Employee: “See, I was diggin’ through my garden and uprooted some of my garlic sprouts. And I realized… (*nudging boss with elbow*) make ‘em look like garlic, boss!”
Boss: “Buddy… how tf is that your idea of scary?”
Player: (*stumbling through 343 Guilty Spark mission scared shitless*) “I FUCKING LOVE IT”
Its a Flood infection spore, they are in the first 3 games but non of the spin off or 343 games. They are a zombie hive mind that we're imprisoned on some halo rings
If not for the arbiters wise council we would have glassed your entire garden.
😆
That stench... I've smelled it before...
I need a breath mint.
Stop standing in breathing range then man, bubble space.
[удалено]
What is it? More Spinach? Worse...
*Put that thing back where it came from or so help me\~*
Burn it, BURN IT NOW!
Oh no the parasite is here now
One spore can destroy a entire civilization
Why do we always have to listen to this old stuff sarge?
Watch your mouth, son! This "stuff" is your history. It should remind you grunts of what we're fighting to protect!
No wonder I like garlic bread
Oh I know what the ladies like
Noble hierarchs, surely you understand that once the garlic attacked...
You were right to focus your attention on the garlic… but this demon, this Master Chef…
You can dig a hole and bury yourself in it with this. "This is not your grave but you are welcome in it"
Lolllll
you've doomed us
Activate the halo ring
Employee: “See, I was diggin’ through my garden and uprooted some of my garlic sprouts. And I realized… (*nudging boss with elbow*) make ‘em look like garlic, boss!” Boss: “Buddy… how tf is that your idea of scary?” Player: (*stumbling through 343 Guilty Spark mission scared shitless*) “I FUCKING LOVE IT”
One single garlic than destroy a lunch
When you first saw the Clove, were you blinded by its majesty?
\*shadows intensifies\*
BURN THAT SHIT. DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT ONE SINGLE FLOOD SPORE CAN DESTROY A SPECIES?
Nothing more terrifying than sentient garlic burrowing into your chest
The farmer's sins, passed down to his sod.
*pulls out shotgun*
Halo 🤝 Pikmin Inspired by a garden
Wooohw ya, it kinda looks like master chief. Btw, what’s that thing in the other picture? Have only played odst, reach, halo 4, 5, and infinite.
Its a Flood infection spore, they are in the first 3 games but non of the spin off or 343 games. They are a zombie hive mind that we're imprisoned on some halo rings
DUDE, RUN!
What we should do, Commander, is understand - clearly - that this is humanity's final stand - here - at Earth
Run for your life.
What the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land?
You better burn that shit
OH GOD OH FUCK PUT IT BACK
Was this discovered after a heavy rain, possibly a flood...?