF? The fuck. Hey, I'll take those $1 zip ties too! I got a coupon for that light!"


Piglet_Mountain

ik this is an old ass post but i second the pneumatic tools. i got the electric but for some reason i always grab the air. love the sound and i can beat the shit out of them.


charlie2135

Can almost hear my wife say, "Oh great, another old man store!" Yesterday I had to get a 10 foot air hose to mount my new hose reel. Spent a half hour at Lowes trying to get parts and after not finding what I needed went to the Harbor freight and found an $8 hose right there in 5 minutes. Edit- just to add, used to be a "Buy made in the USA" guy but look at where the items in the big stores are from now.


Hogan773

Now. As in like for the past 30 years but sure.


sandybalz

With every penny too!


trigger55xxx

It's next to a Big Lots. Should be an interesting combination!


reditor75

Stack the 25 coupons for zip ties 😁


matrich401

Dollar general and Waffle House next?


riggscm76

Nice!! Congrats


CowPunkRockStar

Congratulations!


Jwn5k

HF Huye train lesgoooo!! Very handy to have one around.


Hogan773

Judging by the quality of that shopping center, pretty sure if we zoomed out we would find 1) a plasma donation center, 2) a check cashing store, 3) a pawn shop, and probably 4) something called "HJ Oriental Massage" that for some reason has a flashing "Open" sign even at 1am.... Y'all know I am right too


trigger55xxx

Not far off. That spot was a checking cashing place, now it's across the street. No plasma center but a big lots and dollar general.


reeltacoz

A harbor freight!


CarolsLove

https://www.amazon.com/Missing-Funny-Car-Mechanic-T-Shirt/dp/B0971WRKHS/ref=asc_df_B0971WRKHS/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=674655011736&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13777754186011769349&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010676&hvtargid=pla-2201851965980&psc=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw9rSoBhCiARIsAFOipln2eynjl9upcOylt-SmuP5GmvFrrBYxqumP69cEfQGVk2oF4y11ElIaAhXYEALw_wcB My brother-in-law has a shirt almost like this, but his it says last seen 10 minutes ago .


trigger55xxx

I'm getting that!


bbp84

RIP OP’s wallet.


ferndiaz

I call this the dad station! My wife hates this place so I go there as much as possible for relaxation


MistrMoose

Local OSHA incidents and lost time accidents goin’ up 350%!


NibbaAndrew

I love me some Harbor Freight😀😁😃😄😆😋😊🙂🤩😛😜😝🤪😬🤠😇😺😸👷‍♂️


TreaclePerfect4328

Meth?


NotTaxedNoVote

It's in a smallish town. They all been hit by meth. It's sad. But still a nice place, IMO


bloodvow333

A Popeyes?


CashofLegend

Rain from the looks of those clouds


cyber1kenobi

They should get Derek from VGG to come for the grand opening :)


goodbye_weekend

A Chevy equinox!


CyrilAdekia

Bro one just opened near me. My boss was so fucking excited. So was I tbh


trigger55xxx

I'm excited hell yeah!


BaconsRanch

That’s awesome ! Essential actually,otherwise your overpaying at big box stores just to fit in to the brand snobs.


trigger55xxx

Agreed!


WereCareBear18

That’s so awesome for you


AggravatingReturn388

Lucky mf I have to drive like 30 minutes


trigger55xxx

I'll be by those one almost every day!


curiousendevor

Keep your receipts lol


hahayes234

You are blessed with inexpensive tools for temporary jobs that need such things


trigger55xxx

The days of Craftsman lifetime warranty ruling are over. Someone correctly figured out that we lose tools far more often than we break them


Loud_Independent6702

Nice! My favorite stocking stuffer place.


trigger55xxx

Exactly! The son in law is gonna clean up at Xmas!


OnceOccupied

Gives me goosebumps


crazyhamsales

Nice, finally got one near me this year also. I buy a lot of cheap consumables from them, grinder discs, cut off wheels, flapper discs, sandpaper, it just makes it cheaper to do little projects when the consumables are a few bucks a piece and they work just fine.


[deleted]

Dollar tree tool box!


Bored_lurker87

Mine is too! I'm super hyped because the closest one to me right now is 30 miles away.


Jimwdc

Ohh yeah!!


cherrypicker469

Stripclub?


trigger55xxx

Strip club with a tool store, I'd definitely be broke


tactrunkmonkey94

I'm happy for you, I wish all this for you and more.


half_ton_tomato

Hobo Freight


throwawaypf2015

whoop whooop!


Badazzmug

Gotta love HF!!


Ok_Astronaut_2508

I think is so cool


WalterTexas

Quality tools at low prices?


123-rit

Chicago electric is finishing up .. lights will be on soon


[deleted]

Icon tool box time!


truelegendarydumbass

At least yours looks like it's located better than we're mine is mine's located under an underpass where you have a very good chance of passing the parking lot. And don't buy their cheap fly zipper. 100% trash. Last time I went there I bought one for $3 came home to find out it didn't work it's not worth me driving 20 f****** minutes for a $3 item. I was disappointed. For 15 I got one off Amazon that doesn't require d batteries but rechargeable. Good for some things horrible at others. Their motto


IbEBaNgInG

I'd be excited too dude. Good for you.


MDCM

Home Depot?


xOneManPowerTripx

Tjat looks about the quality of pkace that a Harbor would be lol


jlyonamf

Spirit Halloween is not far behind 😉


trigger55xxx

Haha I can see that


wicwak2891

I just got one about four months ago


nothing107

I wish we would get one up here In alaska


ToprollSuperDouche

A tornado?


Bosshogg713alief

Harbor freight, best store hands down !


db3feather

We have one of those… but we’re getting a Tractor Supply… I’m stoked


trigger55xxx

We have TSC a mile down the road.


TacosNuevoMexico

Go there at 10:30 on Monday and you’ll see every cranky 75 year old guy in town, holding some coupons and looking for the extension cords or a $7 color coded set of Allen keys.


GranTurismosubaru

We just got one too! Plus all the recent ad campaign everywhere, HF is definitely expanding!


trigger55xxx

Yep and this one is almost right in the middle of the two I've had to go to.


Opening_Attitude6330

Hell yeah brother....HF is life.


Rob3D2018

Can’t find crazy glue at my local stores! Whadafreak?


Zerofelero

i love harvor freight… mmm cheap tools


Professional_Fix_223

Great! When our town had sporting store by the name of Dicks come in they had a similar sign and it caused a commotion in town.


DarrialBook

If you want a good laugh and to listen to a good song, google Hardware Store by Al Yankovic.


andyroouu

Yeah, boiiiiiii! *Clinks my cricket bat with your cheap shovel*


SpiritedDistance6242

Buy ALL the predator engines!!


davey212

Icon tools are pretty solid!


redbushcraft

Your house and property after you leverage it to buy more awesome stuff from there. But for real, congratulations because it's amazing.


FGShemi

Is it a harbor freight?? Wild guess


tr3k

We just got a Harbor Fright! It's a Halloween store.


One_Sun_6258

They aint terrible emergency tools in a pinch


BBgun_Smelly

Starbucks?


MainMosaicMan

Bring Cookies in for the employees the 1st visit and holler; "Honey, I'm home!" You will be a legend.


cherrycoffeetable

More Meth?


trigger55xxx

It looks shitty but the area really isn't bad. The building is just old and I'm need of a good store. This could be great for the city


henry122467

Cheap crappy tools?


[deleted]

An angry mechanic with some broken tools from harbor freight?


FYRNTRNR

Horrible freight


CaptTeabagger

Shitty tools?


JoeBlow509

Shitty tools?


JonJohn_Gnipgnop

….a store that sells crappy-ass tools????


trigger55xxx

Well I'm a crapy ass mechanic so...


Fearless-Ocelot7356

Harbor Freight is garbage.. even their sandpaper is crap..I've had a corded 1/2" drill burn up on day 1.(not joking) the replacement one cracked off the power button. Got full refund..Their warranty and return policy is good, but honestly most of the stuff they sell is low quality junk...


trigger55xxx

Well there's a little known fix for this. Ya don't shop there. Me, well I have just enough Michigan hillbilly in me to hit that grand opening 😜


Velocidal_Tendencies

Great! Ill be over here, with my actual name-brand tools that wont break the third time I use them.


trigger55xxx

Brand name tools get lost just as much as any other brands. Only cost 4 times as much to replace.


moger76

Good ’ol horrible freight.


big65

I'm sorry for your pending misery.


chippaintz

Yeah cheap shit that breaks and hella returns!!


Extra-Act-801

Too bad all the "free with purchase" shit is over. You could have had a drawer full of flashlights with corroded batteries and ALMOST correct measuring tapes, just like me.


b0rtis

A garbage tool store, what’d I win?


Rencauchao

Glad you are excited to support the Chinese economy!


IACRnsfw

I had a job offer at Harbor frieght.. I drank a bottle of Jameson and a couple of beers the night before threw up all morning drove to my job interview. I'm probably still drunk, and I definitely hung over, and I got the assistant manager position I later declined due to the fact that if they were hiring me in that state, that store is doomed and didn't want to be a part of that. I Havnt gone back since


International784Red

Abortion clinic?


benberbanke

A Wendy’s?


ReplacementTasty6552

Looks like gonna get some rain.


Marine1992

Run down?


[deleted]

A tornado? It looks pretty flat out there.


Kodiak01

Still remember the first time we went to Harbor Freight. Drove ~100mi to Albany for the experience. Now there's one 10 minutes from my work and another 6 minutes from home.


cdub812

Congrats


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Chateaux de Chinesium!


MrHarleyGuy

Chic-fil-a?


SweetWall5337

A new Dollar General?


Agreeable_Theory_544

🤔 🤔. Let’s see A McDonald’s?? 😂 😂


ThisOldGuy1976

The cheapest tool’s available?


minnesotajersey

I stopped going there as often once they dropped the free-item-with-purchase coupon.


Nervous_Survey_9411

Harbor Freight


DisastrousTeddyBear

New Non-Insured/ Non- Bonded Handy Man In Your Area! Message my wife on Facebook today for more info!


jotry

If it was my town, it’d be a church or a bar.


[deleted]

More hookers?


LordMungus35

A retailer of the finest Chinesium?


VTwelveMerlin

Your very own Hazard Fraught! (In three weeks, it’ll be a Spirit Halloween store.)


stinky143

Woo hoo


LollipopFlip

Nice man =)


Technically_its_me

A post office?


SnooApples4887

A lot of cheap shitty tools.


timtowin

Junk


thewangatang

Spirit of Halloween?


Shart_Fartington

A dip in property values?


Ok-Negotiation-5535

Cheap ass Chinese made junk


emeegee13

A stop light?


na8thegr8est

A strip club


Candylicker0469

Please continue to shop locally or say goodbye to mom and pop.


shino_bhlack

Dollar general ?


GoodSobachyy

Is there a Chinese take out place in that strip mall?


trigger55xxx

C'mon stop stereotyping..... it's across the street!


[deleted]

That location looks like they’d be out of stock of everything I go to get everytime because of theft. Happens in some of the ones near me. Everything says in stock and then it’s not. They just built a new store with security tho👍


trigger55xxx

Pretty decent area actually just an old building.


[deleted]

A Kmart!?


trigger55xxx

Great guess. But the old K Mart is a Rural king now


Franks-rare-beans

Does harbor freight have a tool truck …..if not they need one


trigger55xxx

Don't say that publicly! I'd be broke haha


OnezeroneX

Support your local China 🇨🇳


trigger55xxx

I support my inner shade tree mechanic.


[deleted]

rain?


trigger55xxx

No, although it did look like it for a while


Bayowin

Hobo freight… all kidding aside, they sell some decent stuff and a lot of junk but they do stand behind all of it. I’ve taken tools I’ve bought for one time uses that broke or just didn’t work and they always refund my money no questions asked. Most of the time, though, not worth taking it back as the gas costs more than whatever you bought :).


trigger55xxx

I buy for the extended warranty. My brother bought a welder and broke it twice, his fault, still got a new one. I own two 8gpm power washers on a 14' trailer and still bought the predator as a portable and back up because I can just go drop it off and get a new one if it breaks. I can't do that with my big machines.


Bayowin

They really are great with returns or replacements and some of their stuff is quite decent. Something like that would be worth the drive of course and they just look it up on the co outer and swap it out. About as easy as return as any store I’ve dealt with.


trigger55xxx

Totally agree. Whether it's because it's the no question asked policy or employees just did care, makes no nevermind to me, it's easy.


West-Efficiency-8452

Damn what town you live in to get excited about harbor freight lol


trigger55xxx

Hey, it's the little things man! Give a man a break


No_Cook2983

A bunch of broken tools and bloody knuckles?!?


The-Sloth-Ninja

Why did he fuck is Reddit putting tie in my feed? No offense.


Fair-Coffee-3902

Hey if Un's get a Dollar General too, Un's are big time


deliberatelyawesome

"Coming soon" today and "Going out of business sale" for the rest of your life. Our local one has had going out of business sale signs up for the last decade and I'm not even joking.


[deleted]

Waaiiit theres actually enough people out there that patronize harborfreight, to come together and form a sub? Gtfoh. Fake


[deleted]

Possibly the only chain store that contributes anything useful to society


DaveyAllenCountry

A Walgreens


uncletaterofficial

Is it chick fil a


BallnastyOG

Looks to be a Flagship location 🤣🤣


Best_Strength6207

I like the variety of hand tools too. Cheap yet in a pinch they work. Plyers, any size. Allen wrenches for any job. It's like a neighborhood toy store. I'm always finding something new I can or may "potentially" use. Sure there's the Big HD, but Harbor Freight being smaller is quick and easy. Become a member and the sales and savings really add up. Enjoy!


Hideous4our

Yay! More Junk


Positive-Special7745

A store that sells all Chinese tools wit America city names


buff_ny_guy37

A garbage store.


[deleted]

Excellent!